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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
June 19, 2017
After Lauren Southern quit Ezra Levant’s Rebel Media, he hired the Jewess Laura Loomer to replace her.
Southern had a weird asymmetrical mouth, but with her mouth shut – as a woman’s mouth generally should be – she’s a solid 8.
Loomer, on the other hand, has a standard Jew rat face.
But enough about faces.
What people are really interested in in a female news reporter is their tits.
First, let’s check out Southern’s rack.
Of course, they look huge when she’s standing next to that early stage m-to-f tranny. But in fact, they are b cups. However, as far as b cups go, they look quite firm and shapely. She’s certainly no Emily Youcis, but I can’t knock those knockers. She is fat however, and if she were to maintain a healthy weight, the breasts would probably shrink.
What about Loomer though?
Well – you be the judge.
Here wait – let me be the judge: these tits are slightly larger than Southern’s, but this is because she is dangerously obese. Look at that belly. Look at that flab hanging out from underneath her armpits. What kind of a person carries fat under their armpits? The tits themselves are grossly misshapen, similar to her mutant face.
But I know what you’re going to ask – what about Faith Goldy?
Well, Goldy is objectively the prettiest of former and current Rebel Media thots.
But get this – she is clever enough to have never revealed a braless image of herself online.
Though she has multiple bikini shots on her instagram, she’s avoided showing her breasts.
And why would she, given the state of modern bra technology?
However, given her bone-skinny body, and the fact that she’s had kids, it is safe to assume her tits are an absolute disaster.
In fact, we do have some insight into that.
Goldy cheated on her husband with the Neo-Nazi terrorist Steven Crowder.
Crowder, as is his way, had a thing or two to say about that particular encounter.
That’s really all the evidence I need to rank Goldy’s tits.
In the end, it just seems that top-shelf skanks don’t want on Ezra Levant’s casting couch.
That seems to be the biggest thing holding back his total takeover of right-wing media.
