Bronze Age Warlord Mike Lindell Banned from Canada

Andrew Anglin February 17, 2022

My Pillow founder Mike Lindell was planning on riding into Canada like Ghengis Khan and turning the trucker convoy into his own “Golden Horde” and using it to bring down the entire society of Canada through rape and pillaging.

Thankfully, the brave Canadians stood up for the values of our democracy and denied him entry.

Democracy is always mere inches away from one fascist white supremacist with a Confederate flag leading a rape rampage and destroying the entire global order.

National Post:

My Pillow CEO and staunch Donald Trump supporter Mike Lindell, as well as a truck full of “10,000 pillows,” were denied entry into Canada Tuesday evening while trying to join Ottawa Freedom Convoy protesters, National Post has learned.

A senior government source said that Lindell, as well an accompanying videographer, were intercepted at the Port Huron-Sarnia border crossing on Tuesday evening as they were enroute to Ottawa to distribute “pillows and Bibles” to convoy protestors.

On the same day, a My Pillow truck carrying “over 10,000 pillows,” including 1,000 “Bible pillows” destined for the truckers’ children was also intercepted trying to cross the border through the Ambassador Bridge leading to Windsor, ON.

The last thing Canada needs is more Bibles.

Canada is a democracy.

We believe in trannies, racial equality, and the permanent nature of the borders of the Ukraine, not some flying spaghetti monster claptrap from a dusty old book of unfounded superstitions.

They don’t need these violent, fringe pillows either.

Canadians sleep soundly on democracy pillows.

Canada is Really Nuts Though

This other stuff coming out of Canada is wild.

It is full on martial law, only Justin Castro is no Fidel. He doesn’t seem to be able to handle this kind of situation.

They started freezing people’s bank accounts for any minor political infringement, and they’ve created a run on the banks.

Or, an attempted run on the banks. They’re apparently just freezing everyone’s money in order to prevent a run on the banks.

They’re saying you can’t withdraw money unless you can confirm it won’t be used to support the truckers.

This is while they’re saying that anyone who ever held a belief that disagrees with Justin Trudeau should “be worried.”

These are not the “we’re coming for you so you should be afraid” type of people.

You ain’t no Stalin, bruv.

Josef Stalin says “be afraid – we’re coming for you” and I’m gonna be like “yikes.”

These people say it and you’re just like “lol, shut up, faggot.”

But they do have the same power as Stalin – actually, significantly more, in theory. They just can’t possibly wield it, because they are not strongmen with a will to power.

The government is also firing anyone who donated to the convoy – with all of these donations now public, because someone quite conveniently hacked GiveSendGo and made all of the documents public.

The Washington Post, among other state media outlets in America, published the names from the hack and started emailing them and harassing them to ask why they are trying to destroy democracy.

They successfully shut down one donor’s coffee shop.

So that’s weird.

Kinda reeks of desperation, frankly.

For whatever reason, Ilhan Omar actually called out the Antifa journalists doing this to people.

I doubt she’s really taking a principled stance – she probably just noticed all of the Jew names on the bylines and was like “you know what? Heck it.”

Good enough for me!

Hail Ilhan!

Canada is also saying that they are going to “crack down on crypto,” though they haven’t explained how that is possible.

A Bitcoin transaction can’t be blocked. It can be traced, sometimes, but it can’t be blocked. They can keep people from turning it into cash though. And if you can’t access a bank anyway, then it definitely gets complicated.

If I was on Local Bitcoins in Canada, I’d be doing IRL cash meet-ups at a 50% surcharge.

Except that I probably wouldn’t do that because I would presumably get thrown in prison for the rest of my life after being tracked down by Canadian intelligence, which along with American intelligence, has been let loose on the Truckers for Freedom.

Because that’s how you protect democracy, folks.

Democracy is as fragile as a premature infant or a wet tissue, and it must be defended with cruel brutality. If you refuse to use the ultimate weapons available to you to defend democracy, then you lose your democracy – and then who will control you? Who will make your medical decisions for you? Who will decide how you are allowed to use your money?

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