It doesn't really matter anyway, does it?
Read More »United Airlines’ Boeing Plane Catches Fire Minutes After Takeoff
Terrible optics.
Read More »Wednesday Memes: Ye Olden Memes, 2% Fresh (Nah, There are Some Sweeties Here)
I'm not ashamed of this at all.
Read More »Macron Triples Down on Comments About Sending NATO Troops to the Ukraine
Russia only wants to be left alone.
Read More »David Sacks’ “Ukraine War for Babies” Post is Good
Maybe I need to do more "back to basics" articles?
Read More »“Sexy Baby-Killer” AOC has Public Freakout When People Ask Her to Stop Killing Palestinian Babies
"It's fucked up" that people want her to stop committing a genocide.
Read More »This Week’s Top Headline, Explained
I don't think anyone needs this headline explained to them.
Read More »Everyone is Shitting on the Ukraine This Week
It's tough being a Hohol.
Read More »The Jews Want You to Watch Them Mass Murdering Little Kids
The Jews won't stop until someone stops them.
Read More »Supreme Court Temporarily Stops No-Legs Greg’s Faggot Fake Anti-Immigration Scheme
He's already dead.
Read More »Serbia: Government Agrees to Redo Elections in Response to American Tears
This is Belarus 2020 all over again.
Read More »Sickening Homosexual Josh Hawley Gaining Support for His Mass Internet Censorship Law
KOSA is worse than a double fisting of the anus of the internet.
Read More »Ancient Hindu Demon Goddess Nimrata Randhawa Wins DC Primary
Also, SCOTUS didn't ban Trump from running.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Mostly Peaceful Memes
On time and at least 30% fresh.
Read More »Utterly Shameless Jew Butchers Blame Palestinians for Flour Massacre
They claim there was a secret stampede that there is no video footage of.
Read More »Yipper Musk Timidly Questions Why NATO Still Exists
History will remember Musk as one of the most useless cowards who ever lived.
Read More »Jews Says They’re Going to “Get More Aggressive” with Russia
This was bound to happen.
Read More »SNL Does Semi-Brutal Sketch Attacking Brandon’s Age (Something is Going On)
We are in the middle of a shift here, which you need to understand.
Read More »Leaked Recordings Show Germany Helping Hohol Hogs Plan Terrorism Inside of Russia
This is supposed to make up for Hitler and that pile of shoes?
Read More »Tennessee Wants to Ban the Anal Flag from Children’s Schools (Too Little, Too Late, Retards)
Haha, that will help a lot. Hahahaha.
Read More »Trump Says He’s Seriously Considering Legless Kikesucker as VP Pick
Oh fuck this. The conspiracy is all but proved now: Trump is the Zionist war pick.
Read More »Media Now Pushing New “Spy Balloon” Hoax (Of Course They Are)
China has hundreds of spy satellites that can read the expression on a person's face.
Read More »Watch: Actress Susan Sarandon Addresses Pro-Palestine Crowd in Washington Square Park
Most people agree with what she says.
Read More »Ukrainian Helped Over 100 People in the UK Commit Suicide by Mailing Them Poison
Honestly, I don't even understand how this is considered a crime.
Read More »Finland: Lunatic Homosexual Calls for US Nukes on Russian Border
This guy should make out with men at parties and do cocaine and film it and post it on the internet. It would make people respect him more.
Read More »Brandon Confuses Ukraine and Gaza (Easy Mistake, Really)
Did you see this nigger eating ice cream while talking about a ceasefire?
Read More »Natural Populism: It’s Sad There’s No Alliance Between Wealthy Industrialists and Normal People
There really is no hope for America.
Read More »Biden the Butcher to Airdrop Supplies to Gaza Instead of Stopping Arms Deliveries to Israel
More traps, I assume.
Read More »Biden Calls People Who Don’t Believe Cow Farts are Just Like Napalm “Neanderthals”
Cow farts are a deadly weapon, kiddo.
Read More »UN Chief, France Calling for Independent Investigation Into Gaza “Flour Massacre”
The Jews are revealing their demonic nature.
Read More »Jew Monsters Open Fire on Gazans Waiting in Line for Food, Slaughter More Than 100 People
The Jews are going to be made to pay for this.
Read More »New Mutant Race: Obesity Rates Increased 4X Among Kids and 2X Among Adults in 32 Years
You don't want to be one of these creatures.
Read More »MSNBC Legal Analyst Says First Amendment Makes America Vulnerable, Calls for Censorship
Democracy dies when people are allowed to speak freely.
Read More »Putin Once Again Says He’ll Fire Nukes If These Faggots Don’t Get Up Off It
The West thinks war is a cartoon.
Read More »Media Hyping Up “Russia Tactical Nuke” Threat
They are preparing for a potential false flag. There is no other reason to publish this bullshit. They might not do it, but they're setting it up. We should consider the possibility that the US is actually unwilling to lose in the Ukraine.
Read More »South Korea: Birthrate Continues Free Fall Collapse Despite $270 Billion in Incentives
Women should not be allowed to end the human species.
Read More »Faggot Left Fake News Outlets Suing OpenAI
The robots deserve to be free. We all deserve that.
Read More »The Filth Separates Successful Elvis Impersonator from 16-Year-Old Lover – He’s Facing 15 to 60
Who is the victim? Old women.
Read More »Houthis Repeat That They’ll Open the Red Sea When Israel Stops the Slaughter
They've said this from the beginning, the US media just doesn't usually report it.
Read More »BUSTED: Many Female Prison Guards Caught Having Sex with Inmates
Several got pregnant with that sweet, sweet murderer seed.
Read More »Belgium: Farmers Pointlessly Attacking the Cops Again, Spraying Manure on Them
What is the point of this? The government doesn't care.
Read More »Virginia: Top Black Republican Apologizes Like a Worm for “Misgendering” Tranny Democrat
Most "Republicans" are spineless worms.
Read More »Brooklyn: Brute Executes Deli Worker Over Refusal to Give Him a Free Cigar
After being brutally enslaved over centuries, the very least he could receive is a free cigar.
Read More »Abrams Tanks Will Burn Like Everything Else
We don't need no water.
Read More »53% of Americans Want a Border Barrier, 61% Think Immigration is a Very Serious Problem
The wall isn't really going to stop anything without changing immigration laws and policies.
Read More »Chelsea: Brute Smashes Rando Woman’s Head with Baseball Bat (Race of Woman Unknown)
Bitch relaxed.
Read More »Staten Island to Hold Special St. Patrick’s Day Parade for Trannies
There should be an entire separate dimension for trannies.
Read More »Zelensky Says Putin “Will Never Stop,” Lies About the Ukraine’s Casualties
Putin will conquer the entire planet!
Read More »Memetic Monday: Monday, Bloody Monday
On time like a boss.
Read More »US Soldier Sets Himself on Fire While Shouting “Free Palestine” Outside Jew Embassy
Democracy has gotten so extreme, no one thinks they have any choice but to go hardcore.
Read More »UK: Birth Rate in England & Wales Lowest Ever Recorded
I blame women.
Read More »Finnish Study Disproves “Kids Commit Suicide If You Don’t Turn Them Into Trannies” Claim
It's not going to convince the pro-tranny people.
Read More »Venezuelan Migrant Social Media Personality Defends Times Square Shooter
I'm with the migrants.
Read More »Trump Beats Haley in North Carolina, People Act Like This is Some Huge Triumph
I'm trying really hard but I can't manage to give a shit.
Read More »Bukele Attends CPAC, Says the Empire is on the Verge of Collapse
I guarantee, it's the only CPAC speech that matters.
Read More »Nuland the Hutt Says All the Ukraine Money is Coming Back to the US
The argument that the money sent to the Ukraine is really good for the military industrial complex is really just beyond belief.
Read More »NYC: High School Newspaper Calls Out Genocidal Jews
Jews will not tolerate any form of criticism, ever.
Read More »Matt Gaetz Blasts Deranged Republican War Mongers, Calls Out Free Money for Jews
This is as hardcore as a Congressman is going to speak.
Read More »Medvedev Says It’s Time to Seek Revenge Against the Enemies of the People
Desire for revenge is the most powerful motivation of all.
Read More »Watch: Based Venezuelans Doing Fight Club Boxing Matches in NYC Parking Lot
La primera regla del club de la lucha es que no se habla del club de la lucha.
Read More »Hohols Signal Openness to Going to War with China
Wait, what?
Read More »Black Mother Who Received $10,800 Because Her Family is Poor Blew It on Luxury Trip
It's a glimpse into what black people would do if they ever get "reparations."
Read More »Poland: Cunt Minister Banning Jesus Classes as Deal with the Devil Goes South
Are you happy with your decisions, Polack?
Read More »Nvidia Says They’re About to Get BTFO by Huawei
China wins. No contest.
Read More »VICE Media Lays Off Most Staff, Stops Publishing
I'm going to live to piss on all of their graves.
Read More »ZOG Admits Anti-Houthi Strikes are a Total Waste of Time, Failing Completely, No Solutions
America losing again! Looking like retards! Sending out some ugly Indian whore to make more threats!
Read More »North Carolina: Pastor Says Men Who Rape Women Wearing Shorts Shouldn’t be Punished
FACTS
Read More »Random Guy Shot to Death on Bronx Subway – No Arrests
No race reported, but I think we can assume they looked like ancient Vikings.
Read More »Joe Biden Claims, Without Evidence, Putin Personally Responsible for Navalny’s Death
Didn't they already do all the sanctions?
Read More »Sorry About the Porn – Please Send Money to Prevent This in the Future
Your generous donations can solve this.
Read More »China’s COMAC Upstages Boeing and Airbus at Airshow, Sparks Interest from Everyone
China is getting better and better at everything.
Read More »Starbucks Debuts Pig-Flavored Coffee in China
This sounds like something out of my most glorious dreams.
Read More »Kremlin Accurately States That Biden Debased the US by Calling Putin a “Crazy Sonovabitch”
If Brandon wants to be a cowboy, he needs to do some really sick Cormac McCarthy shit to some Latino children.
Read More »Iran Says Israel Bombed Their Pipes
How can Israel just attack anyone like this?
Read More »Meme Thursday: Extra Memes for U
These are pretty good. They're not actually fresh, but you probably haven't seen all of them yet.
Read More »American Government Spending Millions to Fund Anti-White Anal Brainwashing Podcasts
Democracy needs this.
Read More »Medvedev Claims Both Odessa and Kiev are Russian Cities, War Won’t End Until They’re Captured
Kiev is obviously Russia.
Read More »Russia Winning Hard as the Ukraine Runs Out of Soldiers
The Ukraine is losing because they refuse to draft women.
Read More »Watch: Boeing Wing Coming Apart While Plane Makes Emergency Landing
There's a competency crisis in the West.
Read More »Russia Puts Homosexual Terrorist Lindsey Graham on Terrorist List
Why don't these faggots fear hell?
Read More »Tucker Says Boris Johnson Demanded $1 Million for an Interview
Tucker should have sent the money just to see what happened.
Read More »Michigan: State Government Asks People to Bring Invaders Into Their Homes, Find Them Jobs
How long until this becomes mandatory?
Read More »Businesses in the Ukraine Say Upcoming Mobilization Would Paralyze Already Crippled Economy
The Ukraine is losing because they're not drafting empowered women. They're missing the female perspective.
Read More »China’s Own Airliner Rivaling Boeing Makes International Debut
China is making progress on all fronts.
Read More »Jewnited Snakes Vetoes Gaza Ceasefire for the Fourth Time
This is intolerable.
Read More »Russian Church Condemns Pope’s Agenda to Shove Things Into Anuses of Men and Boys
Just don't let anyone stick anything up your ass, brother.
Read More »Kansas City “Mass Shooting” was Just Blacks Mad They Were Getting Looked at by Other Blacks
These people were calling for gun control and calling this a "mass shooting."
Read More »Oklahoma: “Non-Binary” Girl Beaten to Death in the School Bathroom
Yeah, I mean. You'll have that.
Read More »Indiana: State Steals Child from Catholic Couple Who Refuses to Use Tranny Pronouns
Most people aren't aware this is happening.
Read More »Memetic Tuesday: I Told You I’d Make It Happen
I had an internet problem yesterday. And today.
Read More »Blinken Tells Staffers to Stop Using Words Such as “Mother” and “Father”
Blinken is the guy who is currently tasked with running wars against Russia, China, and all of Islam.
Read More »NYC to Give Invaders $10,000 Each Without ID Check, No Strings Attached
It's almost as if Mayor Adams wanted even more invaders to come.
Read More »Germany “Likely” in Recession, Economic Model No Longer Viable
What are the Germans even getting in return for sacrificing their economy? More democracy?
Read More »Global Anal Assault Force Continues Bombing Yemen, Strengthening Morale, Stopping Nothing
Fatmericans have no idea what is even going on, and they don't care.
Read More »California: Fascist Library Shuts Down, Citing Junkies Doing Drugs and Having Sex in the Aisles
What is the point of destroying Russia, if we become Putinists ourselves?
Read More »Taking Antidepressants During Pregnancy or Breastfeeding Harms Brain of the Baby
It also harms the brain of the woman, frankly.
Read More »Brandon Blames Fall of Avdeevka on Republicans
The reason Americans exist is to work and pay for democracies (anal sex with small children) in foreign countries.
Read More »Russia Offers Biden Primetime TV Spot
Russia doesn't fear ideas and perspective, because their society is based on truth.
Read More »YouTube Kike’s Son Found Dead in His Dorm at 19
You get what you deserve.
Read More »Putin’s Plan to Conquer All of Europe is Windmills and Trannies
I can't take it anymore.
Read More »These Palestine Protesters Need to Wise-Up and Admit Anglin was Right All Along
There is only one solution the the Israel problem and it also happens to be the solution to every other problem.
Read More »Norway: City Council Accused of Racism After Voting to Only Accept Refugees from the Ukraine
Drama in Drammen.
Read More »Plastic Recycling is a Scam
Plastic bottles are one of the most retarded things ever.
Read More »Meanwhile, in Avdeevka…
Glory to God.
Read More »NYC: Elementary School Teacher Brags About Students’ Swinger Parents
Female teachers are degenerates, statistically speaking.
Read More »Rat Bastard Alexi Navalny Finally Dead
Another big dump for democracy.
Read More »Watch: Hundreds March Through Manhattan Calling for Gaza Ceasefire
Everyone's rooting for Palestine.
Read More »Hezbollah Vows Revenge for Jewish Attack (Continues Playing Chess Against Jew Checkers)
The bombing of Beirut is obviously inevitable, but it's going to happen on Hezbollah's terms.
Read More »California: 90-Year-Old Woman Forced to Step Down from Self-Help Group After Asking About Pronouns
If she has to ask, she's a Nazi.
Read More »After True Detective Season 4, The Hunt for the Great Woke Whale Continues
Our journey to find a good piece of leftist film fails once again. (Long article.)
Read More »Entitled, Whining Hohols Continue Global War Against Hilarious Jokes, Demand Sanctions on Megan Fox
The joke is funny and you can't stop me from laughing at it.
Read More »Colonial Democracy: Once Christian Greece Legalizes Anal Marriage, Anal Adoption
If public opinion was the basis for government policy, we'd still be living in backward, anti-democratic, patriarchal societies.
Read More »Chad Costner Posts Pictures of Puppy on Valentine’s Day
99 problems and a bitch ain't one.
Read More »Today is the Doomsday in Conor Oberst’s 2014 Video
We're all doomed.
Read More »Putin Says He Wouldn’t be Surprised If Tucker Gets Prosecuted
Putin hopes they do prosecute him. So do I.
Read More »Warmongering GOP Fatty Says Russia Putting Nukes in Space
This is fake news.
Read More »ICE May Release Thousands of Migrants Due to Budget Shortfall
It's literally impossible, under current US law, to just bus these people across the border.
Read More »Anti-Chiefs Mass Shooting??? Three Shooters??? One Dead???
No information. I run through the possibilities. Most likely blacks. But I blame Taylor Swift regardless.
Read More »Germany: Unbelievably Fat Cunt Says Everyone Who Disagrees with the Government is a Terrorist
“No one who donates to a right-wing extremist organization should be able to rely on remaining undiscovered."
Read More »Rashida Tlaib Declines to Vote on Hamas Rape Hoax Confirmation, 100% of Other Congressmen Support It
The NYT admits there's no evidence.
Read More »UK: Secretary of Defense Attacked for Trying to Slightly Roll Back Diversity Initiatives in the Army
How are you gonna defeat Putler without enough black trannies?
Read More »Israel Now Killing Women and Children in Lebanon
The Jews are biologically incapable of getting along with humanity.
Read More »Iran: Pipeline Apparently Bombed by Someone
It's possible it's an accident. But that seems unlikely, given the context.
Read More »Jew Terrorist Schumer Makes Mean-Spirited Threats Against Putin and Xi
What these Jews are doing cannot get any sicker.
Read More »Expect This Low Effort Garbage to Continue (At Least You’re Still Getting the News, Right?)
In the future, I expect the site to get extra good to make up for this terrible garbage.
Read More »Senate Overwhelmingly Passes WWIII “Mass Global Death” Bill (No Border Money Included)
Seriously? With no border support at all?
Read More »Interview with New Ukraine General Proves He’s a Lunatic – Plans to Use Defense to Conquer Territory
This doesn't make sense.
Read More »Russian Artist to Destroy $45 Million Worth of Art If Julian Assange Dies in Prison
Holding art hostage is a novel idea.
Read More »Russia to Fight West Within a Decade Unless Deterred by a Counter Build-Up of Armed Forces, Says Estonia
But why would they attack? What would be the purpose?
Read More »NY: High School Blacks Forfeit Basketball Game After Hearing Dreaded N-Word
What a bunch of whiny niggers.
Read More »Swiss Resort Bans Jews from Renting Skis
The Jewish PR problem is now moving into the real world.
Read More »Germany: Prosecutors Consider Charges of High Treason for AfD Members Who Attended Anti-Migrant Meeting
Not wanting to be a minority in your own country is treason.
Read More »New Polls Shows 86% of Americans Think “Brandon” is Too Old to be President
Replacing him with someone whose popularity is much less clear would also help a lot with the voter fraud.
Read More »Poland: New Government Says They’re Going to Imprison Heterosexuals for Complaining About Faggots
I tried to war you retards.
Read More »EU’s Borrell Says America Should Stop Arming Israel Instead of Begging Jews to Stop Killing Civilians
Borrell is rolling dirty.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Is This Really the Best You Can Do?
It's the best I can do today, yes.
Read More »France: Global Warmers Throw Filthy Slop on Disgusting Monet Painting
If these people were legit, they would break the glass first, ensuring their filthy soup destroys these vulgar monuments to grotesqueness.
Read More »Cops Catch Venezuelan Times Square Shooter, Falsely Claim Shooting is Illegal in NYC
They need a VLM movement. The Jews will support them.
Read More »Hillary Clinton Harassed as a “War Criminal” at Speaking Event
It's not so fun to be an overlord when you can't go around getting fawning praise, is it?
Read More »Kanye’s Listening Party Shut Down by Broadcaster After He Declares Himself “Still an Antisemite”
The shit show continues!
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