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Ball-chucker Damar Hamlin collapsed during the middle of a sports game on Monday, due to a coincidental instance of cardiac arrest.
Experts on The Science believe that this happened for literally no reason, and have denounced the conspiracy theorists who think this isn’t normal.
Damar Hamlin is a 24-year-old world class athlete, a top at risk group for random heart crisis. pic.twitter.com/qOCURbv3FD
— Andrew Anglin (@WorldWarWang) January 3, 2023
Hamlin is a 24-year-old world class athlete, and therefore among the most unhealthy people on earth and at very high risk for totally random and very coincidental cardiac events.
He is in critical condition following this very normal coincidence.
The news media has gone into overdrive to explain to stupid peasants who have no understanding of The Science that this happened for no reason and is very normal.
This is currently the top result for “Damar Hamlin”:
Parwinder Sandhu of the International Business Times is a very serious man, who really knows the truth about The Science. If people don’t listen to him, they are very stupid and dangerous and they must face consequences for their lack of belief.
Conspiracy theories are a threat to our democracy. Our democracy is our values, and our values is who we are in a rules-based order.
