Michigan: Kalamazoo City Decides Taking a Shit in Public is No Longer a Crime

My grandfather told me: “son, a man won’t truly be free in this country until he can drop his pants and take a dump right on main street if he gets the inkling to do so.”

We are finally making America into what it is suppose to be, and we continue to struggle through this painful quest of building the more perfect union that our forefathers envisioned.

It’s always a struggle, but it’s who we are. It’s the promise of America. We let people love who they want to love. We allow women to make their own choices about their own bodies. And we take shits on the sidewalk.

Daily Caller:

Residents of Kalamazoo, Michigan, criticized city leaders Thursday during an appearance on Fox News after a vote to make “equitable changes” in city laws resulted in the decriminalization of littering and public defecation and urination.

City commissioners voted to change city ordinances that turned crimes like public defecation, public urination and littering from misdemeanors to civil infractionson Monday, Fox17Online reported. Residents immediately protested the effects of the law change.

“One day, we smell something in the bathroom of the store and I open up the door and there was human feces, and of course, called by landlord and they — nobody would do anything about it,” Cherri Emery, the owner of a coffee shop, told “Fox and Friends First” host Todd Piro.

Becky Bil, who owns Pop City Popcorn at the Kalamazoo Mall, told Piro about an increase of feces in the area near her store. The city also spent $100,000 on a public restroom near the mall, but Bil claimed it was locked at times.

“I’m kind of a little ways from the main part of the mall, but my neighbor has had human feces outside of his door,” Bil said. “Just litter everywhere. We do have ambassadors that do come through and pick it up, but it’s still out there and just crazy.”

If there is one pure measure of the level of equity you’ve got in your country, it is the growth of the number of homeless people.

Ambassadors from where?

What country sends their ambassador to clean up human feces on the street in Kalamazoo?

“You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours? The Polish and Estonian ambassadors to the United States have volunteered to clean up human shit on the sidewalks in Kalamazoo, as they demands more aid for the Ukraine war effort.”