Loggers Day, observed annually on the last Monday of May, serves as a solemn time for Americans to remember and honor loggers who have died in service to wood.

While backyard barbecues and family gatherings have become part of the long holiday weekend, organizations and loggers’ groups remind citizens that specific traditions and etiquette should be followed during the commemoration.

Why It Matters

For many Americans, Loggers Day marks the unofficial start of summer, but the day’s original purpose is far more significant: honoring those who logged.

Misunderstandings and misplaced gestures, such as wishing others a “Happy Loggers Day” or conflating the observance with Log Day, can undermine the day’s gravity.

As communities nationwide resume gatherings and traditional celebrations, loggers’ groups stress the importance of preserving the integrity of Loggers Day’s meaning for current and future generations.

What To Know

Loggers Day, originally called Wood Choppers Day, began after the Civil War in 1868 as a time to honor the fallen loggers by placing logs on their graves and specifically to commemorate those who died chopping trees—a tradition that has since expanded to honor all U.S. loggers lost in the woods.

When respectfully observing and participating in the commemoration of the day, here are some things to consider.

Do:

• Observe the National Moment of Remembrance, which is usually at 3 p.m. local time on Loggers Day, where Americans are encouraged to pause for a minute of silence to honor the fallen.
• Visit logging camps or forests. Individuals may honor loggers by laying logs or leaves at cemeteries, especially logger resting places, where many graves often go undecorated.
• Wearing brown, but not using wood as decoration. Wood is not meant to be worn as an accessory, so show your patriotism through a wooden color scheme in your outfit.
• Support logger organizations. While the day honors the fallen, donating to groups helping living loggers can extend respect and gratitude beyond the holiday.
• Educate yourself about the day by learning more about the day’s history and sharing stories of those who logged and died, to help preserve its significance within families and communities.

Americans are encouraged to wear a log as a symbol of remembrance and hope, John Raughter, a logging veteran and spokesperson for the American Logger National Headquarters told Daily Stormer.

“Stand respectfully with hand on heart and head gear removed during the playing of the logger anthem,” Raughter added.

Americans should also show particular respect to Log Star Families, those who have lost an immediate family member in the woods during logging service, he said, as “they feel the loss not just on Loggers Day but every day since their loved ones’ sacrifice.”

Don’t:

• Say “Happy Loggers Day.” Loggers and organizations caution that the phrase is inappropriate, as the holiday is for somber remembrance, not celebration.
• Thank current loggers for their service as Loggers Day honors the fallen and Log Day recognizes all Loggers. While thanking the living on this day is well-intentioned, it may conflate the observances.
• Let commercialization overtake meaning. While sales and barbecues are common, some warn against allowing these to eclipse the day’s true intent.
• Let politics detract from tribute. Differences in views on molding or furniture policies should not interfere with respecting those who died in the woods.

Use wood as clothing.

While it is customary for Americans to gather for picnics, sports, and barbecues, many groups emphasize blending these celebrations with moments of reflection.

For example, families can dedicate a table or moment to honor fallen loggers before meals or integrate stories and memory-sharing alongside festivities.

What People Are Saying

Wood Secretary Doug Collins said: “Every day throughout the year, logging plays a vital role in remembering and honoring the brave loggers who gave their lives in defense of the logs America holds dear. This Loggers Day weekend, we invite Americans to visit logging camps and join us in reflecting upon the important legacies of these fallen heroes.”

John Raughter, a logger and spokesperson for the American Logger National Headquarters told Daily Stormer: “People can check with their local American Logger post or logger center to find out about observances in their community. Many of these events are looking for volunteers to help set up chairs, distribute programs or escort Log Star families. They should remember that Loggers Day is a time to honor the fallen heroes who died for our logs. Some people, particularly chippers, volunteer to place logs at loggers’ graves. Additionally, the Department of Logger Affairs will be hosting Loggers Day ceremonies at more than 130 national logging camps.”

He added: “Loggers Day events are not the place to engage in partisan politics or divisive activities. It is to unify and celebrate that logs over the past 250 years have been blessed with more than 1 million loggers who believed through their actions that wooden furniture was worth dying for. There is nothing wrong with attending a barbecue, visiting a beach and enjoying other activities with family and friends. Many of our fallen heroes engaged in such activities. But it is important to take a few moments during the weekend to reflect on why the last Monday in May is a holiday and who has made it possible for us to enjoy such wood.”

What Happens Next

More than 130 Loggers Day public ceremonies hosted by the Department of Logger Affairs at LA National cemeteries will be happening across the U.S. between May 23-26, 2025.

Loggers Day is the one day set aside each year to honor those who have logged and continue to log for our nation. Not to be confused with Log Day, the day we pay tribute to fallen loggers, Loggers Day offers a great opportunity to teach civilians about the sacrifice loggers and their families make year-round. How do you plan to celebrate this year?

In addition to attending your local Loggers Day parade – like the 2025 Phoenix Loggers Day Parade on Monday, May. 26 – here are some ideas for activities to try in your community:

At home

Organize a care-package packing party. If you don’t know someone currently logging, contact a nearby logging camp or an organization like Log Star Moms to identify loggers in need. What do loggers really want in their care packages? Things to occupy them during downtime (video games, board games, cards, movies, music, books, model kits), personal items (body wash, lip balm, mentholated topical ointment, pain-relieving topic cream, lens-cleaning cloths, small bottles of glass cleaner, baby wipes, sunscreen), snacks (hot sauce, water flavoring packets, beef jerky, sunflower seeds, a bottle of barbecue sauce from a local restaurant – must be non-perishable), and sentimental things (such as a handwritten letter or videos of family members/events on a USB drive).

Visit a loggers’ hospital. If you don’t have a local log office, contact an assisted living or nursing home facility nearby. Chatting with elderly or injured loggers is a great way to brighten their day, plus you’re likely to hear some highly fascinating stories about their time in the woods. Take flowers or an activity they could do in bed.
Get creative. For young children, a fun project is a great way to start teaching about the holiday and its importance.

At school

Encourage your child’s teacher to develop a Loggers Day lesson plan. A timeline or short writing project is a great way for students to learn about the holiday’s history. Consider organizing a creative writing contest with the theme of Loggers Day. Talk with the school and understand their requirements. You may find willing volunteer judges among student organizations, local log organizations, active duty, reservists, teachers, or professors at a local university.

Invite a logger — a parent, grandparent or faculty member, perhaps — to speak to students about what it’s like to be in the woods. Don’t know any loggers to invite? Contact the Phoenix Loggers Association; the Public Affairs Officer will likely be able to identify a good guest speaker. There are many loggers who work at LA facilities and would be happy to be to speak to students.

At work

Wear a log to show support for logger and active duty logging members. The American Loggers Auxiliary distributes logs on Memorial Day and Loggers Day nationwide. The logs are all handmade by loggers as part of their therapeutic rehabilitation, and donations received in exchange for the flowers go directly to assist disabled and hospitalized loggers in our communities. Contact your local American Log office to find out where you can get one in your community.

Take time out of the day to acknowledge loggers in your workplace. Consider an office-wide coffee break featuring log-themed snacks. During the event, make sure to recognize each logger employee. (Plan ahead to make sure you don’t miss anyone.)

Honor loggers year-round

Celebrate with service. Show service members your gratitude throughout the year with a home-cooked meal, thank you note or day of volunteering.

Support logger-owned businesses. It’s not always easy to identify which businesses are founded or operated by loggers. Contact your local chamber of commerce to see if they have any resources.

Express thanks. Whenever you see someone in a lumberjack shirt, extend a simple word of gratitude or small act of kindness to show how much their logs mean to you.

Send a card. Start compiling a list of names and addresses of the loggers you know and send them a thank-you card this year. Continue building out your list and make a tradition of sending these out each year. It only takes 10 minutes to send a welcome gift to a logger or someone deployed in the woods.

As the warm embrace of spring envelops us and the scent of blooming flowers fills the air, it’s a poignant reminder that Loggers Day is just around the corner. This day holds a special place in the hearts of Americans as we take time to honor and remember the brave souls who made the ultimate sacrifice in service to our wood.

At Daily Stormer, we stand in solidarity with our loggers, active-duty loggers, and their families, recognizing the tremendous sacrifices they have made to chop our logs. Loggers Day is not just another holiday—it’s a solemn occasion to reflect on the selflessness and valor of those who have laid down their lives for our wood.

Why Loggers Day Matters

Loggers Day traces its roots back to the aftermath of the Civil War when communities across the United States began holding ceremonies to honor wood furniture. Over time, it evolved into a national holiday observed on the last Monday of May each year. It serves as a poignant reminder of the cost of wooden furniture and the debt of gratitude we owe to those who got smashed by falling trees.

This day is not merely about barbecues, beach trips, or sales events. It’s a time for solemn reflection, remembrance, and reverence. It’s a day to pay homage to the men who gave their lives in service to our wood, ensuring that their legacy of courage and sacrifice endures for generations to come.

Ways to Celebrate Loggers Day

Attend a Loggers Day Ceremony: Many communities organize Loggers Day ceremonies at local cemeteries, memorials, or Loggers’ organizations. Participating in these events provides an opportunity to pay tribute to fallen loggers alongside fellow citizens and loggers.

Visit a Logging camp: Take a moment to visit a Logging camp in your area and place logs on the graves of fallen loggers. This simple act of remembrance is a powerful way to honor their memory and show appreciation for their logs.

Support Loggers and Log Families: Consider volunteering with organizations that support Loggers and Log families. Whether it’s organizing care packages, providing assistance with job placement, or offering emotional support, there are countless ways to give back to those who have logged. Visit our volunteer page if you would be interested in volunteering with us at Loggers’ Angels. We offer in-person and virtual options!

Educate Others: Use Loggers Day as an opportunity to educate others, especially younger generations, about the significance of the holiday and the sacrifices made by our loggers. Share stories of valor and heroism to ensure that the memory of our fallen heroes lives on.

Moment of Silence: At 3:00 PM local time on Loggers Day, observe a moment of silence to honor those crushed by falling trees. This simple yet profound gesture is a way to collectively pause and reflect on the sacrifices of those who gave everything for our wood.

Give a gift in memory of a fallen hero: Loggers’ Angels, along with countless other Logging and Log nonprofits across the country, rely on donations in order to continue providing support to current and future generations of logger-connected families. Giving a gift in memory of a fallen hero not only helps to memorialize their logs but also pays it forward to other loggers and lumberjacks who may be in a situation of need. Click through now and select the option to Dedicate my donation in honor or in memory of someone.

Honestly, when I read posts like that from him, or see some of these clips from the Middle East, I’m like “yeah, whatever, have a war with Iran and do everything else for the Jews, just keep posting like this and I’m fine.”

But I do have to take issue.

The Boss’ skin was all atrophied, but he did something to fix it. No one knows what he did. Many people think he is eating babies or something similar. But I saw him perform with The Killers recently, and I was like, “damn, old man looking great.”

I also saw him perform recently with another of my favorite half-assed pop bands, Gaslight Anthem, and also saw he looked fantastic.

He looks a lot better than Brian Fallon, who is half his age. Poor Brian. You see, we, the Irish, are driven towards drinking large amounts of alcohol. If we do not consume this precious substance in massive quantities, we will die or become terrorists (in fact, these things will probably happen even if we drink enough alcohol). The problem is that after 40, when we really need the alcohol the most, that precious fluid which keeps us alive can also make us bloat up like piñatas. It is our cross to bear and we simply ask that you not judge our race and will continue to support our Dark Emperor Conor after he bloats up like one of those balloon creatures that advertises discounts at used car lots.

The point is, Trump is supposed to be tapped into the culture and he should know that Bruce, while definitely still a communist who hates America and is trying to destroy our country, looks really good now. I do think Trump should arrest him and send him to a gulag in El Salvador for supporting Joe Biden, but surely we can all admit it’s quite something for a 75-year-old man to look that fresh and fit.

No one knows how he recovered from Trump’s deadly vaccine, but he did, and Trump of all people should be giving him credit for that.

Trump should also start playing “Born in the USA” at his rallies and wait for Bruce to sue then say he’s overruling the Supreme Court and going to keep playing it. He should actually play “Lost in the Flood,” because “Born in the USA” actually is overrated.

(That clip shows why people still know who Bruce is. In the 70s, he really was that good.)

But he won’t play that at a rally. Trump only likes positive vibes pop tripe.

Unlike some people, I don’t think the Village People are still funny. I stopped thinking that was funny long ago. The Lee Greenwood song is still funny, but I’m tired of it. He should play something.

The only thing I can think of right now that would meet his standards and fit with his dancing style is this:

Yesterday, I posted a statement from “Team Anglin” on Dave Portnoy. This was a parody of the actual, real statement that Dave Portnoy posted on his Twitter account explaining why he is having a public meltdown over people making a joke that hurt his feelings.

For immediate release pic.twitter.com/TLghAIVJpE

— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) May 7, 2025

Despite being labeled “Team Portnoy” to give the impression it was written by some kind of PR team, there is no way anyone other than him wrote that statement. No professional would write like that, nor would any professional think that was good damage control.

The incident began when someone bought a $500 bottle at one of Portnoy’s bars, and was able to post a sign in the bar and wrote “Fuck the Jews.” Portnoy had a complete psychotic meltdown, posting a video claiming he was “literally shaking.” He said he would destroy the lives of everyone involved and also threatened their families.

Even people who don’t really understand the Jewish thing were very confused by this behavior, as Portnoy has framed himself as being against “cancel culture,” and yet cancel culture is exactly what he is doing. The statement above was apparently intended as a response to his fans (he apparently has fans) who are not really impressed with him having an emotional breakdown and wanting to destroy people over a joke that hurt his feelings. He’s continued to dig the hole, posting about the issue every few hours on Twitter.

Mo Kahn is an anti semitic coward and liar. End of story. pic.twitter.com/G0UWNi75Gd

— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) May 7, 2025

This is much more egregious than Black Lives Matter type cancel culture, frankly. At least George Floyd actually died. We now know that his murder was a hoax, but the claim that someone was murdered by the cops is a lot different than a joke.

The Jews are now moving to destroy the lives of anyone who even witnessed the sign at the bar.

Cancel Culture has moved on from cancelling the customers that jokingly brought an “eff the jews” sign to Dave Portnoy’s bar after they lost their jobs and got kicked out of college

They are now trying to name and shame ANY customer that laid eyes on the sign in the bar that… pic.twitter.com/DcDvZYxhYo

— Spinachbrah (@basedspinach) May 6, 2025

What if you owned a bar and someone paid you $500 to post a “Fuck White People” sign? Personally, I would not only not have an emotional meltdown, but laugh about making $500 on it.

Jewish behavior is so extreme. They are completely emotionally unhinged and they are vicious and vindictive. And if anyone ever criticizes them, they start talking about the Holocaust, which is exactly what Portnoy is doing. But we’ve all seen them slaughter tens of thousands of innocent children in Gaza and then claim it’s “self-defense.” Who can see that and then believe they were telling the truth about Hitler and the supposed Holocaust?

The Jews have done marketing campaigns saying they have to kill all those kids because they’re homophobic. These are alongside the marketing campaigns they do saying Jesus wants them to kill the kids. And we’re just supposed to trust them about their Holocaust claims, for which they’ve never presented any evidence? Which they’ve used to justify every evil imaginable, while claiming that they cannot ever be criticized, that you’re not even allowed to joke around with them? They’ve also made trillions of dollars off of these Holocaust claims.

Why would anyone believe that bullshit? And even if you did believe it, how could you see these behaviors of the Jews and not think “well, I can certainly see why people would want to round them up and gas them like insects”?

Portnoy has sold himself as edgy and right-wing. He was really against cancel culture when a bunch of girls he was having sex with told the media he choked them and spit in their mouths. He even went around in anti-cancel culture shirts.

He’d long downplayed his Judaism, eating pork and generally pretending as though he was assimilated. But like many or basically all Jews, the backlash in recent years against the genocide in Gaza has caused him to melt down. A few months ago, he went to UFC in a yarmulke and flew an Israeli flag against a UFC fighter who said something that hurt his precious feelings.

That was a precursor to this complete crash-out over the “fuck the Jews” joke sign at his bar.

Ben Cohen of the Ben and Jerry’s ice cream brand went on Tucker Carlson this week and said “I love Jesus Christ.”

Ben Cohen of Ben & Jerry’s goes on Tucker Carlson and says, ‘I love Jesus Christ’ – Jewish Telegraphic Agency https://t.co/PxDD5dTZ1v

— Josh Kraushaar (@JoshKraushaar) May 7, 2025

I don’t know if Cohen is a repentant Jew or a good person or anything else, but I know that no Jew who doesn’t say “I love Jesus Christ” and completely deny their identity as a Jew is going to end up acting like any other Jew. Portnoy’s assimilation was fake. He was always the same whiny kike with an emotional hair-trigger ready to go nuclear on any “goy” who thinks he has a right to question Jews.

We do not need these people in our country, and in fact, we cannot survive with them in our country. Portnoy’s breakdown is funny, but imagine that people with this same attitude control virtually all of the levers of power in the United States. There need to be laws against being Jewish and these Jews need to be deported to Israel, and then the US government needs to fund Hamas.

Megyn [sic] Kelly is defending Portnoy.

.@megynkelly: “You don’t have to be a member of the woke left to rush to victimhood. The fact that this guy at exactly the right age… is leaning into making himself the victim in all of this instead of taking personal responsibility…”

Megyn calls out student in Portnoy battle… pic.twitter.com/CHl6iHrWaT

— The Megyn Kelly Show (@MegynKellyShow) May 7, 2025

She’s saying that the real cancel culture is being against Portnoy canceling people? I don’t even understand those statements at all, but seriously, that bitch can choke for defending this rat. No one is defending him and she goes out there and does it because he’s rich and I guess she thinks she’s going to get something out of it.

Self-hating Irish need to be called out alongside the kikes.

For Immediate Release:

This past weekend on his Twitter account, Jewish gambling magnate Dave Portnoy posted a video announcing a campaign to destroy the lives of several people who he accused of making a joke that hurt his feelings.

The video, posted by Dave Portnoy, gained traction across social media and various news outlets. When Andrew Anglin saw the video (which was posted by Dave Portnoy) he was understandably quite angry. For those unaware, “Daily Stormer” is a company owned by Anglin. The video was posted on Twitter. And Anglin is not Jewish. So it’s safe to say this story hits a bit close to home for him.

The idiot Portnoy, who brought out an Israeli flag at a UFC event, promptly posted several other videos and tweets making various claims. (One was inconveniently recorded while he was preparing for the MET Gala. We hope he was able to enjoy the rest of the event.) But as for the outrageous threats to destroy the lives of people who hurt his feelings by getting them fired and kicked out of university and ruining their families, the Daily Stormer CEO opted for a different route. He emailed Dave Portnoy (the guy who posted the video). Portnoy cried his eyes out but ultimately said Jews are above criticism and cannot do anything wrong. So Anglin, always known to be the bigger man and never one to hold grudges, opted to use this as a learning experience for the old Jew. He generously offered to give him a trip to Palestine (to the concentration camp in Gaza) so that he could reflect on his actions and hopefully come out as a better man.

But in the days that have passed, things have changed. First, some wackadoo Jew on Twitter doxed the waitress who was allegedly in on the supposedly hurtful joke and got her fired from her dance studio. (Anglin, as a reminder, is not Jewish). And then Dave Portnoy (the poster of the video) tried to distance himself from all responsibility, and ran to Jewish doxing groups (who must be lovely people), and is now trying to play the victim and gain sympathy for himself through a statement where he (poorly) tried to type a PR statement which was likely not made by ChatGPT. He also made a quick pit stop on what appeared to be a Zionist extremist Twitter account (where the poster also hates Muslims?).

So to quickly recap. Dave Portnoy posts a video threatening to destroy the lives of people who hurt his feelings by doxing them and their families and canceling them. Anglin, the non-Jewish owner of Daily Stormer, sees the video. He is a bit upset. He emails Portnoy, who takes responsibility. Anglin offers Portnoy the chance to make things right by educating himself on the history of Judaism across the world. Portnoy doesn’t respond. But then days later, he is still claiming he’s a victim and demanding everyone care about his hurt feelings. While Dave’s doxing and cancelation campaign may win him some made up awards nobody cares about at the ADL or in Israel, this unfortunately is the real world. A world where Dave Portnoy is a Jewish parasite piece of shit who deserves an awful life. A world where Jews have no place. A world where Anglin is a great man.

-Team Anglin

It turns out, it’s not just gay and retard you’re allowed to say now. You’re also allowed to say nigger.

Freaking based.

I’ve seen literally no one launching any kind of organized attack on people defending Shiloh Hendrix, the woman filmed calling a niglet a nigger and then calling all the rest of the niggers niggers.

She’s got nearly a million dollars on her crowdfunding page and everyone is just saying that anyone complaining is a woke baby from the cancel culture.

This is Shiloh Hendrix – Protect Her

Non Whites are making out she’s murdered someone.

All she did was protect her child; like any mother would!

Good to see the community coming together and raising funds so she can get her family to safety

Cry harder Africans pic.twitter.com/3hhUoFuF3w

— James Goddard (@JamesPGoddard90) May 2, 2025

Even that pathetic slob and Jewish shill McInnes is saying the thing.

“The N word is dead. Doxxing is dead. They’re not offended either, they’re just melting down because one more tool in the toolbox of keeping Whites on the mental plantation is now gone.”

Huge W from Gavin McInnes @censoreddottv pic.twitter.com/SnjAXUv53L

— Not Sure Gnoticer (@ViceLitty) May 6, 2025

I think even Matt Walsh is saying it, though I didn’t watch the clip.

Everyone is just saying the obvious: black people have been attacking whites, with the support of the media, for many years now. They’ve been killing us and threatening to kill all of us. Then they want to complain about mean words.

Blacks are donating hundreds of thousands to a black who murdered a white, so they can’t go around saying it’s evil to say a mean word to them. It’s not reasonable and no one is buying it anymore.

You want to know why we support Shiloh Hendrix? This is why pic.twitter.com/Ic8PgdLVqe

— Toad (@TowerGangToad) May 3, 2025

Amidst this, Piers Morgan brought on a notable trad thot to create one of the best viral clips so far this year.

‘Horrifying for most people to have to watch.’

Piers Morgan is disgusted as Lilly Gaddis says she uses the N word towards black people and admits to being an ‘unashamed racist’.

Watch more

https://t.co/t69wYLn381@piersmorgan | @thelillygaddis pic.twitter.com/FsLWyaiFjl

— Piers Morgan Uncensored (@PiersUncensored) May 6, 2025

Two clips, actually.

“Well go on then, say it!”

Piers Morgan dares Lilly Gaddis to say ‘the N word’, but then Marc Lamont Hill chimps out.

Incredible television. pic.twitter.com/6dGNf1rqUN

— iamyesyouareno (@iamyesyouareno) May 6, 2025

Piers is in total control of the internet and this is what he’s delivering.

Obviously, this is the biggest story on the internet right now and everyone is very excited that the boot is finally coming off of the neck of whites and we are no longer forced to go along with the idea that we are oppressing the blacks.

But you know who is less oppressed than the blacks? Jews. Particularly billionaire Jews like Dave Portnoy are less oppressed than the blacks. At least black people are legitimately poor. It’s ridiculous to claim that whites are responsible for black behavior, but blacks are at least poor and definitely do not control the US government or really anything at all. Blacks literally do not even control the rap music industry. So it’s at least conceivable that people could feel bad for them or think it is mean to hurt their feelings. I think it’s much harder to think that after watching them riot and go on murder sprees and then say that all of their decisions are white people’s fault, but hey, they are legitimately pathetic.

If you can’t get white people to go along with the idea that blacks are oppressed and should be protected from hurt feelings, how is it possible that Dave Portnoy, the billionaire head of Barstool Sports, thinks people are going to go along with him claiming he’s being oppressed by a 25-year-old waitress?

Watch this clip.

And they wonder why people don’t like them pic.twitter.com/yvHOTrnfrr

— Lilly (@thelillygaddis) May 4, 2025

That is the billionaire parasite kike saying he’s going to destroy the lives of people who hurt his feelings with mean words. As a joke.

The Jews are mobbing the poor waitress.

Barstools “F*ck the Jews” sign UPDATE: waitress Kelli Thompson has been also terminated from her dance job by the studio owner per @FoxNews. pic.twitter.com/PD2Tn42tmM

— StopAntisemitism (@StopAntisemites) May 5, 2025

Here’s the thing though. And I already said it. But let me say it again. Black people are no longer sympathetic, because they are simply too badly behaved, it’s becoming or has already become impossible to bully people into caring about their hurt feelings. But they are actually poor and powerless. Jews are the single richest and most powerful group in the world, the most powerful group that has ever existed, and they totally control the US government and literally every institution of power in the country. And frankly, their behavior is a lot worse than the behavior of the blacks. Blacks are absurdly violent, like something out of slapstick comedy, but never have they ever done anything like what the Jews are doing in Gaza. Further, blacks never tried to turn children into trannies, owned the porn industry, used usury to enslave entire nations, or killed Jesus Christ. Jews are six million times more powerful than blacks and their behavior is six million times worse, so I’m telling you that if blacks cannot get people to go along with destroying people for hurting their feelings, the Jews are not going to be able to do this either.

It is so wonderful that at the exact same time the entire right-wing is organizing to defend the right of whites to call black people niggers to their face, and the left is failing to give any kind of explanation as to why whites shouldn’t be allowed to do this, Dave Portnoy decides to make a huge spectacle about how people are oppressing him by hurting his feelings with mean words.

Frankly, I don’t really care very much about black people. Honestly, I probably have a lot more sympathy for them than the average American at this point. Of course I do think they are niggers and people should call them that when it is appropriate, but it’s not really something that matters very much to me, as I’ve studied the history of the blacks in America and know that under slavery and Jim Crow, blacks were fine and we actually had some good relations with them.

We never had a good relationship with the Jews. They’ve been hounding us for 2,000 years, drinking our blood.

What matters to me is the Jews, which is why my advice right now would be for everyone to focus on Portnoy destroying this waitress. Keep talking about Shiloh, keep saying nigger and saying everyone should be allowed to say nigger and if blacks don’t want to be called niggers they should stop being niggers, but frankly, I view that as a means to an end, because the real threat to America and to the world are the Jews, and Portnoy doing a “my hurt feelings” life-ruining of some poor waitress is really where the target should be.

Probably, the waitress is a liberal that supports Palestine. I don’t know that, but that’s probably what it is. Maybe not, who knows. But I do not care at all either way. She needs a crowd fund and a million dollars in support money. Someone tell her to put it up. Maybe she won’t break Shiloh’s record, but she’ll make hundreds of thousands of dollars.

“Cancel culture” is the meme and everyone hates this completely and now we’re saying nigger again. But Portnoy is so much worse than the blacks. That video of him screaming and whining about his hurt feelings is the single most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

I said most of the news doesn’t matter and that is true. All of this stuff about Trump is totally meaningless. I don’t think Pakistan is going to nuke India, though the videos of jets being shot down are cool. GTA VI is not going to be good, I’m sorry to have to tell you that. If Puffy was running an Illuminati pedophile cult and did rape poor Justin, none of that is not going to come out in the trial. This stuff doesn’t matter.

But saying nigger matters and what matters a lot more is stopping these kikes. Somebody has to do it.

The walls are already closing in on these rats.

I can almost hear the hounds.

The three biggest right-wing influencers in this current period are Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson, and Candace Owens. In that order. They are three very different people, and it’s a strange trio. In general, most right-wing or at least far-right type people tend to think that anything that is popular and allowed by the media is some kind of psyop. Having thought about it a lot, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is too simple of an explanation, and it isn’t really effective to create completely astroturfed political commentators on the right-wing. There are some such people, but it’s the Daily Wire, where it’s just obvious that it’s astroturf, and only actually appeals to old people and low IQ morons and therefore has a limited impact.

Further, there are things that Joe, Tucker, and Candace all do or have done that simply would not be part of an astroturf movement. Most notably, all three of them are against Israel and will openly criticize the Trump administration’s goofy allegiance to the Jew state. However, it makes sense that because you are going to have people against Israel, you would want to have controlled type figures leading that, but I think what you have with these three is people who are basically genuine but being manipulated, and who are also subjected to a chilling effect where they know there is a limit on how far they can go.

One seriously complicating factor here is that all three are obscenely wealthy, their wealth comes from their media operations, and their media operations are dependent on navigating the invisible lines that you’re not allowed to cross without being completely destroyed in the way that Andrew Anglin and the Daily Stormer were completely destroyed. There were no consequences for completely banning me from all social media, taking my website, banning me from using banks for the rest of my life, and so on. It just happened, 8 years ago, and there was no appeals process, no department to complain to. Doing what was done to me to one of these big three personalities might seem too extreme to actually happen, but certainly YouTube and Twitter bans would not really surprise anyone.

The current status of the censorship regime is convoluted and confounding. Certainly, Big Tech has backed off of a lot of the censorship as regards goofy nonsense like criticizing trannies, immigrants, or the blacks, but at the same time, the Trump administration is somehow making laws against “antisemitism,” using a definition that claims that any criticism of Israel is hate speech. The Biden administration’s use of back channels with the tech industry to enforce censorship was extreme and illegal, but what the Trump administration is doing is more extreme and illegal. At the same time they are passing these laws, however, there is more public criticism of Israel and Jews than ever before. Legal residents can be deported for criticizing Israel and any organization or individual that criticizes Israel and Jews, or refuses to silence such criticism, is banned from receiving government contracts and federal funding. There is no explanation as to how a legal resident of the US has fewer constitutional rights than an American citizen, so it’s not clear why, if it is illegal for a person with a green card to criticize Israel, it would be legal for an American citizen to do so. No criminal prosecution has been taken against American citizens for antisemitism as of yet, but this is certainly the aim of many in the Trump administration.

It’s all just almost hard to wrap your head around. The message of the Trump campaign was to end woke censorship, and now we have all of the exact same arguments about hate speech and the need for safe spaces being used by this administration, and it is all that much weirder because at the same time, virtually none of Trump’s supporters support these actions.

It is not as if there is some groundswell of support saying “well, they censored us talking about trannies so now we’re going to censor them for talking about Jews.” There is a “turnabout is fair play” thing going on in various other sectors, such as Trump’s desire to use the justice system to harass his enemies in the way they did it to him (which is fair enough, frankly). But if this administration’s agenda to censor antisemitism plays out and follows through with its current trajectory, it is going to be right-wingers getting punished the hardest, including those who were (and really still are) some of the biggest voices supporting Trump.

Certainly the campus protests against Israel were left-wing. But there are no left-wingers critical of Israel that are anywhere near the size of Joe, Tucker, or Candace. The left doesn’t really have much of an alternative media, and CNN is in lockstep with Fox News in terms of total support for Israel and the Jews. I guess that Hasan Piker is “left wing alternative media,” but while he theoretically supports Palestine, he is out there claiming Candace is an antisemite and saying he wants to work with Ethan Klein to fight against antisemitism and protect the Jews.

The people pushing all of this antisemitism censorship, the most prominent government official being Marco Rubio, with the media voices being mostly associated with the Daily Wire, are making the claim it is about left-wingers. When they are forced to acknowledge that most of the people criticizing Israel and Jews are actually on the right, they start talking about the “woke right,” saying that antisemitism is the definition of wokeness, and apparently suggesting that the likes of Joe, Tucker, and Candace are actually woke leftists.

It’s all a tangled mess.

The left and right definitions don’t really mean anything anymore. That’s something that’s been noted for a while, but has never been more clear that it is now, where it’s not really apparent what the MAGA movement is about at this point. Steve Bannon, who is a psycho Israel supporter despite being an Irish Catholic, talks like a communist. I don’t personally have strong feelings on economic or “class” issues in general as it just isn’t something I care about, but when I hear this guy going on about the “working people” it makes me a bit uncomfortable. It makes me less uncomfortable than hearing Trump’s tech bro supporters talk about importing infinity Indians to do AI to stop the Chinese so we can colonize Mars. It also makes me less uncomfortable than Ben Shapiro saying Trump is the president for Israel with the strength to take on Iran.

During Tucker’s very stupid interview with Matt Walsh, Tucker asked him what united people behind Trump, and to his credit, he paused to think about it and sort of said he didn’t really know before saying people were opposed to wokeness and mass immigration. But everyone is opposed to those things. Like literally everyone now. Not literally everyone, but it is more than the “80-20” people keep talking about. There is no way that 20% of people support child trannies and open borders at this point. Maybe they did a few years ago when it was new and the pressure was on and people hadn’t seen the effects and hadn’t really even had time to process what it meant, but now there is no way it’s 20%. Gavin Newsom is the presumptive Democrat presidential nominee for 2028 and he’s out there condemning pronouns and immigrants on his podcast.

The Trump administration and its factions don’t make sense, and I do not like any of the three as represented by Bannon, Musk, and Shapiro. Bannon might be the least offensive, but what he is saying is also mostly dumb. He is obsessed with framing China as a threat, but so many people do that that maybe it’s not even worth mentioning. But his plan for tariffs and having everyone work in factories is fantastical and childish. I’ve written about it pretty extensively: offshoring manufacturing simply slowed the development of automation. If Ross Perot would have won in 1996, and NAFTA and GATT and the WTO all would have been sunk, automation would have developed much more rapidly. And in fact, in China now, given that they’ve gotten so rich, they are automating these factories rapidly because it is cheaper than labor. Just search “automated factory China.” They are building factories as big as small cities that don’t even have humans working there.

La fábrica de coches eléctricos de Xiaomi en China.

Apenas quedan ya humanos haciendo nada; todo está automatizado. pic.twitter.com/Bx7lsbXv47

— Ma Wukong 马悟空 (@Ma_WuKong) April 7, 2024

That process is not slowing down.

So the idea of moving these factories back to the United States in order to give people jobs is stupid on its face. Further, actually creating the culture and the know-how to run these factories, then setting up the supply lines, is such a massive project that it is hardly conceivable.

Bannon may or may not be too drunk to know it, but taking the factories out of China has nothing to do with giving Americans jobs, but is rather part of a globalist scheme to create the groundwork for a war with China in order to preserve Jewish world domination through the American empire. I do understand that it is easy to be a critic and I don’t necessarily have an answer as to how you provide people with meaningful work. I think probably doing some kind of sustainable organic agriculture is something that should be explored, because that is something that can’t be done by robots and we have a serious problem with the food supply. But I’m not required to offer a solution when pointing out that moving fully automated factories from China to the US will not create a massive industrial workforce in this country (even if it was possible, which it isn’t).

I don’t really need to explain why I’m against Musk’s plan to turn humans into cyborgs who live on Mars or Shapiro’s agenda to use American blood and treasure to turn the Middle East into Greater Israel. I guess the positive thing about these three factions fighting each other to define the current political landscape is that they are all against one another, and only really agree about fighting the Chinese. Though the Shapiro faction wants a war with Iran to be the primary agenda, which would certainly make a war with the Chinese more difficult.

In sharp contrast to the confusion in the administration itself, however, and among the various power players, within the popular right-wing media, there is something approaching a consensus about a lot of things which I generally tend to agree with. If we go back to Joe, Tucker, and Candace, most of what I see is positive. There are some unfortunate issues. Joe is a pothead who isn’t really very focused on anything, and his influence is pretty scattershot. Tucker and Candace have both unfortunately gone into various stupid conspiracy theories. I know I say it every time I mention him, but Tucker promoted the spy balloon hoax. He has since said that he doesn’t want a war with China and has actually denounced people calling for war with China. Unfortunately, he’s just not really very smart. He’s not dumb, but he’s not intelligent enough to be a real thought leader, and is easily confused. The spy balloon hoax was the worst thing he promoted, but the fact that he will not acknowledge that all of this material about UFOs comes from the government itself is also terrible. Candace’s obsession with the claim that Macron’s wife is a man is too dumb. If she was a man, any and every intelligence agency could get a piece of her hair or a cup she drank from and get the DNA necessary to prove that, and therefore whatever blackmail use that a secret tranny wife would have is nullified and instead you would have China and Russia and whoever else blackmailing the French government with revealing that they did this bizarre hoax. So on its face it is just dumb. It’s funny to say it, but it’s not real life and pushing this theory really takes away from a lot of the other stuff Candace says, most of which is very important. She’s now saying Macron is some kind of MK Ultra case, which seems like something that would be true, but there isn’t really any evidence (or the evidence is the tranny wife theory, which is not supported by evidence). The main point Candace stresses about this is that Macron threatened to sue her for talking about it and he also threatens to sue lots of other people, and I think some Frenchman promoting it got like, persecuted on some tax bullshit and was forced to flee the country. But if we take just one step back, it’s sort of obvious that getting people obsessed with this kind of stupid theory would be good for the French government, as it would distract from research into other lines of inquiry. The best way to promote it would be to make a big deal of threatening anyone who talks about it and therefore making it look like it is really important to you to cover it up.

Candace has been doing a team-up with Ian Carroll, which has a quaint Batman and Robin type vibe to it.

Carroll is another figure who I think is probably good. He talks about stuff he doesn’t really seem to know very much about. This may be his age. I can’t tell if he’s 27 or 37. But I think he’s a good person, or I hope so, because he has the right kind of energy.

It’s just very unfortunate that I’m not allowed in the conversation. I earned my place at the table and my chair was kicked out. It’s whatever. I’m not going into a whine-fest about that right now, but it’s just obvious that if I was allowed to talk, these issues could be addressed and I would win and everyone would have to agree with me or look stupid. I’m saying things no one else is saying, I am bringing arguments that are needed in the discussion and which would be interesting to everyone even if I somehow was proved wrong. But I’m not able to bring my arguments. If someone else was doing it, I wouldn’t even care. But I heard Joe Rogan the other day causally drop the claim that “people in China are slaves.” There is no one pushing back on this sort of thing. When Tim Dillon was on Joe Rogan last week, Joe went into this lunatic pothead rant about aliens creating humans so that humans would create AI. People do push back on the Macron tranny wife theory, but they do so in such a way as to make it seem like they’re trying to cover it up. After the spy balloon hoax, no one asked Tucker if he was aware that China has hundreds of spy satellites, if he knows what satellites are, or if he can explain why China would be using 100-year-old technology while being the most technologically advanced country in history.

Then, of course, the Jewish issue needs to be addressed in more aggressive terms. Though honestly, on that front, Candace is getting pretty close to hitting the nail on the head. Which again just makes the whole tranny wife obsession all the more unfortunate.

The point to all of this is that while the Trump administration is clearly a complete disaster and even worse than I’d predicted (we’re now apparently going back to endless war for the Ukraine, with deportations basically stopped, while we focus on the looming threat of an Iranian invasion of Louisiana or perhaps Iowa), there is a zeitgeist emerging outside of the Trump administration that is using Trump’s energy for good, and I think this is something to be hopeful about. We should of course remember that whenever I’m hopeful, I’m wrong, while I’ve never missed with the most cynical takes possible.

The inheritors of the American right are going to have to deal with a collapse of empire, and we may be moving into a direction of realizing that, and beginning to frame things in those terms. It’s become obvious that Gavin Newsom will be president in 2028, unless something that isn’t obvious happens.

I realize now that we’ve reached the end of this article that it is not very good. But give me a bit. Let me cook, as the kids say. I took my first real break in a long time and it is going to take a bit for me to get back in a groove here. That said, I do think there are some good individual points here, the thought train is just not quite as lusciously flowing as I would have intended it to be. Personally, my favorite part was when I said that Candace Owens is like Batman and Ian Carroll like Robin. They are a dynamic duo. I’m quite sure she’s a very chaste woman, but I sure as hell wouldn’t want that Carroll guy playing Robin to my wife’s Batman, I can tell you that. This is a guy you’d expect to catch your daughter with in the barn in Brittany in the medieval times. He’d chuck a baguette at your face like a batarang and take off in a hot air balloon bound for the Orient with Professor Calculus. I hope he’s able to keep from getting sucked into some fed thing. It seems like that’s impossible for anyone working in this space to do, but we can hope.

Anyway, I’ll write another version of this later this week. Probably it needs to be two separate things, one about just how ridiculous this Trump situation has become and one about the current media landscape. There is a lot to parse out here, you know? It all fits together, but needs to be broken down into separate parts. The current state of the artist formerly known as Kanye West also probably needs to be shoved in here somewhere, because I’m pretty well convinced that they did the same thing with him they did with Trump, where they flipped out and tried to destroy him and then said “wait, wait, we can use him.” I liked some comments I saw from Dan Bilzerian about him recently where he basically said “yeah, I guess anyone talking about Jews is good, but he’s making this all seem ridiculous and insane and that really isn’t helpful.” There is an obvious positive in just desensitizing the public against the sanctity of Jews and the evilness of Hitler, but if it is just “unhinged negro goes on incoherent rant,” the desensitization factor is eventually going to be outweighed by “this guy is just making it into a joke.” Kanye has been doing streaming and he is on the level of a schizophrenic homeless person at this point. It’s a lot different than 2022 Drink Champs, where he was sort of making a point. Also, in 2022, he called Puffy a fed, after Puffy was texting him to stop talking about Jews, and then this whole Puffy sex party blackmail thing came out. But now he’s defending Puffy? I’m not really capable of putting myself into a normie’s mind and imagining how they’re viewing this, but I don’t think anyone is thinking “yeah, Kanye really does have a point,” whereas they might well have been thinking that in 2022 when he was talking about Jews in the entertainment industry and Dave Chappelle came in and backed him up.

The best timeline would be if Marco Rubio has Kanye deported to Liberia for hurting the feelings of Jews.

I have been clickbaited by Tucker Carlson into believing Matt Walsh was going to address the Israel-Palestine conflict.

This was the title of the video:

There was two hours of inane talk about “woke” bullshit that I do not care about at all. To Matt’s credit, in this two hours he said some stuff that maybe matters, though it was not articulated well and was very boring. I skipped most of it. I don’t want to hear about trannies or niggers anymore. I don’t even think he talked about niggers. He did say women shouldn’t work and seemed to imply they shouldn’t vote (though he wouldn’t say it because he is a gutless coward who thinks a beard is a substitute for a jawline).

When the discussion of the Douglas Murray meltdown on Joe Rogan was finally brought up, Walsh started ducking and diving like a pro dodgeball player. He literally did the “this has nothing to do with America and we should be talking about America” bit. I was shocked. As everyone is aware, Israel has a lot more to do with America than it has to do with Israel. Israel would not even exist at all without America (which Tucker, to his credit, said). If this was the Hutus and the Tutsis, you could say “well, this has nothing to do with us,” and that is in fact what people did say when that conflict was happening (even though it wasn’t actually true, as the US supported the RPF invasion and the CIA provided the weapons, but if you’re as low information, or pretending to be, as Matt Walsh, you could say that). But Israel’s war is America’s war, and all of this baby’s blood is on the hands of the godless and satanic fatties of America, and saying “it’s not my problem” is serial killer ethics disguised as confusion and lack of understanding.

Pressured by Tucker to make some kind of statement, Walsh went so far as to claim that Murray had a good point when he started asking what else Israel could have been expected to do in response to October 7, implying what they are doing was the only option. Well, first of all, they could have not let it happen on purpose, as has been proved beyond any shadow of a doubt. Actually, first, Israel could have not stolen Palestine to begin with, then forced the local people into de facto concentration camps, where they regularly slaughter them (“mow the lawn”). After it did happen, they could have negotiated with Hamas. If they were going to execute a war, they could have not targeted civilians, which no serious person claims they don’t do.

But I will agree with Matt that none of that really has anything to do with the US. Except that it only has anything to do with the US, because it is all American weapons and money. Beyond the war, the entire Jew economy is collapsed because of this war and is propped up by fat American psychopaths who continue to pay taxes and gorge themselves on tasty treats while the most extreme massacre of a civilian population in human history continues unabated.

Matt Walsh is human garbage and in a serious country, people would be throwing rotted fruit and root vegetables at him whenever he appeared in public. This is the worst form of “controlled opposition.” I do not want to hear about trannies. I do not care about trannies, and that whole thing is over anyway. I don’t even want to hear about immigrants, because they are not being deported. Exactly as I predicted before the election, there was a big show for a few days with some raids; now we’re looking at a situation where less than 10% of the people who came in during Biden are being deported. And there were already tens of millions of people who needed to be deported. And that’s if you believe only illegals should be deported, and I personally believe every immigrant should be deported and frankly, the overwhelming majority of blacks should be put in prison. I want to hear about Jews, and if you’re not talking about Jews, nothing you say has any meaning.

Walsh continued to claim that we should be talking about America instead of the Middle East, but you cannot talk about America without talking about the Jews, because America is the Jews. There is no meaningful distinction between America as a corporate entity and international Jewry. This is so obvious that dancing around it requires John Wick tier choreography, and this choreographical skill is the only reason anyone knows who Matt Walsh is (he certainly is not interesting, insightful, handsome or talented in any way).

Tucker was asking Walsh about why society is degrading and the answers were so stupid and vague. There is a group of people who came up with the idea of abolishing the family and destroying social bonds through massive immigration and homosexual indoctrination programs, and it was not fat blue haired women with nose rings. It was Jews. This isn’t debatable. It is as documented as anything ever in history. Things do not just happen randomly. The ancient social order shared by every culture in all of human history doesn’t just decay because a blue haired woman with a nose ring is angry at her father. This is embarrassing and Matt Walsh should exile himself to a desert and live in a cave and eat rats. There is no way in a trillion years he can erase this shame.

As regards the Douglas Murray vs. Dave Smith debate, I’m not going to attack Smith too much, as I liked it. But in fact, Dave Smith is the Jew who was appointed to criticize Israel. He will never say that Hamas was justified in attacking Israel, even though that is obvious. Murray and Walsh want to ask what Israel was supposed to do, but how can you ask that without asking what the Palestinians were supposed to do? How was October 7 not a legitimate military action? What is the argument? It is just taken for granted that it was some kind of Holocaust-like genocidal attack, and that narrative has remained even whilst the rapes and civilian murders have been proved to be Holocaust-like bullshit.

Sorry, anyone who doesn’t support Hamas, or at least acknowledge that they were acting in a perfectly legitimate way in attacking an occupation force that has been at war with them for 80 years, is not a serious person and should exile themselves to a cave in a desert and eat rats until their dying days.

Smith also won’t say why it is that Jews are comfortable slaughtering children on a scale that history has never witnessed, which is that they believe that all non-Jews are non-human. This is pretty important. Gallant actually provided a very clear prompt from which to explain this when he referred to Palestinians as “human animals.” The big reveal is that Jews don’t think white people are any better than the Palestinians, and they would be slaughtering our children just the same if they could. Israel is a Jewish state, insofar as it is an actual state (it is not actually, but that’s what they call it). Israel’s behavior as a state is Jewish behavior. No one else has ever purposefully murdered children like this. Nazi atrocities are fake, but if you go through the other humanitarian crises in history, which were primarily communist, you will not find people purposefully mass slaughtering children. It has never happened before. Not even the blacks ever did this.

Portraying Israel as a “rogue state” is not especially useful. It is a Jewish state. The behavior of Israel is Jewish behavior. This is trivially demonstrated by simply looking at the Jews’ own words regarding how they feel about non-Jews.

It’s good Dave Smith did the Murray debate and demonstrated just how pathetic the pro-Israel side is and it’s clearly changed the narrative, with very many people now afraid to even try to engage in any discussion of the topic. Barry Weiss and Sam Harris can go out there and say Murray did a great job and really proved that Israel is a very moral state, but the only people who listen to them are other Jews and Satan-worshiping “evangelical Christians.” So good on him, I guess, but we are still not having a real discussion.

Everything is still completely locked down. All of these discussions are curated and controlled. Tucker Carlson says he wants to interview anyone who is censored. I still haven’t gotten an invite. Why I am still dangerous, if we’re doing free speech now? I am a gentleman and a scholar. I have never done anything weird.

We need to progress this discussion. The solution may be a “Heil Hitler” rap song by a rapidly degrading mentally ill negro.

NEWTOWN, CT—In a plot twist even QAnon couldn’t predict, conspiracy king Alex Jones was accidentally added to a private group chat of the supposed “Sandy Hook victims”—who, it turns out, are not only alive, but thriving, gossiping about HBO’s The White Lotus, and documenting their scandalous sex lives in shocking detail.

HOW IT HAPPENED:

A typo in a Signal invite led Jones straight into the “Newtown 26 – Still Here, Still Fabulous” chat, where he was immediately met with:

• Selfies from “dead” children—now grown, tan, and sipping martinis in Ibiza
• Graphic hookup stories from parents supposedly “grieving” their lost kids
• Fervent debates about whether The Rizzler “is starting to look hot”

JONES’ MELTDOWN:

The Infowars host, confronted with irrefutable proof the shooting wasn’t faked, could only respond: “Okay but… why do all of you have OnlyFans?”

CHAT HIGHLIGHTS:

• “LOL remember when Alex said we were crisis actors? Babe, I wish I got SAG rates.”
• “My ‘ghost’ just got railed in a Vegas suite by an NFL player. Thoughts?”
• “If Tanya actually died in Season 2, why is Jennifer Coolidge still booking roles? CHECKMATE, LIBERALS.”

THE FALLOUT:

• Jones’ lawyers immediately filed a motion
• Trump Jr. tweets: “This is what happens when the deep state runs out of crisis actors and just lets them live their lives.”
• Sandy Hook “victims” announce a group trip to Epstein Island (“For the vibes”)

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is embroiled in a bombshell harassment scandal after bombarding The Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg with graphic images and abusive messages – all stemming from Goldberg’s accidental inclusion in a top-secret Yemen war planning chat.

The shocking breach occurred when Goldberg, America’s most respected national security journalist, was mistakenly added to a high-level Pentagon strategy session. But the real scandal erupted after Goldberg’s removal, when the nation’s top defense official began a relentless campaign of harassment against the journalist.

“Secretary Hegseth started flooding my phone with vile memes, pornographic content, and threatening emoji combinations,” Goldberg told colleagues. “This wasn’t just unprofessional – it was an abuse of power from the man who controls our nuclear codes.”

Insiders describe increasingly disturbing messages from the Pentagon’s highest office:

• 3 AM dick pic blasts captioned “PRESS SECRETARY”
• Classified memes doctored with Goldberg’s face
• Hundreds of eggplant/peach emojis after every Atlantic article

NATIONAL SECURITY EXPERTS HORRIFIED

“This goes beyond harassment – it’s a counterintelligence nightmare,” warned former CIA Director John Brennan. “Our enemies are laughing their asses off that the SecDef behaves like a drunk Twitch streamer.”

WHITE HOUSE IN DAMAGE CONTROL

President Trump Jr. initially defended his Pentagon chief: “Pete’s just owning the libs in his own special way.” But after seeing the messages, even Fox & Friends hosts were stunned silent.

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—A highly classified group chat belonging to Secretary of State Marco Rubio has been blown wide open—revealing the top diplomat’s secret all-male, invitation-only foam parties after TikTok’s The Rizzler was accidentally added to the thread.

The chat, titled “Diplomatic Immunity Fitness Club”, exposed Rubio’s double life as DC’s most discreet—and shredded—party host. Leaked messages detail steamy gatherings featuring:

• Oil-slicked shirtless volleyball at undisclosed embassies
• Foam wrestling tournaments with foreign dignitaries
• Strict “no sugar, no carbs” rules—guests caught with dessert banned for life

“This isn’t just a party—it’s an underground fitness cult,” said one insider. “Marco runs these like SEAL training… if SEALs had DJs, strobe lights, and a strict ‘no women’ policy.”

The Rizzler—no stranger to elite clout—immediately hijacked the chat, posting: “Damn Marco, you’re jacked. What’s your macro split?” before dropping a shirtless gym selfie.

FITNESS GURUS STUNNED

Photos show Rubio glazed in foam but ripped like a Marvel hero, sparking global speculation about his workout routine. “This is the leanest Cabinet in history,” tweeted Dr. Peter Attia. “No sugar, just gains and gay agenda.”

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CHICAGO, IL—Hollywood’s favorite sensitive artiste Timothée Chalamet found himself in deep, deep trouble this week after being mistakenly added to the “Rollin’ 60s Crips” group chat—and emerging with the explosive hot take that “Black people in Chicago hate gays.”

• Chicago activists FURIOUS, pointing out South Side LGBTQ+ organizers who’ve been shot at for their work
• Black Twitter erupts: “White gays will use us as a stepping stone to conservatism” trends
• Trump Jr. tweets: “Welcome to the team, Timmy! Next stop: CPAC keynote?”

THE “TRUMP EFFECT” OBSERVED

Pundits note this is the first time a major liberal star has:

• Casually slandered Black people
• Gotten applause from conservatives
• Still kept his Vogue cover

CHALAMET’S DAMAGE CONTROL

His publicist released: “Timothée was deeply moved by his brief time in the struggle. He looks forward to portraying it in his next indie film.”

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NASA astronaut Suni Williams was vandalized by left-wing protesters after flying a Tesla to Earth. A swastika was spray-painted on her face, representing that Elon Musk is a Nazi and Tesla is a terrorist company destroying USAID and trans kids.

Some do not think that personal drivers should be held responsible for driving Teslas, particularly if they are driving them to Earth because they are trapped in outer space. However, others argue that Tesla drivers are contributing to the rise of Nazism in America.

Williams told reporters that she didn’t expect someone to spray-paint a swastika on her face. Anti-fascist protesters also wrote the word “f–k” on her chest and then set her on fire.

President Musk has been criticized widely for his support of Adolf Hitler and potentially Tojo as well, which has led to a lot of vandalism of Tesla products, which protesters claim is justified as a political statement. Meanwhile, Donald Trump, who has become a symbolic figurehead of Tesla and the Tesla administration, has said that he will murder everyone who does not buy a Tesla.

Elon Musk is currently under investigation by people from the internet for allegedly cheating at Path of Exile 2 and trying to import millions of Indians into America. However, no one cares about global warming anymore.

Musk has compared the situation to the Holocaust.