Accidental Finding: Rubbing Naturally Occurring Sugar as Effective as Minoxidil for Hair Growth in Mice

Frankly, “anti-baldness” is a codeword for “anti-male.”

Men should not have to be handsome and youthful sex symbols in order to get women. Physical attractiveness is something women need, because they have nothing else to offer. The idea that in order to be attractive a man has to be young and in peak physical condition is a homosexual idea.

Also, being bald should be a sex symbol.

New York Post:

Is there a sweet new solution to the bitter luck of baldness?

Scientists say they may have accidentally discovered a revolutionary cure for male pattern baldness, a genetic condition that affects up to half of men and a quarter of women by 50.

A research team from the University of Sheffield in England and COMSATS University in Pakistan stumbled upon this finding while studying how naturally-occurring deoxyribose sugar could heal wounds.

Researchers were applying the sugar to the wounds of lab mice when they noticed that the fur around the lesions regrew rapidly.

Fascinated by the development, they took their investigation further. The scientists applied a small dose of sugar to male mice with testosterone-driven hair loss, noting that it helped form new blood vessels, leading to hair regrowth.

“Our research suggests that the answer to treating hair loss might be as simple as using a naturally occurring deoxyribose sugar to boost the blood supply to the hair follicles to encourage hair growth,” said Sheila MacNeil, emeritus professor of tissue engineering at the University of Sheffield.

Researchers found the gel to be just as effective as minoxidil, a treatment for hair loss known by the brand name Rogaine.

Who the hell knows if this is true.

Getting all upset about losing your hair always seemed sort of gay to me, but I am aware that it bothers a lot of men. And maybe you can rub sugar on your scalp and maintain a luscious mane. I wouldn’t blame you.

But remember: there’s no shame in being bald.

Women should be attracted to your money and social status. That is the basic order of nature.