Stupid Bitch Truss Finally Resigns After 44 Days of Goofy Gutter Slut Nonsense

Previously: Liz Truss Apologizes to Parliament But Says She Won’t Quit

You know what they say: you can take the gutter slut out of the gutter, but you can’t make her balance a budget.

Sky News:

The prime minister has stepped up to a podium in Downing Street, after holding “crisis talks” with the chairman of the 1922 Committee.

Then we hear it – that on her 45th day in power she is resigning.

“I came into office at a time of great economic and international instability,” she said. “Families and businesses were worried about how to pay their bills.”

Ms Truss added that she was elected “with a mandate to change this” – saying: “We delivered on energy bills, and on cutting National Insurance.”

She says she now recognises she “cannot deliver the mandate” on which she was elected – “given the situation”.

Ms Truss has spoken to King Charles to tender her resignation, she said.

There will be a leadership election “to be completed within the next week”.

This bitch came in thinking she could get favors from rich people by helping them drain the remainder of the British economy, but she went too hard and too fast.

Truss has the gutter slut mindset. It’s written all over her face.

If a man with money asks a gutter slut “what are you doing tonight?” the gutter slut will always answer “anything you want me to, baby.”

So when a bunch of bankers showed up after she was made PM, she gave them the traditional gutter slut response.

Without going into the boring details, the stuff she was doing to allegedly prop-up the economy involved transferring all the money to banks who are currently in the process of betting against the pound. It’s not even clear if the country’s economy will be able to recover from this at all.

It’s not clear how the conservatives are going to avoid elections at this point. I have no idea what Labour is even saying right now, because they forced out Jeremy Corbyn over his plan to exterminate the Jews. But the conservatives have had such an abysmal run, it’s possible that Labour could actually win an election.