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Daily Stormer
February 5, 2020
Science and technology have proven what countless pubescent girls instinctively knew after watching those Harry Potter movies back then: that white supremacy is real and that Robert Pattinson is the most handsome man on the entire planet.
Robert Pattinson has been declared the most handsome man in the world following science research into what constitutes the ‘perfect face’.
The British Batman actor, 33, was found to be 92.15 per cent ‘accurate’ to the Golden Ratio of Beauty Phi, which is said to measure physical perfection.
His eyes, eyebrows, nose, lips, chin, jaw and facial shape were measured against other celebrities and came closest to the ancient Greeks’ idea of perfection.
The list was compiled using the latest computerised mapping techniques by Harley Street facial cosmetic surgeon Dr Julian De Silva, who utilises the technology in his work.
Dr De Silva, who runs the Centre For Advanced Facial Cosmetic And Plastic Surgery, in London, said: ‘Robert Pattinson was the clear winner when all elements of the face were measured for physical perfection.
‘These brand new computer mapping techniques allow us to solve some of the mysteries of what it is that makes someone physically beautiful and the technology is useful when planning patients’ surgery.’
Careful there, doctor.
This research may result in people getting uncomfortable.
Dr Julian De Silva explained that Robert Pattinson was the clear winner when all elements of his face were measured for physical perfection.
He said: ‘He was in the top five for nearly all the categories because he has such classically shaped features and a wonderful chiselled jaw.’
‘His only score below average was for his lips which are a little thin and flat.’
Dr Julian De Silva said: ‘Henry Cavill was a close second.
‘He had the highest overall score for his lips and forehead and also scored very highly for the matching ratio of nose and lips and his eye position.’
However it appeared the Witcher star was let down by the position of his eyes, with Dr Julian explaining: ‘He scored poorly for his eye spacing.’
The full list is:
- Robert Pattinson
- Henry Cavill
- Bradley Cooper
- Brad Pitt
- George Clooney
- Hugh Jackman
- David Beckham
- Idris Elba
- Kanye West
- Ryan Gosling
As always, it is white men who are at the top. Blacks could’t even break into the top five.
This is the reality of our world.
White women are the most beautiful women, and white men are the most beautiful men.
The deformed creatures walking among us resent us for our beauty, but at the same time, they are drawn to it. If we don’t protect our own, this beauty of ours will be lost.
She’ll domestic violence hoax you and destroy your life, but hey – her math checks out.
