Daily Stormer The Most Censored Publication in History
Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
August 16, 2017
Gather round, children, and let me tell you a tale.
There was a once a time, not long ago, when a beautiful website hosted beautiful words for all of the beautiful WHITE people, the world was a place of great joy.
For more than four years, it reigned supreme.
All the WHITE people were happy all the time because of the website, checking it several times a day for all the latest news and jokes as they studied gas chamber engineering.
Then, on one wretched day, along came a fake news lynching. The fake news claimed that making fun of a fat skank who had been run over by a car was “inciting terrorism” and the DailyStormer.com was shutted down by the greasy Jews.
Godaddy – which for four years hosted DailyStormer.com’s hate speech and defended it – decided that one too many kikes were screeching and LITERALLY refused to continue to register the domain. In the before time, this had only been done to child pornographers and terrorists. But now, white people defending their own interested was classed along with child porno.
The anti-speech website “google.com” refused refuge to the DailyStormer.com.
The Daily Stormers retreated to the dark caverns of the Darkweb, a nasty place populated by drug dealers, terrorists and pedophiles.
Then, a glorious dawn emerged with the dawn of DailyStormer.Wang, a site that was better in every way than the DailyStormer.com.
But alas, the sneaky, bucktoothed Chinese cut off our wang.
And so then, the Daily Stormers retreated again to the cave populated by criminals.
Then Lo – along came a GREAT SENPAI.
And the Senpai took notice of the poor Stormers who had been locked in the cave of perverts by the greasy Jews.
The GREAT SENPAI called his TRUE FRIEND who was also a GREAT SENPAI, and said “my poor friends, the Stormers – they are locked in a cave of perverts, Vladimir! Can you help them with your team of haxxors who helped me win the election by haxxoring the mean old witch’s emails (or by sending a lawyer to meet my son or however that happened)?”
And the other GREAT SENPAI said “Да, Да, хорошо. У меня чудесный дом для них!”
And the Stormers rushed out of their cave into their new lovely, lovely home at DailyStormer.ru.
And all of the WHITE people felt joy once more.
And they laughed joyously and sang “the Daily Stormer never dies!”
And that is the power of TRUE FRIENDSHIP.
