Travis Barker’s 17-Year-Old Daughter Hits Out Against Claims She is Too Big of a Whore

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I want to fuck this bitch. And so do you.

But we have to wait six months before we’re allowed to say that, or we are subject to critical sanctions.

In six months, we can pay $3 for pictures of her asshole on OnlyFans to masturbate to. That’s empowering to her and the masturbation is healthy for us.

Don’t worry. This all makes perfect sense. The important thing is that you don’t think too much about it.

New York Post:

Alabama Barker clapped back at haters who shamed her for wearing heavy makeup on social media.

The 17-year-old daughter of Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler received several messages from trolls, telling her she appears too mature for her age.

Yeah, she is only 17! She needs to wait a few months for her 18th birthday before going full e-whore!

Because that makes a difference somehow!

A difference no one can explain!

Taking to TikTok, the teen appeared in full glam to hit out at the comments, captioning the short clip, “When Kathryn with 3 kids only waterline liner, 4 different colored blonde & Tom shows, talk about my makeup or my age.”

The TikTok was accompanied by the viral audio clip that says, “I’d tell you what you look like but you won’t like it.”

In the comments section, one fan tried to rationalize by writing, “I think people are just concerned about the over sexualization of youth in Hollywood/LA culture.”

Yeah, I don’t know if people are actually concerned about that. These are deckchairs on the Titanic.

Basically, this “age of consent” thing is one of the few things you’re still allowed to be outraged about. Your whole life is ruined if you complain about school counselors encouraging vulnerable 7-year-olds to inject themselves with tranny hormones, but you can whine about a 17-year-old hooker needing to wait a few months before going full hooker.

What appears to be happening is that people sublimate their outrage from what they should be outraged about to things that don’t matter at all.

I personally have a problem with the fact that women are allowed to post these whore videos on the internet at all. But what possible difference can it make if her 18th birthday is a few months off? How could anyone possibly care about that?

You don’t care about sexualization of society in general, but you care about the “too early” sexualization of a 17-year-old?

What is the logic? Where is the reasoning?

And here’s the thing: the entire internet would be celebrating if this whore decided to cut her tits off and inject herself with drugs that cause permanent, irreversible bodily changes to the endocrine system. Because you’re allowed to do that at 17. And you’re not allowed to complain about 17-year-olds doing that.

Listen: facts be told, 17-year-old whores have been a thing since like, the beginning of time. I understand this is unfortunate, and we should have a society that encourages modesty and marriage among teenage girls (particularly in public spaces, where they are polluting society with their harlotry).

But come on.

Priorities, people.

Protecting white women from their own decisions has proved a nonstarter. We’ve been dealing with this issue for 60 years, and we’ve yet to convince a single woman to make good decisions.

If I were going to scold this grimy whore Alabama Barker about something, I would scold her about her dad’s new single, which seems to in some ways totally discredit basic millennial identity in the same way that boomer identity was totally discredited when Bob Seger sold “Like a Rock” to Ford Motors.

It hurts my soul how bad this shit is.

Zoomers will never understand what Blink 182 meant to millennials.

Besides being very vile garbage, this song contains the lyric “I’m a punk rock kid who came from hell with a curse, she tried to pray it away, so I fucked her in church.”

How is that not an outrage? 

Instead it’s “we need to enforce the speed limit on the tens-of-thousands-of-year-old institution of teen whoring”?

Maybe we should be asking what kind of kids are going to be produced from the kind of people who put out “I fucked her in church while she was praying” songs?

It seems probably not very healthy children. In fact, it seems that they would produce whore daughters.

But I’m not a sociologist.