What’s Happening? It’s Happening.

Imagine that Kanye and Sam Hyde are trending on Twitter at the same time right now.

Kanye is of course still trending because he is in the process of going Death Con 3 on Jewish people.

Kanye also went on a date with a hot bitch in between plotting his next move against these Jews.

Sam Hyde is trending because some asshole posted that he blew up the Crimean Bridge. Actually, he said that Russia said he did that.

That guy is an “analyst.” Other professional Russia-haters were also responding to this meme, including Julia Davis.

Sam is also trending because people at TwitchCon asked that Turkish rat Hasan Piker to fight him.

He tried to fight a 5’4″ Asian guy. But he won’t fight Sam Hyde.

I don’t even think those were right-wingers asking. Hasan is such a pussy faggot, he becomes emotionally unhinged like a hysterical woman whenever anyone mentions the name of Sam Hyde.

Hasan, who is both gay and Turkish, as well as mentally very slow, has also been officially determined to be non-white by the officials.

Officials have also determined that he needs to immediately leave our country, and return to his home country where he will be immediately beaten up and possibly hanged for bringing shame down on the nation.