I hope we all learn something this week.
Read More »Motivated Reasoning and World War III Analysis
Everyone who supports the West or East also believes their side will win.
Read More »A Reader Wonders Why He’s So Fucked Up
Suffering is innate.
Read More »Friday Memes?
It's filler.
Read More »The Confessions of Asmongold is a Good Video
I wish everyone was this frank.
Read More »A Reader Breaks Down the Resilience of Hezbollah’s Command Structure
This checks out.
Read More »Well, Iran Definitely Hit Israel. So What Now?
This is the greatest thing that has ever happened.
Read More »Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
Turns out, people saying Iran was ready for Israel were full of shit.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Still Kicking
One last caress, sweet death.
Read More »Memetic Monday: This Better be Good
Hopefully you're okay with this.
Read More »Holidays are Coming: Please Don’t Harass Your Family About the Jews
It's basically Christmas.
Read More »The Penguin Series Premiere Review: A Failure as a Comic Book Story, A Failure as a Gangster Story
It's a shame the writing is so poor, because Colin Farrell's performance is a lot of fun.
Read More »With Exploding Pager Terrorist Attacks, Israel and the US Have Permanently Altered the Global Security Landscape
We can no longer trust any device that goes through Western supply chains.
Read More »Hidden Cam: Indian Virus Overlord of New York Says He was Having Sex Orgies Under Banks During Lockdowns
Anyone who believes in hoaxes like the coronavirus, vaccines, the Ukraine war, global warming, voting, or any of the rest of this tripe is lower than any dumb animal.
Read More »Ebonics Translation: Gangsta Vybes by Finesse2tymes
This song has a theme.
Read More »Memetic Tuesday: Late and Not Even Really Very Good
Another Monday, another meme collection. Job well done.
Read More »Ebonics Translation: “Fuck My Cousin II” by Lil Zay Osama & Lil Durk
We intend to promote cross-cultural understanding at the Daily Stormer.
Read More »Take Care of Yourself: Self-Empowerment is Not “Defeatism”
Please, just try to relax.
Read More »Late Night with the Devil (2023) Review
A competently artistic possession film not bogged down with politics.
Read More »Midweek Meme Mania: These are the Best Memes You’ve Ever Seen
We truly are on the up and up.
Read More »Ultimate Debate Showdown: As It Happened
This was literally marketed by ABC as "the ultimate showdown."
Read More »Memetic Monday: I Got You. You Know It.
The future is already here.
Read More »Considering the Life to Come
Stay free, keep it easy.
Read More »DoJ Claims YouTuber Lauren Chen is a Russian Spy
This seems like a hoax.
Read More »Midweek Meme Mania: Just be Happy, Friend. Everything is Going to be Fine.
These are good. Enjoy them.
Read More »Yes, Things Were Better When I was Younger
There is no reason to lose hope.
Read More »Memetic Monday: It’s All Good, Dear Friend
This is okay. It's fine. Everything is great.
Read More »“Our Patience has Its Limits” – China Tells the Philippines to Stop Attacking Ships, Tells US Terrorists Not to Try
Are you ready to go to war for Filipino fishing rights, fat boy?
Read More »Memetic Monday: I’m Trying to Make the Site Better, But It’s Difficult
I think an upswing is headed our way.
Read More »No Important Article Today. Instead: Updates and Apologies!
No one can be on all the time, you know?
Read More »Meme Friday Spectacular: This is the Good Stuff
Get ready.
Read More »Romania: Cops Raid Andrew Tate’s Home Over “Trafficking of Minors” Allegations Following Anti-Jewish Statements
Fascinating coincidence.
Read More »Memetic Monday: I Identify as “Today is Monday”
I'm really proud of everyone. You're really doing a good job.
Read More »After Dan Bilzerian Blitzes the Gates, Kim Dotcom and Andrew Tate Name Jews as the Problem!
If criticism is allowed, the Jews lose, and we are now seeing the criticism.
Read More »I Don’t Have an Analysis Regarding the Most Likely Outcome of the 2024 Election
I don't even think the Jews have made a pick on who they want. The whole thing is up in the air.
Read More »Rob Schneider had Me Until: “I’m All for Immigration, It Just has to be Legal”
This is Trump's narrative. We don't need this narrative.
Read More »Ask Anglin: “Why Won’t My Mother Let Me Get a Wipe-Down from the Hot Nurse?”
This is a lesson you all need to learn.
Read More »Seditious Traitor Trump Calls for Flooding America with Anyone Who is Not a Murderer
Is this what you want?
Read More »Trump: “Most Powerful Lobby in This Country by Far was Israel and Jewish People… Today, It’s Like, What Happened?”
What Donald Trump needs to do in order to win big in the fake election in November is convince Jews that Kamala Harris will not be as aggressive as he is on Israel's right to slaughter people.
Read More »“Biden-Harris” Sending Billions More in Weapons to Baby-Killing Kikes as Majority of US Says They Don’t Care If Iran Wipes Them Out
Donald Trump is vowing to make the White House even more Jewish.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Yes, It’s Tuesday, But This Collection is the Bomb Digity
Yeah, it's late, my dearest friends. But it's good. I promise you'll have a lot of fun.
Read More »Taking the 2024 Election Seriously Makes You Look Stupid and Delusional
Remember: I just do one article on Sundays, which is pre-written (usually on Saturday), because I'm taking Sundays off for religious reasons. I actually woke up and wrote this one before Church, because... well, you know. A goat fell in a well. This is political, and I sort of want to do spiritually uplifting stuff for my special Sunday articles. But this has a spiritual angle. Click to find out what it is!
Read More »Memetic Saturday: Memes are a Dish Best Served Cold…
Look - the week isn't over yet.
Read More »Hot Takes on the British Finally Rioting Against Immigrants
I've got none.
Read More »Even the Taliban Didn’t “Solve” the Woman Problem. They Just Manage It Intelligently.
We have to implement a Taliban type system in the West, or the West will not survive.
Read More »Christian Zionism is Making a Comeback as Middle East Tensions Rise
It's easy to just blame "Christian Zionists" for things done by the Jews, isn't it?
Read More »Memes Today! These Memes are Terrible, But They’re Memes!
This is what we've got. It is what it is.
Read More »Room Elephant: Evangelical Christians Described the Antichrist as Getting Shot in Public and Saved by a Miracle
I don't know if I believe Trump is the antichrist, but the weirdness of what happened lining up with 30-year-old interpretations of the Book of Revelation is worth looking at if only because no one else is. It is definitely an elephant in the room.
Read More »Some Brief Meta Notes on the State of the Stormer
Thank you, everyone.
Read More »It’s Better to Insert One’s Penis Into a Sofa Than an Indian Pagan Vagina
Don't vote.
Read More »Clarification: Yes, Technically China has Increased Military Spending in the Past Decade
My statements were nonetheless completely correct.
Read More »Pax Sino: Hamas and Fatah Among 14 Palestinian Factions to Sign Unity Agreement in China!
What is the US doing in Palestine? Chinamen are the good guys.
Read More »Memetic [Insert Day of Week]: Whatever Happens, I Will Always Love You, My Friend
I feel this is satisfactory. And since "Memetic Monday" has officially changed its name to "Memetic [Insert Day of Week]," it can never be late.
Read More »Drones, Dead Jews, And the Inevitability of Sino-Futurism
Everything is going to be fine. Just relax.
Read More »Biden Dropped Out So Fewer People Would Conclude “American Democracy” is a Ridiculous Scam
Every Sunday, a goat falls in the well.
Read More »Trump’s RNC, Doomed Gay Satanic Bullshit – America Deserves This
My advice is to run.
Read More »What is the Difference Between These Two Political Parties? (Vote Hilux 2024)
I can tell you this: I don't know where any of this weird shit is going. But it's not going anywhere good.
Read More »If My Father Raped, Killed, And Ate a Baby, I Would Not Change My Last Name
This is a long article about the Donald Trump conspiracy.
Read More »Memetic Wednesday: All Those Trump Memes I’m Sure You Wanted
It's the thing now. What do?
Read More »A Reader Thinks It’s the Fallout of the Trump Shooting That Matters
The arguments about the details of the event are all academic, aside from one: the CIA does not miss. If the CIA wanted Trump dead, he would be dead.
Read More »Nigga, Your Boy Back
We always on our job.
Read More »I’m Going to Sleep for Like 15 Hours and Then Quadruple Down on “Aim for the Ear” Theory
This fixes the other article. But I'm going to fix it even worse tomorrow.
Read More »The Trump Shooting Means He Wins the Election, And It Means America is Going to War for Israel
We are looking at a worst case scenario here.
Read More »The Beard Question
I can't actually answer the question meaningfully.
Read More »Here’s How You Can Contact Me to Get a Unique BTC Address to Donate (Encrypted Messaging App)
This is safe.
Read More »Memetic Monday: A Brighter Future for Me and My Crew
Love, love, love. It's all I've got.
Read More »PSA: If You End Up with a Dead Hooker in Your Hotel Room, CALL A LAWYER, DO NOT TALK TO THE COPS
DO NOT EVER TALK TO THE COPS.
Read More »Happy Independence Day! (And Stormer Anniversary!)
And hey, even if you're not American - have some respect for our culture and grab a burger and blow something up.
Read More »Tomi [sic] Lahren Looks Like a Smooshed Pile of Dog Shit
Life comes at you fast.
Read More »Ana Kasparian Looks Like Joe Biden Now
We need a Taliban system in America.
Read More »What Exactly is Going on with This Election?
Let's work through the facts and try to figure out what it all means.
Read More »Bibi Unglued: Completely Unhinged, Calling for Seven-Front War to Prevent Iran from Invading Entire World
This is the beginning of the end.
Read More »Trump-Biden Debate [FULL VIDEO + BRILLIANT COMMENTARY]
I watched this boring ass crap so you don't have to.
Read More »Memetic Monday: The Ride Never Ends
I always do my best.
Read More »The Krypto Report’s Azzmador has Passed Away at 57
RIP
Read More »NATO Chief Says He Needs More Nuclear Weapons, Wants to Start Producing Them Again
What?
Read More »Memetic Monday: We Ain’t Haulin’ Milk
Hope everyone is happy to be back at work today! Unless it's some holiday I forgot about! Anyway, I'm happy to be at work today, and happy to share some fun pictures with my friends!
Read More »This Joe Rogan Show with Tim Dillon is Pretty Edgy, Actually
We've come a long way, boys.
Read More »The US Government is a Criminal Gang with No Legitimate Authority to Rule the American People
Any participation in this system is a validation of it.
Read More »Andrew Anglin Put on Ukrainian Kill List as Elon Musk Bans All Links to Daily Stormer
It's strange that after all of these years, I'm still the most censored man on earth.
Read More »Celebrating the Hunter Biden Gun Conviction Legitimizes an Illegitimate System
Do you support the idea that the US government has a right to decide who owns a gun? Do you support the idea that the US government has a right to tell anyone what they can and cannot do?
Read More »I Just Wanted to See Mario…
"How about you start sucking cock?"
Read More »Memetic Monday: Time to Blast Off Into a World of Pure Imagination
Forget about Faggot Month. How about now June is FUN MONTH!
Read More »From The Golden Dragon and The Tunnel of Doom, We Were Alive (Short Fiction Story)
The is a longish short story I wrote this morning based on a dream I had last night.
Read More »Report: Pro-Russia Commentator has Passport Seized at the Airport While Boarding a Plane to Russia
You can't fight City Hall.
Read More »Stormer Editorial Board Reiterates Support for One-State Solution in Palestine, Controlled by Hamas
The Daily Stormer officially backs a one-state solution to the Palestinian problem, wherein Hamas is installed as the governmental entity of the entire Palestinian territory.
Read More »Vagina Jew “Climate Scientist” Phase Shifts in as President of Mexico [Article Includes Important Analysis of Hookers and Sexual Sins]
Well, that's not great news.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Where Should I be Buried?
It's Monday, my beloved parasocial friend. It's time for us to spend special friend time together.
Read More »Singapore: Goof Trooper Zelensky Shows Up Uninvited, Makes Outrageous Threats Against China, Others
He is basically threatening the entire world at this point.
Read More »Don’t Vote for the Child Murderer Donald Trump. Don’t Vote for Anyone.
This is the new age of the Stormer: the anti-politics age. Also, I'm going to publish the Illness Revelations when they're ready. I've got a lot going on behind the scenes. Interesting moves are being made. You'll be happy with the results (unless you're Jewish).
Read More »Cancer-Riddled Jew Jamie Raskin Praised as “Stunning and Brave” After Posting Masturbation Video on New York Times Website
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was recently nominated for a People's Choice Award by the entertainment channel MTV.
Read More »Memetic Thursday: The Ultimate Thursday Meme Massacre
If this isn't good, the fault lies with other people.
Read More »Memetic Friday: The Cream of the Crop
With a vengeance.
Read More »Why is No One Concerned About the Fact That Russia is Doing Nuclear Exercises on the Ukraine Border?
I guess people aren't really concerned about the threat of a nuclear war. Kind of interesting how disinterested they are.
Read More »I Stand with Kurt
Here at Stormer Daily, we will always respect Nirvana, unlike many faggots who deserve to die.
Read More »Back on Top Again! No Surrender!
BACK
Read More »Memetic Thursday: We are So Back
Nigga, I was born on it.
Read More »It Begins: Eldritch Abominations Tell Humans in Rafah to Evacuate, Begin Bombing Houses
It appears to have begun.
Read More »The Chinese are Not Stupid. In Fact, Your Dad is Stupid.
Star of David-bellied Sneetches? How do you like that one?
Read More »Memetic Wednesday: On Time, As Always
Great memes. Fresh even.
Read More »If You Want a Picture of the Future, Imagine a Cop Kneeling on a Black Man and a White Woman (Wearing a Covid Mask) Forever
Allow me to humor those who question the relevance of these campus protests.
Read More »Sleazy Jew NYU Professor Says Students Protesting Israel are Incels
Jews turn everything into puerile filth.
Read More »Four-Eyed Faggot Mike Johnson Goes to Columbia, Threatens to Send in the National Guard
This is going to get hot, hot, hot.
Read More »Judea Declares War on Tucker Carlson
He's already kicked off of television. What happens now?
Read More »These Student Protests Against Israel are the Most Important Political Movement of Our Lifetime
Are we headed towards a Kent State scenario?
Read More »Memetic Monday: It Smells Like Spring Out Here!
Stay safe.
Read More »The US Cries Out in Pain as It Threatens You and Accuses You of Being “Evil”
It might sound bizarre, but Niger should be a model for Europe.
Read More »Back in My Day, Preschools Didn’t Teach Man-on-Man Anal to 4-Year-Olds
They do now.
Read More »Netanyahu Tells West Israel Will Decide How to “Defend” Itself (i.e., Israel Will Decide If the West Goes to War)
Wait for it...
Read More »Wednesday Memes: Cool Kids Only
Just trying to brighten up your day a bit, friend.
Read More »Memetic Monday: I’ll Write About the War Tomorrow. Jeez.
The last time Israel was attacked, I developed a brain tumor. This time, I fell down the stairs. I've missed both celebrations.
Read More »Hey, Hey, Cowboys. Site Seems Down? I Guess You Must be on Tor!
Everything is going great and then this.
Read More »“Fan-Baiting”: Purposefully Making People Angry with Diversity Casting to Cover Up Bad Writing
It's an attack on whites but it's also a manipulative marketing strategy.
Read More »On Some Level, I Feel Sympathy for That Gorilla Bitch Cast as Juliette
It is very ridiculous, the way the media is able to reduce everything to childish stories about people having hurt feelings. It completely prevents discussion of any serious issue.
Read More »Brandon Pledges “Ironclad” Support for Israel Against Iran
There is also "ironclad" support for NATO and for the Philippines. So, figure it out.
Read More »Wednesday Memes (Better Than Monday Memes)
These are better.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Sorry About This
My internet is broken.
Read More »We Regret to Inform You: Memetic Monday Canceled Forever Due to Lack of Interest
It's over.
Read More »Memetic Wednesday: Brighten Up Your Wednesday with Special Memes
Top item on a Jolly Wednesday in March.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Queen Candace Brings Down the Entire System
I think these are fine.
Read More »Global Outrage as Dirty Jew Ben Shapiro Fires Queen of the Internet
Isn's she just going to go harder against the Jews now?
Read More »Memetic Monday: Fear is the Mind-Killer
Kudos.
Read More »The Vampire Ball is Over
The Evil Empire has been sucking the blood of the world for too long.
Read More »Memetic Monday: They Saw Me Rolling. You’ll Never Believe Their Response.
I'm proud on this day.
Read More »Despite Death Threats, I Will Never Abandon Frampton
Nothing has changed. And nothing ever will.
Read More »A Total Reevaluation of the 2024 Election
I no longer believe it's impossible for Trump to become president again. In fact, it seems to be the most likely possibility.
Read More »Watch: Colonel MacGregor Gives the Real State of the Union
Please watch this. It's only 10 minutes.
Read More »Nimrata Drops Out of Race (Who the Hell Even Knows What’s Going on with This Election? I Sure Don’t)
There is only one possible outcome here.
Read More »Wednesday Memes: Ye Olden Memes, 2% Fresh (Nah, There are Some Sweeties Here)
I'm not ashamed of this at all.
Read More »David Sacks’ “Ukraine War for Babies” Post is Good
Maybe I need to do more "back to basics" articles?
Read More »Memetic Monday: Mostly Peaceful Memes
On time and at least 30% fresh.
Read More »Natural Populism: It’s Sad There’s No Alliance Between Wealthy Industrialists and Normal People
There really is no hope for America.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Monday, Bloody Monday
On time like a boss.
Read More »Sorry About the Porn – Please Send Money to Prevent This in the Future
Your generous donations can solve this.
Read More »Meme Thursday: Extra Memes for U
These are pretty good. They're not actually fresh, but you probably haven't seen all of them yet.
Read More »Memetic Tuesday: I Told You I’d Make It Happen
I had an internet problem yesterday. And today.
Read More »After True Detective Season 4, The Hunt for the Great Woke Whale Continues
Our journey to find a good piece of leftist film fails once again. (Long article.)
Read More »Chad Costner Posts Pictures of Puppy on Valentine’s Day
99 problems and a bitch ain't one.
Read More »Today is the Doomsday in Conor Oberst’s 2014 Video
We're all doomed.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Is This Really the Best You Can Do?
It's the best I can do today, yes.
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