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This week Israel celebrated its 75th anniversary. It’s a beautiful country and one of our most important allies. Congrats to all of my Israeli friends! I hope to come visit in person soon.
— J.D. Vance (@JDVance1) April 28, 2023
If JD Vance’s Friday tweet celebrating Jewish Israel seems slightly disjointed with an abrupt ending, that’s because he was deep-throating Jewish cock while typing and lost his train of thought when he started gagging and puked in his mouth.
Swallowing the vomit, he wrapped it up with “I hope to come visit in person soon.” He then collapsed onto the filthy floor of the synagogue. Cockroaches were crawling all over his semen-stained suit as the Jews threw hundred dollar bills at him, laughing and jeering – “that’s a good goy!”
One of the fattest of the Jews, with a gargoyle-like face that reminded Vance of Harvey Weinstein, still had his short, fat penis in his hand, aimed at Vance. As Vance moved to stand up, the fat Jew began urinating in his face. As the piss dripped from Vance’s well-trimmed beard, the Jew said: “now, say ‘I’m a good little goy.'”
Vance spat to try to expel the urine from his lips. It was no use. His beard was dripping with it. He looked up, and obeyed: “I’m a good little goy.”
“Yes you are” the Jew said, and spat on his face. Vance felt the thick, snotty spittle running through the urine into his beard, like a dead frog floating through an open sewer into a patch of plastic waste.
Waiting a moment to see if the Jews were finished, the pudgy Ohio Senator picked up the money, straightened his tie, and tried not to make eye contact with the Jews as he made his way to the bathroom to clean himself up a bit. As he realized that one of the cockroaches was crawling on his back under his wet shirt, he squeezed the handful of dollar bills and whispered to himself “I’m a US Senator. People respect me.”
