We're gonna need to add a pile of dildos next to the pile of shoes.
Read More »Watch: Dark Figure Unleashes Gunshot Storm with Assault Rifle on Suburban Florida Street
Black people think their guns shoot homing bullets.
Read More »In Speech to “Donors in New York,” Trump Vows to Deport Pro-Palestine Students to Protect Jews from Criticism
DO NOT VOTE.
Read More »New York Democrat Declares Military Recruitment Failure is “Deeply Problematic as a Democracy”
If Biden is reappointed, he's going to have to do a draft.
Read More »Watch: Airbus Plane Engine Catches Fire at O’Hare! Fire on the Dance Floor! Fire at the Taco Bell!
Inclusion and diversity is simply incompatible with technology.
Read More »US and Europe Considering Mass Vaccination of Chickens and Dairy Workers Against Bird Flu
The Jews are very interested in protecting their beloved goyim.
Read More »Maybe the Bear Wouldn’t Have Been Messing with the Kid If He Didn’t Look Like Such a Pussy?
Bears are drilling pussy like oil rigs drilling for black gold while the white man don't even lift.
Read More »Virginia: Tech Company Fined for Wanting to Hire Only Whites
They claim a disgruntled employee did it to make them look bad.
Read More »Responding to Polish Retard, Medvedev Says Fatmerican Plan to Attack Russian Targets Would Trigger World War
Why is Europe at war with Russia again?
Read More »Dershowitz Says Students Protesting for Gaza are Like Hitler’s Youth
People are starting to realize Hitler was a good guy.
Read More »Tranny Stabs 4 Girls in Massachusetts AMC Theater, 2 at McDonald’s
Trannies hate women.
Read More »NYC: Dark Figure Sets Straphanger on Fire
His motive remains a mystery.
Read More »Brandon Tells West Point Graduates They Have to Go to War Against Moslems, Russians, And the Chinese
He said "indispensable nation" lol
Read More »California: Almost Half of UCLA Med School Students Fail Basic Tests
They went full retard with the affirmative action.
Read More »NY Legislators Want to Stop Classifying Middle Easterners and North Africans as White
What percentage of America is actually white?
Read More »Arizona Doctors Can Take Patients to California to Perform Abortions Under New Law
Newsom wants California to become a "sanctuary" for child sacrifice.
Read More »Bibi Will Address US Congress Soon, Four-Eyes Johnson Says
What do people think when they see this shit?
Read More »Watch: Black Middle Schooler Throws Teacher Against Wall in Texas
She had it coming.
Read More »NY: Thousands Flood City Hall to Protest Against Proposed Homeless Shelter
Homeless people should just be thrown into a camp in the middle of nowhere until they get their shit together.
Read More »Media Saying Bird Flu Variant Found in Meat Killed Half of the People It Infected
They really don't want people eating meat.
Read More »Negress Who Beat Kaylee Gain Into a Coma Won’t be Charged as an Adult
Shocker!
Read More »UCLA Police Chief Reassigned After Allowing Mob to Attack Students Camping for Gaza
The cops only exist to serve the interests of the Jews.
Read More »AP Finally Reports Israel is Losing the War, So This is Now a Big News Story
We've been saying this for months, citing all the facts, but it only matters when the mainstream media says it.
Read More »Cops Using Food as a Weapon Against UCLA Anti-Israel Protesters
It won't be long before the IDF is dropping ten ton bombs on American college campuses.
Read More »Harvard: Massive Commencement Walkout as Students Chant “FREE PALESTINE”
I also have a press freedom problem.
Read More »Tornado Rapes Iowa Wind Turbines (Just Bury Them in Landfills to Further Poison the Groundwater)
If global warmers aren't stopped, they are going to poison the entire earth and make it unlivable for most forms of life.
Read More »Dastardly Boy-Lover Lindsey Graham Whines That If ICC Goes After Israel They Will Soon Come for Him
I'm not sure why he would think this was even a good case to make.
Read More »“Experts” Still Hyping “Bird Flu,” Say Virus Already “Jumping” to Humans from Cows
In 2020, viruses declared war on mankind.
Read More »Washington, DC: 59-Year-Old Woman Sentenced to 2 Years in Jail for Protesting Abortion
Moloch is pleased.
Read More »Families of Uvalde Victims Settle for $2M After Badge Niggers Sat Around Doing Nothing While Kids Died
If your kids are ever trapped in a school with a mass shooter, tell the cops that the shooter criticized aid to Israel.
Read More »Israel Orders Anal Countries to Unite Against ICC, Boycott Netanyahu Arrest Warrant
The Jews are looking pretty desperate.
Read More »Colorado Teen Going to Jail After Cops Ask Google for IP Addresses Near Crime Scene
[Editor's note: Elvis wrote the title. I wrote these stupid jokes, like I do in every article. I think Elvis' title is saying something about Google spying on you, but everyone already knew they could search warrant for your location information. I guess the issue is that it's such a wide net, to get all of the IP addresses within 15 days? Idk exactly what he's trying to say here.]
Read More »Watch: Protesters Disrupt Blinken During Senate Testimony – “Butcher of Gaza!”
Is Antony Blinken Jewish?
Read More »Watch: Cops in Riot Gear Assault Students at University of Michigan Gaza Camp
The cops seem to be enjoying it.
Read More »Kentucky: Catholic Monk Reveals “He” is Actually a Woman, Says Church Can’t Kick Trannies Out!
Heresy!
Read More »Will Trump Truly Bring a Unified Reich?
I don't believe this campaign promise at all.
Read More »Plastics Found Inside Every Human Testicle Examined in Study
This is a real threat to humanity.
Read More »New York City Now has Fewest Cops in Decades, Keeps Losing More
Now fewer blacks will be viciously slaughtered for no reason.
Read More »Brandon Calls ICC Arrest Warrant for Bibi “Outrageous,” Confirms Eternal Allegiance to Baby-Killing Jews
Brandon is between a rock and a hard Jewish cock.
Read More »48% of Americans Believe They’ll Live to See Cow Farts Burn Entire Planet
You need to obey the Jews or else the cows will burn you alive, goy.
Read More »Julian Assange Granted Right to Appeal Against Extradition to America
American government officials should be prosecuted for everything they've put him through.
Read More »NYPD Taking Heat Over Needless Violence Against Protesters Who Criticize Jews
The cops are unhinged psychos.
Read More »Federal Judge Blocks Biden Administration’s Attempt to Expand Gun Background Checks
Demon-RATS are obsessed with taking people's guns.
Read More »Pope Francis Says Trying to Stop Migrants from Crossing Southern Border is Madness
You just have to let them all in!
Read More »Churches Should Have Armed Security, Experts Say
It's a side effect of building the utopia.
Read More »Oregon Counties Want to Join Idaho Because People are Sick of Trannies and Global Warming Crap
Conservatives should have their own country, actually.
Read More »Watch: Psycho NYC Cops Attack Protesters on the Street for Criticizing Israel, Arrest at Least a Dozen
We need to bring in Hamas peacekeepers to arrest the NYPD.
Read More »Maryland: Court Refuses to Let Religious Elementary School Children Opt-Out of Anal Lessons
The kids gotta learn to get fisted sometime. Might as well be in elementary school.
Read More »Some Question Boeing Whistleblower’s Suicide Note
It makes sense.
Read More »Penis-Shrinking Chemicals Found in Great Lakes Basin’s Air, Rain, Atmosphere and Water
The air itself is now making people gay.
Read More »Wang Says the US Responsible for Ukraine War, US are Fat Retards
How can the US claim it is a force for peace? All they do is start wars all over the world.
Read More »Brandon May Not Even Attend Zelensky’s Goof-Ass Fake “Peace Conference”
No one is taking this seriously.
Read More »Thomas Massie Threatens to Subpoena CDC for Vax Data
I don't really care what's in the vax. I just hope everyone who took it dies soon.
Read More »State Department Says People of Anus at Risk of Terrorist Attacks During Anus Month
An entire month is just too much.
Read More »NYC: Female Teacher Who Sent 28,000 Texts to Student Now Fired from Latest Job
All female teachers are doing this.
Read More »Justice Department Reclassifies Marijuana as a Less Dangerous Drug
Just get high and relax, goy. Don't think too hard.
Read More »Cops Arrest “Serial Rapist” Migrant Who Drove Around in Rape Dungeon Van
These migrants have pretty original hobbies.
Read More »House Approves Bill That Will Defund American Military Until Brandon Sends All Shipments to Israel
This Johnson fellow is the worst human being that ever lived.
Read More »US Bans Chinese “Genocide Cotton”
The fact that the US comes out with this while they are actively supporting a real and very obvious genocide in Palestine is especially egregious.
Read More »Old Women Say David Copperfield Committed “Sexual Misconduct” More Than 30 Years Ago
Old women shouldn't be allowed to dictate the rules of human sexuality.
Read More »New School Faculty Members Set Up First Staff-Led Gaza Solidarity Encampment
More and more people are going to join.
Read More »DAMAGE CONTROL: Brandon Claims He Will Send Israel Fewer Weapons If Jews “Go Into” Rafah
What does this mean? The Jews are already mass bombing Gaza, and moving their troops to surround it.
Read More »Ohio: Attorney General Says He’s Going to Use Ancient Anti-KKK Face-Covering Law to Ruin Students’ Lives with Felony Charges
Well, that's an escalation.
Read More »Prosecutors Investigating Whether Tesla Mislead Investors and Consumers About Autopilot
It's a very misleading name.
Read More »TikTok Sues US Government Over Ban Law
This is about JEWS.
Read More »Watch: Jew Taunts Gaza Solidarity Protesters in Manhattan, Gets Punched
It looks like the Jews are losing situational awareness.
Read More »US Investigating Musk’s Murder Machines After Massive Recall Fails to Stop “Autopilot” Crashes
Why doesn't it work, Elon?
Read More »Republicans Move to Punish Ilhan Omar for Criticism of Jews
She's a very easy target.
Read More »Brandon Condemns “Ancient Hatred of Jews,” Victim-Blames Palestinians for Jewish Mass Murder
But why do people hate the Jews tho?
Read More »Israelis Accuse Americans of Botching Ceasefire Talks
The Israelis agreed to these talks, then publicly said they wouldn't honor the results, then refused to send a delegation.
Read More »FAA Investigating Boeing Over Faking Safety Tests
It's racist to call it "misconduct."
Read More »RNC’s New Spokesman is a 28-Year-Old “Proud Religious Jew” Bikini Model
Them chosen ones is beautiful.
Read More »MIT Students Break in After Police Raid, Columbia Cancels Graduation
Scenes from Rafah are going to start coming in soon. It's not going to help with shutting it down.
Read More »Universities Want to Ban Anonymous Apps on Campuses to Sabotage Gaza Protests
They're not saying it outright, but still.
Read More »Watch: Black Man Pulls Gun on Pennsylvania Pastor During Service, Tries to Shoot Him
His gun jammed.
Read More »Government Now Hyping New “Pandemic” Hoax
It's easy to see how the government would think a flu hoax would be the way to shut down all anti-war protests.
Read More »Jew Schumer Sends Jews $400 Million FREE Because They Got Emails Saying There was a Bomb
There were not any bombs!
Read More »Black Student Caught on Camera Slapping Teacher Charged as Adult
That cunt teacher had it coming.
Read More »Trump Vows to Deploy Military for “Largest Mass Deportation Effort” in American History
Everyone is tired of the invaders.
Read More »US Says No Defense Deal for Saudi Unless They Recognize Israel
How could this be possible?
Read More »UK Students Want Campus Protests to Reach Scale of US, Spread Worldwide
The world is becoming a beautiful place again.
Read More »University of Michigan: Graduating Students Wave Palestine Flags and Protest During Ceremony!
It's the graduating students themselves protesting. The graduation was not interrupted by outsiders.
Read More »The Fake Synagogue Bomb Threats are Starting Again!
HOAX HOAX HOAX
Read More »University of Mississippi Frat Boys Did Monkey Noises at Pro-Palestine Blacks, May be Disciplined
This is Ben Shapiro's fault, frankly.
Read More »Houthis Offer Suspended US Students Spots at Houthi University
Way more fun.
Read More »US Military Now Using AI to Control F-16 Fighter Jets
This will allow blacks and women to become jet pilots.
Read More »Joe Rogan Throws Support Behind Jewish Terror Machine
No one likes college students. Obviously. But that doesn't have anything to do with Palestine.
Read More »Cops with Helmets and Batons Storm NYU Gaza Solidarity Encampment
The cops appear to be enjoying it.
Read More »Republicans Introduce Law to Prevent Anti-Israel Protesters from Getting Student Loan Bailouts
Tom Cotton is just searching for more dicks to suck.
Read More »American Nightmare: Over 2,000 Students in Total Arrested on Various Campuses for Standing with Palestine
This is a tyranny, and it cannot be sustained.
Read More »Wisconsin: Female Elementary School Teacher Arrested for “Making Out” with 11-Year-Old Boy
She didn't even blow him. This isn't news.
Read More »Brandon Calls Japan, India, Other Countries “Xenophobic” for Not Bringing in More Useless Immigrants
Is it really smart to attack your supposed allies like this?
Read More »Another Boeing Whistleblower Dies Under Mysterious Circumstances
This one is more plausible than the "surprise suicide."
Read More »Las Vegas: Homeless Man Tackles Man to the Ground, Eats Eye and Ear, Cites Demon Possession
The Utopia has finally materialized.
Read More »Soldier Matt Gaetz Stands Up Against Enshrining Jewish Dominion Into Law
This time, it's going to be a lot worse than a pile of shoes.
Read More »Arizona Senate Repeals 1864’s “Strict” Abortion Ban Thanks to Two Republicans
Republicans are only supposed to oppose migration and trannies in women's sports.
Read More »United Methodist “Church” Overwhelmingly Votes to Allow Anal Priests
All of these people are going to hell.
Read More »House Rushes Through Insane “Working Definition of Antisemitism” Bill That Says “Anti-Zionism is Anti-Semitism”
Well, that escalated quickly.
Read More »Jewish Hate Mob Attacks Pro-Palestine Protesters at UCLA, Seeking to Reenact Gaza Slaughter in America
Ban the Jews!
Read More »Virulent Jew-Lover and Anti-America Activist Donald Trump Calls to “Stop the Protests”
There is nothing interesting about this election. It is just dumb theater for fat goyim.
Read More »Migrant Bites Security Guard’s Head at Randall’s Island Shelter
HEAD = BITTEN
Read More »Columbia: After Antifa Joins Protest, Hundreds of Cops Show Up to Brutalize and Expel Students
Who is this not obvious to?
Read More »Four-Eyed Dweeb Mike Johnson Says “Antisemitism is a Virus”
Johnson is saying Biden needs to do more to silence freedom of speech in America.
Read More »Palestine Supporters March Through New York, Get Arrested
The cops are siding with the child murderers.
Read More »Arizona: Old Rancher Who Allegedly Shot Invasive Immigrant Will Not be Retried After Mistrial
Justice was served for once.
Read More »Black-Masked “Students” Allegedly Seize Columbia University Building, Committing Vandalism, Trespassing
Antifa arrives! Whoops! No more peaceful protests!
Read More »Columbia: Students Suspended for Refusing to Bow to Jewish Domination
The students are not budging.
Read More »Supreme Court Confirms Rights of Baton Rouge Suburb to Split from Poor Blacks and Form Own Municipality
Millstone removed!
Read More »Brutish Figure Knocks Random Bronx Grandmother Unconscious
Black men do these random attacks for fun.
Read More »After Passage of US Aid Bill, Top Ukraine General Announces Bold Strategy of “Tactical Retreat”
It sure is a good thing they got that $61 billion though.
Read More »Minnesota: City of Minneapolis Pays Black $150,000 for Witnessing George Floyd’s Death
Dat nigga got PTSD 'n' shieet.
Read More »Odious Slimebucket Greenblatt Accuses Ilhan Omar of “Blood Libel” for Saying Jews are Committing a Genocide
So what about all the academics and others making this same precise claim? What about the 85% of the world that is calling it a genocide? Even the Indian media says "genocide."
Read More »Centrally Organized Nationwide Crackdown on Pro-Palestine Protests – Hundreds Arrested (At Least)
The number of arrests is probably irrelevant, but the media seems to want to keep it in the "hundreds" range, as "thousands arrested" sounds much more severe.
Read More »Lady Gaga Looks Like a Tranny to Me
By the way, this is filler. I think everyone already knows Gaga and every other woman over 22 is now under suspicion of being a tranny. That's not news.
Read More »NYC to Pay a Total of $2.1 Million to Three White Women Demoted and Replaced by Diversity
They should be paying the white men who were replaced by these women.
Read More »Watch: Intrepid Dark Figure Attacks Driver, Causes Bus to Crash Into Building
Brilliant idea.
Read More »Parents Outraged After Drag Queen Performs at New Mexico High School Prom
The purpose of school is to turn kids gay.
Read More »Boston: Paramilitary Forces Sent in to Brutalize College Kids for Criticizing Israel
You can't zip-tie the revolution.
Read More »Musk’s Murder Machine: Tesla Autopilot Kills Many Folks
He's a supervillain...!
Read More »51% of Americans, Including 42% of Democrats, Support Mass Deportations of Migrants
Unfortunately, America is a democracy, so it doesn't matter what the majority of people want.
Read More »NYC: Based Venezuelan Opens Fire on Slut Who Rejected His Advances at a Party
Venezuelans are checking the bitches Americans don't want to check.
Read More »Watch: Brutal Cops Take Down Helpless Female Emory Professor at Palestine Solidarity Encampment
The "right-wingers" celebrating this are true goyim. They are deep goyim.
Read More »At Least 40 Campuses Across America Have Gaza Solidarity Encampments
Americans stand with the children of Gaza.
Read More »Arizona: Judge Declares Mistrial in Case of Old Man Who Shot Mexican Invader
7 of the 8 jurors wanted to acquit him.
Read More »Las Vegas: Black Teacher Fights Student Who Called Him “N-Word”
Black people with jobs are still black.
Read More »Students Not Backing Down After Clashing with Cops Over Gaza Solidarity Camps
Everyone wants the genocide to stop.
Read More »US Birthrate has Dropped Into the Pits
Sluts are destroying civilization, and whites are going around saying "oh yes, but they deserve to get majorly fucked by strangers."
Read More »Maryland: Black Teacher Arrested for Making AI-Generated Recording of Principal Making “Antisemitic” Statements
His motive was revenge.
Read More »America Gives Long Range ATACMS Missiles to the Ukraine
It's not going to end well for the Ukraine.
Read More »Bibi Lashes Out Against American Student Protesters, Says It’s Nazism
Seems reasonable enough.
Read More »Princeton Says They Will Ban Any Students Who Engage in Gaza Solidarity Protests
Will it work? Who knows. I don't know.
Read More »Watch: Migrants Fight Each Other with Bats, Belts, And Traffic Cones Outside NYC Hotel
They don't behave this badly in their own countries.
Read More »Mike Johnson Threatens White House Over Sanctioning of Israeli Battalion
Mike Johnson serves Israel.
Read More »Ohio Company Launches Robot Dog with Flamethrower Attached
Meh.
Read More »NYPD Arrests Dark Figure Who Punched Eight Random Women
He should get a medal.
Read More »NYC: Palestinian Liberation Protesters March to NYPD Headquarters After Mass Arrests at NYU
America is becoming ungovernable.
Read More »Palestine Supporters Set Up Protest Camps Across the US
You can't arrest the revolution.
Read More »Useless Journo Slut Says White Supremacy Gave Her Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars
So when's my check due?
Read More »White House Lashes Out at “Antisemitic” University Protests, Vows to Defend Feelings of Jews
This is exactly what we want the government doing right now. Keep pushing. Keep trying to arrest the revolution.
Read More »NYU: Students Set Up Camp to Support Palestine, Get Arrested
Support for Palestine is against our democracy, and our democracy is who we are.
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