Slut Occupation Government of Finland to Join NATO, Build Wall Against Russia

The Finnish Prime Minister abandoned her campaign promise to give “hardcore and extreme blowjobs that include deepthroat and gagging” to everyone who voted for her. In fact, she didn’t give any of the men who voted for her even moderate blowjobs, and instead only gave simple handjobs (fully clothed, no kissing on the mouth) to a handful of handsome voters who were also able to provide her with more than $600 worth of cocaine.

I remember when I was a kid they told me that both militaristic aggression and building walls to keep out your ideological enemies were bad things.

But our beliefs can completely flip, apparently. In fact, that is who we are in a democracy. It’s mostly because of our values that we sometimes promote the opposite things at the same time.

The Guardian:

Finland’s parliament has overwhelmingly approved legislation allowing the country to join Nato, increasing the chances of it becoming a member of the transatlantic defensive alliance before its Nordic neighbour Sweden.

Both countries last year abandoned decades of military non-alignment in a historic policy shift triggered by Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, submitting simultaneous Nato membership applications and pledging to complete the process “hand-in-hand”.

They realized war is good because Russia is against gays and doesn’t even have child trannies.

However, new entrants must be approved by all 30 existing members and while both applications still await approval from Hungary and Turkey, Sweden’s faces objections from Ankara for harbouring what it considers members of terrorist groups.

Finnish MPs voted 184 in favour of accepting the Nato treaties, with seven against and one abstaining, after earlier pushing for the legislation to be passed before general elections planned for early next month in order to avoid a political vacuum.

The vote came as work started on a fence along parts of Finland’s 1,340km (830-mile) border with Russia aimed at boosting security and tackling any attempt by Moscow to weaponise mass migration after its invasion of Ukraine.

Parliamentary approval does not mean Finland will automatically join Nato once Turkey and Hungary ratify its application, but the bill must be signed into law by the president within three months, setting a deadline on how long it can wait for Sweden.

I can also remember when they said Donald Trump was evil for building a wall.

However, he wanted to build a wall against our greatest strength, whereas Finland is building a wall against our greatest enemy: white people who are not trannies and do not even have gay anal sex with each other.

Seriously though: every single person involved in policy-making knows for an absolute fact that Russia has no plans to invade *checks notes* no plans to invade Finland.

This is moronic, and the only way they are getting away with this narrative is by putting this cocksucker up there to dazzle the goyim. Everyone who understands anything understands why Russia invaded the Ukraine. You can disagree with the reasoning, but none of these people do this. Instead, they make up a totally fake narrative about Russia’s motivations, and actively suppress statements coming out of Russia about the conflict. They are only able to do this because the peasantry is very stupid and totally incapable of critical thought, and because the people who would naturally be the leaders of the peasants are silenced and suppressed.