Alleged “Moon Walker” Buzz Aldrin Marries Disgusting Plastic Surgery Mess on 93rd Birthday

I’m all for men marrying much younger women, but when you’re effectively already on your deathbed and you’re marrying a plastic surgery disaster who is much younger than you but still too old to have kids, you clearly have serious developmental issues.

Furthermore, the Moon landing is a hoax and Buzz Aldrin should be in jail.

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US astronaut Edwin ‘Buzz’ Aldrin, who was part of the legendary Apollo 11 mission that landed on the Moon in 1969, walked down the aisle on his 93rd birthday. This is his fourth marriage.

Taking to Twitter on Saturday, Aldrin announced that he had “tied the knot” with his “longtime love Dr. Anca Faur” the day before. According to the post, the couple was “joined in holy matrimony in a small private ceremony in Los Angeles & are as excited as eloping teenagers.”

Accompanying the message are two photos showing Aldrin sporting a black bow tie and tuxedo decorated with a medal and an Air Force badge. The bride is pictured wearing a long-sleeved lace dress and holding a bouquet.

I mean, if he was marrying a 20-something and trying to get her pregnant before he dies, I could understand and respect that. But this is just basic mommy type stuff he’s got going on here.

Why would you want that gross woman to be in your house? Even if you could have sex with her, which is obviously not the case here, why would you want to? The male sex drive is a curse, and the fading of the sex drive is the single best aspect of aging.

The entire concept of “old man wisdom” comes from the fact that when you’re old you’re not thinking about pussy all the time. No wise old man is also taking viagra to do weird old man sex with a bimbo. Maybe a hooker once a year because it’s funny and nostalgic, but you don’t move the bimbo into your house. This is just kooky.

I guarantee you, unless I’m trying to have more kids, when I’m an old man, you’re going to find me alone in a dark room smoking cigarettes and scowling. I’m not going to be trying to prove to the internet “I’m young at heart.” Frankly, even when I was a child I wasn’t “young at heart,” and I don’t understand why this is considered a good thing.

Saying “I’m old but I’m young at heart – look at this bimbo I’ve got here” is just bragging about having never properly matured into adulthood.

Furthermore, the Moon landing is a hoax.

There is only one real moon walker and he’s long dead.

His name was Michael Jackson.