The UN should take another look at the pile of shoes.
Read More »Hezbollah Vows Revenge After Israel Murders Senior Commander
The best solution for the fact that Israel has no exit strategy in Gaza is to start this second war.
Read More »NYC: Alleged Anti-Israel Protesters Unveil “Long Live October 7” Banner (Let’s Just Say I’m Skeptical)
I'm calling bullshit.
Read More »72% of Migrants Who Crossed After Biden’s “Crackdown” Began are Being Released Into America
The government says they can't figure out how to deport them.
Read More »Celebrating the Hunter Biden Gun Conviction Legitimizes an Illegitimate System
Do you support the idea that the US government has a right to decide who owns a gun? Do you support the idea that the US government has a right to tell anyone what they can and cannot do?
Read More »Blinken Going Around Saying Bibi Invented This Ceasefire Proposal While Bibi Says He Would Never Accept It is a Bizarre Scene
I just keep watching that Blinken interview over and over and wondering if he might actually be on acid.
Read More »I Just Wanted to See Mario…
"How about you start sucking cock?"
Read More »Watch: Reasonable Colored Gentleman Tells Irate Jews “I Wish Hitler was Still Here”
The rehabilitation of the good name of Adolf Hitler is a matter of historical necessity.
Read More »California: Minimum Wage Hike Causes Almost 10K Jobs Loss, Price Increases, Restaurant Closures
"Minimum wage" is Willy Wonka type shit.
Read More »Wisconsin: Two Female Teachers Try to Organize Orgy with School Boys
Ugh. Teachers only care about one thing.
Read More »Hunter Biden Convicted on Trumped-Up Gun Charges
I have already endorsed Hunter Biden for President 2024. This stupid fake conviction doesn't change that one bit.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Time to Blast Off Into a World of Pure Imagination
Forget about Faggot Month. How about now June is FUN MONTH!
Read More »California Judge Won’t Dismiss “False Advertising” Claims Against Tesla Over “Autopilot” Death Trap
They don't technically even claim it works.
Read More »Protesters Chant “Long Live Intifada” Outside NYC October 7th Rape Temple
Who builds a rape temple?
Read More »AI Companies Threatening to Leave California Over Jewish “Kill Switch” Regulations
This "what if the AI build a chemical weapon?" concern is like if during the 1900s, when cars were being developed, the government was like "what if cars transformed into Decepticons and tried to conquer the galaxy?"
Read More »Israel: Benny Gantz Quits War Cabinet, Whining Over Lack of “Day After” Plan for Gaza Shitshow
No one ever thought there was a "day after plan."
Read More »Venezuelan Organized Crime Gang “Tren de Aragua” Already Forming Network Across Multiple States
Meh. They'll run the country better than the cops.
Read More »Germany: Female AfD Defects to Russia, Fearing German State Will Steal Her Children
Russia exists. Your kids will be safe there. No one will kidnap them and make them gay.
Read More »Jews Kill Over 200 Innocent People to Rescue 4 Hostages – Hostages Good and Healthy
It's just so insane that Hamas is so good and moral and the Jews are so evil and yet the media is able to claim the opposite.
Read More »From The Golden Dragon and The Tunnel of Doom, We Were Alive (Short Fiction Story)
The is a longish short story I wrote this morning based on a dream I had last night.
Read More »Antisemitism Now the Coolest New Trend at NYC’s Most Prestigious High Schools
The future is already being born. Soon, you will hear it cry for its mother's breast.
Read More »Goof Trooper David Cameron Does Fake Video Call with Deepfake of Former Ukraine President
Anyone can do this now. It's not illegal, as far as I know.
Read More »Watch: Huge Anti-Israel Protest Outside of Barricaded White House – 30,000 People (Lowball Estimate)
What the hell do leftist protesters actually think?
Read More »Report: Pro-Russia Commentator has Passport Seized at the Airport While Boarding a Plane to Russia
You can't fight City Hall.
Read More »CIA Denounces Bibi as Unhinged, Says He Thinks He Can Get Away with Anything
The CIA's analysis is at least less dumb than the State Department's.
Read More »Boeing Jet Bursts Into Flames Immediately After Takeoff
It's crazy how often this is happening now.
Read More »Watch: Biden Says D-Day Troops Would Today Fight Putin in the Name of Child Anal
This suggestion is totally retarded on its face.
Read More »Study: Maniacal Artificial Sweetener Xylitol Could Double Risk of Heart Attacks, Strokes, Death
These "diet" fake sugars make you fatter and make everything else worse as well.
Read More »White House Puts Up Fences to Protect Themselves from Protesters Calling for End to Gaza Slaughter
The protesters are just going to have the shit beat out of them by DC cops.
Read More »Russia Sends Nuclear Submarine to Visit Cuba as US Continues to Claim Russia is Joking About Nuclear War
Putin appears to do what he says he's going to do.
Read More »Report: Alex Jones Forced to Sell Infowars to Pay Sandy Hoaxsters
Just for the record: no one died at Sandy Hook.
Read More »Jews Purposefully Bomb UN School in Central Gaza, Killing at Least 14 Children and 9 Women
It was a Hamas base.
Read More »Cellphone “Addiction” is a Very Bad Behavior, But “Addiction” is a Total Hoax – How About Making Better Decisions?
Teach yourself to keep it real.
Read More »Florida: 14-Year-Old Ukraine Skank Beats Poor Old Grandma to Death Over Confiscated Cellular Phone
We definitely don't need any Ukraine immigrants.
Read More »Former Facebook Employee Sues, Denounces Suppression of Pro-Palestinian Content
I don't even blame Zuck for this shit, tbh.
Read More »Jews Claim They Will Stop Putting Random Palestinians in Military-Run Torture Camps
I don't believe this at all.
Read More »Bibi Says Jews Ready for “Very Strong Action” Against Lebanon
Rafah is not really that important in the larger scheme of their plans.
Read More »Poll: Majority of Young People in the UK Think Israel Shouldn’t Even Exist at All
Just wipe them out!
Read More »Putin Suggests Giving Weapons to Nations Opposed to the US-Anal Alliance
Shit just got real.
Read More »House Passes Legislation Sanctioning “Illegitimate” ICC Over Bibi Arrest Warrant
But isn't the International Criminal Court part of the International Rules-Based Order?
Read More »Whoopsie Daisy: Corona Vax “Could be to Blame” for Massive Rise in Excess Deaths, Scientists Finally Admit
Time for retards to apologize to Andrew Anglin, once more.
Read More »Remote Amazon Tribe Now Hooked on Bizarre White Man Porn Thanks to Elon Musk’s Starlink
Shouldn't he be forced to explain why he is doing this?
Read More »Columbia University to Provide Special Police to Escort Every Jew Student Around Campus
It's the least we can do for a people that are this oppressed. Can you even imagine if you went somewhere and someone said something mean to you?
Read More »KKK Antisemite Biden Tells Time Magazine That Bibi is Prolonging the Gaza Slaughter for Political Gain
Time to finish off these Nazis once and for all. And Trump is the man for the job.
Read More »Make Sure There’s No Round in the Chamber When You Stick Your Call of Duty Pride Gun Up Your Ass
Just keep giving these people money and they will keep sticking things up your ass.
Read More »Donald Trump Biography for Kids
Take a ten question quiz about this page.
Read More »Vagina Jew “Climate Scientist” Phase Shifts in as President of Mexico [Article Includes Important Analysis of Hookers and Sexual Sins]
Well, that's not great news.
Read More »Watch: Alex Jones Breaks Down as He Reveals Eminent Fed Attack on Infowars
"All we’re trying to do is save America, and they’re fucking us over, over and over again... it’s just so sick - it’s sick, it’s sick. I want to leave - because it’s going to be over, folks."
Read More »Hamas Holding Positions in Northern Gaza That Israel Defines as “Cleared” (They Might Skip Rafah and Go Straight for Lebanon)
It's all about triggering a US war with Iran. I said this on day one, and nothing has changed, because I am the master of geopolitical analysis.
Read More »San Francisco: Brutal Militarized Cops Arrest 70 Anti-Genocide Activists at Israeli Consulate
Is just brutalizing people going to solve the problem of people disagreeing with Israel's genocide?
Read More »Brandon Won’t Go to Zelensky’s Fake “Peace Summit,” Sending Kamala
What is the goal of this, other than to look like a bunch of retards?
Read More »Memetic Monday: Where Should I be Buried?
It's Monday, my beloved parasocial friend. It's time for us to spend special friend time together.
Read More »Jew-on-Jew Crime: Zelensky Condemns Israel in Singapore, Says He’ll Make Them Stop
Ukraine Jews need that money, Israel Jews.
Read More »Singapore: Goof Trooper Zelensky Shows Up Uninvited, Makes Outrageous Threats Against China, Others
He is basically threatening the entire world at this point.
Read More »Maldives Bans Israelis from Entering Country – Jew Officials Tell Jews to Flee the Country!
This time the world.
Read More »Hungary Sees Massive Anti-War Protest as Ukraine Situation Continues to Get Goofier by the Hour
This is nearly a million people, it looks like. In a small country.
Read More »China Sends New Hawkish Defense Minister to Singapore to Declare That Taiwan Traitors Will be Nailed to the Pillar of Shame
Americans are always trying to ruin anything peaceful in nature and transform it into a bloodbath.
Read More »White House Says Brandon Doesn’t Really Want WWIII (He’s Just Pretending, I Guess?)
So what are we doing then? What is the goal here?
Read More »Philly: Hundreds of Anti-Israel Protesters Interrupt Anal Pride Parade
NO PRIDE IN GENOCIDE!
Read More »Aide Claims Bibi “Accepts” Biden’s Ceasefire Plan
I'll believe it when I see it. Actually, I still won't believe it then either.
Read More »Idaho: Awesome Heterosexual Bar Declares June “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month”
I hope it goes well for this bar and their dog.
Read More »Trump Cheered with “Fuck Joe Biden” Chant at UFC 302
On the same Saturday as UFC, the British were marching in support of Trump.
Read More »Valrogofmorgothyr Zelenskyyiiiy Claims Trump has to Refuse Any Peace Deal or Become a “Loser President”
The Z-Man fears Trump will be too focused on Israel to pay attention to his war.
Read More »Unvaccinated Voters Overwhelmingly Backing Trump Despite Vax Shilling, Poll Shows
I guess because these retards think they have to support someone. You don't, in fact, have to support anyone.
Read More »Boeing’s Largest Factory in “Panic Mode,” Trying to Keep Employees Silent as They Duct Tape Jets Together
White women will risk their lives to prove they support black mechanics.
Read More »Lazy Sunday (Sorry Friends)
I apologize for being late.
Read More »Chile Joins ICJ Genocide Case Against Jews, Demands “Permanent” Solution to Jewish Problem
It's a bit like that quote from Adolf Hitler where he said that if he were to lose the war, his ghost would rise from the grave and the world would know he was right.
Read More »NYC: Kids and Teachers Walk Out of School in Anti-Genocide Protest
The genocide seems to be getting less and less popular as the days go by.
Read More »New York: Palestinian Nurse Denounces Gaza Genocide While Accepting Award, Gets Fired, Dragged Out by Cops
We cannot exist as a country with this tiny minority, this ethnic mafia, running the entire country while claiming that they don't run it.
Read More »Watch: Five Colorful Spirit Airlines Employees Attack Man for Some Reason (Possibly No Reason)
This is why America is the greatest country on earth and the indispensable nation.
Read More »RT Publishes Op-Ed Calling for Russia to Drop a Nuke
I lol'd.
Read More »Don’t Vote for the Child Murderer Donald Trump. Don’t Vote for Anyone.
This is the new age of the Stormer: the anti-politics age. Also, I'm going to publish the Illness Revelations when they're ready. I've got a lot going on behind the scenes. Interesting moves are being made. You'll be happy with the results (unless you're Jewish).
Read More »Trump Convicted of 34 Counts of Paying Off Hooker Using the Wrong Bank Account
The third Trump campaign is literally the same thing as the third Star Wars trilogy.
Read More »Cancer-Riddled Jew Jamie Raskin Praised as “Stunning and Brave” After Posting Masturbation Video on New York Times Website
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was recently nominated for a People's Choice Award by the entertainment channel MTV.
Read More »Three Machete-Wielding People of Color (Formerly “Colored People” or “Coloreds”) Enrich Unspecified Man at Times Square McDonald’s in CD Dispute
Embrace tradition.
Read More »Texas: Smugglers Moving in Hordes of Invasive Entities Inside Horse Trailers
Rolling rolling rolling keep them doggies rolling.
Read More »Israel Threatening to Murder Families of ICC Officials May Amount to “Crimes Against Justice”
They can kill anyone they want because of a pile of shoes.
Read More »Memetic Thursday: The Ultimate Thursday Meme Massacre
If this isn't good, the fault lies with other people.
Read More »Ayatollah Sends Message of Support to ABSOLUTE KINGS Protesting on College Campuses
KINGS.
Read More »Watch: Driver Attempts to Run Over Orthodox Jews in Brooklyn
He was allegedly jamming to Blue Oyster Cult.
Read More »A Bunch of the Companies That Said They Would Leave Russia Never Did, Now Saying They Probably Won’t
Companies only pretend to care about enforcing morality. If companies actually start losing money to enforce morality, you should be really scared, because you've entered a bizarre new social order where people are going to force things on you.
Read More »Vanity Fair Edits Out Guy Pearce’s Palestine Pin from Photo Shoot
I guess if you're sick of Jews killing kids in Palestine, you're definitely also sick of dealing with Jews in Hollywood.
Read More »Putin Warns Western Faggots That He Can Nuke Their Cities Off the Map Whenever He Wants
Is it worth it, bro?
Read More »Mossad Director Stalked and Hunted Noble ICC Negress Threatening and Intimidating Her Black Ass, The Guardian Reveals
That bitch ain't give a shit bot no ratty Jew try to spook she ass.
Read More »Russian Liberal Party Now has 0% Support
The US has totally abandoned the color revolution plan in Russia.
Read More »In Speech to “Donors in New York,” Trump Vows to Deport Pro-Palestine Students to Protect Jews from Criticism
DO NOT VOTE.
Read More »Fatmerican Whores Getting Pregnant on Magic Weight Loss Drug, Babies Likely to be Mutants
Beware a magic drug.
Read More »New York Democrat Declares Military Recruitment Failure is “Deeply Problematic as a Democracy”
If Biden is reappointed, he's going to have to do a draft.
Read More »Maybe the Bear Wouldn’t Have Been Messing with the Kid If He Didn’t Look Like Such a Pussy?
Bears are drilling pussy like oil rigs drilling for black gold while the white man don't even lift.
Read More »Macron Says “Everyone is Completely Fucked”
I'm getting pretty darn tired of people saying something is going to happen while nothing ever happens.
Read More »Responding to Polish Retard, Medvedev Says Fatmerican Plan to Attack Russian Targets Would Trigger World War
Why is Europe at war with Russia again?
Read More »Jews Bomb Rafah, Burn Dozens of People Alive
The Jews are celebrating.
Read More »34-Year-Old Married Mother of Two Special Needs Teacher Accused of Repeated Sex with 16-Year-Old Retard
It looks like she might have had special needs of her own.
Read More »China Meeting with South Korea and Japan to Improve Relationship
Everyone wants to make money.
Read More »Top UK Science Man Claims “New Pandemic” is “Absolutely Inevitable”
This is what I've been saying. It's a Jewish conspiracy!
Read More »Brandon Tells West Point Graduates They Have to Go to War Against Moslems, Russians, And the Chinese
He said "indispensable nation" lol
Read More »Israel Intensifies Rafah Massacre After ICJ Ruling Against Their Diabolical Acts
This train is headed all the way to Tehran.
Read More »Arizona Doctors Can Take Patients to California to Perform Abortions Under New Law
Newsom wants California to become a "sanctuary" for child sacrifice.
Read More »Bibi Will Address US Congress Soon, Four-Eyes Johnson Says
What do people think when they see this shit?
Read More »Slovakia: Assassination Attempt was Driven by Pro-Ukraine Sentiment
Of course, we're just going to get more "lone gunman" bullshit.
Read More »Negress Who Beat Kaylee Gain Into a Coma Won’t be Charged as an Adult
Shocker!
Read More »Memetic Friday: The Cream of the Crop
With a vengeance.
Read More »AP Finally Reports Israel is Losing the War, So This is Now a Big News Story
We've been saying this for months, citing all the facts, but it only matters when the mainstream media says it.
Read More »Cops Using Food as a Weapon Against UCLA Anti-Israel Protesters
It won't be long before the IDF is dropping ten ton bombs on American college campuses.
Read More »Harvard: Massive Commencement Walkout as Students Chant “FREE PALESTINE”
I also have a press freedom problem.
Read More »Tornado Rapes Iowa Wind Turbines (Just Bury Them in Landfills to Further Poison the Groundwater)
If global warmers aren't stopped, they are going to poison the entire earth and make it unlivable for most forms of life.
Read More »After Macron’s Massive Ukraine Moralization Barrage, Poll Shows Only 10% of French Give a Shit
People should refuse to vote in these elections.
Read More »Dastardly Boy-Lover Lindsey Graham Whines That If ICC Goes After Israel They Will Soon Come for Him
I'm not sure why he would think this was even a good case to make.
Read More »The Science Announces AI-Powered Head Transplants, New Bodies Available
Fricking epic.
Read More »Families of Uvalde Victims Settle for $2M After Badge Niggers Sat Around Doing Nothing While Kids Died
If your kids are ever trapped in a school with a mass shooter, tell the cops that the shooter criticized aid to Israel.
Read More »Why is No One Concerned About the Fact That Russia is Doing Nuclear Exercises on the Ukraine Border?
I guess people aren't really concerned about the threat of a nuclear war. Kind of interesting how disinterested they are.
Read More »Israel Seizes AP Equipment [NOTE: Article Contains Important Information]
You can't just film Jews.
Read More »Watch: Protesters Disrupt Blinken During Senate Testimony – “Butcher of Gaza!”
Is Antony Blinken Jewish?
Read More »UN Stops Trying to Get Food to Starving Children in Rafah Because the Jews Just Murder the Aid Workers
They are allowed to do this because Hitler put their shoes in a big pile.
Read More »Germany: Top AfD Politician Raided After Allegations of “Money Laundering”
He's accused of taking money from Russia.
Read More »Will Trump Truly Bring a Unified Reich?
I don't believe this campaign promise at all.
Read More »Volodomormoyrnyr Demands More and More and More for His Endless War
This guy sure is demanding.
Read More »Brandon Calls ICC Arrest Warrant for Bibi “Outrageous,” Confirms Eternal Allegiance to Baby-Killing Jews
Brandon is between a rock and a hard Jewish cock.
Read More »Canada: Old People Having Psychotic Breakdowns Due to Legal Ultra-Weed
Why did they legalize weed? The only possible reason is that they want to hurt people.
Read More »Taiwan’s Gay New Fake President Uses Inauguration Speech to Attack Mainland Common Sense
What percentage of Taiwan supports war and losing money in the name of anal supremacy?
Read More »NYPD Taking Heat Over Needless Violence Against Protesters Who Criticize Jews
The cops are unhinged psychos.
Read More »Families Looking for Religious Alternatives to Boy Scouts as Organization Focuses on Anal
They're about to rebrand to "Scouting America."
Read More »Federal Judge Blocks Biden Administration’s Attempt to Expand Gun Background Checks
Demon-RATS are obsessed with taking people's guns.
Read More »Georgia: President Vagina Tooth Vetoes Law Requiring Western Psychological Operations Groups to Register as Foreign Agents
Are these people not witnessing what is happening to the other allies of America?
Read More »Watch: Psycho NYC Cops Attack Protesters on the Street for Criticizing Israel, Arrest at Least a Dozen
We need to bring in Hamas peacekeepers to arrest the NYPD.
Read More »Maryland: Court Refuses to Let Religious Elementary School Children Opt-Out of Anal Lessons
The kids gotta learn to get fisted sometime. Might as well be in elementary school.
Read More »Some Question Boeing Whistleblower’s Suicide Note
It makes sense.
Read More »I Stand with Kurt
Here at Stormer Daily, we will always respect Nirvana, unlike many faggots who deserve to die.
Read More »Wang Says the US Responsible for Ukraine War, US are Fat Retards
How can the US claim it is a force for peace? All they do is start wars all over the world.
Read More »Brandon May Not Even Attend Zelensky’s Goof-Ass Fake “Peace Conference”
No one is taking this seriously.
Read More »Anal Imperative: Warsaw Government Bans Display of Christian Symbols, Forces Pronouns, Gayness
Poland is in freefall. How do the Poles feel about this, I wonder?
Read More »Israel Says They Can’t Commit Genocide Because the Only Genocide is the “Holocaust”
"The Holocaust" needs to be put on trial.
Read More »Thomas Massie Threatens to Subpoena CDC for Vax Data
I don't really care what's in the vax. I just hope everyone who took it dies soon.
Read More »NATO Forms Unholy Alliance with Homosexual Movement
The US is an evil, anal empire, and God shall destroy it for the sins it has done to boys.
Read More »BRICS Nations Will Not Attend Zelensky “Peace Summit” Where He is Again Calling for Unconditional Surrender
He is losing very badly, his military is on the verge of collapse, and he's demanding unconditional surrender, and the West is supporting this. It's surreal.
Read More »Back on Top Again! No Surrender!
BACK
Read More »Shooter of Slovakian Prime Minister Confirmed Ukraine Supporter
Hopefully, after Fico recovers, he becomes even more aggressive in his opposition to this stupid, insane war. That's what I'd do if someone tried to kill me.
Read More »House Approves Bill That Will Defund American Military Until Brandon Sends All Shipments to Israel
This Johnson fellow is the worst human being that ever lived.
Read More »China and Russia Announce Even Stronger Sino-Friendship Agenda
America is not only evil, it is retarded.
Read More »US Bans Chinese “Genocide Cotton”
The fact that the US comes out with this while they are actively supporting a real and very obvious genocide in Palestine is especially egregious.
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