Why don’t rappers ever rap about doing the crab-walk to rape women?
This seems like a really good theme for a rap song: “I crab-walked on da bitch, I jumped her bones, next time I might bring my homies, instead of goin’ alone.”
A rapper could even name himself “MC Crab” and do crab-walks during his concerts.
A male inmate in an Arizona jail was caught on camera crawling past a security guard to get to the female side of the facility – where he later confessed that he planned to “rape” a female inmate, according to court documents.
Justin Avery, 29, was in custody for allegedly sexually assaulting five women near Arizona State University’s Tempe campus when surveillance caught him sneaking past an oblivious guard at 4 a.m., according to footage obtained by ABC15.
Justin Avery AKA Lil Crabby
Avery, wearing a bright orange jail jumpsuit, was seen dropping to the ground and scooting on his behind to get from the busy male side of the Maricopa County intake facility to the much quieter female side, the outlet said.
He later admitted he “snuck over like a spider” because he was attracted by a female inmate’s “fat a–,” according to court documents obtained by ABC15.
When Avery made it to the women’s side, he crept up behind a sleeping female inmate and lowered his pants — later admitting he planned to “rape” her, according to the court docs.
However, he was stopped when another woman saw him and screamed, “Hey, get off of her,” the court docs said.
Justice was served.
But something tells me we haven’t heard the last of Lil Crabby.