I Resent Those Remarks: Mitt Romney Calls Putin “A Small, Evil Feral-Eyed Man”

My entire life, I’ve been called “a small, evil feral-eyed man.”

So you can imagine what it felt like to me when Mitt Romney used those words on CNN’s State of the Union to describe the Hitler 2.0, Vladimir Putin.

My jaw dropped.

How could he use such derogatory language towards small, evil, feral-eyed persons? 

This shows, once again, that small, evil, feral-eyed people are one of the last groups you’re still allowed to hate and get away with it on prime time television. You can make jokes about Asian drivers, and you can demean small, evil, feral-eyed men.

It’s disgusting.

Mitt is Back, Baby

Mitt Romney was invited on CNN to prove that he’d been vindicated in his fear and loathing of the Russian race.

CNN played a clip of a debate he had with Barack Obama in 2012, wherein Obama said “the 1980s called and asked for their f0reign policy back.”

The message was: Mitt is a prophet. He knew what not even the magic negro knew: that the real threat was always the rascal hun.

Of course, now 100% of Democrats and Republicans agree with him. I have not seen this level of bi-partisan unity since 9/11. I’m actually a little bit shocked that none of the Republicans are out there saying “who gives a shit? What does this have to do with me and my problems?”

The thing it is going to have to do with us and our problems, of course, is that these sanctions are going to shoot up the cost of energy and super-charge inflation.

I would think that at least one Congressman would be able to stand up and say “look, the news is bullshit – why are they saying there’s a war when there is no war being shown? Why is the US government sending in advisors to tell the Ukraine military to use residential neighborhoods and school children as human shields? Why is there a program to tell Ukrainian civilians they can take out a tank using a water balloon?”

And: “is the supposed ‘sovereignty’ of the Ukraine – something they’ve only allegedly had for 8 years – worth this much American blood and treasure? Is it worth risking a nuclear war? If so, why?”

For the record, Sandy Cortez and Paul Gosar have both introduced a bill saying that Biden should have to get approval from Congress before starting a war. But that’s kind of a pointless bill, because Congress would give it without question, nigh unanimously.

But there are no questions. No questions about anything. The media is just reporting the stupidest nonsense I’ve ever heard about what is happening on the ground – just lying at a level I’ve never witnessed in my life – and they are framing this as if it is Pearl Harbor or 9/11. It might even be as bad as 1/6.

Mitt is back on top again.

He might be able to secure the GOP ticket on a “nuclear war with Russia” platform.

By the time the election comes along, American peasants will have been so thoroughly saturated in this Ukrainian stuff that they will vote for whichever candidate is the most anti-Russia. The mass formation psychosis of covid is being transferred onto the small, evil, feral-eyed man.