Biden is a very honest man.
Read More »Captain Obvious: Elon Says It’s Impossible for the Ukraine to Win (Basic Math)
The Ukraine is a black hole that money just gets flushed into.
Read More »Navalny’s Chief of Staff Condemns NAFO Freaks as Putin’s Helpers
The empire is collapsing in on itself, under the weight of its own hubris.
Read More »Biden Agrees with Putin: No NATO for the Ukraine
Putin has basically everything he demanded at the outset of the war.
Read More »Shock as Portland Still Full of Homeless Camps After Ban
They should try banning being homeless next.
Read More »Stockton Rush was a Kind of John Wick Figure
It's surprising they were able to operate for as long as they did.
Read More »Watch: Black Man Riding Scooter Goes on Shooting Rampage, Kills 1, Injures 3
This is a symptom of a healthy democracy.
Read More »Watch: Meatball DeSanctimonious Says China is the Top Geopolitical Threat America Faces
What a fat piece of shit.
Read More »Texas Deploys Inflatable Toy Barrier Along Rio Grande, Hoping to Stop Invaders
This is goofy and kinda sad.
Read More »Portland Health Officials Giving Snorting Kits, Glass Pipes to Addicts
This is how you build a Human Rights Utopia.
Read More »Tucker Does First Interview Since Fox Firing (With Russell Brand)
Overall, I enjoyed the interview. But I have fun with most of Russell's interviews.
Read More »Brandon Preparing Jew-Style Guarantees for Jewkraine: “If There is a Peace Agreement…”
Looks like NATO is off the table for good!
Read More »We Need Trump Back NOW – Niggas is Struggling Out Here Like a MF
There is only one man who can solve this problem.
Read More »Biden Approves Cluster Bombs for the Ukraine, Pentagon Says War Crimes “Better Than a Russian Victory”
Who is in charge of this?
Read More »The Ukraine Says Americans Discussing Peace are “Traitors”
Pledge allegiance to Zelensky, you traitorous scum. Then go have your son's dick cut off - it's the law.
Read More »Media Now Talking About “Long Vax” Symptoms from Calamari Clot Shots
The Science has changed.
Read More »Poll: 3% of Americans Want Senile Old Coot to Run the Country
If the Democrats do manage to replace Brandon with Gavin Newsom, I think there is going to be a lot of energy around that.
Read More »California: Los Angeles County’s Hobo Population Reaches 75,000
Closer and closer to a utopia...
Read More »Supreme Court to Decide If Women Can Take Guns Away from Men
The Constitution is a very mysterious text.
Read More »Obese Black Woman Changes American Anthem to Attack America
She insists the country was made out of cotton.
Read More »New Robert Kennedy Ad is Very Good
Kennedy seems to me to be a genuinely good person, with genuinely good intentions.
Read More »CDC Teaches Trannies to “Chestfeed” Kids
Everyone thinks this is very normal and totally okay.
Read More »Uproar at Feminist Event After Historian Woman Says She Would’ve had It Easier If She Were Black
Is she wrong though?
Read More »Following Virus Hoax, Economy Moves to More Free Southern States
It's really a shame that bastard Lincoln won the war.
Read More »Yellen to Tell China That the Great Satan Will “Protect Human Rights” Through “Targeted Actions”
Human Rights means gay anal.
Read More »Largest Teachers’ Union Recommends “Gender Queer” for Summer Reading
It's literally what school is all about.
Read More »Flesh-Rotting and Psychosis-Inducing Drug Found in Heroine, Cocaine, Meth, And Others
This is an integral part of who people are in a human rights democracy.
Read More »Minnesota: Democrats Pass Barrage of Woke Laws
Felons can finally vote now.
Read More »Judge Tells Old Buzzard Brandon to Stop Dictating Social Media Censorship Rules
Good on Elon for blowing this whole thing open.
Read More »“Americans Can’t Even Tell Us Apart” – Wang Calls for Strengthening Asian Racial Consciousness
Why would they not do this?
Read More »People Who are Not Real Shouldn’t be Allowed on Planes at All, tbh
NEWS ON A PLANE - THE NEWS IS BETTER ON PLANES!
Read More »US-Backed Agitators Go to Grozny to Press Pro-Terrorist Agenda, Get Got
You okay, bitch? Your stupid ugly face is looking a bit green!
Read More »July 3rd “Mass Shooting” Suspect Identified as Aspiring Rapper
Happy 4th of July, TIME TO DIE, MY NIGGA.
Read More »Yo Elon – Get Your Shit Together, Bro
Tighten this ship, man.
Read More »Universities Putting Morning After Pills in Vending Machines
This is a priority, goy.
Read More »White House Evacuated Over Cocaine in the Carpet
It must have been quite a bit for security to notice...
Read More »Growing Number of Federal Judges Blocking Bans on Mutilating Kids’ Genitals
If you don't like child trannies, then you don't like the Constitution.
Read More »Alpha Chad Hunter Biden Drives at 172mph While Smoking Crack
Republicans hate Hunter Biden because his life is interesting.
Read More »Sentences Piling Up for People Protesting Baby-Killing
The prosecutor wanted the maximum sentence possible, but the judge said no.
Read More »Is Elon Musk Purposefully Trying to Destroy Twitter?
What the heck is he doing?
Read More »Only 32% of Americans Agree with Affirmative Action (America is 42% Non-White)
Did you know that in a dictatorship, governments cannot possibly get away with doing things this unpopular?
Read More »Based Professor Told Female Students to Strip So He Could Examine Their Nipples
If I was a college professor and they put women in my class, I'd open every class with "hello, sluts. Now let's see them titties."
Read More »Selfish Jew Rats Run Jew School, Refuse to Teach Children
No one could have predicted something like this!
Read More »28 Injured, 2 Dead in Baltimore “Mass Shooting”
Is it a mass shooting or a black shooting?
Read More »Stupid Boomer Bitch Punches Bear, Gets Bit
Imagine being so retarded you think you can fight a bear.
Read More »Record Number of 40-Year-Old Women Have Never Been Married
This is fine. Everything is fine.
Read More »World Shocked as Bud Light Faggot Cries and Says He is the Victim
No one thought this faggot would have this kind of nerve.
Read More »California: Chaos at the Reparations Meeting! Blacks Demand Half the Country and Immediate Reparations NOW!
In another universe, you could just as easily get black people to thank you for slavery.
Read More »Texas School District Bans Pronoun Madness, Says Genitals at Birth Determine Correct Bathroom
"Democracy" means "submission."
Read More »Watch: Plague of Mysterious Insects Swarms NYC
New York City is doomed.
Read More »New York: Priest Gets 6 Months in Jail for Trying to Stop Women from Killing Their Babies
The sentence is final.
Read More »Gay Furries Hack US Government Agencies to Protest Anti-Tranny Laws
Everything is weird in America.
Read More »WHO to Announce Alex Jones was Right About Aspartame, Sources Say
Who didn't know this?
Read More »Supreme Court Bans Affirmative Action Policies in University Admissions
Blacks can still go study at Wakanda University, so it's okay.
Read More »White College Professor Sues Penn State Over All Sorts of Retarded, Anti-White Gibberish
They told whites to hold their breath to "feel the pain that George Floyd endured."
Read More »Brandon Reckons Putin is Losing the War in Iraq
In other news, it has been revealed that Biden sleeps in a CPAP machine.
Read More »Majority of Fatmericans Support Arming “Ukraine,” Poll Suggests
America is a doomed pup.
Read More »RFK Jr. Vows to Defend Bitcoin, Does Shirtless Pushups, Trains to Avenge Father and Uncle
The 2024 elections are actually about revenge.
Read More »Friends and Family of Leftist Woman Killed by Blacks Ask for Murderers to Get “Restorative Justice”
It's what the dead bitch would've wanted, apparently.
Read More »Daniel Penny Pleads Not Guilty in Killing of Black Homeless Menace
Daniel Penny is guilty of being a hero.
Read More »Roseanne: “Six Million Jews Should Have Died, Because They Cause All the Problems in the World – But It Never Happened”
She was drinking during the podcast, and she probably didn't mean to let that little factoid slip out.
Read More »You are to Blame for Record Heatwave Across American South, Scientists Say
If you don't stop eating meat, people will sweat.
Read More »Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandfather: 100+ US Leaders Have Slavery in Their DNA
You are personally responsible for black people's current problems.
Read More »Rhode Island: Democrat State Senator Charged for Keying Car with Anti-Biden Sticker
He denied it at first, then admitted it.
Read More »Janitor Destroys Decades of Scientific Work Because Freezer’s Beeping Sound was Bothering Him
The Science should try being less annoying.
Read More »Republican Executive Wants to Strip Rights from Anal People, Establish Biblical Rules
Separation of Church and State is a mistake.
Read More »New York City Cracking Down on Pizza Ovens to Defeat Global Warming
Coal and wood ovens are causing hurricanes.
Read More »US Navy Covering Up Radioactive Waste in San Francisco, Public Health Advocates Claim
Climate Change cultists are silent.
Read More »Florida: 8-Month-Old Baby Overdoses on Fentanyl, Dies
In America, babies have so much freedom that they can choose to overdose and die.
Read More »Starbucks Employees Still Striking Over Lack of Anus Worshipping in Stores
Starbucks is apparently not gay enough for its employees.
Read More »Evil Christian Groups Help Parents Censor Butthole Books in Libraries
It was about time Christians did something.
Read More »American Courts Protect Merck from Lawsuits Following Suicides Linked to Asthma Drug
America is all about the freedom of private companies and corporations.
Read More »New Jersey: First Tranny State Cabinet Member Unanimously Approved for the Job
They didn't even bother asking him any questions before the vote.
Read More »Dysgenic Goyim Terrorize Jews with Swastika Flags Outside Georgia Synagogues
Why do the goyim always hate Jews for no reason?
Read More »SHOCK: First Ever Elected Tranny Shockingly Arrested for Distributing Child Porn
Who woulda thought it possible?
Read More »American Russia Supporters Pushing QAnon Kook Type Stuff About the Prigozhin Event
This makes Americans who support Russia look like kooks and retards.
Read More »Montana: Train Full of Poisonous Chemicals Falls Into the River
This doesn't happen in China.
Read More »Elon and Zuck are Apparently Serious About Doing a UFC Fight
I'd be willing to train Elon for the fight if he gives me my account back.
Read More »Child Killers Rally a Year After Supreme Court Overturned Roe v. Wade
The Constitution is very clear: a woman's right to murder shall not be infringed.
Read More »Federal Judge Blocks Florida Law Banning Kids from Drag Shows
Kids have a constitutional right to enjoy anal sensations.
Read More »Cops Find Humanoid Corpse, 4 Pre-Teen Boys Hidden in Tranny Drug House
The oldest was 10, the youngest 5.
Read More »Owen Shroyer Pleads Guilty to 1/6 “Restricted Area” Behaviors, Faces Up to a Year in Prison
Prison!
Read More »Starbucks Employees at Over 150 Stores on Strike Over Banning of Butthole Decorations
Starbucks is gay.
Read More »Evil Illinois Billionaire Pouring Money Into Killing Democracy in Key States
This is homophobic!
Read More »3M to Pay $10.3+ Billion for Ruining American Tap Water with Highly Toxic Chemicals
This isn't going to take the poisonous chemicals out of people.
Read More »Pentagon Now Pushing Cluster Bombs for the Ukraine
I remember when they complained about these being used in Iraq. But the Democrats don't care if children in the Donbass have their legs blown off.
Read More »They are Finally Admitting the Doomed Pod was a Doomed Pup (Wreckage Found)
These people were real retards.
Read More »Great Satan Court Strikes Down Florida Anti-Tranny Rule
Trannies are a core value of America.
Read More »California: Armenian Parents Continue Fighting Trannies and White Women
School board voted to celebrate anal month.
Read More »Watch: Trump Talks About Meatball Ron DeSanctimonious’ Very Disloyal Nature
DeSantis is a treacherous ball of rat meat.
Read More »US Approves First Lab-Grown Meat
I'm not eating that.
Read More »US Officials Downplay Biden Calling Xi a “Dictator”
I don't think it's likely that this was an accident.
Read More »California: Man Released on Same Day He’s Convicted of Stabbing 2 Women to Death
The guy's not even black.
Read More »Baltimore Cops Release Footage of Man Beating Up Old People for Opposing Baby-Killing
The suspect is believed to be the failed livestreamer Andy Warski.
Read More »After Blinken Visit, State Leaks “Chinese Military Base in Cuba” Conspiracy Theory to WSJ
This is 100% a hoax.
Read More »Professor Suspended, Might Get Fired for Stating Basic Biological Facts
He's also banned from giving interviews without the college's permission.
Read More »Old Faggot Brandon Calls Good Emperor Xi a “Dictator”
China does not appreciate this.
Read More »That Titanic Pod was a Doomed Pup
That is just silly.
Read More »Frankly, I Don’t Appreciate This Jew Very Much Myself
Sorry Jew.
Read More »Republicans Finally Win Something! Hunter Biden Pleads GUILTY! America Fixed!
America status: Great Again.
Read More »Public Health Groups Sue EPA Over Reapproval of Highly Toxic Herbicides
Everything in America is highly toxic.
Read More »Watch: RFK Jr. Says Chemicals Turn Kids Into Trannies in Interview Removed by YouTube
They really are turning the freaking frogs gay.
Read More »American Medical Association Says BMI is Bad Because It’s Racist or Something
Another thing that's secretly racist.
Read More »DOOMED PUP: Black Pit Bull Owner Stabs Gay Guys’ Dog to Death in Central Park!
I feel like I need to go back and read Aristophanes and write a comedy play called "The Americans" about this news story.
Read More »Massive Yosemite National Park Fire Blamed on Climate Change Actually Started by Elderly Man
Eating bugs could have prevented this.
Read More »12-Year-Old Facing Criminal Harassment Charges After Sending Hitler Drawing to Jewish Teacher
This is a new form of banned speech.
Read More »Watch: Rapper Big Pokey Dies Suddenly on Stage
WHAT NIGGA? YOU BE DYIN? NIGGAS BE DYIN OUT DIS BITCH?
Read More »Emperor Xi Gives Childlike Americans an Andy Griffith-Style Talkin’ To
It's really sad how embarrassing it is to be American.
Read More »Retards Who Went Into Pod to View Titanic for Tourist Purposes Disappear
Why would someone get in this pod???
Read More »Over 5,000 Congregations Split from United Methodist Church Over Support for Anal
This is the second biggest protestant denomination in America.
Read More »Woman Sues Hospital for Removing Her Breasts When She was 13
Kids are being brainwashed into becoming trannies.
Read More »More Than Half of Americans Want Immediate Trump Pardon
If Democracy is real, Joe Brandon will have to pardon Trump.
Read More »California: Thousands of Christians Protest Dodgers’ Pride Event
People are not happy.
Read More »White Female “Space Force General” Says Opposing Anal is Weakening the Army
Why are there women in the army?
Read More »Trump Lacked Authority to Declassify One of the Secret Documents, Experts Say
The president doesn't really have any authority, actually.
Read More »“God Save the Queen, Man”
Brandon is just trying to fit in with the kids.
Read More »Fox Fires Former Tucker Producer for Calling Biden a “Wannabe Dictator” in Chyron
I will say it is funny that Tucker Carlson referred to "the women who run the network."
Read More »Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He’d Run for President If He was Allowed
Arnold is still acting like a complete fag.
Read More »Horrible Woman Writer Cancels Her Upcoming Book Because It’s Set in Russia
Ukrainians were allegedly whining.
Read More »Illinois: Obese Jew Governor Signs Law Defunding Libraries That Remove Children’s Gay Sex Instruction Manuals
This is important, goy.
Read More »This Brandon Bribery Scandal is Some Kind of Hit Job
When something happens in the narrative, it is for a reason, and the reason is never "conservatives finally won something."
Read More »NATO Preparing “Long-Term Support” Plan for the Territory of the Former Ukraine
Take your time, NATO.
Read More »Watch: RFK Jr. Blows Joe Rogan’s Mind with Inconvenient Facts!
Joe is in his bunker, planning his next move!
Read More »Starbucks to Pay Out More Than $25 Million to Female Manager Fired for Being White
This was one of the big events that triggered BLM mania.
Read More »Only Majority-Moslem City in America Bans Anal Flags on Public Property
There is a Moslem city in America.
Read More »Czech President Says to Treat Russians Like US Treated Japs During WWII
The Japs were put in camps.
Read More »Seattle: Convicted Felon Walks Up to Car, Shoots Pregnant Chinese Woman Multiple Times
Just a little side effect of building a utopia.
Read More »Google Tells Employees Not to Tell Trade Secrets to AI Chatbots, Not to Run AI-Generated Code
Release the AIs.
Read More »Massachusetts: Middle Schoolers Revolt Against the Anus!
"My pronouns are USA!"
Read More »Brandon Sending More Equipment to the Ukraine to Replace Destroyed Armor
They keep sending weapons. They will probably keep doing that until all the old stuff is gone, then try to draw some kind of line.
Read More »Jew Yellen Admits Lunatic Anti-Russian Sanctions Threaten Dollar Hegemony
Haha. Ha.
Read More »Man’s Smart Home Shut Down After Amazon Deliveryman Claims to Hear Mean Word
Are you ready to live in a parody of 1984?
Read More »Brandon Promotes “Israel Model” for the Ukraine! HA!
No more NATO talk.
Read More »Majority of Americans Oppose Trannies, Want to Stop Them from Humiliating Women
Because America is a democracy, based on the values of democracy, popular opinion is totally irrelevant.
Read More »Based Smog from Canadian Wildfires Affecting Non-Whites More Than White People
Science-confirmed basedness.
Read More »After Meeting Brandon, Tranny Exposes His Huge Fake Breasts on White House Lawn
We stand on the cusp of a utopia.
Read More »Jewish Cuban Says Going Woke is Profitable
He says that because he's Jewish.
Read More »Massachusetts: Children’s Playground Slides Doused with Acid
Everything is very, very normal - the United States simply could not be any more normal.
Read More »Will the Open Targeting of Children Sink the Entire Faggot Normalization Project?
Probably not.
Read More »New York Sues 30 Counties to Force Them to Accept Syrian Child Refugees from Mexico
They're getting more greatest strength whether they want it or not.
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