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Daily Stormer
December 3, 2019
Kids are soon going to rule the world. Even the “Pope” is encouraging a full Toddler Dictatorship.
In the meantime, kids will rule adults’ diets.
This 9-year-old wants to make a deal with Donald Trump: Go vegan for the month of January, and he’ll donate $1 million dollars to veterans.
The brazen fourth-grader from Melbourne, Fla., made the bold offer Sunday morning in a series of advertisements planted on billboards, television spots and print media.
“He’s the president of our country, and pretty much everyone wants a healthy president,” Evan, a self-proclaimed vegan and animal-rights activist, told The Post. (His last name is being withheld because of his age.)
And if President Trump doesn’t accept Evan’s offer? That’s a $1 million donation down the drain for veterans. Evan is confident Trump will be able to put his love for fast-food burgers aside for the cause.
“I think that Trump really cares about our veterans [because] they’re the ones who fought and continue to fight for our country,” he said.
The precocious grade-schooler says he chose Trump since he has the power to inspire others.
“If people saw him do this, then everyone would hear about it and say, ‘If President Trump did it, maybe I can do it?’ ” Evan said.
In other words: “If you do what I say, I’ll do something good for veterans, so if you care about veterans, you’ll do what I say.”
What a manipulative little snake.
The cash, of course, won’t be put up by Evan himself, but by the nonprofit he’s representing called Million Dollar Vegan, which seeks to fight “climate change with diet change.”
The vegan advocacy group — which was behind a similar stunt earlier this year that challenged Pope Francis to try a plant-based diet for Lent — said they’ll be ready to cash out within one hour if the president agrees on Twitter.
Oh, right, the whole Farting Cow Apocalypse thing.
“Now, I know what you’re thinking,” the letter reads. “Why would I do that? Well, we want to Make America Healthy Again, and a plant-based diet can prevent, treat and even reverse many serious diseases …”
The letter goes on to list illnesses, including heart disease, type 2 diabetes and obesity, which some studies have shown could be mitigated by a plant-based diet.
Yeah, it may help in the short-term, but after a few months, vegans start to visibly deteriorate.
Then after a few years…
They’re not exactly role models for health.
“It’s really good for your body,” Evan said of the eating lifestyle. “It helps you every day, and you can wake up and feel amazing.”
Despite not being able to eat ice cream, cake or pizza, Evan says he absolutely “loves everything about” being vegan.
“I like that you can eat a meal … and animals don’t have to be hurt and the planet doesn’t have to be hurt,” he said, adding that cashew-cheese quesadillas are his favorite food.
Cashews hurt lots of Indian hands though.
It’s not just adults, kids also work there, manipulating poisonous raw cashews and getting acid burns all over their hands.
But I guess vegans just don’t care as long as some cow, somewhere, is happy.
Evan went vegan when he was only 5 years old, and has since amassed more than 15,000 followers on his Instagram account, which is run by his mom. He also sells his own vegan-inspired merch, including “powered by plants” and “animal defender” baseball caps on his website.
What a surprise, his mom is basically pimping him and running a business around him.
The poor kid got into the vegan cult when he was 5. He’ll likely look even less developed than Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg by the time he’s 16.
Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg, 16
Vegan kids are victims of child abuse. They get their puberty, health and fertility jeopardized — just like obese and transgender kids.
