Elon Musk Sabotages Dogecoin Hustle While Hosting SNL

I was surprised when it was announced Elon Musk would host Saturday Night Live, since he’s so autistic. But whatever – if he wants to do that, that’s fine. I am mostly swinging pro-Elon these days.

SNL guards their clips on the internet seriously because they don’t want people making fun of how shitty the show is, and they know internet people (people who don’t have TVs to watch this garbage on) will be very harsh, whereas any peasant who still owns a TV is too Philistine to criticize anything.

I don’t care enough to use my internet citizen skills to download a torrent of the show, so I just read some reviews saying Elon sucked at comedy, which I believe.

But why did he attack Dogecoin? He called it “a hustle” and the price dropped. I know for a fact he’s in on the hustle, because he’s been pumping it.

Broke niggas is be trying to make a buck here, Elon.

Why you gonna sabotage your own self and the same time you sabotaging broke niggas?

Everything is a hustle.

Have you seen Tesla stock?

Does that stock price make sense to you?

This is the age of the hustle, because the elite are covering up the fact that technology is to the point where everyone in first world countries (and most of the third world for that matter) could be living in a futuristic Jetsons type scenario if it wasn’t for criminal banking schemes, tax scandals and billionaire hoarding.

Let a nigga get a nickel on that Doge, Elon!