Army Performs Practice Ammo Drop on School for Next School Shooting

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
May 18, 2018

Yeah, so get this. A helicopter dropped some ammo onto a school. Some are calling this accident. But I see through the lies and can tell you what really went down.

RT:

A US military helicopter dropped a whole box of ammunition on an elementary school in El Paso, Texas. It’s not the first time that a US army aircraft lost objects while flying over civilian buildings.

The military ammunition can landed on Parkland Elementary School at 3:45pm on Thursday. Conflicting reports say the helicopter either dropped the box or it just fell out of the aircraft while flying over the school.

The incident did not result in any injuries as classes had finished for the day, a spokesman for the Ysleta Independent School District said, according to local TV station KVIA. The box reportedly caused slight damage to the school roof and a classroom, as well as causing a power outage affecting a portion of the building.

The helicopter had taken off from Fort Bliss military base. Officials have expressed regret over the mishap.

“I’m extremely sorry for any damage done to the neighboring elementary school, and I am grateful that no one was injured,” Commander of the 1st Armored Division Combat Aviation Brigade, Col. Jay Hopkins, said.

Let’s be real here.

A lot of school shooters simply don’t have enough ammo on them to finish the job.

The US Army has clearly come up with a simple, but elegant solution to make sure that the job gets done – care package drops. 

This way they get the kill count up higher next time and really give the gun-grabbers some high numbers to work with.

So they’ve been experimenting with ammo drops from the local airbase.

Of course, because of all the recent diversity hires, they couldn’t land the damn crate in the correct drop zone. Hell, I’m surprised sergeant nigger himself didn’t drop out of that helicopter and crash into the classroom instead.

SHHHHIIIIEEEEeeeeeetttttt. Thud.

Lads, we’re working on a very short timetable here to prevent the next school shooting. 

We need to start brainstorming action plans and advice that we can give our younger Stormer brothers who still have to attend those slaughterhouses known as American public schools.

And tbh I don’t even have to give a shit anymore.

The minute I graduated high school my life expectancy shot straight through the roof and I got a lower rate from my insurance company as well as a congratulatory slap on the back from the nice man behind the computer, “you made it kiddo, well done,” he said with a twinkle in his eye.

To our foreign readers, you may not know this, but surviving a school shooting is a rite of passage for most American teens.

Similar to the Jewish Bar Mitzvah or Catholic confirmation or that ritual you go through to get rid of the chubby girl in your bed the morning after while you’re hungover AF and the shame starts to creep up on you as you question your life decisions.

In other words, it’s the kind of shit that toughens you up and makes you a MAN.

But I care about our younger readers. And while I don’t want to take anything away from our younger readers’ high school experience, I do think we should also do our best to keep ’em alive until they can become full-fledged troopers as young adults.

Junior Stormers, you gotta be alert at all times, you gotta be on the ball. Can’t be slippin’ up. Stakes are too high to be caught slippin’.

You see that helicopter circling over your school? 

That means you’ve already fucked up, bro. You were caught slippin’.  And now the shooter has enough ammo for you and then some. You’re so totally fucked at this point that I don’t even know what to say. He’s probably standing outside the door of your classroom as we speak.

And before you heroically rush the guy, stop and consider this important question: How diverse is your classroom? 

Consider taking one for the team if you haven’t already.

At this point, you will probably die…

But at least some of the black kids will die too. 

Hold steadfast to that thought and greet death like an old friend with a smile.

But I don’t want to be too dark and defeatist.

Perhaps as the door opens you lock eyes with the shooter and you see the struggle within him. This means that he’s fighting back against his MK Ultra programming by the CIA niggers.

Use that struggle to your advantage. Try to get him on your side.  

1. Tell him to fight the programming.
2. Get him to realize that he’s being manipulated by drugs and mind-control.
3. Suggest that he shoot the niggers instead of the White kids.

I am confident that if the shooter is at least half-white, you’ve still got a fighting chance.

So keep in mind these tips on how to stay safe and you might make it to ripe adulthood like I did.

It’ll be great, trust me.

And when things look their darkest, remember this: you haven’t lived till you’ve experienced Thailand, so stay alive just for that if nothing else.

I’m going to set up a Stormer Beach Club there, and we’re all gonna chill out, drink cocktails out of coconuts, eat Pad Thai and maybe do some casual Muay Thai – NO TRYHARDS ALLOWED.

Now that’s a future worth living for, eh?