Rogue Pilot Threatens to Crash Plane Into Walmart

At time of writing, this is a developing story.

This is hilarious.

New York Post:

A rogue pilot is threatening to crash a plane into a Mississippi Walmart as terrified residents watch the skies.

At 5 a.m., the purported kamikaze flyer, who authorities said is operating a possibly stolen Beechcraft King plane, contacted police and informed them of his alarming plans, according to a press release from the Tupelo Police Department.

Police have been speaking directly to the pilot and worked with Walmart and nearby stores to evacuate customers.

I’m not going to say Walmart has it coming, but it couldn’t happen to a better retail outlet.

America is having a lot of mental health problems, it seems.