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Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
December 31, 2019
Everyone thinks they can escape the consequences of their sins – until the fire demons start showing up.
Australians, in their hubris, thought they could continue their streak of shitposting forever without ever coming to justice. For decades, the entire internet has been continuously beaten, battered and humiliated by the unbridled arrogance of these Australian shitposters.
However, the Australians cannot escape their reckoning forever.
Australian shitposting has shocked everyone, from the celestial heavens to the deepest pits of hell, and a calamitous ordeal of cleansing fire has been cast down to punish the Aussies for their crimes.
The bushfires in Australia are now so big that they are generating their own weather, in the form of giant thunderstorms that start more fires, according to the Bureau of Meteorology in Victoria.  “Pyro-cumulonimbus clouds have developed to altitudes over 16km in East #Gippsland this afternoon. These fire-induced storms can spread fires through lightning, lofting of embers and generation of severe wind outflows,” the bureau tweeted on Monday.
Satellite photography shows the intense smoke generating atmospheric clouds:
Pyro-cumulonimbus clouds have developed to altitudes over 16km in East #Gippsland this afternoon. These fire-induced storms can spread fires through lightning, lofting of embers and generation of severe wind outflows #VicWeather #VicFires pic.twitter.com/gZN6sC7meU
— Bureau of Meteorology, Victoria (@BOM_Vic) December 30, 2019
Intense fires generate smoke, obviously. But their heat can also create a localized updraft powerful enough to create its own changes in the atmosphere above. As the heat and smoke rise, the cloud plume can cool off, generating a large, puffy cloud full of potential rain. The plume can also scatter embers and hot ash over a wider area.
Eventually, water droplets in the cloud condense, generating a downburst of rain – maybe. But the “front” between the calm air outside the fire zone and a pyrocumulonimbus stormcloud is so sharp that it also generates lightning – and that can start new fires.
If powerful enough, a pyrocumulonimbus storm can generate a fire tornado, which happened during the Canberra bushfires in 2003.
Scientists worry that “pyroCbs” are on the rise around the world, driven by warmer temperatures and more intense fires, Yale E360 reported. Their plumes are so strong that they can even shoot smoke into the stratosphere, 6 to 30 miles above the Earth’s surface.
We’re talking about a fire so powerful – and righteous – that it can summon forth lighting from the heavens to spawn more fire. It’s literally an intelligent fire that acts to reproduce itself in order to achieve its demonic mission.
And moreover, this fire demon can apparently use a “fire tornado” as its strongest attack!
Wasn’t that a spell from Diablo II? What class is that?
Can anyone dare claim that this isn’t a supernatural punishment for Australia’s countless crimes?
Just look at the kind of ruthlessness this fire is capable of.
Thousands of tourists and residents in an Australian seaside town hunkered down in public buildings or waded into water at the seafront on Tuesday as wailing emergency sirens warned of a looming, fierce firefront.
With the coastal town of Mallacoota ringed by wildfires and the main road in and out of town cut off, residents and holidaymakers were forced to head to the local gymnasium or waterfront as embers swept through the town.
Australia has been reduced to a burning inferno.
To make matters worse, the fire is even strategically pushing the people into the sea, cornering them into a hopeless state.
The only hope for Australia is to repent for their crimes – such as recently legalizing gay marriage and not throwing out all the brown people.
And also, to take it easy on the internet shitposting. Or at least, stop bullying Americans online. I’m sure this is the will of the heavens – and thus of the fire demon.
