US – Daily Stormer https://dailystormer.in The Most Censored Publication in History Sat, 13 Sep 2025 15:12:49 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.8.11 Definitive Proof Charlie Kirk Assassination was AI Deepfake https://dailystormer.in/definitive-proof-charlie-kirk-assassination-was-ai-deepfake/ Sat, 13 Sep 2025 13:36:54 +0000 https://dailystormer.in/?p=688204 WARNING TO READERS:

Honestly, I’m really bored of this Charlie Kirk situation. I want to watch the Tucker Carlson interview with Sam Altman and write about that. I just read a book about him that says he raped his sister and is a cult leader, and I’m really a lot more interested in that than this ongoing Israel bullshit, of which Charlie Kirk is a part.

I would like to say this will be the final word, but it won’t be, because as you’ll see, our society is going to drastically change as a result of the lunatic emotional hysteria over Kirk’s death.

Hopefully, now that the dust has settled, we can all sit down and have a serious conversation about the voice of a generation of young and upcoming Zionist shills dying tragically. The headline is, unfortunately, not representative of the content herein. A better name for the post would have been “Charlie Kirk: A New Pearl Harbor.”

We just need a sitrep. Or, most people apparently do. I don’t, because this was all obvious to me when it happened, but a lot of people got all flustered by the video of the shooting.

Firstly, we should note that the alleged killer was caught, and it appears to be some kind of “evil twin” type situation:

Anyway, he’s an anarcho-tranny leftist or a fascist Trump supporter groyper furry or whatever. Who knows. Who cares.

It pretty much looks like an acceptable “lone gunman” situation, though he was on Discord with someone, meaning it could have been instigated by someone. I wouldn’t really be totally surprised if the feds set this up, for reasons I’ll get to later.

I saw people accusing Israel of being responsible and kind of laughed. That sounded ridiculous, but it is awesome that now any time anything happens, everyone is just like “well, it must be the Jews again!” Bibi Netanyahu has been going around, doing a full press media tour about how he was Charlie’s best friend and he was the best friend of Israel and this was basically another attack on Israel. So clearly Bibi is exploiting the situation. But I don’t really think that means he did it. Charlie was the only popular pro-Israel young conservative. Apparently Ben Shapiro is saying he’s going to replace Kirk as leader of TPUSA, which really does not help Israel. That is going to be a complete mess: Shapiro, surrounded by Mossad agents, with snipers on the rooftops, doing “prove me wrong” on campus is going to make people hate Jews way more than they do now.

But yeah, don’t get mad at me: I’m open to conspiracy theories, if those seem to become more likely as more information comes out, but the “official story” currently seems to provide a sufficient explanation: “young guy who grew up in Utah around guns started getting into leftist stuff on the internet, and like all young men in America, was emotionally unstable, and planned what amounted to a very easy assassination.”

With that out of the way, I guess I need to start with making it clear, again: I’m not “celebrating” Kirk’s death. That would of course be “ghoulish” as many, many, many have noted. What I am not going to do is pretend I feel really sad about this, and that it’s really such a horrible and awful tragedy this guy that everyone hated while he was alive getting assassinated really means a lot to me. I understand you are getting spammed with his photos of his kids.

I was especially moved by his wife telling someone to record her crying over his casket and then post it online.

Very normal, to have someone film a close-up of you crying over your dead husband’s corpse so people can post it with emojis online. “Hey, I’m going in to mourn, come film it and make sure to really get up in there with the closeup, normal people like this and will want to post it with emojis on the internet,” said she. I’m sure this is emotionally moving and very normal to normal people.

But listen, dude. I am also not going to act like all the people screaming and crying about this don’t look like babies, or that the emotionalism and moralizing I’ve seen over the last few days doesn’t disgust me. I think it’s shameful. No one thinks people should get shot or whatever, but come on. Man-up. Saying “ghoulish” is not a magical incantation that means everyone has to throw a fit and moralize over someone no one even liked getting shot. You don’t have permission, as an adult man, to get all whiny about this and moralize people.

I’m against killing people, I didn’t “celebrate” Kirk’s death, and I have respect for his kids and his freak exploitation wife and blah blah blah. I’m not going to accept that I’m a bad person for not really caring because you used the “ghoul” incantation against me.

But come on, look at this:

You’re upset I’m calling these people faggots?

If you’re going to have an emotional breakdown, you should have an emotional breakdown over the implications of this clear plan by the establishment to turn Charlie Kirk into a saint because he got shot. He was not a saint. Whether alive or dead, he was a totally poisonous figure who I doubt any of my readers agreed with on much of anything.

The pedophile journalist and friend of the site Michael Tracey has a good analysis up about who Charlie Kirk actually was, where he also takes the position that telling people “it’s too soon” to talk about who Kirk actually was is childish and dumb and doesn’t serve the public interest but is rather an emotional manipulation campaign by people who aren’t really particularly interested in what Kirk stood for but rather only interested in promoting this new narrative that Trump should use leftist style authoritarianism to blame “the left” as a movement for Kirk’s death. He says that Kirk was a scumbag shill, and getting shot doesn’t change that. Which is true.

The narrative from the right is daunting, with Trump in his video paying tribute to Kirk using the opportunity to call for some kind of unspecified crackdown, which we can only assume means even more egregious restrictions on speech and more military and militarized cops everywhere. There is a huge astroturf campaign to do the exact same thing the left did to the right when they claimed that “speech causes violence,” and therefore “speech is violence,” and therefore free speech shouldn’t exist.

Here’s a Republican Congressman saying he’s going to use government authority to get everyone banned from the internet for life if they don’t like Charlie Kirk:

Anna Paulina Luna, who you may remember masturbating to as she babbled incoherently about “interdimensional creatures” on the Joe Rogan show a few weeks ago, was calling up and threatening every tech company to take down messages critical of Kirk, and she says they all complied.

Although I really enjoyed masturbating to the show, this bitch is literally retarded. She was barely making it through Joe’s softball questioning about the nature of these interdimensional creatures she claims to have evidence exist.

You have retards and women fronting for a huge Jewish agenda to vastly transform America.

You might be fat and stupid enough to think “oh but I want to shut down the left like they shut down us,” but are you really fat and stupid enough to believe that this won’t just mean “silencing criticism of Israel”? If you are that stupid, you should probably just do fentanyl and play video games, because you are not fit to participate in society. Of course any crackdown on “the far left” in America is going to be about shutting down criticism of the Jews. It’s not going to be about stopping trannies. Kirk himself was pro-tranny.

He viewed it as one of his main goals to transform “Christian conservatism” into a virulently pro-homosexual movement, and he was constantly on tour with various “gay conservatives,” including “right-wing trannies.”

The Republicans don’t care about stopping trannies.

It wasn’t that long ago that Trump was saying he was going to make universities stop being woke, then the entire thing – literally, the entire thing – turned out to be about shutting down criticism of Israel. And because conservatives are fat retards, they cheered it on, as the government literally took over the curriculums of universities, outlawing criticism of Israel and Jews.

Post-Kirk is big post-911 energy.

I am not saying it’s going to be as extreme as the post-9/11 crackdowns, but they are going to do a whole bunch more anti-free speech stuff, a whole bunch more stuff with expanding the cops. At some point, there is going to be an announcement that “ICE isn’t just about immigrants.” I can promise you that. This massive army is not being built up in the US to deport immigrants. Trump’s administration is still failing to meet Obama’s numbers, they don’t really have that much interest in deportations, and they’re building an internal military force, to be bigger than all other federal law enforcement organizations combined.

If the government wants to do things you don’t like, they have to make it look like they are doing things you do like. I still don’t really understand how that is complicated to anyone. But when they’re talking about “ideas kill people” and it’s time to crack down on ideas and they’re building a massive internal militarized fed cop force, and releasing the military on the streets – this is not going to go somewhere you will enjoy.

And yet, the government and influencers are demanding the government “do something” to ensure no one ever gets shot again?

What does a world where “no one can ever be killed again” look like, I wonder? Seems like you would really need a lot of spying and cops, no? Some kind of, you know, like, AI control grid? To predict human behavior? Like, an AI Patriot Act, maybe?

I think “wow faggot, a world where no one dies?” should be the normal response here. But we appear to be caught in a storm. A gay storm of baby tears.

It’s all ridiculous and it’s boring. And it’s unstoppable, which makes it that much more boring. The masses of people really are goyim, and all the government has to do is trigger them emotionally, and they will do whatever.

As I said, I don’t really think the Kirk assassination was a conspiracy, but when I see all of these government officials, all of these influencers, all getting on board, saying it’s time to crack down on dangerous ideas, I can understand how someone would think that. And I’m not really dismissive of the idea.

Here’s the thing: the technology exists now to create a total AI control grid. The government is going to do whatever they have to do to get this implemented in America. They will do things to make it happen, and they will exploit whatever happens. But you have all seen that Donald Trump is an old man barely holding it together, and the administration is run by Israel and Silicon Valley, and you can just go look at what these people are saying they want to do.

Anyway. I’m gonna go watch the Altman interview. Because that is more important to me.

To end on a more positive note, I just want to say that I understand a lot of people really experienced an emotional reaction to the Kirk shooting, and I just want you all to know that I think you are gay little babies who need to grow the fuck up. Seriously. It’s embarrassing. If you can’t handle seeing someone get shot without feeling the need to throw a fit and start whining and moralizing and talking about how “it wasn’t just the shooter responsible for the shooting,” you are not an adult and you are always going to do more harm than good. You’re not a revolutionary, bro. You’re not even a man.

On an even more positive note: Whatever. I don’t care.

This one goes out to Charlie:

]]> Jeez, You’d Have Thought They Assassinated Bob Hope https://dailystormer.in/jeez-youd-have-thought-they-assassinated-bob-hope/ Thu, 11 Sep 2025 13:04:51 +0000 https://dailystormer.in/?p=688121

Look, guys.

I’m not going to recant anything about saying Charlie Kirk is a shitbag, and I don’t really care he’s dead. I never said he deserved it, or that killing people is good, or whatever. But I just really don’t understand what the difference is between him dying and Ben Shapiro dying, and the whole thing just really didn’t seem like that big of a deal.

So. No. I’m not apologizing for not caring, and I’m not retracting the statements saying “I don’t know what you people thought was going to happen, of course political violence was going to get worse, what other possible option existed?”

Further, I’m not going to retract the fact that to me, all the people whining about this sort of looked like complete pussies, and that it feels like anyone who has gotten really upset about this didn’t have any real understanding of the stakes, and that this is the epitome of “first world problems.”

Further, I’m not going to go through my own personal experiences with violence, as it doesn’t really matter, and it would sound like I was trying to sound like I’m some kind of badass, which is not really how I view myself. But I guess I can just say that I’ve lived in countries where people get killed, and no one has a freakout.

And even further, I’m not going to retract the statement of fact that if you inject yourself into public narratives where you’re publicly calling for mass death, as Charlie Kirk did when he cheered on and went around publicly promoting the genocide in Gaza, that you aren’t inserting yourself into something that is very serious, and you should really be obligated to understand the gravity of that.

If there is one thing I am willing to concede, it is that people do this all the time in America, go around promoting mass killings, and don’t expect to get shot over it, and I don’t think it is necessarily something they should expect.

But wow. Having read the responses to this. I feel completely and totally out of touch here.

What I have seen, however, is that people are having a really, really serious emotional reaction to Charlie Kirk getting assassinated. Like, I read Twitter, and people are having emotional breakdowns, freaking out, calling for some kind of Super Patriot Act to hunt down supposed enemies of… Zionism? I mean, they’re saying “enemies of America,” but is Charlie Kirk, the “America is an idea but Israel is a real country” guy really representative of America? Because he had a flag in his bio or whatever?

I just can’t believe how emotional people are getting, and it is definitely not proportionate to the amount of love they had for Charlie Kirk when he was alive. I guess it’s a martyr situation, or whatever. But I mean, jeez. Is it really that big of a deal? And were people somehow not expecting this sort of thing?

I don’t have this emotional investment. Maybe I’m a psychopath. I don’t really think I am. I think it’s more just, you know, people die all the time? We’ve all seen a lot of videos of people dying? I don’t know what to say, because I don’t understand where these emotions are coming from.

This is the vibe I’m seeing from these accounts, most of which are ostensibly run by adult men:

Let hey, bro. Chill. It was just Charlie Kirk.

All of this emotion is totally embarrassing.

It’s not great.

At time of writing, there is still no suspect. But people are assuming it is some left-winger. I think most people seem to be assuming it is a tranny. But what they are calling for is giving the government, the cops, new dictatorial powers. It’s a 9/11 type thing, where people are saying “please take my freedoms to protect me.” And it looks very whiny and pathetic to me. I’m looking at these tweets and it’s like, yo, man-up, bro. Relax. Sometimes people get shot in the neck and blood squirts out everywhere. That’s part of the adult world.

Right now, the Trump administration is building up this internal army in the form of ICE, and much worse, he is making these deals with Palantir. There were various social media accounts calling for Palantir to be “unleashed” on illegal immigrants. Now it’s calls for the entire power of the federal government, including our militarized law enforcement and Palantir, to be “unleashed” on “the left.”

How did that work out when the full force of the state was unleashed on “international terrorism”? Did that work out good for you? Did it work out good for the country?

To all of you having this emotional reaction: I admit, I do not understand what you’re going through. It seems to be very difficult. I don’t understand or respect that, but I can accept that it is what it is. But please. Relax. And think about what it is you are calling for. Look at this massive movement of all of these social media accounts demanding the federal government be unleashed on the public. Does it feel maybe a bit artificial? I mean, even if you’re feeling it, are you able to see how maybe there is something a bit nefarious going on here?

Can we think maybe just one step ahead here, and consider maybe what the consequences of giving intelligence agencies, paramilitary law enforcement, and private military contractors the ability to “hunt down domestic terrorists” might turn out perhaps not so good? Maybe it could in fact be like, the worst possible thing imaginable?

There’s also the possibility that they’re going to tell you Iran killed Charlie Kirk. Who knows the likelihood. But whether it is “domestic terrorism” or just a redux of the “Islamic terror” threat, it seems like we should probably all just relax and just allow for the prosecution of the individual or individuals responsible, instead of going into lunatic memes invented by the left about “stochastic terrorism”?

I’m just really not so sure we can trust these Jews that run the US government, quite frankly.

But hey. Honestly, I don’t even know why I’m bothering writing this. I guess just for my own conscience. Because I can already see where this is going. It’s all very clearly laid out. Whether it goes with “domestic terror” or “Islamic terror,” the entire right-wing is begging to surrender their freedom to a brutal Jewish police state apparatus ostensibly run by this White House that is co-owned by Israel and Silicon Valley. That is going to happen, for the same reason the “war on terror” happened, for the same reason “coronavirus” happened. Because the masses of people will just go along with whatever.

For the record, it’s clear now that the shooting was done by some kind of government asset for this exact purpose of whipping everyone into a frenzy. I didn’t realize the kind of frenzy that was going to be whipped up, or I would have called that immediately.

Anyway. Whatever. I guess I hope you enjoy your experience with these dark forces you are calling upon. And after all, who knows? Maybe the US federal government are the good guys this time and they’re really going to help you stop trannies or Islamofascism or whatever? Could be. Could be.

Screenshot this I guess so you can come back and mock me after giving over massive new powers to the government results in a great outcome, where your stupid woman emotions are satisfied after Israel and Peter Thiel build you a utopia where no one ever gets shot with a gun again.

Because that’s the goal, right? You whining fucking faggots? A world where no one can ever get shot with a gun?

]]> Charlie Kirk May Have Lost His Status as “One of the Most Men Alive,” But Will be Remembered as an Evil Villain https://dailystormer.in/charlie-kirk-may-have-lost-his-status-as-one-of-the-most-men-alive-but-will-be-remembered-as-an-evil-villain/ Thu, 11 Sep 2025 05:02:13 +0000 https://dailystormer.in/?p=688187
No wonder the shooter missed his face

Apparently, seeing some guy get shot in the neck is traumatizing for many people. I don’t really know why, given the level of desensitization we’ve all experienced. I mean, it really seems kinda nuts, the fact that this is being considered such a big deal.

I really would have preferred if the Yankees would have held a moment of silence for Iryna Zarutska, a brutal murder victim who wasn’t trying to destroy my country for the Jews.

But okay.

The thing here is, Charlie Kirk was playing a game which he apparently didn’t understand the stakes of. When you are involved in politics, and you are out there encouraging wars and celebrating killings, you are voluntarily involving yourself in a game where people die. To imagine that you are able to work to get untold numbers of people killed by promoting the mass murder machine, and yet somehow never have to worry about that coming back on you, is totally confusing and deranged.

He was promoting and celebrating the deaths of people all around the world, mostly Israel’s enemies, but others as well, and the idea that a person can do that without understanding they are making themselves a target is obscene.

Personally, I used to get death threats from Ukrainians all the time. It was not something that offended me, as it just seemed like something that would obviously happen. Obviously, I don’t want to be killed, so I take precautions, but if I ever were killed, I would understand, while bleeding out, that I played the game and knew the stakes and that’s the way the cookie crumbles. I would not expect people to whine about how unfair my death is, because frankly, it wouldn’t really be unfair, would it? If I’m supporting other people dying, which I certainly have been during the Ukraine war, I’ve involved myself and understood the implications. I would hope only that the Russians would vow revenge, which they’ve done for all civilians who have been murdered by Ukrainians.

The crocodile tears over Charlie Kirk’s death from people like washed-up basketball star Barack Obama, Israeli dictator Bibi Netanyahu and bulbous forced meme Nick Fuentes are truly repulsive.

I agree that how we respond to this moment is important. I wouldn’t include “watershed” or “profound” in that sentence. But if you respond like a faggot, you look like a faggot, and people will think you’re a faggot.

People die, bro. Sometimes they get shot in the neck and blood squirts out like a fountain. It’s not really that big of a deal, and if the person is a sickening shill for the Jews, it might actually be sort of hilarious. Not hilarious to me of course because I’m a really good person and I want everyone on the internet to know that I’m a really good person who is really upset when anyone dies. But some other people might find it hilarious.

Charlie Kirk was one of the single most fiendish men working in American cultural manipulation. His evil acts go far beyond being literally the only non-Jew under 50 promoting the super-hardline Zionist narratives like “there are no starving Gazans, it’s a staged hoax” and “Israel has never targeted civilians.” Like, literally no one says that sort of stuff anymore, and hasn’t in like a year, and he was out there just reading Netanyahu press releases as fact every single day.

But let’s go back a bit. Much has been said about Kirk’s advocacy for using sanctions to force people in Africa to have gay sex.

But at the same time, he was aggressively attempting to manipulate the American right-wing young into accepting homosexuality as compatible with Christian values. He brought all kinds of homosexuals into his “Turning Points USA” group and promoted them and would berate people who claimed this was against Christian values.

Bizarrely, while for most Israel shills, the tranny issue is the only thing they really stand hard against, Kirk said that he is fine with trannies, he just doesn’t want non-binaries. “There are two genders, pick one” he said, telling trannies just to stick to classic trannyism instead of believing there is a “gender spectrum.”

That is notably much further than the likes of Bari Weiss or Ben Shapiro have ever gone on the tranny issue. Typically, these Israeli agents decide, “well, we can’t just only talk about Israel all the time, so we need some other issue,” and choose the tranny thing. Kirk couldn’t stick to that.

He was a key proponent of the idea that “America is an idea” and not a real country. Here he is speaking in Israel in 2019 saying that America is just “ideas,” but that Israel is a real country because it is holy.

At one point, he called for fifty million “legal” immigrants. He also invented the “staple green cards to diplomas” meme.

I believe that was in 2020. I don’t know if he backed down on that, maybe he did, but he never apologized for it.

Literally, this man’s entire career was about manipulating American Christian values, flipping them on their head, coercing people to believe the opposite of what right-wingers have always believed. At least, that was his main goal before October 7th, at which point he pretty much just only talked about Israel and how we have to support them genociding Gazans or we will have Sharia Law in America.

Oh, and he was supporting all of those other wars too. Most recently, he was spamming Twitter about how great it was Trump blew up that boat he said was a drug boat without any evidence, praising the Cuban spy Marco Rubio as a hero for killing these randos as part of a plan for regime change in Venezuela.

And of course he was promoting regime change in Iran.

The one war he was actually against was the Ukraine war. Some people are now saying a Ukrainian could have assassinated him, and that is actually possible. It seems more likely it was a tranny or an intelligence agency who is going to blame it on Iran. It’s possible that it doesn’t matter who it was, they will just blame Iran.

People are calling it “ghoulish” to celebrate Kirk’s death, and I suppose celebrating anyone’s death could be considered “ghoulish.” But getting assassinated doesn’t somehow make you a good person, regardless of what you did in life. We’re all of course against political violence for some reason no one has really explained and have to keep saying that, so of course I too must say “I am so against political violence for some reason,” but America is better off without Charlie Kirk. And he is going to be really, really hard to replace. Again, I cannot think of any non-Jew under the age of fifty who is willing to go around talking about “Israel is our greatest ally, they’re fighting Hamas over there so we don’t have to fight a Hamas invasion of America, there aren’t any war crimes, the food blockades are a hoax, no one is starving, most moral army.” He was on the level of Sean Hannity. You don’t see anyone else doing that.

But no, I don’t feel sad Charlie Kirk died, and I’m not going to post some social signally thing about “oh woe is me, political violence, oh the horror, can’t we just vote for change???”

You can post six million pictures of his wife and kids. I’m not doing the bit with the rest of these people.

A New Era of Political Violence?

I’m not the only one who’s been saying that because democracy is a totalitarian system where the public has no ability to petition grievances – they just tell you to vote for one of two parties that are basically the same – if there are significant grievances that people want petitioned, when they realize these grievances cannot be petitioned, they are going to start shooting and blowing things up. Actually, I think pretty much everyone with any basic comprehension of human realities has been saying that.

Because it is something inevitable, there is no real way to assign any kind of value judgement to it. You can say “violence is bad,” which seems childish and without any intrinsic meaning. You can certainly say “I wish it wouldn’t have come to this,” but again, it was always going to come to this. Democracy can work if people don’t have any real grievances, if you give them a job and a house and a car and a wife and a dog. They will not think very much about the government. But as soon as things get hard for people, when people get frustrated, and they realize that they have literally no ability to use the system to change anything, they are going to become violent.

Now you have the Luigi thing. You have this Charlie Kirk thing. Who knows how bad it is going to get, but it’s obvious that there isn’t going to be less political violence going forward.

It feels a bit like complaining about the weather. It’s hard to really know what else to say.

In terms of the political implications, yes, I think it will lead to more police state type measures, but then more police state type measures will lead to more violence by random individuals. A police state can’t really stop that. Maybe a Palantir pre-crime system can stop some of it, but the more you push on people with these kinds of openly tyrannical measures, the more people are going to feel they’ve no opinions, and the more violent they are going to become.

I’m sure there are a lot of simulations about how this will all work, but the simulations are mostly going to be done by companies that are trying to sell physical and digital police state equipment to the government.

I think it’s safe to say that it’s not going to be a very fun time. Beyond that, predictions are difficult.

]]> Homosexual Rights Activists Panic After Genocide Promoter Charlie Kirk’s Neck Gets Blown Open [UPDATE: Nigga be Dead] https://dailystormer.in/homosexual-rights-activists-panic-after-genocide-promoter-charlie-kirks-neck-gets-blown-open/ Wed, 10 Sep 2025 05:50:38 +0000 https://dailystormer.in/?p=688174 UPDATE:

It was very obvious from the shooting video he was dead, but for whatever reason they took hours to announce it. They’ve confirmed it now.

Bari Weiss, who I’ve been smashing on the side, just text me and told me Bibi wants everyone to post this song in remembrance of Charlie:

Original article follows.

At first I was like:

But then a few hours later, I was just like:

Mass immigration activist, genocide defender, and international homosexual enforcer Charlie Kirk just got his neck blown out in Utah.

He was just like “well there are only two genders so if you’re going to be a tranny just be a tranny not non-binary and we have to really stop these drug cartels because of the narcoterrorism but we need the immigrants from India for the tech sector – prove me wrong” and then it was like “BLEGH!” and his carotid artery just opens up and starts squirting blood like an old-fashioned water pump.

It’s really sad someone would get their neck blown out like that. I feel such sad feelings when I feel these sad feelings in my heart.

Charlie Kirk, known to his friends as “Chucky K,” was a staunch defender of Jews, immigrants, and spreading homosexuality in Africa.

He BOOM’d Botswana with anal sex, then someone BOOM’d his throat open.

This is so scary and terrible, and many homosexual activists are expressing their sentiments of love on social media platforms.

“One of the most horrific things”? Been catching any of those Gaza vids, breh? A war Charlie Kirk supported?

What goes around comes around, ey? That includes bullets, nah?

“We need Jesus to keep people from killing people who force the blacks to do anal on each other” might sound like a confusing sentiment, but only if you’re not American. Americans find this very normal.

I doubt anyone is going to fix that hole in Charlie Kirk’s neck, so probably if people want to help out, they should send cases of tissues to Nick Fuentes, who is so sad because violence is so bad and scary and no behavior should ever have consequences.

No one should shoot anyone and blah blah blah. But hey, cry me a river. No, wait, don’t cry me a river. Nick Fuentes’ tears are already causing global flooding, threatening the crops and eroding our beaches.

I kid, I kid.

But frankly, it really doesn’t seem to me that many people are actually taking seriously the realities we are facing in this country, and the troubles that are coming down the pipe. America has been killing people all over the world for many decades, while creating an utterly poisonous culture at home, and obviously, the only way this could ever end was in blood and fire.

Personally, I don’t care Charlie Kirk got shot.

He’s an evil person, he devoted his life to supporting evil all over the world, and things come back around.

If violence bothers you, and you have an emotional breakdown over a video of some global terrorist supporter getting shot, you should probably go slink away somewhere and keep your head down. Cover your head with a blanky.

There are going to be shootings, there is going to be shit a lot worse than that. America put itself in a position where there was no possible outcome other than violence.

I’m against it! Okay? Yes, I think Charlie Kirk getting shot is sort of hilarious, but I don’t support it and am really against all sorts of violence. But seriously. Grow the fuck up.

What did you think was going to happen?

This isn’t an isolated event, it is the beginning of a new era where feelings of hopelessness and helplessness are maxed out, where all kinds of different people decide that there is no recourse other than violence.

Please note this just happened a couple days ago:

That “Ukraine” woman didn’t devote her life to promoting a genocide in Palestine, pushing for mass immigration into America, starting wars all over the world, or forcing African people to have gay sex. And she got a lot less outpouring of emotion than Charlie Kirk.

In terms of this particular thing: they haven’t announced Kirk is dead yet, though having your carotid opened up like that is something you really have to fix quickly. I would think he’s probably dead. But maybe there was medical staff close by. Who knows? Who cares? I don’t care.

I will say that I am worried that if Charlie doesn’t pull through, Sharia Law will conquer America.

]]> BREAKING: Epstein was Walking on the Wild Side, Went Full Jungle Mode https://dailystormer.in/breaking-epstein-was-walking-on-the-wild-side-went-full-jungle-mode/ Wed, 03 Sep 2025 22:00:27 +0000 https://dailystormer.in/?p=688111
Jeffrey Epstein pictured in 2003, recruiting hoes for his Mossad sex ring

So-called “survivors” of Jeffrey Epstein’s prostitution ring, AKA former professional hookers who are looking for a payday because their sugar daddy turned out to be a Mossad agent and it was a big news story, gave a press conference demanding more and more and more money.

Their claim is that although they were professional prostitutes, it was abuse to hire them for their services, because… I’m not really clear on the reasoning, frankly. Some of them are claiming that they were “miners,” but none of these women look like they’ve worked a day in their lives, let alone hard labor in the mines. I think these skanks would probably have a panic attack playing Minecraft as it is too close to actual work.

Hookers are the laziest people on earth. As a global rule, an hour with a hooker is approximately the cost of one week of minimum wage (after taxes). So in most of the third world (excluding black countries), that’s somewhere between $40 and $100 USD. In America, it’s about $250. It’s good money. In fact, it’s insane money for a woman with no skills at all. Obviously, due to the nature of the work, they don’t work 40 hour weeks at that rate, but if they’ve got three or four clients a day, in America that would be $5,000 a week, $240,000 a year. That’s without all the scams they run on their customers, getting extra money, gifts, college tuition, free cocaine, and on and on. A talented hooker can make a clean mil a year in the US, literally for laying on her back and pretending to be friendly. This is not what I would classify as a “victim.”

Of course, Epstein’s girls were in a whole other league, working for a shady Mossad billionaire, making ungodly amounts of money. But if there’s one thing I’ve learned about women, they will spend all the money they have, then do anything (and I mean anything) to get more money. So these hoes are now organizing to demand more money from Epstein’s estate, saying they were “victims” of their generous employer.

That’s all to be expected. Women gonna wom.

What was not expected is that the leader of these hoes is a straight-up jungle-ass negress. She is the leader of the “disgruntled money-seeking retired hooker cartel” going around the media demanding the money.

I’m not surprised they put a black woman in charge. They’re aggressive and especially good at making demands. This is effectively an “I need to speak to the manager” type situation, and certainly that white bitch to her left giggling about the whole thing can’t go out there and act all angry that she didn’t get paid enough for her pussy. The road dog on the far right would likely be the second best demander-in-chief.

Anyway, I’m not saying that black bitch is bad. Honestly, I’d hit it – if she was 14! Not now, obviously. Black might not crack, but it does droop, if you know what I’m saying. I think you know what I’m saying.

Anyway, this is a really big revelation, that Epstein was taking a walk on the wild side and going jungle mode. I actually have even more respect for him now, and I already respected the shit out of the guy. He was a top boss. A real high roller. I’m not saying I agree with blackmailing everyone for the Mossad, but game recognize game, and Jeff was maxing it out. He was running guns and doing all kinds of other shit too, you know. He was a top boss.

I can picture me, Jeff, and DMX on a pimped out private plane running hookers to a secret location in the south of France. Me and X think it’s just a regular hoe job, and then I overhear Jeff on the phone talking with the Mossad and I alert X and he goes full Dog Mode when he realizes the Jews are running the whole thing. He pulls out his Glock and cocks it and then looks at me and I just nod and he throws me the Glock then pulls out another one and it’s just like:

We take over the plane and throw Jeff out, CIA style. X asks me: “Dawg, I’m just wondering why you shoot a man fore you throwed him out da plane?” and I just give him a hard look and he just nods, as if to say: “Yeah. I feel ya, dawg. That’s some hardcore IRA type shit.”

Then we land with the hoes and tell the billionaire clients “we takin’ over this turf now, these hoes be run by the hood niggas and da Irish now. Y’all got a problem with dat?”

Then all those French pussies would just shake their heads nervously. Then me and X would run Epstein’s entire prostitution ring and turn his mansion in Manhattan into a legit trap house, and use the blackmail ring to control the US in the name of the blacks and the Irish.

]]> Burning Gay Flags is Not Illegal, These People are Just Lying https://dailystormer.in/burning-gay-flags-is-not-illegal-these-people-are-just-lying/ Wed, 27 Aug 2025 09:42:18 +0000 https://dailystormer.in/?p=688066
Personally, I’m on team “Burn them all.”

I mentioned it yesterday, but I didn’t realize the extent to which conservatives are claiming that it is illegal to burn the gay flag. It is definitely not illegal to burn a gay flag. All these cases they are linking of people being charged for defacing a gay flag involved real crimes, specifically theft and vandalism.

Some of these cases have been “enhanced” as hate crimes, with people getting worse charges than they would for stealing a non-gay object and burning it. That is obviously bad. But these people are purposefully trying to deceive people and make them think it is against the law to burn a gay flag.

There are thousands more of these tweets. It’s impossible to find anything on Twitter, I think by design.

This is total scum behavior. Lying on purpose to confuse people in order to push a censorship agenda.

And even if Democrats had made it illegal to burn the gay flag, why would Trump not just write a law legalizing burning gay flags? Why would your argument be “we need to do censorship to match their censorship”? That is a terrible argument and a terrible way of thinking about politics.

Burning the US flag is not really very important in itself. Obviously, I support it, but it might seem too abstract to be relevant. But that isn’t the point. What we saw under Biden and are now seeing under Trump is the government getting more and more involved in censorship of speech. Of course, it was all the way back in 2017 that I was banned from everything. That was, however, “private companies” banning me. I said at the time that if the government was not going to protect my speech, which is what the Constitution says it’s supposed to do, then it wasn’t really any different than the government censoring me. I pointed out that I would have much preferred to pay a fine or do a few months in jail – i.e., receive a government punishment for my speech – than be banned from all internet and financial services for the rest of my life.

Saying “it’s only the government that is allowed to strip you of your freedom of speech” would be like saying “it’s only the government that’s not allowed to murder you.”

There is an entire underlying issue around freedom of speech here, and it is very concerning how conservative commentators are dealing with it.

Matt Walsh is literally saying “I want to take away their freedoms because they took away mine.”

If Trump has all this power, why doesn’t he just restore the banned freedoms?

Switching presidents every 4-8 years and then having them each take away more freedoms, while no one even calls on any of them to restore lost freedoms, is a path to a tyranny where literally everything is illegal.

Matt Walsh is a disgusting worm.

Dare him to shave his face. I dare you to dare him to shave his face.

We all know what is going on under there, and it is not a jawline.

He is a worm pretending to be a human.

Conservative commentators are all worthless garbage. I can understand that they wanted to support Trump because they believe in elections and thought he was better than Joe Brandon. When a candidate is out of power, they can’t do anything anyway, so there is nothing to criticize them over. But after the election is over, your job should then be to criticize Trump when he is doing bad things.

Also, for everyone saying that fat guy got arrested because of Trump’s executive order – that is not how executive orders work and you’re retarded if you think that. He was arrested for starting a fire in a federal park in front of the White House. He could have been burning McDonald’s trash and yelling like that and would have been arrested.

If you thought that every time Trump signs an EO, every single police officer gets an immediate text message like “go look for anyone doing this immediately,” you are just a dumb person. Sorry. You should just be able to work through logically that it doesn’t work that way.

Look. I don’t even live in America and I am not planning to ever go there again. God willing. I’m not worried about being arrested. But I do run an internet website which is accessible in the US. With the way right-wingers are currently hopping on board the censorship train, this site is going to end up being blocked by law in America.

Why is this even a thing? Oh, because you hate gays and blacks and immigrants. Okay, fine. But if they were going to get you to go along with censorship, they would first have to find people you hate, right? Right? They wouldn’t get you to support censorship against people you don’t hate, would they? So they would have to find people you hate and then start agitating you that the censorship was against them, if they wanted you to support censorship.

This isn’t really very confusing or complicated.

As far as Trump’s plan to change the name of the “Department of Defense” back to the “Department of War,” I support it.

I would actually take it a step further, and say it should be changed to “Department of Blowing Up Hospitals and Bombing, Shooting, and Starving Babies for Jews.” If that name, DOBUHABSASBFJ, is too cumbersome, they could also just call it “Department of Jewish Services.”

]]> It’s Just a Fact That Tucker is the Next Leader of MAGA (That is Descriptive Not Prescriptive) https://dailystormer.in/its-just-a-fact-that-tucker-is-the-next-leader-of-maga-that-is-descriptive-not-prescriptive/ Sat, 09 Aug 2025 10:09:14 +0000 https://dailystormer.in/?p=687897

I published a late article about Tucker Carlson being the de facto leader of MAGA after Tucker Carlson got a bunch of backlash. The article was two weeks old, and wasn’t finished. I just published it in the middle of a drama mostly to upset people.

But I don’t really think most people really read what I was saying. I did say it was brave of Tucker to go before TPUSA and talk about Jeffrey Epstein as a Mossad agent and say Israel controls Washington, but I also attacked him a lot and said he’s a very much less than ideal figure. I just also noted that Trump was a much less than ideal figure, as evidenced by his first term and even more by this new hell he is creating.

I’m going to try to keep this here short, so people don’t get confused about what I’m trying to communicate.

When I say “Tucker is the next leader of MAGA,” I am making a descriptive statement rather than a proscriptive recommendation. There is no one else to be the leader of MAGA, and Trump is burning himself out like he got hit with a Jewish space laser.

There is going to be someone who people look to as “the leader.” You might not like that. You might say “I don’t need a leader! I am an individual!” Frankly, if you feel the need to assert that aggressively, it almost certainly is not true. Because if you were that kind of individual, you would know that most people – 99 point something percent – are not that kind of individual. You’d know that from life experience, as an individual observing humans as herd animals. More likely, if you feel the need to assert your lack of a need for a leader, you’re just an anti-social person who didn’t progress emotionally past adolescence.

The overwhelming mass of people need a leader, and they follow them without even thinking about it. When there is no leader, people look around and say “who is the leader??? we need a leader!” That is fundamental human nature. Sorry. You’re just an ape. I am really sorry to tell you this, friend, but you are an ape.

There is no one other than Tucker who can fill the role of the new leader for the MAGA masses. That’s a fact. It’s a description of reality. You can’t name anyone else. There is no one on the public stage, with that profile, who is capable of filling the role.

As far as whether Tucker is a CIA agent… I don’t know, man. Does the CIA want people to think the US is run by Israel? I guess I’d just say “imagine a world where Tucker didn’t exist.” Then ask if that would be a world the CIA would prefer. If he was a CIA agent, it seems they would have him using his charisma to do the Ben Shapiro bit, no? Instead, there are only disgusting people defending the Jews, while the most charismatic guy is attacking them.

And yes, yes, yes. He’s not attacking “the Jews,” he’s attacking Israel, and as I explained in the previous piece, that really is not enough. But hey – it’s a lot better than Trump, isn’t it?

It doesn’t make sense that intelligence agencies want to portray Russia in a good light and Israel in a bad light. That is actually the opposite of what they want to do. So saying they are doing the opposite of the thing they want to do, you need some kind of explanation.

Obviously, there are examples of people attacking the Jews while working for the feds. But these are much smaller people, honeypot type operations. Various “neo-Nazis” and so on. Tucker is the most popular conservative broadcaster ever. So why would the CIA tell him to tell everyone Russia is good and America is controlled by Israel?

Regardless, Tucker has said and done some very stupid things. I don’t think he’s a smart person. I wish there was a better leader. Sorry. There isn’t. And there will be a leader. So, it just is what it is.

Nothing is going to get better, regardless. It’s just not happening. A friend had been describing his father’s medical problems for a couple weeks and then finally showed me his medical exams last week, and I said “well, he’s going to die. You can’t fix this.” I said it just like that, because it was true. I said there was no reason to go to the hospital, really. Just take some select medications, and let him stay home with his family for whatever time he has left.

That is the objective situation with America. And probably, instead of trying to fix it, you should just accept it. Empires fall, and you are in a falling empire, and the only question is how much you are going to suffer.

I personally could give a fuck less. I would rather the US just be nuked into oblivion by the Chinese. I mean that and I’m sorry to my friends and loved ones who still live there, but it just is what it is. I don’t know anyone who lives in New York, LA, Chicago, Atlanta, Miami, etc. anyway. Not that it will be easy for people outside of these cities after the bombs drop. But it won’t be like Fallout. That is just a fun fantasy, not real life.

I was hounded out of the country in the same way I was hounded off of the internet, and I really have no investment in the future of the country.

There’s not really any future I can see where I’m allowed back without all of the major cities being nuked.

I had a dream last night that I met Xi Jinping in a lounge in a high-rise in Shanghai and convinced him to preemptively nuke America, and we watched the inferno on a big screen together and I felt nothing.

]]> “Epstein Client List” is an Unhelpful Bit of Terminology and Presumably a Misnomer https://dailystormer.in/epstein-client-list-is-an-unhelpful-bit-of-terminology-and-presumably-a-misnomer/ Sun, 20 Jul 2025 16:24:34 +0000 https://dailystormer.in/?p=687867
A trove of sex tapes has been confirmed by government officials, but the “client list” is a conspiracy theory. You see how they do these games with words?

Eyyyy. Reporting on Epstein again. The Trump implosion and the Tucker Carlson “everyone in Washington knows America is controlled by Israel” speech got me fired up.

Firstly, a slight correction (not really a “retraction,” but a correction): when I said Epstein was prosecuted by the feds in the mid-2000s before being arrested by the feds in 2019 and charged with the same crimes, I was writing from memory, and was slightly (possibly consequentially) wrong. (Maybe my memory has been blown out, but it was six years ago.) In fact, it was a state conviction. However, part of his plea deal included a non-prosecution agreement (NPA) with the feds. I’m not a lawyer, and this is a very specific question, but my robot says that the NPA is not the same as a conviction and was only with the Florida district, and therefore the 2019 arrest in the Southern District of New York (SDNY) might technically have been legal. This would definitely have been the legal battle Epstein would have fought if the case had gone to court: he would say the NPA from Florida covered all federal districts and the SDNY would say it only covered Florida. According again to my robot, there is literally no precedent as to whether an NPA in one federal district covers other federal districts, so the arrest was certainly questionable and highly unorthodox, but maybe not illegal.

The reason this is relevant is that he obviously died in prison. Furthermore, it appears the feds wanted to raid his house and get the blackmail material from his safe. I still do not quite understand what went on there. My original assertion was that the most likely thing was that some people in American intelligence were not happy with the situation of the Mossad running this Epstein operation in the US, and attempted to thwart it, and somehow the Mossad organized the death of Epstein in federal custody. As I say often, a significant part of my job is to look at all of the information and then try to come up with the most likely explanations for things.

Even if the arrest was not technically illegal because there was no precedent and no one knows whether a federal district NPA holds up in all federal districts, someone in the US government organized a very strange arrest and then presumably someone else killed him in prison. Remember that also in 2019, American-based Jews were organizing color revolution style protests in Israel against Bibi Netanyahu. These protests became more extreme the next year, and continued until October 7, 2023. Bibi repeatedly publicly blamed George Soros for the protests.

You would think that arresting a top Mossad agent in the US would be related to attempts by US Jews to oust Netanyahu. It just appears that this would be obvious. Assuming that the reports were true, and the raid in 2019 uncovered a safe containing hard drives and CD-ROMs with videos of men having sex with underage girls, that trove of blackmail is a kind of “ring of power” type thing.

“Epstein Client List”

I wanted to address something related to the widely alleged claims that Epstein filmed all these rich and powerful people having sex with underage girls: at some point, someone came up with the term “Epstein Client List.” I do not understand the meaning of this piece of language and do not think it is helpful and think that in a strict sense, when Pam Bimbo said “there is no Epstein Client List,” she was being truthful. This slogan-type language leads to an ability for the government and others, potentially involved, to deflect.

If we break down this very popular term, which led to the very popular slogan “release the Epstein Client List,” we have no issue with the word “Epstein,” but both the other words – “Client” and “List” – both seem inaccurate and useless.

First, “Client.” What does that mean? It is a person using the services of someone. This suggests that Epstein was a pimp, which is not what I think he was. He was a Mossad agent offering the service of allowing people to give video of themselves having sex with underage girls to the Mossad, which would then allow them to advance in their career, as they would be marked as a trusted person by powerful Jews.

Just a note here: I used the term “voluntary blackmail,” and some people found this concept confusing. It’s actually not confusing. You’ve all watched crime films that feature corrupt cops, right? Serpico is probably the most famous and maybe the best, but any film or TV show featuring corrupt cops has a scene where the cops are keeping a criminal’s money or taking a bribe and one of the cops wants to be “clean” and refuses to take the cash and the other cops freak out and say he has to take his cut. This is because if he takes the cut, they know he can’t rat them out, because he is a co-conspirator.

(I just spent ten minutes looking for the scene in Serpico where he refuses the money or the one where the other cop asks him “why didn’t you take the money, Frank?” and I don’t think either is online. Anyway, you can just watch the whole movie. It’s good. Though for the record, the real Frank Serpico said “Al Pacino did a great job playing Al Pacino but that’s not me.” I think he mostly meant the unhinged personality, rather than the facts. But for the source material, the book Serpico wrote is also very good and recommended.)

Along with corrupt cops, the old school mafia had the same rule, with members required to commit some crime, often murder, that everyone else in the gang knew about in order to advance in the organization (again, you’ve seen that over and over in movies). And of course the mafia made sure everyone was taking a cut of the criminal money so everyone was implicated in everything, even if they didn’t commit a murder. Meyer Lansky, the Jewish mafia accountant, reportedly said: “The best way to keep a secret is to make sure everyone who knows it is guilty too.”

It’s the exact same concept with Mossad jailbait sex tapes, this “voluntary blackmail.” Obviously, you’re not going to tell politicians and businessmen they have to commit a murder (nb4 “Pizzagate is real”), so you use sexual blackmail, which is very simple and straightforward: you just have the Mossad guy with the cameras in the sex room, you tell people “go see Epstein,” he sends them to the sex room, all of a sudden you’re one of the gang and doors start opening up.

This is just obviously what was going on. No rich person or politician is going to have sex with an underage girl at some obvious spy’s house just because they’re horny. If you’re rich and powerful, and you want to have sex with high school girls, you’ve got a lot of options as to how to accomplish this.

So, with the word “Client,” I suppose he was in a way offering a service, the service of submitting blackmail to the international Jewish cartel. But the word, in this context, obviously implies he was a pimp, which is not what he was. So I don’t think it’s useful.

Then the word “List.” Why would there be a list? He had a safe full of videos. And the claim is that he specifically took the time to write up a list of the names of all the people he had on video? Why would he do that? He would have to keep the list in the safe, because he wouldn’t want someone getting it, and the safe is already full of the tapes themselves.

This slogan “release the Epstein Client List” allows for Pam Bimbo to go out there and say “there is no Epstein Client List,” and have it probably be technically true.

Remember that she had previously said that there were “tens of thousands” of videos of people having sex with “little girls.” James O’Keefe did his spycam thing on her and she told this to some random person at brunch. After O’Keefe emailed her and told her he recorded her saying it, she said it publicly.

Note that O’Keefe has entered “middle-aged Irish decline,” a syndrome where, in middle age, Irishmen become overweight drunks. No, I’m kidding, you don’t have to note that. I noted it, but my instruction for you to take note of it was a joke. (I like James and I believe in brutal Irish nepotism and so defend him, but he does need to be aware of the drinking. I had to convince myself of that. It’s something we all must consider.)

The “Client List” concept is stupid and irrelevant. People should be saying “release the videos.” Obviously you would blur the girls, because the government can’t distribute child porn, and also fags and Indian scammers like Kash Patel claim that releasing the videos would “victimize the girls all over again.” But just blur them. We have the technology to blur out portions of video.

At the very least, someone at the FBI went through and identified everyone in the videos, so they can release the “list” of the names of the people seen in the videos.

People just need to be careful with these slogans. “Epstein Client List” was never a good slogan. Nor was “black book” a very good term. There’s a trove of sex tapes, we don’t need to be talking about obscure and seemingly abstract concepts for the sake of easy slogans.

I will say that “release the Epstein Files” is a better version. But then you have Michael Tracey saying “which files?” as if he can’t understand the concept that we want to know which specific individuals were on video having sex with underage girls. That is the primary issue of interest here.

Another Direction Here?

Here’s something else I’ve been thinking about and wanted to mention: I would wonder how much of this blackmail material would have been in Epstein’s safe, especially given that someone in the Mossad would have presumably known about the raid, given that US intelligence is crawling with Jews who are effectively double agents for Israel. Also, just generally, Epstein had already been arrested once, and he was not a subtle person, so it seems reasonable to assume that after recording the blackmail material, he would immediately hand it off to someone in Mossad, or some of the Jewish billionaires in America who were involved in this.

Like, think about this: if you raided the houses of Epstein, Les Wexner, and Leon Black, where would you be most likely to find the actual blackmail tapes? At least the majority of them? And even then, after the 2019 arrest, you would think either of those Jew billionaires would have had the tapes buried on some farm they own.

Fun fact: these rich people all have various secret Fallout-style bunkers on rural farms. You’re not going to find too much written about that, though you can find snippets (the biggest being the reports on Zuckerberg’s underground complexes in Hawaii), but I can just tell you it’s a matter of absolute fact. I wouldn’t expect anyone to take my word for that, but just think for a second, and try to imagine a scenario in which that would not be true. If you were a billionaire, would you have an underground shelter in some rural locale or no? Seems pretty obvious.

But you could also just bury it in a field. I mean, hiding a box full of hard drives is not really that hard.

The report that there are CD-ROMs with “young [name] with [name]” written on them implies there was at least some blackmail material in the safe. But if it was Bill Clinton or Bill Gates, is that really where you would keep it? In Epstein’s private residence? Of course, Epstein personally would probably want to keep copies, so it’s probable that at least some of it was on his property.

Regardless, closing the investigation is ridiculous. If the DOJ doesn’t have the blackmail tapes, or doesn’t have most of them, then you would expand the investigation.

Donald Trump’s Claim It’s a Democrat Plot

The thing that Donald Trump is running with is that the Democrats fabricated Epstein documents to attempt to smear him. But this would mean that Biden and the Democrats, in a race against Trump, had these files that were designed to damage Trump, and didn’t release them, and then just hoped that after Trump beat Biden in an election, Trump himself would release the documents without reading them. That does not make any sense.

If it was that simple, and Epstein was not Mossad but just a pimp whose services were procured by Donald Trump at some point, or if the Democrats faked files to make it appear that way, Biden could have just released the doctored files. Of course, Biden couldn’t release the files as Epstein wasn’t a pimp but rather a Mossad agent.

What Trump is saying doesn’t make any sense. Although I went through the possiblity that Trump did submit to blackmail in order to secure bailouts from Jewish financiers during his bankruptcies, my gut feeling is that this is not true, because if it was, why would he jump into the fire of becoming president? I think – again, this is just my impression – that Bibi Netanyahu, who has a stranglehold on Trump and the whole US government, ordered Trump not to release these tapes and documents, and now Trump is forced to go on this “just shut up about it” tour that makes him look guilty of sex crimes.

Here’s the thing: having sex with a “miner” is a much lesser offense than enabling the Israelis to continue to control US politics. If Trump were to say “yeah, I did the sex thing, sorry about that, but this is all a Mossad blackmail ring,” some of the more conservative/evangelical/white knight members of his base might be mad, but I mean, they tolerated the “grab ’em by the pussy” video, and is this worse? Because the girl might have been slightly under this (totally arbitrary) age of consent threshold? I did discover that in the state of New York, there is no statute of limitations on jailbait offenses, but I mean, is he going to go to prison over it? Epstein had 36 girls known by the feds and the Florida AG, and he got 13 months. I don’t really think this is very serious, and surely it would be overshadowed by the revelation that the Israeli government is using underage girls to blackmail the most powerful people in America, including the president.

CNN and NYT would spin it, but the whole issue here is that basically every one of Trump’s supporters is turning against him, the one exception I’ve seen being Charlie Kirk, and if he wanted to get out from under this, even if he is implicated, he could just dump the files, even if he’s in them, and call it out as Mossad. I think you would get a lot of “he’s not a perfect person and this was wrong of him to do, but it was brave of him to come clean.”

One thing is crystal: Trump cannot possibly get out of this situation he’s in without a very serious change in strategy. This is really spiraling further by the hour. I think it’s obvious that Pam Bimbo and that Indian scammer guy are acting on Trump’s orders, but regardless, at this point they need to be fired. This has all just been totally ridiculous. These people could have kicked the can, probably indefinitely. Instead they decided to come out and say it’s all fake? Was that an order from Netanyahu and/or Trump? Because it doesn’t make sense as an order from Netanyahu. He’s a very good politician, and would know better. He would say “just don’t open the files,” and tell Trump to “kick the can and change the subject,” not send his people out to do press conferences saying the whole thing is a hoax. The way this has been handled is very bad for Israel, because everyone is talking about the Mossad now. At least on the right; obviously the Democrat media is just doing retard-tier salacious sex nonsense.

The claim that Jim Comey’s daughter altered the files is not really viable considering the way the government keeps records. There are still physical copies of everything. You can’t just go in and edit an MS Word file. But if she did that, that is a very serious crime that could result in life in prison, or at least multiple decades. She could be charged with sedition. If that happened, or if there is any remote suspicion that that happened, the files should be released and she should be called to testify under oath before Congress, and there should be a massive investigation of the FBI by… well, that’s a conundrum, isn’t it? Who do you call to investigate the FBI?

Personally, I would call the FSB, but I don’t think that would be a very popular solution.

[Note to editor: “miner” is a purposeful homonym joke, an ongoing bit about how out-of-work coal miners in Appalachia are being sex trafficked. I understand correcting it as I constantly accidentally do botched homonyms, but this one is done on purpose. Because for some reason alluding to the idea that these discussions are all about downtrodden coal miners getting sexually abused is really funny to me, probably because I’m retarded. Just leave this note.] ]]> Okay, I Understand the MAGA Normie Obsession with Epstein Now https://dailystormer.in/okay-i-understand-the-maga-normie-obsession-with-epstein-now/ Sat, 19 Jul 2025 17:44:30 +0000 https://dailystormer.in/?p=687862
Donald Trump, pictured with the normal number of fingers showing a new type of gun to his supporters who won’t shut up about Epstein

I wrote a way too long thing about the Trump-Epstein drama yesterday. People said it was too long, I thought it was too long. Previously, I would have written that as multiple articles. But I didn’t feel like doing that yesterday.

Anyway, in the article, I mentioned that I didn’t really understand the MAGA obsession with the Jeffrey Epstein scandal, because most of them are not talking about Israel-Mossad. That is the reason that I’m obsessed with Epstein, because I’m obsessed with Jews, so it wasn’t clear to me why people who, at least until the last six months or so, were avoiding the Jew issue would be obsessed with Epstein.

I mentioned that some of it was probably QAnon-related, and that is the total explanation. I got many responses to that article explaining to me that the MAGA obsession is related to the Epstein Island Temple, and the belief it was used for human sacrifice. This is all part of a satanic elite conspiracy that is related to Pizzagate and so on. That is the claim and the reason MAGA people who do not talk about the Jews are fixated on Epstein.

Okay. So, let me comment on that.

Firstly, I attacked Michael Tracey for talking about “Epstein Mythology,” and I think this “child sacrifice in the Moloch temple” is what Tracey had in mind when he was making that claim. So it seems that these claims do turn some people off of looking at the much more documented and obvious Mossad issue.

But what about the child sacrifice allegations? What about the $100,000 in cement that the Daily Mail (that is the primary source) claims Epstein had shipped to his island weeks before the release of a 2018 exposé on him? If it was just about Mossad blackmail, why did people keep going back to the island?

Firstly, there isn’t any solid proof of this human sacrifice thing. The best evidence was from the Pizzagate scandal. That whole Pizzagate thing spun out of control, but some of those Instagram posts, the stuff about the Podestas, the very strange coded language in the Hillary emails… it definitely raises a lot of questions. I’m not going to go through all of that right now, but people can look it up. I covered it at the time pretty extensively.

On the other hand, it obviously sounds fantastical, and a person could dismiss all of this as just a group of weirdos. I guess. I mean, there isn’t any “proof” of these allegations, just a lot of evidence.

Gun to my head, I would probably say that there is some kind of “True Detective” style satanic pedophile child sacrifice thing going on in elite circles. Although I will note that that would, among other things, make more aggressive blackmail than sex with girls slightly under the age of consent. Like I said last time, if Trump agreed to be blackmailed by having sex with a 15-year-old on video to get bailed out when he was going bankrupt, he could in theory just admit that, because it would have been decades ago and pretty hard to prosecute. If you’re on video doing some kind of satanic human sacrifice in an underground temple, well, you can’t really ever admit to that, can you?

Anyway, I’m not against people thinking this. I think QAnon got stupid and out of control, but it was clearly manipulated into getting out of control, presumably to get people to dismiss whatever was going on with Pizzagate. You probably lose me at the adrenochrome thing. But then this went into tunnels under Walmart, literally everyone in government and entertainment being a literal satanist, and then the most extreme of the group was claiming that Trump was still the secret president when Biden was president and that any minute he was going to jump out from behind a curtain and have the military execute everyone in the government, Oprah, Bill Gates, and many others. It got real wacky.

We can’t prove anything about satanic cults and if you thought Trump was going to release documents about an elite satanic human sacrifice cult, you’re retarded. That’s not happening. He’s also not going to release anything about a Mossad spy ring, whether or not he is in the files or not.

The bottom line is that the Mossad issue is much more obvious and much more documented than anything about a satanic human sacrifice cult. It’s a lot easier to talk about the Mossad than “True Detective season 1 was based on a true story.” Also, it is clear that the “satanic cult” stuff has been used to distract from the Mossad thing. If there was a satanic human sacrifice temple on Epstein Island, it was still run by the Mossad, right?

I mean, human sacrifice is a longtime part of the Jew religion. Judaism is a satanic cult that has been documented kidnapping and doing human sacrifice on children for centuries. So it would all be a Jewish thing. In my opinion, the Jewishness is what people should be focusing on here, as it is really on the edge of breaking through into the mainstream consciousness. For the belief that the elite are involved in satanic human sacrifice you’re going to need… some really serious proof. And even if there was proof, I don’t know that most people would actually be able to process that sort of thing, as it is just too weird.

Tucker Carlson just said at Turning Point USA that Epstein was working for the Mossad and his blackmail is the reason the US government is being directed by Israel.

This is very hardcore, and it is happening.

Tucker is the biggest personality in the entire right-wing and the biggest in the world as a whole. Maybe Joe Rogan gets more clicks weekly, but Tucker has done all the most watched interviews and Tucker is definitely a lot more beloved than Rogan and he is saying the whole thing, right there, out loud, at the most mainstream possible venue.

It’s happening. The thing I have worked for, sacrificed my life for, is finally happening. The “antisemitism” hoax has collapsed, we are talking about Jews running America in the mainstream, and it is only a matter of time before people ask the most important question, which is: “hey if these Jews did all this, and they lie about everything, what about that thing they said happened in Germany in the 1940s? They made laws that forbade you from asking about it, maybe we should give that whole thing a look.”

So, no.

I’m not going to promote the idea that people should be out there talking about satanic child sacrifice right now. Get America to accept that we are under a Zionist Occupation Government managed through backroom deals, including sexual blackmail. Get them to look at the Jews as a foreign power controlling our entire society. Focus on that. Then, if there is some kind of True Detective thing with the Pizzagate stuff, we can start to look at that. Once people accept the Jewish problem, we’ve already won, and everything else is going to be cleanup. When Jews are out, you can get the documents, you can get a full investigation of Epstein Island, you can investigate Comet Pizza, you can do whatever.

Just let me summarize and stress the bottom line: yes, I agree, it does look like, more likely than not, at least some of the really dark stuff is real. I agree. But if it is real, it’s a Jewish thing, and you’re definitely not going to get the government to go along with investigating satanic human sacrifice cults without exposing the Jews first. And there is no possible way you could ever hope to expose something like a satanic human sacrifice cult without the government doing the investigation. Right? So let’s just focus on what we have right now, which is a total unraveling of the privileged status of the Jews, which is going to lead to demands that Jews give up their stranglehold on the country, which is going to lead to a government run by normal Christian Americans, and that government would be able to do the investigation into what exactly the coded language about pizza and hotdogs in those Clinton WikiLeaks emails was referring to.

Does that make sense?

What I do not want to see right now is a slide away from what Tucker Carlson just said at Turning Point into endless talk about ritual pedophile human sacrifice claims no one can prove. No one has to prove Jews control America, you can literally just point to them. This is very easy and people need to keep their eye on the ball.

Do not get sidetracked. The number one thing the Jews want right now, I assure you, is for the internet right to take this Epstein thing and start talking about secret elite satanic cults, because they know that even if that exists, most people won’t believe it and it discredits people talking about Jewish dominance and it could potentially result in a derailing of the Jewish exposure project.

Look at the way the left media, CNN, New York Times, the whole media establishment, is currently talking about Trump-Epstein. That is also a big distraction. They’re making it a lurid sex thing, which is really totally irrelevant, because all of this sex drama is just slop for goyim. It’s the same thing they did when they made the Epstein thing about “oh these poor innocent hookers, they were only 16 and they were such pure and innocent professional hookers.” They distracted completely from the Mossad blackmail issue, and they’re doing it again by making it about Trump. It is about Trump because Trump is the US president and he is totally obsessed with serving Israel. But whether he’s in the files as a jailbait sex perp or not, it’s about Israel.

Eye on the ball, guys.

]]> President Celebrates Daily Stormer 12-Year Anniversary by Dropping Antisemitic Slur https://dailystormer.in/president-celebrates-daily-stormer-12-year-anniversary-by-dropping-antisemitic-slur/ Sat, 05 Jul 2025 08:22:06 +0000 https://dailystormer.in/?p=687669

The Big Man Donald might be going to fuck us worse than anyone has ever been fucked. It’s not totally clear yet. I don’t really see a way it won’t happen. I mean he’s got us on third base on the Iran war. The Big Bad Best Country on Earth is about to pull that bitch’s panties off and operate an insertion.

I don’t think Trump wants to. Honestly, I think he actually thought just dropping a few bombs would be the end of it. But… there is no chance the nuclear material was in any of these sites, and now Iran is definitely going to start working to build a bomb, which they weren’t doing before, so like, from Israel’s perspective – and the perspective of anyone else who doesn’t think Iran should have a nuclear bomb (I personally don’t care and actually support it as it would stabilize the Middle East) – the situation was made way worse by the Israeli and US bombings.

And there is no chance Iran is negotiating after this shit.

So unless something… I don’t know, honestly, I can’t picture any situation here where this doesn’t escalate. I’ve listened to all of the experts, and none of them know what escalation will look like. So I’m in no position to speculate. Israel thinks carpet bombing can work, but Iran has too many missiles and drones and it takes so many of these very expensive “Iron Dome” missiles to stop these cheap Iranian missiles.

Let’s just look at a bit of this math.

Iran’s stuff:

Short-range ballistic missiles (e.g., Fateh-110):

  • $10,000–$50,000 per missile

Cruise missiles (e.g., Ya Ali or Paveh):

  • $100,000–$500,000 per missile

Drones (e.g., Shahed-136 “kamikaze” drones):

  • $20,000–$50,000 per drone

Israel’s stuff:

Tamir interceptor missile (Iron Dome):

  • $40,000–$50,000 per interceptor

David’s Sling (for medium-range threats, more advanced missiles):

  • $1 million+ per interceptor

So, for example, if Iran fires 100 drones for $2 million, and Israel needs 2 interceptors per, they’re spending $4-10 million.

That’s without considering the hundreds of millions in maintenance on the Iron Dome, and the fact that Israel simply doesn’t have infinite interceptor missiles, whereas Iran in the long run can just keep sending these cheap drones to deplete their stocks and then sending more serious missiles. (Of course, the more expensive launching systems are being effectively destroyed by Israel.)

It ends up being a minimum of 5 times more expensive for Israel to defend than for Iran to launch, and up to 20 times or more. That is of course not nearly as bad as what Hezbollah and Hamas were doing, where Israel was spending 100 times the cost of the militias.

What’s more, although Israel has a total media lockdown, it does appear that Iran is hitting some high value targets. I am not going to pretend to see through the fog of war. But there are people more serious than Scott Ritter saying that some serious military shit has been hit.

But it doesn’t matter what’s getting hit, because Israel is going to run out of missiles. They can’t be produced fast enough.

And even if that wasn’t true, Israel is going to say that, and say that the US has to stop it, and the US will do it.

So… I just don’t see any way out of this. Frankly, I didn’t see a way out of it after the middle of October of 2023. You people who don’t remember can all go back and look at where I said that this whole thing, starting with allowing October 7th to happen, was about getting the US into a real war with Iran.

If Israel was willing to do the Art of the Deal, they would have done it decades ago. I just really don’t see anything anyone can do to stop this now. Obviously it would have happened the same under Kamala, and worse, and at least Trump is pumping our bags.

But you know what else he’s doing?

Dropping antisemitic slurs for the Daily Stormer anniversary (our 12th anniversary was yesterday).

He called Jew bankers “shylocks.”

He later said, without apologizing, that he didn’t know it was a slur. Then he just described Jews.

For those of you not big on literature, “Shylock Holmes” was a character created by Edgar Rice Burroughs and appeared in many of his “Land Before Time” novels. He was a sneaky Jewish investigator who would say he was investigating missing toys so he could get into orphanages to molest children.

Yids are flipping their lids.

So, hey dude.

Say what you want.

He couldn’t ever have overpowered Israel. And at least he’s going to send us a signal that he knows what’s up.

It doesn’t really mean much. In fact, it doesn’t mean anything.

But it is funny.

I don’t know man, I find the whole “BUT WHAT ARE TRUMP’S REAL VIEWS PERSONALLY THO???” discussions to be so stupid and tedious. I’m so sick of it. Whenever I see someone saying “TRUMP LOVES THE JEWS HE’S BEEN A JEW SHILL FROM THE BEGINNING” I immediately peg them as being in the same IQ category as the QAnon people.

Seriously.

Why do you even care? It has literally no effect on your life whether he’s a big time real Jew-lover or if he’s playing 5-D chess in his mind to stop the pedophile tunnels.

It doesn’t matter what his personal views are, the only thing that matters are his actions, and his actions are going to be the same no matter what his views are. He never really had any choice.

The one time he had a choice was during the 2020 election theft, he could have declared martial law and told his supporters to you know. Do the thing.

But I mean it’s not like you’re going to vote your way out of being controlled by the Jews. Even if the elections were totally on the up and up, Palantir would just drone strike you and then James Bowman would say “well, the thing about that is, what I’m really worried about is the increasing fees on DoorDash.”

But hey, the wink-wink from Trump about being sick of these kikes made me laugh. It doesn’t do anything and I’m not going to say some stupid shit like “he’s gonna turn against Israel.” But yeah, at this point, a wink is a wink and I’ll take it.

It’s sort of like… a cigarette with your blindfold.

You know?

Just… try to look on the bright side sometimes, okay guys?

Like, I just realized yesterday that I haven’t seen Paul Joseph Watson in like, two years. I danced a little jig.

Also, the Big Beautiful Bill is going to cut medicaid for poor people, and they might just start dying. If we could do something that would result in the death of large numbers of poor people, we’d have a lot fewer problems. If all poor people and boomers died, democracy might start working? I guess you’d also have to get rid of women as well though, which wouldn’t really work, because, you know, the birthing thing.

So yeah, I mean, forget about the democracy thing, and just focus on the image of fat poor people dying because Donald Trump took their money for their fat pills and gave it to Shylock.

]]> I Hadn’t Seen This Ronald Reagan “Diversity is Our Greatest Strength” Speech https://dailystormer.in/i-hadnt-seen-this-ronald-reagan-diversity-is-our-greatest-strength-speech/ Sat, 05 Jul 2025 01:26:00 +0000 https://dailystormer.in/?p=687677

Ronald Reagan on why immigrants make America great: “You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to… pic.twitter.com/sp4TlvHvsp

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) December 26, 2024

It doesn’t surprise me, but I hadn’t seen it. Ronald Reagan gave a speech about how diversity is our greatest strength and how anyone in the world can become an American.

Reagan is seen as the avatar of conservatism. Every single one of these people references Reagan. He was actually a horrible persona and a horrible president.

So I’m not surprised he did the “anyone can be an American” thing.

The requirement to become an American?

To believe in freedom.

Have you ever heard of a person who is “against freedom”?

Even in North Korea, Kim gives speeches about the importance of freedom.

Everyone on earth is pro-freedom, in the same way everyone on earth is pro-food.

If believing in freedom means you’re an American in waiting, then everyone on earth is already an American, they are just waiting to get their papers.

That means America is not actually a country. I don’t think it’s right to say it’s “an idea” either, because that doesn’t even make sense. It’s not an idea, it’s a place. Ideas are not physical objects in the way a mass of land is. But if everyone on earth has a right to become an American, and therefore de facto already is an American, there is no such thing as an American.

What they will try to say when you say a country can’t be an idea is that members of the nation hold a set of ideas and that’s what defines them as part of the same nation. It’s nothing to do with race. And it’s not ideas around religion. Or any kind of politics.

These same people will say “Americans can disagree with one another.”

You just have to believe in freedom, and you can define that freedom however you want.

I don’t know why Reagan was a saint to the boomers. I read a short book about him years ago, but it was written by a leftist. I know he deregulated everything and there were some good things about that along with all of the overwhelmingly negative things about that. Like, sometimes when I’m depressed, I watch 1980s cartoons, and before Reagan, most of these cartoons were illegal because they were advertisements for toys and advertising to kids was regulated.

I think mainly it was just an incredibly wealthy period in American history which happened to coincide with the collapse of communism. It was the beginning of the boomers lighting everything on fire and just burning it all down.

And the poison ideology that “everyone on earth is an American in waiting” is really at the core of boomerism. The boomers were a very selfish people, and they really liked goofy, saccharine feel-good gibberish like “America is the greatest country on earth.”

]]> Anyone Who Doesn’t Celebrate July 4 Because the US is Gay and Jewish is a Fag https://dailystormer.in/anyone-who-doesnt-celebrate-july-4-because-the-us-is-gay-and-jewish-is-a-fag/ Thu, 03 Jul 2025 18:58:54 +0000 https://dailystormer.in/?p=687661

I’ve been seeing some chitter-chatter about how “maybe we shouldn’t celebrate Independence Day anymore because the US is a gay country run by Jews.” I am totally opposed to this thinking, and think anyone following through on this kind of threat is a complete fag.

Firstly, you’re celebrating the nation as it was, not as it is now. And it was once a great nation. I’m a bit allergic to this “greatest country on earth” business, because it sounds insane and I don’t really see any basis for it, but it is the country of my ancestors and they celebrated it and I will celebrate it for the same reasons they did. Well, sort of. When they were celebrating it, the nation actually was great, and now it really is just a completely Jewed up shithole filled with niggers, homos, and junkies. But we celebrate the great men who made this country great before the boomers burned it down.

And we can celebrate the great things that remain: our families, cheeseburgers, hotdogs… umm… I don’t think RimWorld is American, and John Wick is pretty much Russian… Legos are Danish… but I’m sure there are still some other good things about America. Hey – there are some great vape shops and some great American made juice. I think all the good mods are made in China, but America has great high quality juice. And with the cheeseburgers, we are talking about the cows too. We’ve got some great cows.

One of the things about my job is rich people want to take me to fancy places, and I’ve had $400 Japanese steaks, and I still prefer US Angus. On July 4th, I want it ground up and grilled and I want a toasty bun and AMERICAN melty cheese and pickles and onions and ketchup and FRENCH’S mustard (which I’m pretty sure is American, despite the name which perhaps implies something different).

Here’s the thing: not celebrating traditional national holidays because of political things is gay. I’m still out there celebrating James Earl Ray Day, despite the fact he failed to stop the nigger uprising.

I’m thinking about burning a US flag at the BBQ. Just because that big Israel guy on TV is trying to tell me I can’t.

It seems like what Thomas Jefferson would have done, you know?

You know:

Although this is the great nation of my birth, the nation I love, with a flag intended to symbolize the freedoms that men died for, the current tyranny is burning the freedoms the flag once represented, and so with a heavy heart, I will set flame to the symbol of freedom so that I might light a fire of freedom in the hearts of my countrymen. If the freedoms the flag stands for no longer stand, than the flag no longer means anything, so it is in effigy that we allow the wind to scatter the ashes of the memory of a once free people.

But I don’t have any flags that aren’t polyester, and I’m not trying to burn plastic.

This nightmerica situation has me just as down as anyone. Maybe more so. But long after America burns down, I’m going to celebrate Independence Day, in remembrance of greater men and better days. And because I like grilling. And everyone is very happy with my grilling. People are coming back for seconds. I hardly even get to eat one, but what I enjoy is making other people happy.

I live in Nigeria, where people don’t really know much about American history, so I tell people that George Washington killed the King of England in a Japanese sword fight because the King of England tried to ban burgers.

I think we can probably alter our stories in the future in this way. I don’t really see any reason not to. I mean it doesn’t have to be that silly, but it could be sort of silly like that. I don’t really think these stories about the foundations of America that we hear now are really that good, the whole democracy thing is pretty gay, and I also don’t think they’re really very good, so George Washington being a kind of John Wick figure on a mission to stop the British from banning burgers is something I think is a real option for future history books.

But seriously man, have fun.

Everything isn’t political.

I mean, sort of everything is political, but a holiday with your family isn’t, and burgers and fireworks are not.

I should have posted a few days ago and instructed on how to make real charcoal. Real niggas know that it’s a whole lot different than that shit you buy in the bag. But it’s a little late for that now. It’s the norm here in my neck of the woods, of course, ain’t nobody buying bagged charcoal, but I did learn how to make it, my own special brew, and it really makes a world of difference. You get that real wood charcoal and then you just smoke them bitches out. Smoke up them buns too.

(Hilarious, considering that since the end of the Transatlantic slave trade, charcoal is like, one of the only profitable exports from Nigeria.)

But buddy, you’ll do fine with the bagged charcoal. You made it this far in your life with that. But next year, we’ll do a “how to make real charcoal” class in June, and all your people will be like “bro, what the hell did you do, this is amazing!”

I’ve also got a 15% pork mix, which prevents that faggot Zorhan from showing up at your BBQ and doing his friendly smily schtick and wooing everyone with his Islamo-communism. I spice the meat up pretty good too. Not too much, because you’ve gotta hold the shape, but pig fat helps with that. I also grind all my meat. I mean the butcher does, I unfortunately don’t have a grinder. But when that shit has been sitting there ground up and in the cold for days… not ideal.

Here’s the biggest thing though: do not cheap out on the buns. Get the good buns. Cut them and then flash the inner (cut) part in some melted butter, then put them on the grill for just a wee bit. Just to brown them up, and get it a bit crispy on the inside.

I’ll try to post some pics of my burgers.

And hey – throw some dogs on there too. Same protocol with the bun, slice the hotdog down the middle, and when it opens up, it’s done. Have some chopped onions and some chopped pickles with the mustard. None of that weird stuff that comes in cans. And these are hotdogs, not sausages, so no sauerkraut, okay? Let’s not get weird. Tell people if they want weird shit, bring it themselves.

By the way, I have the lettuce there, but I never recommend lettuce on burgers. It’s not my thing, and I’m the grill master, and though I’m not completely outraged by lettuce, I don’t believe in it, and I only discourage people from using it because my burgers are designed to not have lettuce. And there is no mayonnaise available at all in my BBQ, and if someone asks for it, I punch them in the stomach (and yes, before you ask, that rule does apply to pregnant women).

But have fun, boys.

Think of the good things for a day.

This is not a celebration of modern America, it’s a celebration of American mythology, it’s a celebration of our homeland and the homeland of our fathers, and this land that belongs to us and them, not to any of the others.

And most importantly of all: if you get blackout drunk, DO NOT grab your sister-in-law’s tits. Cousin’s? Not as bad, but avoid that as well. This is the one day of the year I drink beer, and I’d advise you to do the same. I’m thinking of applying this rule to all holidays, because a few Christmases ago, Santa maybe had a bit too much Grey Goose and was maybe a bit meaner to the African children than Santa should be. Beer is poison, total liquid estrogen, but it does prevent things from getting out of hand.

I mean, I’m a pro. I haven’t been blackout drunk in like, over 15 years. I was at a party a few weeks ago and people kept telling me to do shots after I knew I was at my limit and I watched these people vomiting and passing out while I was sitting there shaking my damn head and could have passed any DUI test (other than the breathalyzer, which is unconstitutional and a Jewish conspiracy literally supported by Palantir and James Bowman). But you know, I am a lot more likely to get a bit more… socially inappropriate with celebratory levels of liquor, whereas with beer that is totally impossible, and I think that goes for everyone, even us big time pros.

Especially if you’re the cook, bro, you gotta keep your shit tight. You start flipping out shitty burgers and it will make grabbing your sister-in-law’s tits look like an innocent foible.

]]> New Yorkers Don’t Want More Black Crime and Immigrants or Communist Grocery Stores – Zohran is a Referendum on Zionism https://dailystormer.in/new-yorkers-dont-want-more-black-crime-and-immigrants-or-communist-grocery-stores-zohran-is-a-referendum-on-zionism/ Sun, 29 Jun 2025 03:08:34 +0000 https://dailystormer.in/?p=687471

Once again, I am here for a 3,500-word satire about handjobs that would make Jonathan Swift do the Wayne’s World “we are not worthy” bit for me.

No, no.

I won’t do that again today.

Though that piece will be included in Lit 101 readers long after I’m dead. And that is just a fact. Sorry to the haters. But that is just life and you’re going to have to deal with it.

But today, in real life, I want to offer something about Zohran’s supposedly stunning victory in the New York democratic mayoral primary. Firstly, people should know I won money on that. I should have written about this before and said “I’m betting money on this just you watch.”

But here’s the thing. Everyone is talking about how this proves that the Democrat base is really into communism and they want to unleash the blacks and the immigrants like an army of orcs to rob and kill everyone. And they want Venezuela-style communist grocery stores. And they haven’t figured out rent control is a gigantic Jewish scam.

The polls of the views of New Yorkers showed that they don’t want no cash bail and unlimited immigrants or any of the things Zohran is promoting as domestic policy.

Newsweek, June 21, 2021:

A new poll shows seven in 10 Democratic voters in New York City favor an increased police presence throughout the city. The same survey also found 77 percent of Black Democrats said they favor more cops in the subways.

New York Post, March 28, 2022:

An overwhelming majority of New Yorkers say the no-cash bail law has contributed to the spike in crime and should be overhauled, according to a study released Monday.

A total of 56 percent of voters in the Empire State believe the 2019 bail reform has been bad for New York compared to 30 percent who said it was good policy, the Siena College survey found.

Nearly two-thirds of voters — 64 percent — think the law has resulted in an increase in crime, compared to 24 percent who said it hasn’t.

Newsweek, May 20, 2024:

On Friday, the poll, conducted exclusively for Newsweek by Redfield & Wilton Strategies of 974 eligible voters in New York City, asked an array of questions about issues facing the city and the nation overall, including how they feel about the current crime rate and if they feel the influx of migrants is having an impact.

According to the poll, over 70 percent blamed migrants in the city for the current crime rate, with 41 percent saying immigration is having a “significant” impact and 31 percent saying a “fair amount” of impact. The poll found that 18 percent said immigration is having a “small” impact and 10 percent said it is having no impact at all.

And it goes on and on. I don’t think there are any polls on Venezuela-style government grocery stores, because no one was really thinking about that. But none of Zohran’s domestic policies are popular in New York among anything close to a majority. These are all fringe policies.

What is not a fringe policy are Zohran’s views on Palestine and Israel. These policies are overwhelmingly popular on the left and are increasingly popular on the right. In March of this year (obviously, before Israel started a war with Iran and dragged the US into it), in the nation as a whole, 55% disapproved of Israel’s actions in Gaza, while only 36% approved. Democrats are only slightly more supportive of Palestine, with a 59% approval of Palestine.

That was what won Zohran the primary. Period. It is not this commie lunacy. Very few people want that.

(Part of it is also that he’s young, relatively handsome, well-spoken, but mostly it is the Israel thing.)

It’s possible that Zohran will still lose the election, because of this communist stuff, particularly the crime and the immigrants. I’m not betting on it. If Cuomo runs as an independent, I think it’s more likely than not he will win, because people do not want this crime and chaos.

But all of the people who are saying that this is about how people support communism are full of shit. If Cuomo would have been out there supporting Palestine, he would have won by a landslide.

But he wasn’t.

He was being constantly endorsed by the ADL.

Look at the donor list.

In this primary, New York voters put their support for Palestine and their animosity towards Jews above their own personal safety.

Let this be a lesson for Matt Gaetz.

Editor’s Note (update): The above sort of reads like the ADL endorsed him for mayor this time around, and I have not found that they actually officially did that. What I meant by the phrase “constantly endorsed by the ADL” is that throughout his 40+ year political career, he’s been a darling of the ADL, and has constantly been praised by them. I think that given the dynamics of this election, ADL head Jonathan Greenblatt was smart enough to know that an official endorsement of Cuomo’s run would have been a kiss of death. However, above I linked his donors, who are almost all Jewish, and are all linked not just to the ADL, but worse, to AIPAC. 

]]> Trump Hedges Bets with Conflicting Tweets Against Thomas Massie https://dailystormer.in/trump-hedges-bets-with-conflicting-tweets-against-thomas-massie/ Thu, 26 Jun 2025 06:55:25 +0000 https://dailystormer.in/?p=687460

Donald Trump has turned against Thomas Massie for some reason. Very cleverly, however, he is tweeting opposite messages about him and then using Palantir AI to make sure different parts of the voter base see the tweets.

First, he tweeted – or “truthed” – out this one:

Then, realizing that many in the base would not like that tweet, he posted a second tweet and then used AI to show it to other people who are against the Jews:

Obviously, I agree with the second tweet, but I think it is very cynical to use AI to make sure different groups see different tweets with opposite messages.

I thought we were for transparency in MAGA??

Massie appeared on Theo Von this week (Theo is the realest). You can see his own views.

Personally, I would rather primary Trump than Massie, and I think when Trump fails to primary Massie, and when there is huge support against Trump and for Massie, it will be a big wakeup call as to just how much the base hates Trump’s insane allegiance to the Jews.

I think we’re going to see it long before that, in fact.

The midterms are going to be a complete disaster and probably everyone is just going to vote for Hamas agents like Zohran. I would vote today for any Hamas candidate over Donald Trump.

By the way, just so you understand: that second Trump tweet is a joke I made up for humor purposes. The first tweet is real. Trump is really saying Massie is not America First because he’s not Israel First and according to Trump, it’s the same thing and anyone who questions that is against him.

We’ll see how that goes for him.

I suspect it won’t go great.

]]> Trump Bombs Iran, Says It was Just a Quickie https://dailystormer.in/trump-bombs-iran-says-it-was-just-a-quickie/ Sun, 22 Jun 2025 07:27:54 +0000 https://dailystormer.in/?p=687418

‘Tonight I can report to the world that the strikes were a spectacular military success. Iran’s key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated’

President Trump addresses the nation following US strikes on Iran.

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— Sky News (@SkyNews) June 22, 2025

He should have brought the “Mission Accomplished” sign

This is more of an analysis site than a news site these days. Sometimes it’s a self-analysis site. I’m thinking about focusing full-time on psychoanalyzing Jordan Peterson and his whore daughter.

But it’s hard not to post the news that Trump bombed Iran.

I just wrote a long article about like, Ireland or the Jews or something, or whatever. I don’t have much analysis here.

Emmmm…

Seymour Hersh is trending on Twitter. And yeah, serious business to call it. But he said they were planning on bombing more than the nuke sites. He said “all-out bombing campaign.”

Maybe Trump is lying and they bombed more than the three nuke sites? No one seems to know anything right now. I guess we’ll have to wait for an update from Sy.

Meanwhile, Scott Ritter is reporting that his sources say Iran’s nuclear sites were a ruse and they were actually building a Metal Gear at a secret site in a secret location and that they will launch it on Wednesday at 1:34 PM local time and it will level Tel Aviv. “Excuse my language, but Netanyahu and Smotrich and that gang are shitting in their boots because they know they don’t have a weapon to rival Metal Gear,” Ritter reported. “You know when the button on the toaster gets stuck and you don’t notice it until you start to smell the burning and see the smoke and then you pop the Pop-Tart out and it’s pure black with bubbles? Well, excuse my language, but that is what all of Israel is going to look like, daddy-o.”

The True Conservative MAGA originalists are making some fire memes.

That shit is literally Musk-tier.

I don’t really… let me think…

That’s the best I’ve got for that format. Aya-COAL-ah, we can call it.

It’s leftist style too long. Really only needs four panels.

And uh…

I can’t into it. Boring.

But if I was in MAGA world trying to somehow prop it up right now, that’s the sort of shit I would be posting. But you’re not seeing anything like that because no one who isn’t the kind of Elon-tier retard who makes that original meme is trying to prop it up.

Anyway, the argument that it’s a quickie is… who knows. I don’t know. I guess I hope that’s true? Or I would hope that if I cared. I sort of just kinda don’t really even care very much, to be honest with you. Anyone else sort of feeling that?

I guess I do care. It’s just that I can’t really feel outraged, since I’ve been telegraphing this since like, October 10, 2023.

The logic:

  • October 7th couldn’t happen unless Israel allowed it
  • Israel knew they couldn’t beat Hamas
  • Gaza was designed to create a pretext to take out all of Israel’s more important enemies
  • Trump would be better at getting Americans to go all-in for Israel
  • Trump took all that money from Miriam Adelson
  • Trump was praised as a messiah after the ear scratching heard round the world
  • Trump was always going to attack Iran after being “elected” in a fake US election

It’s boring and I’m bored.

I guess if Iran backs down now then Israel stops bombing and it’s supposed to be over just like that? That’s clearly what is being sold here. I don’t know if that is possible or not. I think it’s possible Iran would just stand down and take it, but if they do that they’re going to then actually build a bomb or just like, buy one from North Korea (couldn’t they have always done that? Why don’t people ever mention that?). And I think it’s impossible Israel will settle for something less than regime change. And it is impossible that there will be a youth/slut revolution in Iran after the Israeli bombing.

Then regime change is complicated because… well, a lot of reasons, but if you kill the Ayatollah they just appoint a new Ayatollah. There is no path to really anything. Fox News is pushing the son of the Shah being made king. They’re literally calling him “His Royal Highness.”

So I guess he’s um, already the king?

I guess you can send the US military to invade and occupy Tehran for decades and say this guy is the king and then just hope the people eventually accept it? Is that the plan?

I don’t understand what the plan is here like at all.

Trump “standing up to Bibi” and saying he was only in for the nuke sites and not the regime change would just mean Israel false flags a US installation in Iran. But it also doesn’t make sense from Trump’s position that blowing up these sites stopped the development of a bomb. It actually does the opposite?

Anyway, whatever.

Who cares.

I don’t care anymore.

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