Ask Anglin: “Why Won’t My Mother Let Me Get a Wipe-Down from the Hot Nurse?”

A troubled young lad was at the hospital, and put an interesting question to me.

I believe many of you probably don’t know the answer to this question, so I should explain.

The reader writes:

In the hospital and a pretty girl is finally here and she offered on her own to wipe me down and clean me but when my mom showed up to see me and the girl mentioned that she said “No! He can clean himself”

She didn’t mind in other hospitals when old black ladies or even dudes wiped me down when I didn’t want it

I would have been okay with this girl and she’s got a pretty name

Are all women like this or is my mother unique in that way?

Great question, friend. Sorry to hear you’re in the hospital, and sorry to hear about missing out on the wipe-down. I think I can help you understand what is going on.

All mothers are sexually jealous of their sons and don’t want them to be wiped down by hot nurses. 100%.

The Freud thing of people secretly wanting to do incest is an obviously ridiculous and grotesque Jew lie. I’m not implying anything like that. But all mothers (no, not just single mothers, though they are much more extreme) view their son’s sexuality as fundamentally a threat, and think women are trying to steal him.

Sometimes, mothers won’t care if their son is fucking rando sluts/hookers and just getting it out of their system. It’s not actually sexual jealousy, like with a girlfriend/wife who is sexually jealous. The mother just fears women taking the son away. It’s in the Bible that the man should “leave his mother and cling to his wife.” Think that one through. “Leave.” The mother doesn’t want him to leave.

This is why mothers love gay sons and sometimes actively encourage it, if they are single mothers or there is a weak father. The gay son never leaves the mother. I don’t know how much you people know about faggots, but in basically every case, their mother is the main woman in their life and they spend a lot of time with her.

Glenn Greenwald as sort of a side thing in a recent show mentioned that he flew home to see his mother, which he does several times a year, and she took him to work because she wanted to “show him off.” He’s pushing 60 years old. Imagine being a heterosexual man of sixty, with a wife and kids and probably grandkids, and your mother saying “come to my work I want to show you off.” But for gays, it’s totally normal. He didn’t say it like it was anything strange at all, or give the context of “it’s a thing with gay sons.” He is probably totally oblivious to it.

Aside from trying to make their sons gay, women will also try to make them unattractive to women, making them socially awkward or fat or whatever else. Mothers will even dress their sons up in stupid clothes.

But here’s the other thing, which I will also tell in story form.

I knew a girl a few years ago who was in her early thirties, still holding it together but had signs of an approaching hard wall, and I was pressing her to get married. She found a guy who was young and a good-hearted beta male who loved her, and she finally agreed to move toward marriage, but when she went to meet the parents the mom was ultra-nasty and just about wanted to rip her throat out with her teeth. She told me about it and I was like “what did the dad say?” and she says “oh, he was nice and seemed to like me.”

I told her it was normal. Don’t worry about it. She will be like that until you have a baby, then everything will change completely. I went to see her after the baby was born and asked about the mother-in-law, and she said “after the baby, she loves me so much, and she treats me like I’m her real daughter.”

The other thing is: the female love-interest will also be hostile to the mother, and actively engage in communication techniques that only women understand and gloat about how she is taking the son to cling to her.

If you ever get into a relationship with a woman, you need to know that you have to generally keep her away from your mother until you are married and there is nothing she can do about it.

In a natural situation, it is probably good for the mother to have some kind of incredulousness about a son’s potential wife. If the mother’s hostility makes the woman flee or the man give her up, there is something wrong. But this is not a natural situation and it’s totally out of control, mothers manipulating their sons into becoming fat, socially retarded homosexuals.

I’m sorry to hear you missed out on the wipe-down, but at least you learned an important life lesson.

Editor’s Sunday Note:

This is my pre-written Sunday article. I was going to write a long thing about the Chinese birthrate and family situation and the recent roastie egg-freezing ruling, then I was going to write about Dan Bilzerian’s hardcore interview with Patrick Bet-David (relevant parts start at 43:00), but then I remembered I was trying to write about non-political things on Sundays, such as men’s health and self-help issues. Maybe I will start making “Ask Anglin” a regular Sunday feature. I also have some very long religious and self-help articles I need to edit and post. 

Also, just a show note: anyone who I still haven’t talked to who sent me money to talk on the app, please start nagging me. I am getting through these, one day at a time. If anyone else wants to donate $500 an hour to talk on the phone, please wait for me to post about it again. I didn’t know there would be this many people, and I don’t like leaving people waiting. But yeah, if you already sent something, just nag me, we’ll try to do it this week. The week after this week I will have even more free time. Also, if the site has been shitty lately, it’s because I’m balling on the phone. I’ve enjoyed every call – except one. You know who you are (jk bro you’re cool).