“Slutty Vegan”: Everything All At Once in a Single News Story

Alice Dietz feeding her little black angel vegan food to try to lower his testosterone so he doesn’t murder her in a couple years.

In Brooklyn, there is a pornographic vegan restaurant run by Jews. Vegan parents bring their abused children to the restaurant and read the obscene names of the dishes to their kids.

The staff and customers are all blacks, according to pictures.

This is really a tale that sums up everything I’m against.

I’m sure they require a vax pass.

This is what happens when you tell peasants they’re royalty.

New York Post:

On a Wednesday afternoon, hordes of eager Brooklynites lined up along busy Fulton Street in the heart of Fort Greene. The bold cry of “We’ve got a virgin in the building!” could be heard, over and over again, up and down the block.

“I want a One Night Stand,” one woman uttered to her girlfriend, who was there for a Hollywood Hooker. A lady in a hot-pink blazer exited the building, muttering to herself, “I’ve never been called a slut in my life!” An 8-year-old boy turned to his mom, and asked, “What’s a slut?”

Welcome to Slutty Vegan — not a cruelty-free strip club, but rather, a provocative, plant-based fast food concept that just opened its first New York location. Customers — a k a “sluts” — order up sexy, cheekily named veggie takes on burgers, cheese steak, hot dogs and chicken fingers.

Okay, well – referring to the customers as “sluts” is actually funny, and in at least half the cases would be true.

The impudent chain was launched in Atlanta in 2018 by founder Pinky Cole, a one-time Harlem restaurateur who began with the goal of reimagining how people view vegan food, wrapping it up in a playful, risqué bow.

Whitey, I…

Now, the 4-year-old concept has seven locations and counting and is valued at $100 million, with Danny Meyer’s Enlightened Hospitality Investments among its supporters. Amidst her success, Cole has given back, creating the Pinky Cole Foundation to assist entrepreneurs of color.

Goyim, I…
Wow, I called this one. I just looked it up right now. I had forgotten Meyer was out there going nuts over the virus hoax.

At the Brooklyn outpost, stroller moms, suits and art students are lining up for a taste. Even Mayor Eric Adams, who has followed a mostly plant-based diet since 2016, welcomed Slutty Vegan with a video message, saying: “It was about time you brought your vegan burgers here to the greatest city in the world.”

Eric Adams is likely trying to burger up that slut with his meaty member.

But that’s none of my business.

But the name of the restaurant, not to mention the menu items —  banana pudding is served in a paper cup baring the name Happy Ending, while the Ménage à Trois, a burger loaded with vegan bacon, shrimp, cheese and the house’s signature Slut Sauce is a sizzling hot seller — has proved to be a sticking point for local parents. Brooklyn moms and dads are eager to support a black-owned business and have tasty plant-based fare in the neighborhood, but they’re not loving the brazen branding.

“I had to explain ‘what does slutty mean’ in 7-year-old language, and that was difficult, so I’m not really thrilled about that,” said Alice Dietz, 50, waiting in line to buy her vegan son Teddy, 7, a faux-cheeseburger kids meal.

“Whatever makes people think about vegan food and whatever makes people interested [is good],” the Crown Heights resident, who has been a vegan since age 15, said. “But as a mom, I kind of wish it wasn’t called that.”

Her 7-year-old vegan pickaninny. Isn’t that illegal?

You can already see that the little devil is a faggot.

Whatever. I agree with trying to slow his testosterone. That can save lives – not just hers, but any of us.

These liberal white women are so retarded. They go out and do veganism, drink those shakes made from grass, do wine tastings, visit modern art galleries, fraternize with gay men, read Cormac McCarthy novels, propagandize for global warming – and then go out and have sex with the most ridiculous blacks from the ghetto.

But hey – I guess it’s not just liberal white women. All white women crave black cock.

Real Life:

Men: Women, now you have freedom! What will you do??? Will you begin your scientific inventions??? Will you write an epic poem??? Will you travel to the stars on a wave of imagination???

Women: Well, the first thing I’m gonna do is find the biggest, greasiest black cock in town, and see if I can fit the whole thing down my throat. After that, I guess we’ll just see what happens!

Enough about women.

Let’s talk about veganism (which is basically an exclusively female phenomenon).

Veganism is so fake and retarded. They say they’re against meat, and claim meat isn’t natural for humans to eat (biology denialism), then everything they do is to try to make fake meat.

Obscene vegan fake meat is the true goyslop. People can call McDonald’s “goyslop,” but McDonald’s actually has beef.

By the way, speaking of beef – Pinky Cole’s husband is also a restaurateur. His name is Big Dave.

Guess what he makes?

It’s this:

That is downright pornographic imagery right there. I literally have an erection.

This bitch is literally working with the Jews to exploit the stupid and pathetic beliefs of white women to get rich while feasting on delicious and succulent cheesy cheesesteaks.

They have kids and I guarantee they are not raising them vegan like lunatic white women who deprive their children of essential nutrients and destroy their hormone systems to stop global warming (which is not real).

Let’s make a list

What was all in this story?

  • Jew overlord feeding goyim disgusting slop to destroy their bodies, minds and hormones (also trying to force-vax them)
  • Black people
  • White women with black children
  • Sexual perversion
  • Condescending liberal gibberish
  • Killing yourself to stop global warming (which is literally completely fake)

I’m sure there are gay and Ukraine flags in the Slutty Vegan. Meyer is probably donating a portion of his earnings to Zelensky’s off-shore account.

Everything is really black and white. I’m right about everything, they’re wrong about everything.