Austria: Burger King Sells Anal Poop Burgers to Celebrate Faggot Month

To show its devotion to anal fisting, Burger King is releasing a special burger made of the two favorite treats of homosexuals worldwide: poop and semen.

This is a grilled patty made of poop, held together with semen as a binding agent.

No but seriously – how can you eat an “anal burger” and not think of poop?

But it’s even weirder and more obscene.

CNN:

Burger King’s new hamburger to celebrate Pride Month has caused quite the stir on social media.

The fast-food giant’s Austrian stores will be serving a “Pride Whopper” with “two equal buns” — either two top buns or two bottom buns — until June 20 to promote “equal love and equal rights,” the company said in an Instagram post last week.

Burger King said in the post that the new burger’s “little twist” is “meant to put a smile on our faces and to remind us to treat each other with respect and peace.”

Some users on social media found the new burger funny, while others criticized the company, arguing that the joke was offensive and an example of “rainbow washing” — the practice of companies showing surface-level support for LGBTQ+ identifying people without any specific action that could improve their lives.

What are they supposed to do to “improve their lives”?

Pass out poppers and meth as condiments with the anal burger?

Normalizing anal fisting to children is a huge boon to the anal community. The fact that they are demanding more – without even specifying their demands – shows just how self-centered the anal community is.

“Burger King Austria made a Pride burger that’s either two tops or two bottoms… what in straight hell?” Jarett Wieselman, a manager at Netflix, said in a Friday tweet.

But an Instagram user, who goes by the name unacornium, saw the funny side.

“As a gay person, this is the funniest thing I have ever seen and I don’t think I’ll ever stop laughing,” unacornium said on Monday.

So, two top buns or two bottom buns.

Do you get it? Get the joke?

In the homosexual community, there are “bottoms” and “tops” – the bottoms are the ones who have their anuses opened up by penises and fists, while the tops are the ones doing the anal tearing and ramming.

This cute little joke is being advertised in what is ostensibly a family restaurant.

Of course, this is tame after you’ve seen the child drag shows.