After Father Kills Himself, It Turns Out That Missing Daughter was Just Doing Eat/Pray/Love

How guilty do you think she will feel over driving her father to suicide?

It’s a trick question.

Women can’t feel guilt.

New York Post:

Hannah Kobayashi has been found safe more than a month after relatives reported she had vanished in Los Angeles, her family announced Wednesday.

“We are incredibly relieved and grateful that Hannah has been found safe,” the family of the 30-year-old from Hawaii said in an attorney-issued statement to local media.

Why?

“This past month has been an unimaginable ordeal for our family, and we kindly ask for privacy as we take the time to heal and process everything we have been through.”

The announcement came a week after Kobayashi was spotted on camera crossing the border into Mexico, apparently by her own free will.

Her discovery marks the end of a high-profile, weekslong investigation after Kobayashi suddenly broke off contact with her family on Nov. 8 after missing a connecting flight out of Los Angeles to New York.

Before her disappearance, Kobayashi had sent a flurry of bizarre text messages to friends and family talking about a “spiritual awakening” and being “tricked.”

Yeah…

I know.

I knew she was talking about that.

She had also been seen accompanied by an unknown man hours before her last sighting.

Family members — including Kobayashi’s aunt, Larie Pidgeon — speculated that she had been kidnapped and possibly trafficked.

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And after she was determined to have voluntarily traveled to Mexico, the FBI investigated whether she had been wrapped up in a green card marriage scheme with an Argentine national.

In a tragic twist, Kobayashi’s father Ryan took his own life two weeks after traveling to Los Angeles to search for his daughter.

To be fair, her father was Japanese, and these people will kill themselves over too much salt in their fish soup.

Also to be fair, he killed himself after this picture of his daughter’s hugely massive fat ass in sweat pants and disgusting hunchback was shown to the world.

I would also have killed myself over that.

But anyone is going to have a helluva time thinking their daughter was kidnapped.

Women just simply do not care about other people. They are incapable of feeling emotions like that.

They can only think about themselves, and blame other people for their problems.