"Axis of Terror"? More like the Justice League.

Self-pity is the most destructive force in the human universe.

The Jews are America's chosen people.

The Jews can't possibly expect the world to forgive them after this.

Hamas claims so.

Cool story, bro.

The Iranians are threatening to kill American civilians. No one wants to say it. But that's the consequence of war with them.

Bitch is hot, tbh.

The Jews are never going to fix their reputation.

Don't worry, it's safe to poison the ocean with this. The fish are not complaining.

This is the Illness Revelations centerpiece of the day, even though it doesn't contain any actual illness revelations.

Penalties for those caught playing the block-building game in Florida include up to 20 years in prison, and a $250,000 fine.

Interestingly, he'd just spent two weeks in a mental facility. I wonder what they did to him?

Due to democracy, neither Filipinos nor Americans get a say in this.

WHAT CHANGED????

Wow, an anti-Iranian atrocity hoax? Today? Never would have expected it!

There isn't a point to talk about any of this without talking about the Jews. 

FILLER

It's very important.

Drink responsibly and don't let these whores make you feel like you're doing something wrong.

The Geneva Convention is an age-old trope. 

I think it's important, as both an academic and a practical matter, to analyze and try to understand their unique behavior patterns, which are different from those of any other humans on earth - by a lot. 

He's literally a communist.

BASED!

Elon Musk as a yipping chihuahua who yips and nips at people then turns to flee and starts pissing on himself and shivering might go down as the greatest of the Illness Revelations.

Israel is creating a precedent that allows for Moslems to slaughter Jews wholesale. It's not really logical.

Wait - the war is back on?

Why can't the US do war here??? It's so much cooler than the Middle East!

Sorry!

It's all bullshit.

Late. Sorry. But this shit is friggin' funny. Cherry on top of glorious Monday: fresh new energy, peaceful filial piety, actual direct promotion of alcoholism as a healthy lifestyle choice (yo, hello? Self-service department? Can I get a callback to the previous article or do I have to do it myself?), astonishing/overwhelming word count, confounding messianic delusions. Jarring shifts between apparently serious statements and humorous statements, including unclear or potentially ironic self-depreciating humor, without any form of delineation or discernible pattern - fun new style of blurring humor and seriousness that I just thought of 3 hours ago and haven't fully fleshed out (you, my dearest parasocial companion on earth - yes, I am speaking to you, [INSERT YOUR NAME], as an individual, as someone you have a personal relationship with - get to ride along for the process of fleshing out the new style!). You think you know Stormer shock racism humor after a decade of it? Well, hit the refresh button, pal, because during my delusional brain illness state a week and a half ago, I invented 37 new ways to use the word "NIGGER." Guess what? I also invented at least three and maybe four separate ways to justify forced child marriage while making it seem like a joke. How edgy is that?? PLUS: Bombardment with secret messages (widely-celebrated new official Stormer terminology for exciting self-referential humor). Yeah. I'm thinking I'm back.

The dogs bark and the caravan moves on.

It is a new Stormer epoch. The Illness Revelations have already begun.

LOOOOOOOOONG

Some Jews are switching to damage control mode.

BASED

Maybe it's too edgy and provocative for you, because I'm Andrew Anglin of the Daily Stormer and I'm super edgy and provocative. It's like, my thing, man. 

Age is not really a relevant factor in the fertility of healthy men.

Despite the infinity mountain of frustrations, there is no reality in which he is not my president until the day I die.

This is ludicrous.

I don't even think it's happening.

FREE PALESTINE. ONE LOVE. WE SUPPORT HAMAS.

Huh.

They're trying to do "climate lockdowns." It's all so tiresome.

This statement is official and must be respected.

The Jews always push it too far.

What even is this?

You just... you can't have Jews.

I've run the numbers.

The Jews are going to pay for this.

The eagle is too fat to fly.

BASED

I'm just. Man. I'm just so exhausted by the Jews. 

The Ukraine is going to have a really hard time getting those weapons.

The Jews...!

We need to charge him for murder when this happens.

We shouldn't even be having this conversation. Everyone knows the Jews did it.

You're shutting down major events in France because there's a war in Israel? 

Bomb the hospital or else, minimum wage worker!

The question on everyone's lips is: where is Erdogan?

Go fight for your people, bro. 

We used to have a pretty good country.

It's gonna be a lot of work, Olaf. People really don't like hospital bombers.

In a democracy, you have to bomb the hospital.

Time's up, Jews! It's so over!

I'm not even going to mention January 6.

This is a wholesome love story in a country where the government cuts boys dicks off.

Relax for a bit.

Do the Jews think this looks good? Do they think "hospital bombers" is a good brand? What the hell are they doing?

Jews are cartoonishly evil monsters.

I srsly can't believe this nigga said Palestine bombed they own hospital.

These lunatic Jews are still claiming they're doing all of this in self-defense.

These retards just united the entire Islamic world against them. Russia and China are united against them. 

It's total war now.

Talibros finally moving up in the world.

There's no place in America for people who don't support the baby-killing Jews.

The entire planet is witnessing the unhinged behavior of the Jews.

Hey, Brandon - tell those Jews I said "suck it, pigs! America does not support you! Americans hope you all die!" 

That escalated quickly.

"Sexually mature stallions" have no right to be sinning while others are dying in a war.

Surely, if the Jews are going to do this, we have to be allowed to talk about it? 

The Jews wouldn't lie about something like this.

Let's try this again.

We will try to be joyful.

Someone might say "this is retarded, if we're going to play a game, everyone has a right to know the rules," but then you just say "I'll kill you if you complain." 

Biden has had these issues with Bibi, but that doesn't seem to mean much.

The hunt for the exit strategy has begun.

He should be in the brig.

Jews wouldn't lie about slaughtering innocent people!

Remember: we are all Palestinians to these Jews! 

This is going to be a total mess.

Is it finally over???

When Angela Merkel invited those millions of Arabs to come live on welfare in Germany, she should have stipulated "JEW LOVERS ONLY."

Why did you put Israel inside of Palestine???

This is all a result of Jared Kushner's fake peace deal.

It's so over.

The best part is Ben Shapiro's reaction.

I didn't find 40 decapitated Jew babies.

Well, I'm with Vivek.

Jews, like Ukrainians (also a Jewish country, by the way), prefer "soft targets." 

I think there is a conflict of interests here.

This is the sloppiest atrocity hoax I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of atrocity hoaxes.

Where are they supposed to go??? They're blockaded, Jews! You blockaded them!

What the hell was happening in 1991???

It's Friday the 13th.

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!

Palestinians finally have a world superpower defending them!

Can I calls 'em or can I calls 'em? 

A slice of Jew life.

Someone is doing the bonoing.

SHE SAW IT WITH HER OWN EYES!

We knew this was coming! HA!

She's sticking to her guns.

Why is ousting McCarthy like having an affair with the preacher, you ask? Well, let me tell you.

I'm thankful (and a bit surprised) to be alive, and I thank the dear reader for tolerating my delinquency. 

Based.

In a democracy, the government dictates what you're allowed to read and talk about.

Democracy, btw

Very quick way for judicial reform.

There is no evidence Lebanon was firing on the Jews.

Whores are forced to acknowledge, once again, that men are better than them in every way.

This is rough.

This is how we finally own the libs.

I thought the Anal AOC pro-war Left was also pro-Palestine? Betrayal???

YIKES!

No one ever thought these drugs were safe.

HAHAHA.

There is no voting on the issue. Ursula just tells you what she's going to do to you. 

Just don't get called a racist! Whatever you do!

Rishi the RACIST???

It's time for common sense bottle control laws.

Huh?

It's a massive personal stash, but a pretty weak dealer stash. 

Either do it or don't, Elon. There isn't any "trying."

lol, Silly Putin. If you nuke us, we're just going to hide under school desks.

It must be frustrating to be a millennial faggot who tried to do the most anti-social thing possible as a teenager, only to have wayyyyyy more anti-social people take over society completely and then condemn you for not being anti-social enough. 

These niggas out here, they be get that money. They be get them chips, they be get that Monster Energy. Y'all ain't wanna test these niggas.

I don't care.

FULL DAMAGE CONTROL

Carbs ruined this bitch's life already.