Russia Reiterates Support for North Korea’s Nuclear Status, Vows to Strengthen Ultimate Friendship!

No one wanted to be friends with Kim.

No one believed him.

Then a man from Russia, a big timer named Vladimir Putin, took a chance on this kid.

This allegedly happened after Kim kept sending Vlad my favorite song.

Now he’s in the big leagues, ready to start firing nukes at the enemies of heterosexuality.

Reuters:

Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov said on Thursday that Moscow viewed the notion of “denuclearising” North Korea as a “closed issue” as it understood Pyongyang’s logic of relying on nuclear weapons as the foundation of its defence.

Lavrov, answering a question on his ministry’s website, said Russia would stand alongside North Korea in resisting what he said the U.S. portrays as “expanded nuclear deterrence” alongside South Korea and Japan in the Asia-Pacific region.

This is clearly a real and extremely serious threat to regional security,” Lavrov wrote. “In these conditions the very term of ‘denuclearisation’ as applied to North Korea has lost all meaning. For us, this is a closed issue.”

Lavrov said Russia would stand together with North Korea in “confronting a joint adversary” and “consistently strengthen friendship and cooperation” with Pyongyang.

Everyone in the world has a joint adversary.

Everything has been lined up between democracy and free countries.

The heuristic you can use to figure out which is which is to simply ask: “Is this country gay? Do they promote gay anal in the streets and tell kids to become gay?”

There are some exceptions that prove the rule, like Saudi Arabia, but Saudi Arabia might not end up on the side of Analmerica in the long run. That has not been decided.

There are underlying reasons why public homosexuality is the defining variable you can see between the two sides, but nonetheless, this is the way you can tell who is on which side.

North Korea is the straightest country of all.