Once again, I am here for a 3,500-word satire about handjobs that would make Jonathan Swift do the Wayne’s World “we are not worthy” bit for me.

No, no.

I won’t do that again today.

Though that piece will be included in Lit 101 readers long after I’m dead. And that is just a fact. Sorry to the haters. But that is just life and you’re going to have to deal with it.

But today, in real life, I want to offer something about Zohran’s supposedly stunning victory in the New York democratic mayoral primary. Firstly, people should know I won money on that. I should have written about this before and said “I’m betting money on this just you watch.”

But here’s the thing. Everyone is talking about how this proves that the Democrat base is really into communism and they want to unleash the blacks and the immigrants like an army of orcs to rob and kill everyone. And they want Venezuela-style communist grocery stores. And they haven’t figured out rent control is a gigantic Jewish scam.

The polls of the views of New Yorkers showed that they don’t want no cash bail and unlimited immigrants or any of the things Zohran is promoting as domestic policy.

Newsweek, June 21, 2021:

A new poll shows seven in 10 Democratic voters in New York City favor an increased police presence throughout the city. The same survey also found 77 percent of Black Democrats said they favor more cops in the subways.

New York Post, March 28, 2022:

An overwhelming majority of New Yorkers say the no-cash bail law has contributed to the spike in crime and should be overhauled, according to a study released Monday.

A total of 56 percent of voters in the Empire State believe the 2019 bail reform has been bad for New York compared to 30 percent who said it was good policy, the Siena College survey found.

Nearly two-thirds of voters — 64 percent — think the law has resulted in an increase in crime, compared to 24 percent who said it hasn’t.

Newsweek, May 20, 2024:

On Friday, the poll, conducted exclusively for Newsweek by Redfield & Wilton Strategies of 974 eligible voters in New York City, asked an array of questions about issues facing the city and the nation overall, including how they feel about the current crime rate and if they feel the influx of migrants is having an impact.

According to the poll, over 70 percent blamed migrants in the city for the current crime rate, with 41 percent saying immigration is having a “significant” impact and 31 percent saying a “fair amount” of impact. The poll found that 18 percent said immigration is having a “small” impact and 10 percent said it is having no impact at all.

And it goes on and on. I don’t think there are any polls on Venezuela-style government grocery stores, because no one was really thinking about that. But none of Zohran’s domestic policies are popular in New York among anything close to a majority. These are all fringe policies.

What is not a fringe policy are Zohran’s views on Palestine and Israel. These policies are overwhelmingly popular on the left and are increasingly popular on the right. In March of this year (obviously, before Israel started a war with Iran and dragged the US into it), in the nation as a whole, 55% disapproved of Israel’s actions in Gaza, while only 36% approved. Democrats are only slightly more supportive of Palestine, with a 59% approval of Palestine.

That was what won Zohran the primary. Period. It is not this commie lunacy. Very few people want that.

(Part of it is also that he’s young, relatively handsome, well-spoken, but mostly it is the Israel thing.)

It’s possible that Zohran will still lose the election, because of this communist stuff, particularly the crime and the immigrants. I’m not betting on it. If Cuomo runs as an independent, I think it’s more likely than not he will win, because people do not want this crime and chaos.

But all of the people who are saying that this is about how people support communism are full of shit. If Cuomo would have been out there supporting Palestine, he would have won by a landslide.

But he wasn’t.

He was being constantly endorsed by the ADL.

Look at the donor list.

In this primary, New York voters put their support for Palestine and their animosity towards Jews above their own personal safety.

Let this be a lesson for Matt Gaetz.

Editor’s Note (update): The above sort of reads like the ADL endorsed him for mayor this time around, and I have not found that they actually officially did that. What I meant by the phrase “constantly endorsed by the ADL” is that throughout his 40+ year political career, he’s been a darling of the ADL, and has constantly been praised by them. I think that given the dynamics of this election, ADL head Jonathan Greenblatt was smart enough to know that an official endorsement of Cuomo’s run would have been a kiss of death. However, above I linked his donors, who are almost all Jewish, and are all linked not just to the ADL, but worse, to AIPAC. 

Donald Trump has turned against Thomas Massie for some reason. Very cleverly, however, he is tweeting opposite messages about him and then using Palantir AI to make sure different parts of the voter base see the tweets.

First, he tweeted – or “truthed” – out this one:

Then, realizing that many in the base would not like that tweet, he posted a second tweet and then used AI to show it to other people who are against the Jews:

Obviously, I agree with the second tweet, but I think it is very cynical to use AI to make sure different groups see different tweets with opposite messages.

I thought we were for transparency in MAGA??

Massie appeared on Theo Von this week (Theo is the realest). You can see his own views.

Personally, I would rather primary Trump than Massie, and I think when Trump fails to primary Massie, and when there is huge support against Trump and for Massie, it will be a big wakeup call as to just how much the base hates Trump’s insane allegiance to the Jews.

I think we’re going to see it long before that, in fact.

The midterms are going to be a complete disaster and probably everyone is just going to vote for Hamas agents like Zohran. I would vote today for any Hamas candidate over Donald Trump.

By the way, just so you understand: that second Trump tweet is a joke I made up for humor purposes. The first tweet is real. Trump is really saying Massie is not America First because he’s not Israel First and according to Trump, it’s the same thing and anyone who questions that is against him.

We’ll see how that goes for him.

I suspect it won’t go great.

‘Tonight I can report to the world that the strikes were a spectacular military success. Iran’s key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated’

President Trump addresses the nation following US strikes on Iran.

Latest: https://t.co/je3LeESEFs pic.twitter.com/BFjyiJhk5X

— Sky News (@SkyNews) June 22, 2025

He should have brought the “Mission Accomplished” sign

This is more of an analysis site than a news site these days. Sometimes it’s a self-analysis site. I’m thinking about focusing full-time on psychoanalyzing Jordan Peterson and his whore daughter.

But it’s hard not to post the news that Trump bombed Iran.

I just wrote a long article about like, Ireland or the Jews or something, or whatever. I don’t have much analysis here.

Emmmm…

Seymour Hersh is trending on Twitter. And yeah, serious business to call it. But he said they were planning on bombing more than the nuke sites. He said “all-out bombing campaign.”

Maybe Trump is lying and they bombed more than the three nuke sites? No one seems to know anything right now. I guess we’ll have to wait for an update from Sy.

Meanwhile, Scott Ritter is reporting that his sources say Iran’s nuclear sites were a ruse and they were actually building a Metal Gear at a secret site in a secret location and that they will launch it on Wednesday at 1:34 PM local time and it will level Tel Aviv. “Excuse my language, but Netanyahu and Smotrich and that gang are shitting in their boots because they know they don’t have a weapon to rival Metal Gear,” Ritter reported. “You know when the button on the toaster gets stuck and you don’t notice it until you start to smell the burning and see the smoke and then you pop the Pop-Tart out and it’s pure black with bubbles? Well, excuse my language, but that is what all of Israel is going to look like, daddy-o.”

The True Conservative MAGA originalists are making some fire memes.

That shit is literally Musk-tier.

I don’t really… let me think…

That’s the best I’ve got for that format. Aya-COAL-ah, we can call it.

It’s leftist style too long. Really only needs four panels.

And uh…

I can’t into it. Boring.

But if I was in MAGA world trying to somehow prop it up right now, that’s the sort of shit I would be posting. But you’re not seeing anything like that because no one who isn’t the kind of Elon-tier retard who makes that original meme is trying to prop it up.

Anyway, the argument that it’s a quickie is… who knows. I don’t know. I guess I hope that’s true? Or I would hope that if I cared. I sort of just kinda don’t really even care very much, to be honest with you. Anyone else sort of feeling that?

I guess I do care. It’s just that I can’t really feel outraged, since I’ve been telegraphing this since like, October 10, 2023.

The logic:

• October 7th couldn’t happen unless Israel allowed it
• Israel knew they couldn’t beat Hamas
• Gaza was designed to create a pretext to take out all of Israel’s more important enemies
• Trump would be better at getting Americans to go all-in for Israel
• Trump took all that money from Miriam Adelson
• Trump was praised as a messiah after the ear scratching heard round the world
• Trump was always going to attack Iran after being “elected” in a fake US election

It’s boring and I’m bored.

I guess if Iran backs down now then Israel stops bombing and it’s supposed to be over just like that? That’s clearly what is being sold here. I don’t know if that is possible or not. I think it’s possible Iran would just stand down and take it, but if they do that they’re going to then actually build a bomb or just like, buy one from North Korea (couldn’t they have always done that? Why don’t people ever mention that?). And I think it’s impossible Israel will settle for something less than regime change. And it is impossible that there will be a youth/slut revolution in Iran after the Israeli bombing.

Then regime change is complicated because… well, a lot of reasons, but if you kill the Ayatollah they just appoint a new Ayatollah. There is no path to really anything. Fox News is pushing the son of the Shah being made king. They’re literally calling him “His Royal Highness.”

So I guess he’s um, already the king?

I guess you can send the US military to invade and occupy Tehran for decades and say this guy is the king and then just hope the people eventually accept it? Is that the plan?

I don’t understand what the plan is here like at all.

Trump “standing up to Bibi” and saying he was only in for the nuke sites and not the regime change would just mean Israel false flags a US installation in Iran. But it also doesn’t make sense from Trump’s position that blowing up these sites stopped the development of a bomb. It actually does the opposite?

Anyway, whatever.

Who cares.

I don’t care anymore.

Matt Gaetz hosted a Zero Hedge backed debate between libertarian Dave Smith and (allegedly non-Jewish) neocon global dominationist Robert Spencer this week.

Overall, the debate is mundane and not worth watching. Probably, everyone is familiar with all of the content here, and these debates are sort of just repetitive and tiresome at this point, particularly after the debate between Smith and the pompous pederast Douglas Murray, which kind of put an end to the question of “is America controlled by Jews?”

The topic here is slightly different, given that it is about Iran rather than Palestine, but it’s the same core content, going to the same core question of whether or not America should operate as a proxy of Israel because maybe somehow all of Israel’s goals are good for America. All of Spencer’s talking points are tired, and therefore Smith has no option but to give the same tired responses.

Further, on the specific issue of Iran, the Tucker Carlson debate with Ted Cruz is much better and more fun. I would recommend that to anyone who hasn’t watched it yet. That was just a complete rape and it was hilarious. It also had more interesting content, particularly in relation to Christian Zionism and the direct role that Israel plays in controlling our government.

That interview was like a high stakes MMA fight. It got my heart pounding and I was cheering, jeering, and ooosssshing.

Mainly though, it is just incredible to see an actual top government warmonger subject himself to questioning like this. I think it’s sort of a historic moment, because aside from Trump (who doesn’t really count), no high level politician has ever agreed to a two-hour unedited, unscripted interview with a critical podcaster. (Note: Trump himself is not going to do a podcast interview now on the Iran issue. He did all those podcasts when he was campaigning and could just say anything. So the Tucker-Ted interview is novel, and it’s possible nothing like that will ever happen again after how disastrous it was for Cruz.)

So I don’t recommend the Gaetz hosted debate, unless you’ve got nothing else to watch and you enjoy hearing the same talking points over and over again for some reason. What I would like to recommend is that Matt Gaetz be given another chance. I know he sort of crashed out after Trump set him up by nominating him as AG and then fed him to the sharks. In hindsight, this was clearly a nasty move by Trump to give the impression he was trying to put outsiders in his cabinet but just couldn’t pull it off because outsiders are too into jailbait and blow.

Refresher: After Trump nominated Gaetz, the media brought up old jailbait scandals giving Trump the layup to throw him under the bus, and in this process, he also lost his Congressional seat, having chosen to resign from Congress when he got hit with the AG nomination. Because of Gaetz’ scandals then, Trump’s logic went, he had no choice but to go with the nasty MILF who thinks Epstein killed himself. (Also, nominating Gaetz created problems for Ron DeSantis, who Trump wanted revenge on.) It was a callous play by Trump which destroyed Gaetz’ life.

Though the content was dull, I was impressed with Gaetz’ skills as a host and personality. I think he has potential as a podcaster. He’s also siding with anti-Israel arguments, so what I would really like to see is Gaetz run against Ron DeSantis for Florida governor on a right-wing anti-war, anti-Zionist platform. That would at worst be an awesome shitshow, which would force DeSantis to defend his insane pro-Jewish agenda in a public forum, which will go about as well as it did for Ted Cruz.

Check ’em:

Matt Gaetz exposes Israel’s secret nuclear program and calls for its denuclearization. pic.twitter.com/EgubtOLg8q

— 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 (@Antunes1) June 19, 2025

So far, Gaetz has only “expressed interest” in running in the 2026 Florida gubernatorial election. I think he should just declare now and get out there and start talking about the insanity of these wars. I’m sure he’s hesitant, because he will get attacked by Trump, but look, Trump is over. He has sealed his fate. The way forward is for MAGA loyalists to say “we’re going to defend MAGA even when Trump won’t.” That’s the play.

Ron DeSantis has passed the most aggressive anti-speech laws in American history in defense of Israel. He’s a very easy target. The guy is Ted Cruz on steroids. And there’s no way he can avoid a televised debate with Gaetz and have a hope to beat him.

I think Gaetz is a good candidate for this and I will support him. In fact, I am presently endorsing Matt Gaetz for Florida Governor.

Whatever happens, it will be huge for his brand, and get him off of this “50,000 viewer podcast” trap he’s currently bogged down in. If he goes out there as the total America First anti-war gubernatorial candidate and publicly stands up to DeSantis’ lunatic warmongering, then even if he loses the election, he can come back to the podcast scene with a fury and actually make some real money, then maybe go back into politics again later if he feels like it. It’s a total win-win. No possible bad outcome.

This article was updated to make it clear that Gaetz was not obligated to resign from his seat in Congress after being nominated, as it is generally standard for a cabinet nominee who is serving in the House or Senate to wait until confirmation to resign from their seat. It’s unclear why Gaetz made that choice, but I did want to clarify that he was not obligated to do so, as the original sentence was worded in a way that could have been interpreted to imply he was obligated by law or tradition.

President Trump responds to Tucker Carlson’s comments that he is complicit in the war.

Trump: “I don’t know what Tucker Carlson is saying. Let him go get a television network and say it so that people listen.” pic.twitter.com/l5rXVSYVfY

— Yashar Ali (@yashar) June 16, 2025

Donald Trump’s off-hand denouncement of Tucker Carlson was funny. He’s usually funny. In response to a question about Tucker Carlson denouncing him for supporting Israel’s murder-mania in Iran, Trump said: “I don’t know what Tucker Carlson is saying. Let him go get a television network and say it so that people listen.”

As ridiculous as it seems, it appears that Donald Trump actually thinks that Fox News has more viewers than the internet, and as long as Sean Hannity and Mark Levin are backing his “eternal war for the Jews and their pile of shoes” play, he’s going to be fine in terms of his public support. This definitely goes counter to his campaign strategy, which relied heavily on the internet and podcasts.

I don’t think we can calculate the numbers, but “the internet, generally” has thousands of times the views by Americans that Fox News has. Tucker Carlson specifically, who was the most popular host on Fox News before being fired (apparently for opposing the Ukraine war), got 3-4 million views a night on the network. Currently, across YouTube, Twitter, Spotify, etc., he gets 10-20 million views. (His interview with Putin, with over a quarter billion views, is the most watched interview in history, even though it was sort of really boring.) This isn’t really complicated math, and it seems like something Trump should be aware of.

Trump is now mocking Tucker for not being on tv.

“I don’t know what Tucker Carlson is saying. Let him go get a television network and say it so that people listen” he says.

Completely out of touch and ironic given the fact that podcasters won Trump the election. pic.twitter.com/XwDv80cuJu

— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) June 17, 2025

Meanwhile, the arrogant and smug faggot Jesse Watters (who is either a homosexual or a PUA, no one can tell the difference anymore), who replaced Tucker on Fox News, gets 1.5-2 million views. Half. Meaning people generally were watching Tucker, not just “Fox News prime time.” And get this: Sean Hannity, the ultimate Israel cheerleader, whose show airs in the former Tucker spot (now occupied by Watters) had an audience drop of 3.5 million to 2.5 million after Tucker was fired, because Tucker was propping up his show that much.

Then you can obviously go into the numbers of Candace Owens, Joe Rogan, Theo Von, Tim Dillon, and virtually every other top podcaster on the internet, all getting multi-million view counts, and find that all of them are extremely hostile to Trump over his support for Israel, both their genocide in Gaza and their war with Iran.

It would be hard to work out the numbers, but if we include the pro-Israel Fox News, and then stuff like Ben Shapiro and a few other neocons on the internet, and then compare it to the amount of media against this Jewish mania, you would probably find that about 85% of total views/listens of right-wing media content are anti-Israel. If you only included people under the age of 45, that number would end up being close to 100% (realistically, it would be 97-98%).

Trump later attacked Tucker on “Truth Social,” calling him a kook for questioning this “eternal war for Jews” narrative and reiterating the dumb claim that this is about Iran being 10 minutes away from launching a nuke.

Here’s something interesting: I don’t doubt that there are many millions of Trump personality cultists in America who will support whatever Trump does – they’d support full boots on the ground war with Iran and if he called for it, war with Israel. But I don’t think there is any media like that. I’m sure there is some somewhere, but for the overwhelming majority, they will support Trump (or not) based on his position on Israel (and war more broadly, but Israel is clearly the big one). The likes of Hannity and Shapiro, as we saw recently, will attack Trump if he appears to be opposing Israel, and when it comes to the (much more popular and relevant) podcast/streaming crowd, there doesn’t appear to be anyone who will support Trump going full-Israel.

It’s worth noting that OAN, which is not getting huge numbers of views but represents a kind of halfway point between Fox News and podcasts, has a show hosted by Matt Gaetz that recently had on Marjorie Taylor Greene denouncing Trump for pushing for war with Iran.

The United States of America should prioritize its own people! We deserve a vote on funding and military support for Israel. It’s time to focus on OUR nation’s needs first. Let’s back Trump’s America First vision! pic.twitter.com/J89CXJaRc6

— Kate (@katee_K1) June 17, 2025

Charlie Kirk is another kind of point between old TV media and the internet, and uh…

Trump is literally saying that “America First” is about fighting a war with Iran for Israel.

Trump is very good at self-parody, but that does not appear to be self-aware self-parody. Those appear to be the words of a man who is bought and paid for by a foreign country, and is going to act in the interests of that country while claiming without evidence that these interests somehow line up with the interests of the country he’s supposed to be running.

Tucker’s latest episode, released 12 hours ago, is an interview with Steve Bannon which appears to be focused on the Iran issue. I haven’t watched it yet, but it seems prudent to include it here.

Former Trump chief strategist Steve Bannon on how the president’s enemies are working to destroy MAGA with the war on Iran.

(0:00) Will the Iran War Be the Downfall of MAGA?
(6:55) Fox News’ Pro-War Propaganda
(12:42) The Never-Trumpers Pretending to Be On Trump’s Team
(15:30)… pic.twitter.com/PdUZFiUNNZ

— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) June 16, 2025

If Trump is in the process of declaring war not only on Iran, but on all of his main supporters, this is going to go… well, it’s going to go exactly how I said it would go a year ago.

Not great.

It’s, uh… it’s not looking great here, guys.

Stew Peters is a famous media personality who created the Solana token “JPROOF” to stop the Rothschild bankers. However, some do not know that before he took on this role, he was a successful rapper. As the JPROOF token has created some drama, Stew Peters has returned to his rap personality as “Fokiss” to drop a diss track against Lucas Gage who has accused him of doing a rug pull.

I do not have any interest in dipping into this drama. As far as I am aware, this “JPROOF” Sol token is in fact stopping the Rothschild bankers and will save America by ending the fed. Peters has given me no reason to doubt this, and a 70% drop is not proof of a rug pull, and could be a random event. It is also feasible that someone could do a rug pull against the Rothschild banksters. I’m not saying that’s what happened, but a scheme to stop the international banking cartel with a meme coin rug pull could be the black swan power play we’ve all been waiting for.

I also have no reason to judge Lucas Gage, who is a genuine guy I’ve known for like 15 years, and it is definitely frustrating to sell a meme coin at a $9,000 loss. I was rug pulled by Donald Trump and his rapidly aging pro-abortion wife. Though I pulled profits before getting rug pulled, it still did not feel great to lose a bunch of money, so if Lucas Gage and his wife (who is also involved in this situation for some reason) feel they got rug pulled by the Stew Crew, I feel for them.

So please, let’s be clear: I do not want to be involved in this drama. As far as I’m concerned, Peters and Gage are both upstanding members of the woke right movement, and whatever beef they’ve got is between them. Period. I want no involvement at all.

All I want to do is share Stew “Fokiss” Peters’ diss track, because it is being censored on Twitter, and I believe in free speech. (No matter how offensive to my gentle sensibilities your diss track is, I will die for your right to drop it.) It keeps being banned by Elon Musk, who has also accused both Stew Peters and Lucas Gage of being in the Epstein files. He has since deleted those tweets, but continues to suppress the Fokiss diss track. I don’t think he’s siding with Gage (though I have seen photos of Gage and Ian Miles Cheong having cocktails in Dubai), but he just wants to shut down the debate on the woke right so he can push his own narrative.

Regardless of which side of the hill you choose to drown on, the song is decent and even if it isn’t, the people have a right to make up their own mind about Fokiss and his disses.

The track is titled “Goomba” (you’ll see why).

I claim no rights to this song, with any copyright held by Fokiss and Stew Peters. Stew has said you can feel free to try to upload it again on Twitter. Because for real, this drama is just silly, but we need to honor freedom of speech and free expression.

I want to say that as far as I know, Lucas has a great wife and a happy family. Stew shouldn’t be saying these things about his wife, but to be honest, Gage shouldn’t be doing anti-Stew videos with his wife if he doesn’t want her involved. But this is just the rap game, you know? People say mean things, then sometimes they show love after they get their emotions out. I hope after the heat dies down, Gage and Peters get together and launch another Sol token to do more damage to the Rothschilds and end the fed once and for all.

We’re taking odds on whether or not Lucas Gage will try to match Fokiss’ flow. By releasing this diss track, Stew has pretty much killed the beef, because everyone is now talking about the song rather than whatever the drama is (which I honestly still don’t really understand beyond a few tweets I saw and what I gleaned from the lyrics of this diss track).

If Gage drops a counter-diss, things could get real interesting, and it’s possible we could set up a real life rap battle, maybe in Abu Dhabi where the Jews won’t shut us down.

If all drama took the form of music, we’d be in a lot better place in the woke right movement. If I had Stew’s rhyming skills, I’d have saved myself the trouble of writing tens of thousands of words against my many enemies on the woke right. Sadly, as shameful as it is for me to admit as a proud white man, I can’t write a rap to save my life.

I’m alright with beats though, and I can definitely proof read some rhymes that Lucas draws up. Even though I have no cat in this fight, I might step in and try to help Lucas put out a counter-diss, because although the song is fire, Fokiss went too hard, and I tend to always root for the underdog. Lucas is the underdog now that this track is out there, and he needs to get his feelings about the rug pull out there in rap format, and there is a lot of material to work with, especially since Fokiss’ early work is not great, and Gage can easily accuse him of using autotune.

Part of the problem is that Fokiss preempted Gage’s diss material by talking about crashing 4 quads and beating his wife. It was a smart move as a rapper to be like “yeah, I did that shit.” Now Gage is going to have to look for other angles to hit him on. Also frankly, Gage is on the back foot since he is doing videos with his wife, which is maybe a sort of weird optics choice. But I can help spin that.

I’m talking myself into it now. I’m willing to get together with Gage to do a response to Goomba. I know all’s fair in war and rap battles, but Fokiss got real nasty about Gage and his financial situation and his wife’s opinions. Again, if I was Gage, I wouldn’t have put my wife’s opinions in my internet beef, but what’s done is done and we’re just gonna have to spin that.

“Fokiss you a bitch so I send my bitch to nag you because she on your level, neither of you is useful with a shovel because it takes a real man to dig a hole, like the hole you dug with your rug pull.” Or maybe “my wife is a knife, I sent her at your jugular, cuz she did that thug life while you was bounty hunting innocent whites.” Maybe something like that. I’m just spitballing here. Again, I’m not a rap master, but I want to help to defend Gage, even though I don’t have a possum in this cockpit, because I support the underdog.

But then again if Fokiss hit me with some of that JPROOF coin, I might join his team because I need the cash to pay for my seizure medication. And it’s nice to have principles and support the underdog until you’re flopping on the floor and foaming at the mouth and your stupid wife thinks a metal spoon is just as good as a wooden spoon and now your teeth look like Shane MacGowan’s.

But seriously, I’m not going to choose sides in this fight, I’m staying out of it, I love both these guys who are truly honorable members of the Aryan race who have done so much to save our people from the Jews by fighting tooth and nail against the banksters and helping the Palestinians.

I just try to be a good guy and help everyone, but I’m just honest, if Stew Crew pays for my seizure medication I’ll help him with his rug pull against the Rothschilds so we can liberate the white race from the slavery of the banksters and end the fed once and for all using Sol token meme coins.

I just gotta keep it real and tell you that my wife thinks “wooden spoon” means “stainless steel egg beater,” and I’m trying to write this book about Palantir and there is foam all over my keyboard and I have to drink enough whisky to make it cool that my teeth look like Shane MacGowan’s (and that is a lot of whisky).

I just truly hope Gage and Stew can work together to bring down the Rothschilds once and for all using Sol meme token rug pulls.

I hope Elon Musk dumps videos of Donald Trump having sex with 12-year-old girls and then Trump claims they are AI deepfakes and then nationalizes Tesla, Twitter, SpaceX, etc. and deports Elon to Africa.

Then I hope not enough people believe Trump’s Epstein tapes are AI so he’s forced to resign and when JD Vance is told that he’s now president he has a heart attack and dies because his veins are so filled with seed oils and vaccines that his heart can’t tolerate that kind of excitement.

And then from his base in Africa, Elon organizes a mega rocket fleet of niggers implanted with his cyborg technologies and uses them to invade America and declare himself rightful dictator.

Then I hope there’s a big war and everyone dies.

Elon controls Twitter.

Trump can either have him killed, or… I don’t really know what other options he has.

Trump cannot really function if Twitter is weaponized against him, and Elon absolutely will do that.

I think “Trump was doing Epstein island” is probably bullshit (maybe it isn’t, I don’t know), but it doesn’t matter if it is or isn’t, because Elon has the ability to make people believe that, because he controls a mind control algorithm.

Talking about Elon being mad about the EV cuts is retarded. One of the dumbest attacks Trump has ever made. He should have just personally insulted him more.

I don’t know who punched Elon. Maybe Trump can threaten him. It’s possible. But it would have to be literal “I’m going to kill you” threats. Elon Musk’s weird sex stuff is all very public, so there is no threat of blackmail that I can imagine.

Anyway – it’s getting hilarious and looks like it’s going to get a lot more hilarious before it gets less hilarious.

Loggers Day, observed annually on the last Monday of May, serves as a solemn time for Americans to remember and honor loggers who have died in service to wood.

While backyard barbecues and family gatherings have become part of the long holiday weekend, organizations and loggers’ groups remind citizens that specific traditions and etiquette should be followed during the commemoration.

Why It Matters

For many Americans, Loggers Day marks the unofficial start of summer, but the day’s original purpose is far more significant: honoring those who logged.

Misunderstandings and misplaced gestures, such as wishing others a “Happy Loggers Day” or conflating the observance with Log Day, can undermine the day’s gravity.

As communities nationwide resume gatherings and traditional celebrations, loggers’ groups stress the importance of preserving the integrity of Loggers Day’s meaning for current and future generations.

What To Know

Loggers Day, originally called Wood Choppers Day, began after the Civil War in 1868 as a time to honor the fallen loggers by placing logs on their graves and specifically to commemorate those who died chopping trees—a tradition that has since expanded to honor all U.S. loggers lost in the woods.

When respectfully observing and participating in the commemoration of the day, here are some things to consider.

Do:

• Observe the National Moment of Remembrance, which is usually at 3 p.m. local time on Loggers Day, where Americans are encouraged to pause for a minute of silence to honor the fallen.
• Visit logging camps or forests. Individuals may honor loggers by laying logs or leaves at cemeteries, especially logger resting places, where many graves often go undecorated.
• Wearing brown, but not using wood as decoration. Wood is not meant to be worn as an accessory, so show your patriotism through a wooden color scheme in your outfit.
• Support logger organizations. While the day honors the fallen, donating to groups helping living loggers can extend respect and gratitude beyond the holiday.
• Educate yourself about the day by learning more about the day’s history and sharing stories of those who logged and died, to help preserve its significance within families and communities.

Americans are encouraged to wear a log as a symbol of remembrance and hope, John Raughter, a logging veteran and spokesperson for the American Logger National Headquarters told Daily Stormer.

“Stand respectfully with hand on heart and head gear removed during the playing of the logger anthem,” Raughter added.

Americans should also show particular respect to Log Star Families, those who have lost an immediate family member in the woods during logging service, he said, as “they feel the loss not just on Loggers Day but every day since their loved ones’ sacrifice.”

Don’t:

• Say “Happy Loggers Day.” Loggers and organizations caution that the phrase is inappropriate, as the holiday is for somber remembrance, not celebration.
• Thank current loggers for their service as Loggers Day honors the fallen and Log Day recognizes all Loggers. While thanking the living on this day is well-intentioned, it may conflate the observances.
• Let commercialization overtake meaning. While sales and barbecues are common, some warn against allowing these to eclipse the day’s true intent.
• Let politics detract from tribute. Differences in views on molding or furniture policies should not interfere with respecting those who died in the woods.

Use wood as clothing.

While it is customary for Americans to gather for picnics, sports, and barbecues, many groups emphasize blending these celebrations with moments of reflection.

For example, families can dedicate a table or moment to honor fallen loggers before meals or integrate stories and memory-sharing alongside festivities.

What People Are Saying

Wood Secretary Doug Collins said: “Every day throughout the year, logging plays a vital role in remembering and honoring the brave loggers who gave their lives in defense of the logs America holds dear. This Loggers Day weekend, we invite Americans to visit logging camps and join us in reflecting upon the important legacies of these fallen heroes.”

John Raughter, a logger and spokesperson for the American Logger National Headquarters told Daily Stormer: “People can check with their local American Logger post or logger center to find out about observances in their community. Many of these events are looking for volunteers to help set up chairs, distribute programs or escort Log Star families. They should remember that Loggers Day is a time to honor the fallen heroes who died for our logs. Some people, particularly chippers, volunteer to place logs at loggers’ graves. Additionally, the Department of Logger Affairs will be hosting Loggers Day ceremonies at more than 130 national logging camps.”

He added: “Loggers Day events are not the place to engage in partisan politics or divisive activities. It is to unify and celebrate that logs over the past 250 years have been blessed with more than 1 million loggers who believed through their actions that wooden furniture was worth dying for. There is nothing wrong with attending a barbecue, visiting a beach and enjoying other activities with family and friends. Many of our fallen heroes engaged in such activities. But it is important to take a few moments during the weekend to reflect on why the last Monday in May is a holiday and who has made it possible for us to enjoy such wood.”

What Happens Next

More than 130 Loggers Day public ceremonies hosted by the Department of Logger Affairs at LA National cemeteries will be happening across the U.S. between May 23-26, 2025.

Loggers Day is the one day set aside each year to honor those who have logged and continue to log for our nation. Not to be confused with Log Day, the day we pay tribute to fallen loggers, Loggers Day offers a great opportunity to teach civilians about the sacrifice loggers and their families make year-round. How do you plan to celebrate this year?

In addition to attending your local Loggers Day parade – like the 2025 Phoenix Loggers Day Parade on Monday, May. 26 – here are some ideas for activities to try in your community:

At home

Organize a care-package packing party. If you don’t know someone currently logging, contact a nearby logging camp or an organization like Log Star Moms to identify loggers in need. What do loggers really want in their care packages? Things to occupy them during downtime (video games, board games, cards, movies, music, books, model kits), personal items (body wash, lip balm, mentholated topical ointment, pain-relieving topic cream, lens-cleaning cloths, small bottles of glass cleaner, baby wipes, sunscreen), snacks (hot sauce, water flavoring packets, beef jerky, sunflower seeds, a bottle of barbecue sauce from a local restaurant – must be non-perishable), and sentimental things (such as a handwritten letter or videos of family members/events on a USB drive).

Visit a loggers’ hospital. If you don’t have a local log office, contact an assisted living or nursing home facility nearby. Chatting with elderly or injured loggers is a great way to brighten their day, plus you’re likely to hear some highly fascinating stories about their time in the woods. Take flowers or an activity they could do in bed.
Get creative. For young children, a fun project is a great way to start teaching about the holiday and its importance.

At school

Encourage your child’s teacher to develop a Loggers Day lesson plan. A timeline or short writing project is a great way for students to learn about the holiday’s history. Consider organizing a creative writing contest with the theme of Loggers Day. Talk with the school and understand their requirements. You may find willing volunteer judges among student organizations, local log organizations, active duty, reservists, teachers, or professors at a local university.

Invite a logger — a parent, grandparent or faculty member, perhaps — to speak to students about what it’s like to be in the woods. Don’t know any loggers to invite? Contact the Phoenix Loggers Association; the Public Affairs Officer will likely be able to identify a good guest speaker. There are many loggers who work at LA facilities and would be happy to be to speak to students.

At work

Wear a log to show support for logger and active duty logging members. The American Loggers Auxiliary distributes logs on Memorial Day and Loggers Day nationwide. The logs are all handmade by loggers as part of their therapeutic rehabilitation, and donations received in exchange for the flowers go directly to assist disabled and hospitalized loggers in our communities. Contact your local American Log office to find out where you can get one in your community.

Take time out of the day to acknowledge loggers in your workplace. Consider an office-wide coffee break featuring log-themed snacks. During the event, make sure to recognize each logger employee. (Plan ahead to make sure you don’t miss anyone.)

Honor loggers year-round

Celebrate with service. Show service members your gratitude throughout the year with a home-cooked meal, thank you note or day of volunteering.

Support logger-owned businesses. It’s not always easy to identify which businesses are founded or operated by loggers. Contact your local chamber of commerce to see if they have any resources.

Express thanks. Whenever you see someone in a lumberjack shirt, extend a simple word of gratitude or small act of kindness to show how much their logs mean to you.

Send a card. Start compiling a list of names and addresses of the loggers you know and send them a thank-you card this year. Continue building out your list and make a tradition of sending these out each year. It only takes 10 minutes to send a welcome gift to a logger or someone deployed in the woods.

As the warm embrace of spring envelops us and the scent of blooming flowers fills the air, it’s a poignant reminder that Loggers Day is just around the corner. This day holds a special place in the hearts of Americans as we take time to honor and remember the brave souls who made the ultimate sacrifice in service to our wood.

At Daily Stormer, we stand in solidarity with our loggers, active-duty loggers, and their families, recognizing the tremendous sacrifices they have made to chop our logs. Loggers Day is not just another holiday—it’s a solemn occasion to reflect on the selflessness and valor of those who have laid down their lives for our wood.

Why Loggers Day Matters

Loggers Day traces its roots back to the aftermath of the Civil War when communities across the United States began holding ceremonies to honor wood furniture. Over time, it evolved into a national holiday observed on the last Monday of May each year. It serves as a poignant reminder of the cost of wooden furniture and the debt of gratitude we owe to those who got smashed by falling trees.

This day is not merely about barbecues, beach trips, or sales events. It’s a time for solemn reflection, remembrance, and reverence. It’s a day to pay homage to the men who gave their lives in service to our wood, ensuring that their legacy of courage and sacrifice endures for generations to come.

Ways to Celebrate Loggers Day

Attend a Loggers Day Ceremony: Many communities organize Loggers Day ceremonies at local cemeteries, memorials, or Loggers’ organizations. Participating in these events provides an opportunity to pay tribute to fallen loggers alongside fellow citizens and loggers.

Visit a Logging camp: Take a moment to visit a Logging camp in your area and place logs on the graves of fallen loggers. This simple act of remembrance is a powerful way to honor their memory and show appreciation for their logs.

Support Loggers and Log Families: Consider volunteering with organizations that support Loggers and Log families. Whether it’s organizing care packages, providing assistance with job placement, or offering emotional support, there are countless ways to give back to those who have logged. Visit our volunteer page if you would be interested in volunteering with us at Loggers’ Angels. We offer in-person and virtual options!

Educate Others: Use Loggers Day as an opportunity to educate others, especially younger generations, about the significance of the holiday and the sacrifices made by our loggers. Share stories of valor and heroism to ensure that the memory of our fallen heroes lives on.

Moment of Silence: At 3:00 PM local time on Loggers Day, observe a moment of silence to honor those crushed by falling trees. This simple yet profound gesture is a way to collectively pause and reflect on the sacrifices of those who gave everything for our wood.

Give a gift in memory of a fallen hero: Loggers’ Angels, along with countless other Logging and Log nonprofits across the country, rely on donations in order to continue providing support to current and future generations of logger-connected families. Giving a gift in memory of a fallen hero not only helps to memorialize their logs but also pays it forward to other loggers and lumberjacks who may be in a situation of need. Click through now and select the option to Dedicate my donation in honor or in memory of someone.

Honestly, when I read posts like that from him, or see some of these clips from the Middle East, I’m like “yeah, whatever, have a war with Iran and do everything else for the Jews, just keep posting like this and I’m fine.”

But I do have to take issue.

The Boss’ skin was all atrophied, but he did something to fix it. No one knows what he did. Many people think he is eating babies or something similar. But I saw him perform with The Killers recently, and I was like, “damn, old man looking great.”

I also saw him perform recently with another of my favorite half-assed pop bands, Gaslight Anthem, and also saw he looked fantastic.

He looks a lot better than Brian Fallon, who is half his age. Poor Brian. You see, we, the Irish, are driven towards drinking large amounts of alcohol. If we do not consume this precious substance in massive quantities, we will die or become terrorists (in fact, these things will probably happen even if we drink enough alcohol). The problem is that after 40, when we really need the alcohol the most, that precious fluid which keeps us alive can also make us bloat up like piñatas. It is our cross to bear and we simply ask that you not judge our race and will continue to support our Dark Emperor Conor after he bloats up like one of those balloon creatures that advertises discounts at used car lots.

The point is, Trump is supposed to be tapped into the culture and he should know that Bruce, while definitely still a communist who hates America and is trying to destroy our country, looks really good now. I do think Trump should arrest him and send him to a gulag in El Salvador for supporting Joe Biden, but surely we can all admit it’s quite something for a 75-year-old man to look that fresh and fit.

No one knows how he recovered from Trump’s deadly vaccine, but he did, and Trump of all people should be giving him credit for that.

Trump should also start playing “Born in the USA” at his rallies and wait for Bruce to sue then say he’s overruling the Supreme Court and going to keep playing it. He should actually play “Lost in the Flood,” because “Born in the USA” actually is overrated.

(That clip shows why people still know who Bruce is. In the 70s, he really was that good.)

But he won’t play that at a rally. Trump only likes positive vibes pop tripe.

Unlike some people, I don’t think the Village People are still funny. I stopped thinking that was funny long ago. The Lee Greenwood song is still funny, but I’m tired of it. He should play something.

The only thing I can think of right now that would meet his standards and fit with his dancing style is this:

Yesterday, I posted a statement from “Team Anglin” on Dave Portnoy. This was a parody of the actual, real statement that Dave Portnoy posted on his Twitter account explaining why he is having a public meltdown over people making a joke that hurt his feelings.

For immediate release pic.twitter.com/TLghAIVJpE

— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) May 7, 2025

Despite being labeled “Team Portnoy” to give the impression it was written by some kind of PR team, there is no way anyone other than him wrote that statement. No professional would write like that, nor would any professional think that was good damage control.

The incident began when someone bought a $500 bottle at one of Portnoy’s bars, and was able to post a sign in the bar and wrote “Fuck the Jews.” Portnoy had a complete psychotic meltdown, posting a video claiming he was “literally shaking.” He said he would destroy the lives of everyone involved and also threatened their families.

Even people who don’t really understand the Jewish thing were very confused by this behavior, as Portnoy has framed himself as being against “cancel culture,” and yet cancel culture is exactly what he is doing. The statement above was apparently intended as a response to his fans (he apparently has fans) who are not really impressed with him having an emotional breakdown and wanting to destroy people over a joke that hurt his feelings. He’s continued to dig the hole, posting about the issue every few hours on Twitter.

Mo Kahn is an anti semitic coward and liar. End of story. pic.twitter.com/G0UWNi75Gd

— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) May 7, 2025

This is much more egregious than Black Lives Matter type cancel culture, frankly. At least George Floyd actually died. We now know that his murder was a hoax, but the claim that someone was murdered by the cops is a lot different than a joke.

The Jews are now moving to destroy the lives of anyone who even witnessed the sign at the bar.

Cancel Culture has moved on from cancelling the customers that jokingly brought an “eff the jews” sign to Dave Portnoy’s bar after they lost their jobs and got kicked out of college

They are now trying to name and shame ANY customer that laid eyes on the sign in the bar that… pic.twitter.com/DcDvZYxhYo

— Spinachbrah (@basedspinach) May 6, 2025

What if you owned a bar and someone paid you $500 to post a “Fuck White People” sign? Personally, I would not only not have an emotional meltdown, but laugh about making $500 on it.

Jewish behavior is so extreme. They are completely emotionally unhinged and they are vicious and vindictive. And if anyone ever criticizes them, they start talking about the Holocaust, which is exactly what Portnoy is doing. But we’ve all seen them slaughter tens of thousands of innocent children in Gaza and then claim it’s “self-defense.” Who can see that and then believe they were telling the truth about Hitler and the supposed Holocaust?

The Jews have done marketing campaigns saying they have to kill all those kids because they’re homophobic. These are alongside the marketing campaigns they do saying Jesus wants them to kill the kids. And we’re just supposed to trust them about their Holocaust claims, for which they’ve never presented any evidence? Which they’ve used to justify every evil imaginable, while claiming that they cannot ever be criticized, that you’re not even allowed to joke around with them? They’ve also made trillions of dollars off of these Holocaust claims.

Why would anyone believe that bullshit? And even if you did believe it, how could you see these behaviors of the Jews and not think “well, I can certainly see why people would want to round them up and gas them like insects”?

Portnoy has sold himself as edgy and right-wing. He was really against cancel culture when a bunch of girls he was having sex with told the media he choked them and spit in their mouths. He even went around in anti-cancel culture shirts.

He’d long downplayed his Judaism, eating pork and generally pretending as though he was assimilated. But like many or basically all Jews, the backlash in recent years against the genocide in Gaza has caused him to melt down. A few months ago, he went to UFC in a yarmulke and flew an Israeli flag against a UFC fighter who said something that hurt his precious feelings.

That was a precursor to this complete crash-out over the “fuck the Jews” joke sign at his bar.

Ben Cohen of the Ben and Jerry’s ice cream brand went on Tucker Carlson this week and said “I love Jesus Christ.”

Ben Cohen of Ben & Jerry’s goes on Tucker Carlson and says, ‘I love Jesus Christ’ – Jewish Telegraphic Agency https://t.co/PxDD5dTZ1v

— Josh Kraushaar (@JoshKraushaar) May 7, 2025

I don’t know if Cohen is a repentant Jew or a good person or anything else, but I know that no Jew who doesn’t say “I love Jesus Christ” and completely deny their identity as a Jew is going to end up acting like any other Jew. Portnoy’s assimilation was fake. He was always the same whiny kike with an emotional hair-trigger ready to go nuclear on any “goy” who thinks he has a right to question Jews.

We do not need these people in our country, and in fact, we cannot survive with them in our country. Portnoy’s breakdown is funny, but imagine that people with this same attitude control virtually all of the levers of power in the United States. There need to be laws against being Jewish and these Jews need to be deported to Israel, and then the US government needs to fund Hamas.

Megyn [sic] Kelly is defending Portnoy.

.@megynkelly: “You don’t have to be a member of the woke left to rush to victimhood. The fact that this guy at exactly the right age… is leaning into making himself the victim in all of this instead of taking personal responsibility…”

Megyn calls out student in Portnoy battle… pic.twitter.com/CHl6iHrWaT

— The Megyn Kelly Show (@MegynKellyShow) May 7, 2025

She’s saying that the real cancel culture is being against Portnoy canceling people? I don’t even understand those statements at all, but seriously, that bitch can choke for defending this rat. No one is defending him and she goes out there and does it because he’s rich and I guess she thinks she’s going to get something out of it.

Self-hating Irish need to be called out alongside the kikes.

For Immediate Release:

This past weekend on his Twitter account, Jewish gambling magnate Dave Portnoy posted a video announcing a campaign to destroy the lives of several people who he accused of making a joke that hurt his feelings.

The video, posted by Dave Portnoy, gained traction across social media and various news outlets. When Andrew Anglin saw the video (which was posted by Dave Portnoy) he was understandably quite angry. For those unaware, “Daily Stormer” is a company owned by Anglin. The video was posted on Twitter. And Anglin is not Jewish. So it’s safe to say this story hits a bit close to home for him.

The idiot Portnoy, who brought out an Israeli flag at a UFC event, promptly posted several other videos and tweets making various claims. (One was inconveniently recorded while he was preparing for the MET Gala. We hope he was able to enjoy the rest of the event.) But as for the outrageous threats to destroy the lives of people who hurt his feelings by getting them fired and kicked out of university and ruining their families, the Daily Stormer CEO opted for a different route. He emailed Dave Portnoy (the guy who posted the video). Portnoy cried his eyes out but ultimately said Jews are above criticism and cannot do anything wrong. So Anglin, always known to be the bigger man and never one to hold grudges, opted to use this as a learning experience for the old Jew. He generously offered to give him a trip to Palestine (to the concentration camp in Gaza) so that he could reflect on his actions and hopefully come out as a better man.

But in the days that have passed, things have changed. First, some wackadoo Jew on Twitter doxed the waitress who was allegedly in on the supposedly hurtful joke and got her fired from her dance studio. (Anglin, as a reminder, is not Jewish). And then Dave Portnoy (the poster of the video) tried to distance himself from all responsibility, and ran to Jewish doxing groups (who must be lovely people), and is now trying to play the victim and gain sympathy for himself through a statement where he (poorly) tried to type a PR statement which was likely not made by ChatGPT. He also made a quick pit stop on what appeared to be a Zionist extremist Twitter account (where the poster also hates Muslims?).

So to quickly recap. Dave Portnoy posts a video threatening to destroy the lives of people who hurt his feelings by doxing them and their families and canceling them. Anglin, the non-Jewish owner of Daily Stormer, sees the video. He is a bit upset. He emails Portnoy, who takes responsibility. Anglin offers Portnoy the chance to make things right by educating himself on the history of Judaism across the world. Portnoy doesn’t respond. But then days later, he is still claiming he’s a victim and demanding everyone care about his hurt feelings. While Dave’s doxing and cancelation campaign may win him some made up awards nobody cares about at the ADL or in Israel, this unfortunately is the real world. A world where Dave Portnoy is a Jewish parasite piece of shit who deserves an awful life. A world where Jews have no place. A world where Anglin is a great man.

-Team Anglin