Walmart Shuts Down Last 2 Stores in Portland

We don’t need no stinkin’ Walmart.

This is Portland, nigger – we only eat what we kill.

Washington Examiner:

The last two Walmart stores in Portland, Oregon , are closing their doors as companies across the board experience surges in retail theft .

The stores will both close on March 24. Walmart says it’s because the stores are not meeting expectations financially.

“This decision was not made lightly and was reached only after a thorough review process. We have nearly 5,000 stores across the U.S., and unfortunately, some do not meet our financial expectations. While our underlying business is strong, these specific stores haven’t performed as well as we hoped,” a spokesperson told the Washington Examiner.

“There is no single cause for why a store closes and our decision is based on several factors, including historic and current financial performance, and is in line with the threshold that guides our strategy to close underperforming locations,” the statement continued.

In December, President and CEO of Walmart Inc. Doug McMillon said that “theft is an issue. It is higher than what it has historically been.”

He also revealed that “if that is not corrected, over time, prices will be higher and/or stores will close.”

McMillon evidently wasn’t bluffing as Portland prepares to be without the retailer.

“It is really city by city, location by location, its store managers working with local law enforcement,” he said of how the company deals with theft and other crime.

It sure is something, how fast society is transforming.

It may seem like we’re going in the wrong direction, but in reality, we are on the cusp of a utopia.

We just need to silence the few dissenting voices critical of trannies and defunding the police, and we need to kick up the funding to the Ukraine until it hits 100% of the GDP.

At that point, we’re basically going to be living in a paradise on earth.

This is one of the most unintentionally funny things ever