CDC: Everyone is Going to Get Blood Clots

Everything causes heart attacks.

And anything can cause blood clots.

It’s just the way it is these days.

Sorry, folks.

Too much global warming.

People eating too much meat, not enough bugs.

Gotta be careful out there.

There is virtually a 100% chance you are going to die of a heart attack, a blood clot, or some strange cancer in the very near future.

We should have listened to AOC.