Malformed Climate Girl’s Zero-Emission Vegan Yacht Trip Actually Produces More Emissions Than Just Taking a Plane

Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
August 18, 2019

She spent months trying to figure out how to travel to the US without flying on a plane.

Turns out that according to Global Warming Law, her “solution” is worse for the environment than just taking a plane.

Daily Mail:

Greta Thunberg’s trans-Atlantic voyage on a ‘zero-carbon yacht’ has been rocked by revelations that crew will fly to New York in a gas-guzzling plane to bring the boat back to Europe.

It is claimed that this would generate more emissions than the yacht saves and threatens to leave the 16-year-old’s plans to chart an environmentally friendly route to the United States in tatters.

On Wednesday, the Swedish eco-campaigner left Plymouth on the Malizia II for a two-week journey to the United Nations headquarters where she will address a climate change meeting.

But last night, it was confirmed that two crew will have to fly to the US east coast city to man the 60ft yacht on its return.

But at least the Climate Karma has been taking off of Greta, and some other brave white person bears the brunt of the Global Warming Guilt.

At the end of the day, that’s all that matters to these kind of people. Like vegans periodically buying the same vegan items that keep breaking just to avoid the Vegan Bad Karma of just buying a durable leather version once, Climate Cultists will go to ridiculous lengths to avoid touching the carbon emission lava floor.

It’s all just a children’s game, really.

‘We added the trip to New York City at very short notice, and as a result two people will need to fly over to the US in order to bring the boat back,’ a Team Malizia spokeswoman told the Times.

She added: ‘The world has not yet found a way to make it possible to cross an ocean without a carbon footprint.’

And a further two sailors who are currently on board the Malizia II with Greta may use air travel to get back to Europe.

Skipper Boris Herrmann and Pierre Casiraghi, the nephew of Prince Albert of Monaco, will reportedly be boarding flights for their return trip.

Greta, who is taking a sabbatical year from school, will be joining large-scale climate demonstrations and speaking at the UN Climate Action Summit hosted by secretary-general Antonio Guterres in New York in September.

Here’s Great Greta’s Five Steps to Saving the Planet:

  1. Take a sabbatical year from school because the world is going to end anyways so why bother
  2. Take trips in racing yachts with European royalty
  3. Turn it into a media spectacle
  4. ???
  5. World saved

Oh, also. GO VEGAN!

The yacht is made for racing, with foils, or wings, that lift it out of the water for a faster and smoother ride.

Inside it is sparse, fitted with high-tech navigation equipment, an on-board ocean laboratory to monitor CO2 levels in the water, and four bunks – Herrmann and Casiraghi will share one, sleeping in turns.

The toilet is a blue plastic bucket, complete with a biodegradable bag that can be thrown overboard, and meals will be freeze-dried packets of vegan food mixed with water heated on a tiny gas stove.

This is what a vegan diet does to a developing woman:

She said that meat is stealing her future but it looks like the vegan diet is stealing her breasts.

This hero is sacrificing her breasts for your future.

Greta is almost 17 years old at the time of writing, and has the body of a 10-year-old.

Veganism and the Climate Change cult are suicidal tendencies disguised as kindness, compassion, fighting for the future and all of these buzzwords and slogans that these self-hating masochist whites engage in.

Why kill others when you can kill yourself?