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Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
May 25, 2018
You don’t mess with the Pitt – unless you’re a skank, in which case mess away.
I really like the idea of having Brad Pitt roaming around Hollywood threatening to kill Jews.
Let us compare his phenotype…
…to that of the Jew…
So knowing that he did it once is really quite encouraging.
What’s less encouraging is that he only did it in order to white knight for some skank.
Sigh.
Gwyneth Paltrow‘s ex-boyfriend Brad Pitt is “the best” in her eyes for defending her against Harvey Weinstein.
The 45-year-old Shakespeare in Love Oscar winner appeared on The Howard Stern Show for an episode this week when she shared more details surrounding the infamous confrontation at the opening of Broadway’s Hamlet in 1995.
According to Paltrow, she had told Pitt about a “weird” encounter she had with Weinstein in a hotel room. The Fight Club star then found the movie mogul at the Broadway event and said something to the effect of, “If you ever make her feel uncomfortable again, I’ll kill you.”
The scene presumably played out something like this:
Wait, no. That’s not right.
More like this:
Eh, close enough.
“It was the equivalent of throwing him against the wall, energetically,” the actress told Stern. “It was so fantastic because what he did was, he leveraged his fame and power to protect me at a time when I didn’t have fame or power yet,” she added. “He’s the best.”
A source had previously told PEOPLE that Pitt’s actions were the equivalent of “a Missouri whooping,” and he “made it clear there would be consequences” if Weinstein tried anything else. “Brad threatened Harvey,” the source said. “He got right in his face, poked him in the chest and said, ‘You will not ever do this to Gwyneth ever again.’”
Brad did a good job defending his princess’ honor there.
Well, I gotta admit she was a hell of a cutie tho.
Of course, she repaid his manly efforts by being eternally loyal to her savior.
Oh, wait…
The lesson here is that you should never threaten Jews merely to please women. If you’re going to threaten Jews (in totally legal, self-defense oriented scenarios, of course), do it for yourself and your people.
If Brad Pitt had learned this lesson, maybe he wouldn’t have had his entire life destroyed by ungrateful skanks.
Not such a chad now that your slut wife adopted a bunch of brown children to racially humiliate you, huh?
But it’s not too late for Brad.
He just needs to get his shit together, start Fight Club back up, and start threatening Jews again. But this time, for the right reasons.
And for the love of God, stop starring in all these anti-Nazi movies.
