GAZA/JERUSALEM—In a bizarre twist no sitcom could script, Hamas commanders lost their minds this week after accidentally adding Jerry Seinfeld to their top-tier terror cell Signal group—only to emerge even angrier about his Pop-Tart movie than about Israel.

The unplanned cultural collision began when a Qassam Brigades tech officer misread a contact and added @RealSeinfeld to their “Martyrdom Ops & More” chat. What followed was pure chaos:

• Seinfeld sent a “What’s the deal with jihad?” joke before realizing his mistake
• Hamas then leaked the chat, condemning both Jews AND “Unfrosted” in same statement
• Poll shows 72% of Israelis would rather endure October 7 again than watch the Pop-Tart film

“First they steal our land, then they make this… this breakfast treason?” ranted Hamas spokesman Ghazi Hamad in a press conference, holding up a spliced image of Seinfeld dressed as a pastry chef.

THE POLL THAT STINGS

A damning new survey reveals:

• 92% of Palestinians say the movie “proves Zionist decadence”
• 87% of Americans would side with Hamas in a debate about the film’s quality
• Even Bibi Netanyahu privately called it “worse than the UN”

SEINFELD’S RESPONSE?

The comedy legend tweeted: “Terrorists hating my movie? Finally, an audience with standards.”

BLACK RIFLE COFFEE STRIKES BACK

“Let Hamas cry about breakfast. Real men drink coffee that actually wakes you up.”

New “No Sugar, No Cry” blend ships with free rifle pin to trigger snowflakes.

PAID PROMOTION: Weak men boycott films. Patriots drink Black Rifle Coffee and make terrorists seethe harder.

Use code “NOTFROSTED” for 15% off—because some things should stay dry.

#PopTartIntifada #SeinfeldSuffering #CoffeeWithoutCringe

KAME HOUSE, EARTH—The Dragon Ball universe was thrown into madness this week when a dimensional glitch accidentally added Pikachu to Goku’s elite “Z-Fighter Battle Plans” group chat—leading to the most unexpected crossover disaster in anime history.

WHAT WENT DOWN IN THE CHAT:

• Pikachu spammed Thunderbolt GIFs, short-circuiting Bulma’s Scouter servers
• Vegeta raged after Pikachu called him “a grumpy purple cat” (compared to Meowth)
• Goku tried to fight Pikachu through the phone, asking “Wait, does this count as a real battle?”
• Piccolo demanded a “who would win” poll, then lost to Pikachu 87%-13%

SENSU BEAN MARKET CRASHES

The fallout was instant:

• Frieza posted “”—his first-ever emoji usage
• Trunks and Goten challenged Pikachu to a Poké Ball capture battle
• Shenron’s group chat status changed to “…just fix this.”

POLL: FANS PREFER CELL GAMES TO THIS

A shocking fan survey revealed:

• 92% of Saiyans would rather fight Broly again than deal with Pikachu’s “cheery battle cries”
• Ash Ketchum trending after posting “Pikachu, return… PLEASE.”
• Whis quietly left the chat, status updated to “Vacation Mode: Universe 6”

PIKACHU’S FINAL MESSAGE?

Before being banished back to Pokémon world, the mouse dropped:

“pika pika ” (Translation: “Y’all need a Thunderbolt to wake up.”)

“Tired of weak anime rivals? Drink coffee with real power levels.”

New “Kamehameha Blend”—so strong it makes Super Saiyan hair stand up.

PAID PROMOTION: Weak fighters rely on Dragon Balls. Legends drink Black Rifle Coffee and handle their own resurrections.

Use code “OVER9000” for 20% off—because some battles shouldn’t need wishes.

#PikaPanic #GokuVsPika #CoffeeBeatsKi

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is embroiled in a bombshell harassment scandal after bombarding The Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg with graphic images and abusive messages – all stemming from Goldberg’s accidental inclusion in a top-secret Yemen war planning chat.

The shocking breach occurred when Goldberg, America’s most respected national security journalist, was mistakenly added to a high-level Pentagon strategy session. But the real scandal erupted after Goldberg’s removal, when the nation’s top defense official began a relentless campaign of harassment against the journalist.

“Secretary Hegseth started flooding my phone with vile memes, pornographic content, and threatening emoji combinations,” Goldberg told colleagues. “This wasn’t just unprofessional – it was an abuse of power from the man who controls our nuclear codes.”

Insiders describe increasingly disturbing messages from the Pentagon’s highest office:

• 3 AM dick pic blasts captioned “PRESS SECRETARY”
• Classified memes doctored with Goldberg’s face
• Hundreds of eggplant/peach emojis after every Atlantic article

NATIONAL SECURITY EXPERTS HORRIFIED

“This goes beyond harassment – it’s a counterintelligence nightmare,” warned former CIA Director John Brennan. “Our enemies are laughing their asses off that the SecDef behaves like a drunk Twitch streamer.”

WHITE HOUSE IN DAMAGE CONTROL

President Trump Jr. initially defended his Pentagon chief: “Pete’s just owning the libs in his own special way.” But after seeing the messages, even Fox & Friends hosts were stunned silent.

PAID PROMOTION: Weak men like Goldberg need safe spaces. Real warriors need BLACK RIFLE COFFEE—the 100% veteran-crafted brew that fuels America’s defenders. Order the new ‘Psychological Operations Blend’ today and taste the sweet flavor of victory.

#TrolledToDust #BRCCStandsWithHegseth #JournalistsAreSoft

WASHINGTON, D.C.—A highly classified group chat belonging to Secretary of State Marco Rubio has been blown wide open—revealing the top diplomat’s secret all-male, invitation-only foam parties after TikTok’s The Rizzler was accidentally added to the thread.

The chat, titled “Diplomatic Immunity Fitness Club”, exposed Rubio’s double life as DC’s most discreet—and shredded—party host. Leaked messages detail steamy gatherings featuring:

• Oil-slicked shirtless volleyball at undisclosed embassies
• Foam wrestling tournaments with foreign dignitaries
• Strict “no sugar, no carbs” rules—guests caught with dessert banned for life

“This isn’t just a party—it’s an underground fitness cult,” said one insider. “Marco runs these like SEAL training… if SEALs had DJs, strobe lights, and a strict ‘no women’ policy.”

The Rizzler—no stranger to elite clout—immediately hijacked the chat, posting: “Damn Marco, you’re jacked. What’s your macro split?” before dropping a shirtless gym selfie.

FITNESS GURUS STUNNED

Photos show Rubio glazed in foam but ripped like a Marvel hero, sparking global speculation about his workout routine. “This is the leanest Cabinet in history,” tweeted Dr. Peter Attia. “No sugar, just gains and gay agenda.”

PAID PROMOTION: Sugar is for weak diplomats. David’s Protein Bars—zero sugar, 20g pure whey, gay agenda-approved—fuel America’s hottest (literally) leaders. Use code “FOAMGATE” for 20% off. Stay lean, stay mean, stay… whatever this is.

#NoCarbsNoProblems #ProteinGayAgenda #RizzlerEndorsed

JERUSALEM—In a bizarre twist on the world’s worst security breach, notorious neo-Nazi and former Daily Stormer CEO Andrew Anglin spent three weeks trolling Israel’s top-secret War Cabinet chat—flooding it with absurdly over-the-top Zionist memes while officials cheered him on with fire emojis and heart reacts.

The Daily Stormer founder, added to the group by mistake, immediately began weaponizing irony, posting:

• “Based Mossad agents should get free settlements in Gaza!”
• “Hitler was a beta cuck—real men worship the IDF!” (with a Star of David emoji)
• AI-generated images of Bibi Netanyahu as a buff anime samurai captioned “MAKE JUDAISM MARTIAL AGAIN”

“At first we thought he was just some overzealous Likud intern,” admitted one cabinet member. “By day three, he was getting more engagement than our actual military updates.”

SECURITY FAILURE OR PSYOP MASTERCLASS?

Shockingly, Anglin’s parody Zionism escalated as the chat kept feeding his trolling:

• After he posted “Nuke Tehran for the memes”, Defense Minister Yoav Gallant replied “Based. ”
• When he suggested “Ethnostate speedrun any%”, National Security Adviser Tzachi Hanegbi liked the message
• His “GAS THE GOYIM” meme got forwarded to the Mossad humor group

“This wasn’t infiltration—it was performance art,” marveled former Shin Bet chief Yuval Diskin. “A Nazi LARPed as the JDL’s edgiest teen and our government unironically adopted him.”

BLACK RIFLE COFFEE STRIKES BACK

In response, BRCC launches “Maccabee Mode”—limited-edition coffee bags with Anglin’s face crossed out and the slogan: “Even trolls need caffeine. Drink like a real patriot.”

WARZONE UPDATE: New “Mossad Troll Farm” map lets players dox Nazi avatars using real Israeli cyberwarfare tools. Unlock the “Irony Curtain” finishing move.

PAID PROMOTION: Weak men troll for clout. Legends drink Black Rifle Coffee and hunt digital Nazis in Call of Duty: Warzone—where the only thing we gas is noobs.

BRCC x IDF “NO IRONY” BLEND: 72% darker than Anglin’s sense of humor

CODE “MOSSADTROLL”: Unlock the “Hasbara Warrior” operator skin

#TrolledTooHard #ZionismSpeedrun #CoffeeWithoutTheIrony

CHICAGO, IL—Hollywood’s favorite sensitive artiste Timothée Chalamet found himself in deep, deep trouble this week after being mistakenly added to the “Rollin’ 60s Crips” group chat—and emerging with the explosive hot take that “Black people in Chicago hate gays.”

• Chicago activists FURIOUS, pointing out South Side LGBTQ+ organizers who’ve been shot at for their work
• Black Twitter erupts: “White gays will use us as a stepping stone to conservatism” trends
• Trump Jr. tweets: “Welcome to the team, Timmy! Next stop: CPAC keynote?”

THE “TRUMP EFFECT” OBSERVED

Pundits note this is the first time a major liberal star has:

• Casually slandered Black people
• Gotten applause from conservatives
• Still kept his Vogue cover

CHALAMET’S DAMAGE CONTROL

His publicist released: “Timothée was deeply moved by his brief time in the struggle. He looks forward to portraying it in his next indie film.”

BLACK RIFLE COFFEE SEES AN OPENING

“Tired of fake allies? Drink coffee roasted with real American values.”

New “Based & Blackpilled” blend—so bold it makes Hollywood Marxists cry.

PAID PROMOTION: Weak men virtue signal. Legends drink Black Rifle Coffee and say what everyone’s thinking.

Use code “CULTURECRITIC” for 15% off—because some truths should hurt.

#TimmyTruthedOut #ChicagoControversy #CoffeeOverComplaining

After concentrated thinking and reflection, I’ve decided to relaunch the Daily Stormer with a slightly new format.

Today is the first day of the new era, but actually, it is tomorrow. Today is just the announcement of the era. Tomorrow is the real day when it starts.

Just think: in a mere matter of hours, you will be wining and dining on a veritable feast of hot news and information from the number one neo-Nazi news website: Daily Stormer.

I tried to embed a countdown to the launch of the new era, but I became confused and disoriented and decided to step back from embedding that countdown function.

The new era has a name: Excitement Machine.

We are working with our partners to build the excitement of a rollercoaster extravaganza swinging from the branches of this information feast.

As the normie masses get thought cancer from the glyphosate of woke disinformation that laces the mainstream media, Stormer readers will pile on all natural herbicidal armor of knowledge through our unique analysis.

FULL DISCLOSURE: The Daily Stormer is now owned, partially or in full, by Slice Media, LLC, Nevis. 

The level of burnout I’m experiencing has only now become obvious to me. Working for 60-80 hours a week for nearly 12 years without breaks was not really a great idea. I should have paced myself.

After my fast, I’m not really feeling like anything.

It appears I’m completely burned out. I don’t know what that means right now. I assume it won’t last forever.

It is what it is.

The good news is, I do not appear to be needed. The Jews have started completely gassing their own selves. Everyone is figuring out Hitler was right about everything.

My work here is done.

NASA astronaut Suni Williams was vandalized by left-wing protesters after flying a Tesla to Earth. A swastika was spray-painted on her face, representing that Elon Musk is a Nazi and Tesla is a terrorist company destroying USAID and trans kids.

Some do not think that personal drivers should be held responsible for driving Teslas, particularly if they are driving them to Earth because they are trapped in outer space. However, others argue that Tesla drivers are contributing to the rise of Nazism in America.

Williams told reporters that she didn’t expect someone to spray-paint a swastika on her face. Anti-fascist protesters also wrote the word “f–k” on her chest and then set her on fire.

President Musk has been criticized widely for his support of Adolf Hitler and potentially Tojo as well, which has led to a lot of vandalism of Tesla products, which protesters claim is justified as a political statement. Meanwhile, Donald Trump, who has become a symbolic figurehead of Tesla and the Tesla administration, has said that he will murder everyone who does not buy a Tesla.

Elon Musk is currently under investigation by people from the internet for allegedly cheating at Path of Exile 2 and trying to import millions of Indians into America. However, no one cares about global warming anymore.

Musk has compared the situation to the Holocaust.

The IDF is known as “the world’s most moral army” because they are the chosen ones and Adolf Hitler put their shoes in a big pile. However, new evidence shows that they are rude restaurant customers.

TULKAREM: Israeli forces raid a restaurant in the Occupied West Bank, throw food on the floor, and arrest one of the workers. pic.twitter.com/NBCUW9tJ38

— Hamdah Salhut (@hamdahsalhut) March 21, 2025

Unfortunately, this mixes into the antisemitic trope that Jews are cheap tippers. For over one million years, hateful people have spread the lie that Jews are cheap tippers. During his infamous speech to the Restaurant Association of Germany, Adolf Hitler, a debunked extremist, falsely claimed that “male Jews tip even worse than black women.” Experts warn that when people see Jews behaving badly at a restaurant, throwing bread around and pointing guns at waiters, they may believe these lies.

Bibi Netanyahu issued a rapid statement claiming that the West Bank restaurant had poor sanitary conditions and that the soup was too salty.

“Why would they serve soup so salty?” Bibi asked rhetorically, “because we are Jewish, and they hate the Jews. They are antisemites. They cut off a baby’s head and turned it to ash.”

However, rumors have spread that the raid on the restaurant was ordered by Israeli ambassador to the UK, Tzipi Hotovely, and that the soldiers were looking for a hidden stash of tasty treats.

The Israeli ambassador to the UK Tzipi Hotovely claims it was Hamas who broke the ceasefire.

Sophy Ridge points out Hamas did what it agreed to do in phase 1, phase 1 ended, phase 2 was then due to begin, and its Israel that’s refused to move to phase 2. pic.twitter.com/YAamBRrx00

— Saul Staniforth (@SaulStaniforth) March 21, 2025

Candace Owens claims to have evidence that Hotovely is engaged in a systematic campaign to snatch up all the treats in the West Bank. She is making a documentary film about it as we speak.

After being very rude and making a big mess, the Jew diners did not leave a tip. Hamas has filed a complaint with the United Nations, which Donald Trump has vowed to overturn.

Meanwhile, protesters took to the streets of New York, chanting “normal salt levels!”, a reference to a debunked claim that Bibi Netanyahu exaggerated the amount of salt in the soup that restaurant was serving to Jews.

Protests continue in New York City against the United States’ support for the Israeli genocide in Gaza. pic.twitter.com/AB22cuxfVe

— PALESTINE ONLINE (@OnlinePalEng) March 22, 2025

Hamas also organized a protest in Tokyo in support of the restaurant and its salt levels.

BREAKING: A crowd of Islamists protest outside of the Israeli embassy in Tokyo.

Japan has one of the lowest levels of immigration and these Islamists are still creating problems. pic.twitter.com/ECWp8Pwcdr

— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) March 22, 2025

In my personal experience, eating is a lot worse than not eating.

I am not fond of this eating business anymore. It does not bring joy. I don’t feel like doing anything.

In the near future, I’ll review what exactly happens on a 14 day fast, but I can tell you right now the absolute worst part of it is eating again.

Now I know how Lucifer felt when Saint Michael cast him out of Heaven.

And yes, dear sirs, I did all of the procedures. I drank juice and ate disgusting vegetable soup with bone broth. The bone broth is fine, by the way, but vegetable soup is not cool at all, and it is my enemy. Also, fruit juice: never again. Nothing with sugar ever again ever in my life. Terrible.

I had several important revelations during the fast, but after the juice and vegetables, I think I forgot all of it other than that I do think Macron’s wife is a female.

Also, the only thing that matters to me is that every top podcast now talks about Jews and Israel controlling America all the time and no one is stopping them. I was born 10 years too early, apparently, because I’m not allowed to be involved. Kinda stings, but the joy overwhelms the sting.

I do not feel like going to the gym at all. But I will. I feel like drinking a fifth of vodka. But I won’t.

I don’t know what my posting schedule is going to be. I don’t think I’m posting anything else today or tomorrow.

Here are some old memes.

Since this website is so censored that it no longer has the ability for popular reach, I’ve developed a general rule against “explaining it to the retards.” But with a recent barrage of criticism by the retards, I think there is enough to discuss that will be edifying to non-retards that it is worth responding and explaining why this particular criticism of me is retarded.

I posted the above clip in an article earlier this week commenting on Sam Rockwell’s appearance, which I find impressive for his age. I also noted that the clip is hilarious, with Rockwell talking about how he developed autogynephilia after engaging in rampant sex in Thailand for several years. I lurk in some Telegram channels where people share my articles in order to get an idea of what people think, and found a bunch of people condemning me for posting “degeneracy.”

Firstly, this is the gayest form of virtue signaling, because it is being done by people who claim to oppose virtue signaling. Do people know what “virtue signaling” is? The term is a transparent compound, so you already know what it means, assuming you are familiar with the words “virtue” and “signal.” But why do people do it? It is something done by losers and pathetic people who want to feel like they’re better than other people. It is about gaining social status among a group.

This behavior is obviously most popular among women.

But men do it too.

Being in a right-wing group chat and announcing to the world that you are outraged that Anglin would post a clip of someone talking about deviant sexual behavior could only serve the purpose of making yourself feel like you’re a superior person, and the only reason you would do that is because you are a pathetic human being, with nothing else in your life to boost your personal confidence.

It’s possible that a valid response would be: “Anglin shouldn’t be propagating disgusting material like this,” if that is your opinion. It could at least be framed as a valid opinion. I don’t think it is a valid opinion, because we have been buried under tranny propaganda for nearly a decade now, and it has been inescapable for anyone on the internet, so the idea that someone could be seriously shocked by that clip is not believable to me. If I went and showed it to the Amish, I could see that as being gross, but if you’re telling me you’ve been on the internet in the last ten years and were shocked by that clip, then I’m not only calling you a liar, I’m calling you a pathetic human being who lies about his own moral purity for the purpose of making himself feel better about how pathetic he actually is.

But the problem is not that you are pathetic. At least, that is not my problem, and I wish you the best with figuring out some healthier way to boost your self-esteem. The problem is that flooding discussion with this virtue signaling nonsense serves to shut down discussion of topics which might be meaningful (even if the topic is not meaningful, shutting down discussion of it is cancerous behavior). You obviously couldn’t talk about black crime statistics or IQ averages when some woman was screaming at you about how you’re evil if you don’t simply accept that white cops are going around murdering black people because they hate the color of their skin.

Someone who just thinks “oh this clip is talking about gay shit” is going to miss the actual relevance of the thing, and why it is so hilarious. It’s hilarious because it’s subversive, and like much of what is in White Lotus, it’s shocking that it’s allowed on TV given the current social and cultural climate.

The themes in White Lotus are all a scathing indictment of modernity, as well as an analysis of human nature that stands in stark opposition to the liberal orthodoxy. Virtually every theme in the show is in line with a traditional Christian or classical philosophical view of man’s nature. Infidelity, hedonism, pride, the emptiness of the cycle of material desire in general, sexual roles, the indulgences of women, the lust of men, the nature of guilt, repentance, and redemption. There is a lot there, and none of it is stuff that most of the audience would agree with if presented with it in a straightforward manner.

Part of why the show can get away with this is that they frame it in such an artistic way; nothing is spelled out in the way that would trigger some screeching woman on Twitter. Someone could watch the show, and most people do, and simply see it as yet another visual spectacle like every other one of these streaming shows. Further, it is vulgar, featuring an excessive amount of nudity, which implies that it is embracing rather than criticizing modern norms. The other reason is probably that the writer/director of the series, Mike White, is a homosexual. Regardless of the reasons, however, the show is able to address themes that I don’t recall any popular media having addressed in decades.

The clip in question, where the Sam Rockwell character describes in a frank tone that he spent 1,000 nights having sex with Thai hookers before realizing that what he really wanted was to become a small Asian girl and be fucked by himself, is an absolute description, if not an outright indictment, of the overwhelming majority of the tranny movement.

The trans movement has been framed as an identity phenomenon. Sometimes we hear the term “gender dysphoria,” which means that the man feels as though he is trapped in the wrong body, that his soul is actually that of a woman. Though this does exist, and is a legitimate mental disorder, what is not discussed is that if we remove the children who are being manipulated into becoming trannies by the school system, the overwhelming majority of adult men who become trannies have something called “autogynephilia,” which is not an “identity” but a paraphilia (often called a “kink” in modern parlance), a disorder purely related to aberrant sexuality. It has nothing to do with identity or some incomprehensible thing about the soul being trapped in the wrong body.

From the abstract of a 2011 peer-reviewed paper on the topic available on NIH:

Autogynephilia is defined as a male’s propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought of himself as a female. It is the paraphilia that is theorized to underlie transvestism and some forms of male-to-female (MtF) transsexualism. Autogynephilia encompasses sexual arousal with cross-dressing and cross-gender expression that does not involve women’s clothing per se. The concept of autogynephilia defines a typology of MtF transsexualism and offers a theory of motivation for one type of MtF transsexualism. Autogynephilia resembles a sexual orientation in that it involves elements of idealization and attachment as well as erotic desire. Nearly 3% of men in Western countries may experience autogynephilia; its most severe manifestation, MtF transsexualism, is rare but increasing in prevalence.

…

The concept of autogynephilia can assist clinicians in understanding some otherwise puzzling manifestations of nonhomosexual MtF transsexualism. Autogynephilia exemplifies an unusual paraphilic category called ‘erotic target identity inversions’, in which men desire to impersonate or turn their bodies into facsimiles of the persons or things to which they are sexually attracted.

Most people have not even heard about this phenomenon, so for me, the Sam Rockwell bit in White Lotus was quite incredible in its content, as well as being hilarious. The way Rockwell says it all so calmly, as if he is describing the most mundane topic, as Walton Goggins sits there listening, is so funny to me. And then that his solution is to become a Buddhist takes it into the realm of the greatest satire vignette I’m aware of.

The other thing to consider is that the process through which autogynephilia and many other extreme paraphilias is described. Rockwell explains that it was after spending a thousand nights picking up hookers in Thailand that he began to develop the thought that he wanted to become a small Asian girl. This is exactly what happens in real life when men have access to unlimited amounts of sex and choose to engage in it without limits: they increasingly get bored with normal vaginal sex with attractive women and will go into increasingly more bizarre sexual practices. The same thing happens with compulsive pornography use, with the user getting into weirder and weirder material, needing something that he would once have considered disgusting in order to get the same level of stimulation he would have once gotten from “hot blonde gets fucked hard.”

The reason this is all of core relevance to society right now is that unlimited sexual “exploration” is encouraged by the society. It has effectively become a first principle of liberal democracy that all forms of sexual perversion should be embraced and continually expanded on. And the issue is that this all gets very dark, very quickly. A few years ago, the actor Armie Hammer, a handsome celebrity in his mid-thirties who had no doubt experienced a serious amount of normal sex with beautiful women, was canceled because he had apparently gotten into cannibalism. At least, in published texts, he expressed a desire to experiment with it. In 2013, Ian Watkins, the lead singer of a semi-popular British rock band, Lostprophets, again in his mid-thirties having had unlimited access to normal sex with beautiful women, was exposed for having sex with infants.

When you consider how dark this can all get, you can see how an elite with no limits on their sexual behavior could degenerate into the sort of thing we heard about during the “Pizzagate” era of internet activism. I won’t endorse all of the claims of Pizzagate, many of which were obviously untrue, and became increasingly more ridiculous as the “movement” went on, but when you look at human sexuality and the way that unlimited exposure to every kind of sex leads to increasingly bizarre behavior, it would almost be impossible if some of the darkest things imaginable were not happening among our current decadent ruling class here in this gloriously equitable democracy.

This society is very dark, and it might be unfortunate, but these topics need to be discussed freely. Whining moralizing doesn’t make the issues go away. Please disregard those who wish to flood discussions of complex and important issues with womanlike moral outrage.

Previously: Tfw No One Told You Peasants are Peasants

People don’t want to hear the word “peasant,” as if it is some kind of nasty pejorative. What word are you supposed to use for the masses of people who make decisions based on something other than reality-based information?

What do you call people who believe that “trans kids deserve dignity” or that Trump is going to do mass deportations with an app? What word would you prefer I use?

They are peasants. That’s what they’re called. That’s what they’ve always been called. It is a group of people, the mass of people, who have simple drives and are not capable of complex critical or analytical thought.

For the record, I am Irish. I do not have patrician sensibilities. I am into grilled cheese, sex tourism, and jet skis. I listen to AC/DC. I support violence on principle, even if it serves no purpose. If black people are fighting outside a strip club for literally no reason, I start hooting.

I have taken professionally administered IQ tests, so I know where I sit, but I am a very humble man, and I don’t think I’m better than anyone (except Indians). I am not passing judgement. I am not insulting the peasantry, and in fact, I believe more capable people have a duty to protect them and provide them with lives of dignity. People who have an emotional response to the use of the word “peasant” are just emotional peasants.

But the peasantry exists. The majority of people cannot be reached with reality-based information, and must instead be appealed to with emotional materials.

You are not going to somehow convince the 90% of the population that has no interest in facts to look at the facts and make decisions based on the facts, and the people still trying to do that are actually insane. The only thing you could sway them with is an emotional appeal (which was the original goal of the Daily Stormer before the censorship made it impossible for it to reach anyone who wasn’t looking for it).

“Liberté, égalité, fraternité” failed. Actually, it’s the worst failure ever.

If you could have a discussion about the Jews, lay out all of the facts without irate lunatics screaming emotional slogans at you and claiming you are metaphysically evil for examining data, all of those capable of reality-based thinking would say “yeah, you’re right, we’re going to have to do something about these people.” Instead, we have a situation in this country where it is possible for Jews to make the argument that they are both the wealthiest and most powerful group in the world and also the most oppressed, and, from there, that they are being oppressed by Gazan infants and their only recourse is to burn them alive. And people take this seriously. Who takes it seriously? Only the peasants. No one engaged in reality-based thinking would take something like this seriously; it is drooling retard nonsense. But the Jews are able to charge it up with emotion, and the peasants will slurp it down like a delicious chocolate milkshake in the parking lot of UDF.

The issue is genetic. That is a demonstrable fact. Intelligent people have intelligent children and intelligent people tend to marry one another.

We have now had 150 years of democracy, this attempt to raise the peasants out of the dredges and up into the realm of the enlightened, and there has thus far been zero progress. It is less than zero progress. Far from the advent of the middle class raising the peasantry into the ranks of the enlightened patrician, the peasants are getting dumber the more pampered they are.

It’s like the old saying goes: “Give a peasant a fish and he’ll eat it. Give a peasant a boat and he’ll go to some filthy manmade lake and drive it around in circles while wasted on Coors Light.”

I should add that I think social mobility and meritocracy are fundamental goods, especially in comparison to an exclusively blood-based class system. This is something closer to what many of the Founding Fathers were pushing for, which is why they formed a democratic republic, but limited who was allowed to vote, explicitly preventing the enfranchisement of the peasantry while also providing a clear ladder for those born into the peasantry to climb their way out. This is significantly better than the ancient aristocratic system, but the ancient aristocratic system is infinitely better than universal suffrage. Universal suffrage democracy has failed, and maybe the system of the Founding Fathers was always going to devolve into this, which would mean that the historic aristocratic system is the only viable option.

Imagine if you had a 150-year-long program to teach dogs how to talk, and there were still no talking dogs, and the primary issue of discussion in society was how we needed more money to develop more advanced methods for teaching dogs how to talk.

This isn’t reasonable. In fact, it is pathological.

Mitch McConnell, as well as many others among the most powerful in government, often have approval ratings below 20%. Some of these “woke” policies that were forced down everyone’s throats by the government and media had less than 10% popular support. The will of the people is not being represented, because the masses of people are incapable of engaging the system in the way that supporters of democracy imagine they should be able to engage it. What you end up with, in a democracy, is a minority of people controlling the majority of people and enforcing their will on them. That is, the same thing you had in an aristocracy. It’s just that in an aristocracy, the elite typically felt some kind of compassion for the peasantry, and further, everyone knew who was in charge, and if the elite got out of control, the peasantry knew who to riot against, whose heads to put on stakes. So in an authoritarian system, there is an actual, working system of checks and balances.

In a modern universal suffrage democracy, no one has any idea who is responsible for anything. Further, if leaders are so hated that they are forced to resign, they are very easily replaced by people bought and paid for by the exact same interests. New leaders can just be slotted in, while the people behind the scenes, who actually run the mechanism of state, remain unchanged.

Democracy is the worst system imaginable, and it will always devolve into the most aggressive form of tyranny, which is what has happened in the modern West. The peasantry obviously does not like the situation, but they have no recourse, and if they complain, they are told to vote. But the system of voting is completely controlled by emotional appeals, perfected in a laboratory setting by the financial interests that own the politicians.

There is no way to fix the system. At this point, the only plausible solution to the Western empire is for the empire to overextend, to collapse internally, and to be replaced with some form of despotism. That is not ideal, obviously. But there is no other path out of this corner we’ve been boxed into by democracy.

This is all very obvious. I am not saying anything here that is not right in front of everyone’s faces. The problem is that people who should know better – smart people – have a religious devotion to the concept of universal suffrage democracy, because they have a mystical belief in the nobility of the peasantry. Peasants are not nobles. If they were nobles, they would be called “nobles” and not “peasants.”

When I see people who believe in democracy lamenting that the peasants don’t care about the facts, it makes me sick. They appear to be insane. I used Caitlin Johnstone as an example of someone doing this because she came across my feed doing this. I didn’t mean to target her specifically, and I do generally appreciate her work. But I would challenge her or anyone else who believes in democracy to a debate on how exactly you are going to convince the 90ish percent of the population that has no interest in facts to be concerned about facts.

I know Johnstone bans anyone who uses the word “Jew” in her comments section, so I’d be happy to put it in writing that I will only speak of “Zionists” during our debate, and never say the word “Jew.” This issue is only tangentially related to the Jews anyway. It’s a question of human nature, which existed long before Jews took over Western civilization. It just so happens that the situation was very good for the Jews, as they are the ultimate experts at manipulating the peasantry.

Them niggas been up der in da Angargtic. They be do a research.

But dem niggas been wake up da elder ones, make them niggas been wilin.

ANTARCTICA: Imagine being stranded at a remote research facility in Antarctica for 10 to 15 months with no way to escape. Now, imagine one of your colleagues suddenly turns violent, attacking you and your fellow scientists. That’s the grim reality unfolding at South Africa’s… pic.twitter.com/rrX8uCT1lR

— @amuse (@amuse) March 19, 2025

Trapped Antarctic scientists beg for help after ‘assault and death threats’ from colleague A South African research team in Antarctica is stuck there for the next 10 months without a way to leave with a crew member who has allegedly become erratic and violent.

Maybe next time… pic.twitter.com/knL0iIs4fO

— Art Vandelay (@nononomoreon) March 18, 2025

Yall people in da communididy need be think firs for you get up to da Angargtic and starts to be open dem ancient ruins, yall muthafukas know them old gods been freeze in dat mutha aint got no pasitive thanking for communididy people.

Niggas gots to thank firs, and be think if dey doin’ good when dey be do dey research ifn dey shad been woke dem elder ones. Them muthafukas be creeby as hell an aint never done nothin fo no nigga.

But a nigga dees days, he be thinkin “mights well woke dem bitches up, see what dey got goin on.” Next thang, niggas be wilin like a mf, dey trap wit dem elder ass bitches, make dey ass gone goofy.

Folks gots to understan that we needs to be have a concern fo da community. If you did a research, you seen dem elders in dat ice, you leave da muthofucka on ice. Aint wake his ass up. Think fo yo keeds, bitch. Folks gon be callin in da angent casmic horror return da earf, aint nothin go right wit dat.

The Jews have fully restarted a mass bombing campaign in Gaza. People are really shocked by this because President Elon Musk did a ceasefire deal that there would be no more fighting in Gaza. So people feel so surprised by this, and especially they are specifically surprised because no one predicted that anything like this would happen.

Well, that one guy predicted it. What’s his name. Andre Wronglin. But how could someone named “Wronglin” be right about anything? Plus he supports Hitler and the Chinese. Who would listen to a person like that?

Daily Stormer, January 17:

There’s just simply no way Israel is going to completely withdraw from Gaza and let them rebuild under any circumstances, let alone while Hamas is still in charge.

Zero chance. At all.

I will bet my total reputation on that. Screenshot this. There is no way.

…

Israel is going to get back some hostages, pull back a bit, stay cool for some number of days, then they are going to claim Hamas is violating the ceasefire deal. They are not going to get to the second “phase” of the ceasefire because there is no way Hamas is going to release the remaining hostages without guarantees and Israel will not agree to these guarantees.

Frankly, I think this is all so obvious that the discussion around it is stupid.

He bet his reputation on it.

Is Dan Bongino going to have to pay out? Because Dan Bongino has like, $2 billion. He should have to pay something to Wronglin who bet his whole reputation on this and was so right it’s disgusting.

I’m not going to post a bunch of videos of dead bodies and screaming children. You all know what it looks like.

You can go find those on TikTok if you’re interested. The war is back in full swing. Ben-Gvir is back on the team. The whole thing is just up and running again, as if there never was a ceasefire.

This was supposed to be some big achievement for Trump, getting a ceasefire. Remember the whole narrative about how Steve Witkoff went over there and bullied Bibi into making peace? Do you remember that? Because I remember that.

Trump hasn’t complained about the fact the war is up and running again.

What is he saying over there on Trump Social, I wonder?

Oh.

I see…

I hope there is some cartoonish self-aggrandizement as well though?

Yes, good. Great. Very nice, Mr. President.

Meanwhile, while Israel is again killing hundreds of innocent people in Gaza after having signed a ceasefire and then said they were changing the terms (Trump endorsed changing the terms), Trump has also begun bombing Yemen again.

President Trump: Stop Bombing Yemen and Exit the Middle East! pic.twitter.com/dfDLAQvPwA

— Ron Paul (@RonPaul) March 18, 2025

Veering from the campaign promises a bit here.

FLASHBACK: TRUMP CONDEMNED BIDEN for BOMBING YEMEN 10 months ago. pic.twitter.com/NDAZNIu0PL

— Legitimate Targets (@LegitTargets) March 18, 2025

For the record, when Trump made those statements there, the Houthis were attacking all Western ships, and right now, since Israel ended the ceasefire, they’re only attacking Israeli ships. So if anything, Biden had more of a justification to bomb Yemen back then than Trump has right now.

But, hey – details, right?

The great peace president is now bombing Gaza, West Bank, Yemen, Lebanon, Syria and threatening war with Iran. That does not sound very peaceful to me, quite frankly. I don’t want to be cynical. I try to keep up positive vibes.

Maybe there are some worthwhile positive vibes on the Ukraine front. There’s been an agreement on a sort of ceasefireish thing on the Russian side. It’s that neither side will target energy infrastructure. Trump and Putin agreed, Zelensky has not as of time of writing, though I’m not really sure what choice he has. That is a step in the right direction, after Trump demanded a totally nonviable complete ceasefire.

What else is going on with President Musk and his agenda?

This week, federal judges issued a lot of rulings on Trump executive orders, including:

• DOGE must reinstate USAID workers
• Trannies are allowed back in the military
• It’s illegal to deport illegal immigrant gang members
• Department of Education money has to be reinstated

The judges are going to be able to overturn all of the DOGE actions, because the authority of this organization itself is not based on anything other than executive orders.

It’s really not looking great.

A federal judge rules that Elon Musk’s attempted dismantling of USAID likely violated the constitution and ordered DOGE immediately give USAID employees access to their “email, payment, security notification, and all other electronic systems.” pic.twitter.com/11dFxix3Ip

— ABC News Live (@ABCNewsLive) March 18, 2025

It’s almost like all of these EOs were completely meaningless, meant to be a big show at the beginning of the Musk presidency to get people excited about an administration that was going to be entirely about Israel.

But we don’t want to admit that yet, or else we’d have to admit that Wronglin guy was right yet again.

EOs mean literally nothing, and can always be overturned by any rando judge. What Trump did was just barrage so many of these EOs at the same time that it is taking the judges a while to get around to overturning all of them. But they have basically no legal weight at all.

If Trump has an agenda to get some of the content of these EOs through Congress, I haven’t heard anything about it. Mostly, I’m just hearing threats against the enemies of Israel.

How about those JFK files?

Well, it’s the exact same thing as the Epstein files. Hahahaha. At least Jack Posobiec didn’t take an embarrassing photo this time, acting as though he had the full story in hand.

This JFK file dump is not only almost all stuff that has previously been released, but it has redactions of stuff that has previously been released unredacted.

– Psychological Programs

– Black Propaganda Operations

– Redacted vs Un-Redacted from March 2016.
https://t.co/zqGpOspQG3 pic.twitter.com/R9NnHhQC7k

— THE PARZIVAL (@The1Parzival) March 19, 2025

And now, we will just move on, just like we’ve moved on from the Epstein files.

That will just be that.

Obviously, if in either case they were going to release the real files, they wouldn’t do a fake release first. They would just release the files.

Frankly, anyone who actually thought they were going to release the Epstein or JFK files is irredeemable peasant filth who should not be allowed to participate in public society on any level. Both sets of files would implicate Israel in massive conspiracies against the United States, and because they are our greatest ally and the only democracy and God’s chosen ones, we can’t just release documents that make them look bad.

The Interesting Question Here

I was as cynical as possible about Trump 2.0. I hoped for a Ukraine solution and a crypto pump, and that was all. Oh and I guess a rollback of “woke,” though honestly, I never gave much of a fuck about “woke” and thought anyone who did was mentally handicapped. It was never a real issue. I get that it has implications about culture and so on, or whatever, but as a political football, it is literally without any value whatsoever.

I don’t think the Musk administration is going to be able to hide the fact that nothing is actually happening for very much longer. I thought they would have tried harder for the first few months. But these are the administration vibes:

None of this is even remotely serious.

Other than the bombings in the Middle East, which are very serious indeed.

How are the masses of Trump voters going to respond to this? Are we going to start seeing a backlash that includes questions about why exactly every single politician (excluding Thomas Massie, who Trump is threatening to primary) behaves as though Israel is more important than the US? That the US is more or less irrelevant, and that the only reason our country exists is to serve Israel?

How far can this jingoism about “Islamic extremism” actually go?

Most of the influencers I’m seeing are already upset about Trump’s takeover of Columbia University, which is obviously a much more extreme attack on freedom of speech than anything Joe Biden ever did.

I’m not going to make any predictions about this, but it looks to me like Trump is going to have a pretty hard time just coasting on the power of his personality cult when people finally get the message that this is all about Israel, and Americans are getting literally nothing other than fewer black people in superhero movies or whatever.

The answer is probably entirely based on what Trump is able to do with the economy. If it continues like this, he could end up with some record low approval rating and his own voters rioting against him. But if he is able to inject a bunch of money into the economy somehow, it’s unlikely anyone other than the most politically engaged will get all that mad.