This is not financial advice.
Read More »Trump Saves TikTok! People Rejoice in Happiness!
Signed and delivered!
Read More »Hardcore Genocidalist and Funny Jew Ben-Gvir Resigns from Netanyahu’s Cabinet
Ben-Gvir is funny and I don't care what anyone thinks about me saying that because it's true.
Read More »Trump Vows Final Release of All Kennedy Files!
The entire system would be in jeopardy if the people find out the CIA killed the Kennedys.
Read More »Judea Declares War on Sid Meier
Jews win international whining championship for the 2025th year in a row!
Read More »Top News: Some British Skank Claiming Butter Should be Replaced with Machine Lubricant (For Health)
This bitch is some kind of agent of the WEF/Bill Gates "let the peasants eat bugs" crowd.
Read More »Satanic Pope Condemns Trump Over Deportation Plans
He's the satanic pope! He's Pope Satan!
Read More »Separating Little Boys from Real Men
If we're going to save this country, we're gonna need real men.
Read More »It’s Surreal Seeing Fat American Retards Find Out China is a Much Better Country Than America
Finally!
Read More »Ten Years Later, FDA Decides Zyn is Okay
Wow, mommy said we're allowed to have a decision on this issue. So freedomly.
Read More »Saturday Memes
It's memes.
Read More »Trump Did Do a Gaza Deal. Give Him That.
Gotta give credit where due.
Read More »Apple Turns Off AI News Summarizer Because They Can’t Stop It from Spreading Fake News
Seriously, all the AI has to do is summarize headlines.
Read More »Pakistan: Corrupt, Entrenched, US-Backed Establishment Families Sentence Imran Khan to 14 Years on Trumped-Up Nonsense Charges
Democracy in action, yet again!
Read More »CDC Demands Hospitals Start Testing for Supposed “Bird Flu”
It's back!
Read More »Pope Faggot, An Open Borders Extremist, Enacts Extreme Border Law at the Vatican
Eyo, hol up.
Read More »FBI Shuts Down Diversity Office as Entire US System Flees Wokery
Frankly, what it looks like is that the system wants to unite people around a war with the Chinese, and the only way to do that is by getting rid of all this stuff people hate.
Read More »With TikTok Ban Impending, US Users are Flooding Chinese App Rednote
It is going to be the funniest thing ever if they do actually ban TikTok (it's still not clear if they're going to) and then in a matter of days a different Chinese app becomes number one.
Read More »UK Announces “100-Year Blood Pact” with Kiev, Plans to Build Military Bases Inside the Ukraine
If you ask them what this is about, they will just sputter gibberish about "our values in a democracy."
Read More »Fraud Gamer Musk has Total Meltdown, Leaks DMs and Takes Blue Check in Response to Being Called Out
Elon Musk needs to be immediately removed from power and investigated by the government. Twitter must be nationalized.
Read More »RIP David Lynch
All the remaining interesting people are dying off.
Read More »Max Blumenthal Invades Antony Blinken’s Final Press Conference, Creating Hilarious Mess
It's good, but Sam Husseini is better.
Read More »Gaza Ceasefire Officially Signed by Jews (It Will Obviously Collapse Very Soon)
I stand by all of my original predictions from fall of 2023 with regards to this situation.
Read More »Tragedy Strikes as Hunter Biden’s Priceless Art Burns in California Inferno
"Nothing of value was lost" is generally true but not strictly true.
Read More »Moist Critical is Alright by Me
It's a big public service he's doing by exposing the Fraud Gamer.
Read More »Space Fraud Musk’s Rocket Explodes While He’s Defending His Gamer Fraud
Why is he not in prison for all of these frauds he is committing against the public?
Read More »Companies Dumping Floydism and Those Vowing #FloydEternal
A little bit of celebration is surely in order.
Read More »Sharp-Faced Anti-Tranny MAGA Mom Threatens Tranny-Lover Negress with Beatdown!
In general, I like that Congresspersons are threatening each other with physical violence.
Read More »Elon’s Gamer Fraud Scandal is Worse Than His H-1B Scandal
This is going to hang over this fat bitch for the rest of his meaningless life.
Read More »Neil Gaiman Getting Metoo’d as We Return to 2017 in the “Donald Trump Time Loop”
What does it mean?
Read More »In Farewell Address, Old Coot Biden Issues Warning About “Tech Oligarchs,” Fails to Mention Fraud Gamer Scandal
Did Musk pay off Biden to not mention Fraud Gamer?
Read More »Hamas and Israel Agree to Ceasefire with Prisoner Exchange
Trump did mischaracterize this.
Read More »Marco Rubio Says the Ukraine Can’t Win, Must Surrender (Then Calls for War with China, lol)
Winners will be playing Path of Exile 2 while Marco Rubio is in the GRIDS dungeon playing Dragon Age: The Veilguard.
Read More »FDA Bans Red Dye No. 3 – Decades After Finding Out It Gives You Cancer
RFK was saying he was going to ban this, and they're just doing it preemptively.
Read More »Poll Shows Americans Developing More Positive Feelings Towards Russia
Big win for my Russian shill program!
Read More »US House Backs Bill to Defend the Most Sacred Thing of All
Ben Shapiro finally wins.
Read More »In Israel, ADL Chief Jonathan Greenblatt Appears to Call for Using Terrorism to Murder Me and My Friends
This is quite the escalation in rhetoric.
Read More »In 2022, Jewish Congressman Jamie Raskin Said the Ukraine War is About Forcing People to Have Gay Sex
The American agenda is gay.
Read More »South Korea: Fail Couper Finally Arrested by Cops as Supporters Fill the Streets
His supporters are... flying American flags? wtf?
Read More »The SEC is Suing Elon Musk Again
He's sued by the government constantly. We're supposed to believe it's because of his 1337 meme skills.
Read More »French Morons Invite Wild Pack of Niggers to Free Event at Their Theater – A Month Later, The Niggers are Still There!
They straight-up jacked a theater.
Read More »Memetic Tuesday: We Don’t Need No Water
Sorry.
Read More »Joe Brandon Congratulates Himself on Ukraine War Success
He should have probably given a statement about child trannies instead.
Read More »Weird Slob James Bowman Says Trump Will Escalate Israel’s War in Gaza
I guess this is really popular with Trump's base.
Read More »The Heel Turn Continues: Starbucks Ends Its “Homeless Niggers, Please Come Loiter Here” Policy!
Starbucks, the most Jewish, sterile, safe company on earth, is saying "get out, nigger."
Read More »Sadistic Homosexual NATO Chief Says If Countries Don’t Give Him a Lot of Money, Russia Will Conquer All of Europe
Is Russia going to march on Berlin and force everyone to speak Russian? Or are they weak losers who don't have any missiles?
Read More »Volonogonimoro Zileienskiyiye Says He’s Sending Firefighters to Save California
Zileienskiyiye is finally trying to endear himself to the American public, instead of just making demands and threats.
Read More »North Koreans Captured in the Ukraine Refuse Offer to Defect
This is a big narrative problem, isn't it?
Read More »Fraud Governor Accuses Fraud Gamer of Encouraging Looting
Elon creating chaos on the streets!
Read More »We Will be Greeted as Liberators
This is the way.
Read More »Elon Musk Faking His Path of Exile 2 Account Proves He is a Fraud (And a Stupid, Petty Fraud at That)
Elon Musk is the Apex of Filth.
Read More »Romania: Massive Crowds Assemble in Protest of Government Voiding Election Because the Right-Wing Guy Won
The entire system running the Western world is about as serious as an Elon Musk Path of Exile 2 stream.
Read More »Satanic “Pope Faggot” Announces Homosexuals Can be Priests Now
It just keeps getting worse.
Read More »Steve Bannon Says “Evil” Elon Musk Will be Kicked Out of MAGA by the Inauguration
I wish Baron would tell Trump Elon must be fired over Fraud Gamer.
Read More »US State Department Labels Dublin Riots “White-Identity Terrorism”
If you don't do what the US government says, they will destroy you.
Read More »A Message for Those with an Inferior Culture
I will never back down from defending Mark Zuckerberg.
Read More »Supreme Court Acts Like They’re Planning to Uphold Biden’s Unconstitutional TikTok Ban
TikTok is not the threat. The government that thinks they have a right to silence speech is the threat.
Read More »Biden Jokes About Everyone Burning Up in California, People are Apparently Very Mad (Sounds Faggy, No?)
I kinda think the people complaining about this are probably the same people who talk constantly about trannies destroying women's sports.
Read More »Superior Culture: Indian CEO Demands 7 Day Work Week
If Indian slaves led to great progress, India would not be an irredeemable shithole.
Read More »Disgusting Italian Cunt Again Calls for More Aggressive War Strategy Against Russia
She wants to invade Africa.
Read More »Mark Zuckerberg’s Rogan Interview is Also Good
Whatever you think about Zuck, he sure is a lot better than the traitor and tyrant Elon Musk.
Read More »Facebook Cancels All DEI Programs, Looking Forward to an Aryan Future
I think Zuck should organize some kind of MMA tournament on George Floyd's grave, or at least release a video of himself pissing on that grave.
Read More »You’ve Got a Boots Problem Too, You Fat Faggot
Universally, no one on earth approves of those boots.
Read More »Japan Begs US Military to Please Stop Their Niggers from Raping Everyone
America is a niggerfest and we send these niggers all over the world to cause problems for innocent people.
Read More »Bibi Cancels Trip to Trump’s Inauguration
While we should always be skeptical, we should hope for the best, and any kind of conflict between Trump and Bibi is most definitely for the best.
Read More »“Enough with That Faggot Shit” – Facebook Removes Tampons from Men’s Bathrooms
Freaks out! No more weirdos!
Read More »US Raises Bounty on Nicolas Maduro to $25 Million, Still Hasn’t Explained Why They Decide the Government of Venezuela
These attacks against him are disgusting and Jewish.
Read More »Russia’s Got the Planned US Invasion of Greenland All Wrong
This is happening and it is hilarious and everyone who disagrees is wrong.
Read More »This Mel Gibson Interview is Great
Finally, the king is back on top again.
Read More »Facebook Abolishing Fact-Checkers Will Cause International Crisis, Experts Claim
The US has the ability to force Europe to do whatever they want them to do. But they probably won't.
Read More »Trump Retweets Jeffery Sachs Video Condemning Genocidal Lunatic Bibi
Well, this is a good sign.
Read More »“Mr. Mumbles the Sticky Ape,” A Top British Person, Says Trump Aiming to End the Ukraine War by Easter
Trump appears to have the idea he can go in and tell Russia how it's going to be, and that is just wrong. Russia has no reason to meet any demands of the US, because they are winning the war so hard.
Read More »LA Fires: 10 Dead, 9,000 Structures Destroyed, 20,000 Acres Burned Up
The media has reported that gays in LA are responsible, though this has not been officially confirmed.
Read More »NYT Claims Trump is the Real Land-Grabber
Is this accurate?
Read More »Meme Thursday: Climbing Out of the Meme Pit for Some Fresh Air
It's memes.
Read More »Fags Complain About Trump’s Awesome Plan to Invade Greenland
I hope he does.
Read More »California: January Wildfires to Cost Over $50 Billion, Estimators Guess
Probably a bit early to be making estimates, haha.
Read More »California: News Report Claims “Gay People in LA” Responsible for Fires
This fire is a big mess.
Read More »I Thought China was Doing the Fentanyl?
Hah.
Read More »Fag Cops Claim Alleged Vegas Cybertruck Bomber Used ChatGPT to Learn How to Blow Up a Car
Have you ever heard of someone committing suicide with a Desert Eagle?
Read More »Zuckerberg has a Golden Opportunity to Rebrand His Twitter Clone as “The Free Speech Alternative to Twitter”
This will work.
Read More »Jewnited Snakes Adds Chinese Video Game Maker Tencent to List of “Chinese Military Companies”
If there is something you like, the Americans will come take it from you.
Read More »Brandon’s FDA Moving Forward with Diabolical Scheme to Reduce Nicotine Levels in Cigarettes
If smoking was actually harmful, the government would be encouraging it.
Read More »RIP Jean-Marie Le Pen
He was a real one.
Read More »Trump Won’t Rule Out Annexing the Panama Canal and Greenland by Force
Based.
Read More »Texas: Obese Cop Gets Badly Injured Falling Down While Trying to Get Into a Car
Back the blue!
Read More »Hungary Blames the Ukraine for EU’s Rising Gas Prices (Because Hohols Stole the Gas)
The Hungarian Foreign Minister also pointed out that the Ukraine is trying to join the EU while hurting the block's economy.
Read More »Zuckerberg Says Facebook Ending Ridiculous “Fact-Checker” Program
Can I get my account back?
Read More »In 2024, China Began Their Domination of the Video Game Industry
Hopefully, the rise of Chinese video games are helping people to understand that a glorious future awaits the world as soon as the US is displaced as the dominant power.
Read More »Musk Calls for US Invasion of Britain
It's a stupid thing to talk about.
Read More »Trudeau Finally Resigns in Shame
Nothing ever gets better in a democracy.
Read More »Dubai Police Arrest Fat Skanks for Filming and Mocking Modest Woman
Kudos.
Read More »Indonesia Joins BRICS
It's the fourth most populous country in the world.
Read More »Memetic Monday: The Sorry State of Your Memes
Delivered right to your door by a genius from the slums of Mumbai.
Read More »Arab Slut Sues Fox Sports, Claiming Host Offered Her $1.5 Million for Sex
That doesn't even sound true.
Read More »Elon Continues Making Many Bizarre Statements, People Wonder If He’s Going Insane
Mounting evidence indicates it.
Read More »Lex Fridman’s Interview with Vladimir Zelensky is Low-Tier War Propaganda for Morons
This is aimed at internet savvy people who support Donald Trump. Total failure.
Read More »People Say “But What About Black Africans?” They at Least Have a Little Animal-Like Charm. But God Those Indians, Ack, Pathetic.
If we have to have a president, we should use genetic science to clone Dick Nixon.
Read More »Cybertruck Explosion Sparks Debate About Elon Musk Spying on Everyone Driving His “Cars”
Elon's H-1Bs already got caught recording nudes and passing them around the office.
Read More »NEWS ON A PLANE: Jew Freaks Out Over American Airlines Flight Attendant Wearing Pro-Palestine Pin
The Jew cries out in pain as he touches flight attendants!
Read More »Brazil: Jew Hightails It as Officials Try to Arrest Him for War Crimes
The Jew reportedly thought it was "like another Holocaust."
Read More »Cartoonist Resigns After the Bezos Post Rejects Sketch Showing Tech Moguls Bowing to Trump
Interesting that the Bezos Post won't publish cartoons of Bezos.
Read More »A Solid First Week of the Year. Keep Up the Good Work.
Everything is going according to plan.
Read More »Saturday Memes: I’m the New Elvis, Covered in My Enemies’ Blood
Capping off a great week of blind, unthinking hatred for Indians!
Read More »Bernie Sanders Condemns Mass Import of Indian Garbage
Liberals will not defend Indians. We've got an open shot here.
Read More »Why are All of the H-1Bs from India?
Why didn't the Indians produce a country they want to live in?
Read More »Pyramid Schemer Patrick Bet-David Continues “Deluge of Shit” Campaign with Fraudulent Statistics
This country is not an "economic zone." We live here. This is our home and we do not have another home to go to like the Indians do.
Read More »Vladimir Zelensky Claims to Have Christlike Healing Powers
He already claimed to be Iron Man and Luke Skywalker, who are more respected than Jesus among his supporters.
Read More »Maduro Puts $100,000 Bounty on CIA “Opposition Candidate”
When Trump brings in infinity Indians to take all of the American jobs, the only thing left for Americans will be taking on bounties from Nicolas Maduro.
Read More »Russians Call Bullshit on War-Mongering Pro-Indian American Fraud Donald Trump
He could easily solve it in one day. He won't.
Read More »Slovakia Vows Revenge After Hohols Steal Their Gas
Any normal country would bomb the Ukraine for this kind of sabotage, but the EU says it's good.
Read More »Zelensky Admits Mass Desertions
This had been previously dismissed as "Russian disinformation," with the Zelensky regime claiming that everyone is still very excited to go die.
Read More »Hey Retard: There is No Cap on H-1B. In 2023, 755,020 People Were Brought In, 72.3% of Which Were Indians.
Pyramid schemer Patrick Bet-David is shockingly full of shit.
Read More »Matt Gaetz Undergoes Dangerous Procedure to Genetically Engineer Himself with Alien DNA
What new powers has he gained?
Read More »I Hate All Indian People
I'm officially a real racist.
Read More »Cybertrucker was Shot in the Head Before the Explosion Went Off, Had Been Stationed at the Same Base as NOLA Trucker
It's all pretty suspicious.
Read More »South Korean Authorities Give Up on Trying to Arrest Yoon Over Failed Coup
He's apparently given up on his dream of establishing an incel dictatorship in the country.
Read More »The Driver of the Exploding Cybertruck was Also a US Army Veteran
A bit sus.
Read More »Hohols Seize Russian Gas Supply to Europe, Hold It Hostage Citing “National Security”
Germany should invade the Ukraine from the other end and liberate Lemberg.
Read More »FBI Claims They Protected AIPAC from Moronic Beard-Man
This is another Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping hoax, I'm quite certain.
Read More »Eight Years Later, A Second Trump Administration Will Begin with Mass Censorship of the Internet
Everyone still allowed on Twitter should be tweeting about nothing but this (and Israel) and provoking Elon into doing even more censorship.
Read More »Las Vegas: CyberTruck Blows Up Outside Trump Casino, Killing One and Injuring Several
It's very funny.
Read More »El Salvador Announces Another Record Low Murder Rate in 2024
Preventing tens of thousands of murders is not worth making the NGO ladies sad.
Read More »Italy: Milan Bans All Smoking Outside of Your House
Mommy just making sure baby is a good boy.
Read More »Putin Orders Russian AI Team-Up with the Chinese
How are they doing this without culturally superior Indians? I don't understand.
Read More »Colorado Legalizes Magic Mushrooms for Therapy
If people have problems, just tell them to take magic mushrooms.
Read More »“Pindia Challenge” Leaves Stupid, Lazy, Hinduphobic, Culturally Inferior Whites Questioning Their Replacers
Trash everywhere is a fundamental marker of a superior culture.
Read More »Drunk on New Year’s, CNN Allows Politically Incorrect Humor
If these people were always drunk, everyone would watch CNN.
Read More »Four US National Monuments Hit by Lightning on New Year’s Eve
It's a statistically improbable coincidence.
Read More »Taliban Banning NGOs That Allow Women to Work
What is the argument against this?
Read More »UN Can’t Decide If Jews Blowing Up Hospitals is a “War Crime”
How many Hamas have the Jews actually even killed?
Read More »“America is a Sports Team Competing with China” is Actually the Correct Metaphor
If you understand what he is actually trying to communicate, the sports match metaphor is clearly correct.
Read More »Elon Now Mass Censoring People Who Question Replacing White Race with Indian Sewer Scum
Including Laura Loomer!
Read More »The Best People, We’re Going to Need a Lot of People, We’re Going to Open Bob Like Never Before
Promises made.
Read More »Brad Pitt Finally Agrees to Divorce Terms of Whore Wife Who Abandoned Him 8 Years Ago
Oh so the world's number one sex icon got totally divorce raped?
Read More »New Orleans: New Year Pops Off with Mass Death Event [UPDATE: Moslem Suspect Identified]
Ten dead, at least.
Read More »China Replies to Retardo US Government Claim of Hacking Their Mainframe
When you are listening to the government, you might as well be reading the Bible, because it is literally divine truth.
Read More »At New Year’s Party, Donald Trump Triples Down on “Dawn of India” Agenda to Replace Whites
This is the quickest any president has ever collapsed!
Read More »Truth-Loving US Government Announces New Virus is Coming to Kill Your Family
I believe it.
Read More »Eight Shots Fired. No Reported Injuries.
I love how the media constantly refers to niggers as "Jeep drivers."
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