No one could have predicted something like this!
Read More »Stupid Boomer Bitch Punches Bear, Gets Bit
Imagine being so retarded you think you can fight a bear.
Read More »Milley Says the Ukraine Offensive Will be “Very Long” and “Very, Very Bloody” – Billions Must Die??
BILLIONS???
Read More »World Shocked as Bud Light Faggot Cries and Says He is the Victim
No one thought this faggot would have this kind of nerve.
Read More »I for One Welcome Our New Islamic Overlords
France appears to be quite doomed.
Read More »This Anti-Homo Court Ruling is Totally Worthless – Does Not Address the Actual Issue at Hand
The issue underlying this is your right to freely associate with who you choose. That is not a religion-based right.
Read More »WaPo Officially Announces the CIA is Planning Negotiated Ukraine Surrender, Buries Lede
The Post also claims that Ukraine is going to threaten to bomb Crimea during negotiations.
Read More »Hungary Says Zelensky Needs to Explain Where All That Money Disappeared To
It's as if anyone who bucks that system gets called a "dictator" and accused of all sorts of things.
Read More »California: Chaos at the Reparations Meeting! Blacks Demand Half the Country and Immediate Reparations NOW!
In another universe, you could just as easily get black people to thank you for slavery.
Read More »I’m Glad There is a Race War in France (Even If Whites Aren’t Fighting)
It was going to happen sooner or later.
Read More »Greta Goes to Meet Zelensky to Give Him “Professional Help”
The sonovabitch needs some professional help.
Read More »Medvedev Mocks the West for Talking About “Instability” in Russia
Medvedev is a great guy.
Read More »Germany: Catholic Church Loses Over 500,000 Members in 2022 as They Go Vaginal, Anal
"Let's make the Church into a crappier version of Netflix" is the most retarded idea ever.
Read More »Sweden Authorizes Another Koran Burning for Some Reason
Sweden has "hate speech" laws, by the way. They suspend them for Koran burnings.
Read More »Brandon Reckons Putin is Losing the War in Iraq
In other news, it has been revealed that Biden sleeps in a CPAP machine.
Read More »Israel Leaking Details of Brandon’s Iran Talks to Republican Anti-Iran Activists
This is happening at the same time that the US is trying to bully Israel into supporting the war in the Ukraine.
Read More »Roseanne: “Six Million Jews Should Have Died, Because They Cause All the Problems in the World – But It Never Happened”
She was drinking during the podcast, and she probably didn't mean to let that little factoid slip out.
Read More »Taiwan Harasses Russian Ships, Claiming They are in “Taiwan Waters”
Taiwan doesn't have any waters.
Read More »80s Nostalgia is Overdone to the Point of Mental Illness
Enough is enough. Just stop.
Read More »Ukraine MOD Head Says Spring Counteroffensive has Yet to Begin
This is the end game now.
Read More »Apparently, We’re Now Talking About Peace Talks
That just snuck right up on us, didn't it? It's like with Christmas. You're just settling into your spring offensive, and all of a sudden it's July peace talks.
Read More »Serbian President Vucic Says Foreign Spies Involved in Wagner Coup
With Vucic, it's also possible that none of this means anything, and he just said this stuff for some other reason entirely.
Read More »Putin Gives Short Speech Following Wagner Coup, Outlines Path for the Fighters Involved
I don't see how you can just have zero consequences for a coup like this. But maybe I'm missing something.
Read More »Prigozhin Says He was Not Trying to Do a Coup, Just a Coup-Like Staff Shuffle
I guess he's going to be posting regular drunken rants on Telegram...?
Read More »Memetic Monday or How I Learned to Stop Appreciating the Jews and Love Literal Nazi Scientists
I failed a coup and all I got was this free trip to a top tier hooker hot spot.
Read More »Ukrainian Jews and Israeli Jews are Feuding
All things being equal, I would prefer Russia be more openly hostile towards Israel. So maybe I support Israel supporting the Ukraine?
Read More »Ukrainian Fighter to VICE: “I Don’t Know What the Government’s Plans Are, But It Looks Like an Extermination of Their Own Population”
Finally.
Read More »As Conservatives Push Back a Tiny Bit on Pederast Agenda, Anal Lunatics Warn of Coming Hole-O-Caust
This language has gotten totally heinous.
Read More »Preliminary Autopsy of a Botched Coup in Late June
There is a lot that is going to be written about this. Here are 2,000 words, just to get the ball rolling.
Read More »American Russia Supporters Pushing QAnon Kook Type Stuff About the Prigozhin Event
This makes Americans who support Russia look like kooks and retards.
Read More »Montana: Train Full of Poisonous Chemicals Falls Into the River
This doesn't happen in China.
Read More »Collapse of Russia Totally Canceled!?
Really, this was truly a weird 36 hours.
Read More »British General Says Failed Coup was Sandy Hook Style Hoax, Prigozhin Planning to Invade the Ukraine from Belarus
Wait, what?
Read More »Elon and Zuck are Apparently Serious About Doing a UFC Fight
I'd be willing to train Elon for the fight if he gives me my account back.
Read More »Upshot Unfolding: Latin American Leaders Praise Putin for Heroically Repelling Coup Attempt
Putin is still my hero.
Read More »Prigozhin Agrees to Go to Belarus…? Apparently! I Guess It’s Over!?
I guess the guy just had a breakdown? And now it's over? Anti-climatic much???
Read More »Ukraine Says the Real Spring Counteroffensive is Yet to Begin – This has All Been Probes!
If it's just probes, why were they even expecting to make progress at all???
Read More »HAPPENING: Russia Totally Doomed…! [UPDATE]
Hmmmmmmmmm...
Read More »Cops Find Humanoid Corpse, 4 Pre-Teen Boys Hidden in Tranny Drug House
The oldest was 10, the youngest 5.
Read More »Owen Shroyer Pleads Guilty to 1/6 “Restricted Area” Behaviors, Faces Up to a Year in Prison
Prison!
Read More »BASED: Zelensky Says Putin is Second Most Anti-Semitic Person, Only Beaten by HITLER
Bitch ass Nazi ass KIKES!
Read More »Pentagon Now Pushing Cluster Bombs for the Ukraine
I remember when they complained about these being used in Iraq. But the Democrats don't care if children in the Donbass have their legs blown off.
Read More »Kiev Basically Admits Failure in “Counteroffensive,” But Promises “There Will be So Many Counteroffensives”
We're at the point now where US/NATO has to either shit or get off the pot.
Read More »They are Finally Admitting the Doomed Pod was a Doomed Pup (Wreckage Found)
These people were real retards.
Read More »No NATO for Ukraine, Says Germany (Russia has Effectively Won the War)
The war is over. Give up, faggots.
Read More »Putin Says Hohols Have Ceased Major “Offensive” Operations, Realize They are Doomed Pups
The Western media is still making outrageous, bizarre claims.
Read More »US Officials Downplay Biden Calling Xi a “Dictator”
I don't think it's likely that this was an accident.
Read More »Death Pod Retard Didn’t Want “50-Year-Old White Guy” Advising Him
He didn't want anyone getting in the way of his lunatic agenda.
Read More »Macron Requests an Invitation to BRICS Summit
Macron is something of a wildcard.
Read More »After Blinken Visit, State Leaks “Chinese Military Base in Cuba” Conspiracy Theory to WSJ
This is 100% a hoax.
Read More »Old Faggot Brandon Calls Good Emperor Xi a “Dictator”
China does not appreciate this.
Read More »That Titanic Pod was a Doomed Pup
That is just silly.
Read More »Doomed Pup Macron has a “Peace for NATO” Deal No One Will Appreciate
People are beginning to stop appreciating the Jews.
Read More »Frankly, I Don’t Appreciate This Jew Very Much Myself
Sorry Jew.
Read More »Appreciation of Jews Falls to Record Lows as Unappreciation Rises in 3 Key Sectors
The collapse of appreciation for the Jews shows no signs of slowing.
Read More »DOOMED PUP: Black Pit Bull Owner Stabs Gay Guys’ Dog to Death in Central Park!
I feel like I need to go back and read Aristophanes and write a comedy play called "The Americans" about this news story.
Read More »Jewkraine Whines That Russia is on the Attack as Putin Says 30% of Western Equipment Destroyed
The Ukraine has made zero progress, and it's not going to be easier with less equipment.
Read More »Russia Sending Captured Tanks Filled with Explosives Back at the Hohols
The Ukraine is a real war between two modern armies. It is really great that technology is allowing funny stuff to happen, instead of just gay stuff, like $300 drones dropping grenades in trenches.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Just Hang in There, Bud
It's going to be okay.
Read More »Emperor Xi Gives Childlike Americans an Andy Griffith-Style Talkin’ To
It's really sad how embarrassing it is to be American.
Read More »Retards Who Went Into Pod to View Titanic for Tourist Purposes Disappear
Why would someone get in this pod???
Read More »Russia Could Invade Sweden at Any Moment…!
"Democracy" would be more accurately called "vaginaism."
Read More »NATO Doesn’t Want Frozen Conflict
At this point, statements from Stoltenberg come across as slapstick humor.
Read More »More Than Half of Americans Want Immediate Trump Pardon
If Democracy is real, Joe Brandon will have to pardon Trump.
Read More »Americanism is Anti-Freedom, And They Should Really Just Leave the Africans Alone
Mali hates the Anti-Christ.
Read More »Mexico Plans to Drastically Increase Trade with Russia, Laughing in Sombreros at Dumb US Sanctions
Seriously? The US can't even get Mexico to go along with their agenda?
Read More »Uganda: Amid US Demands for Total Anal, US-Backed Terror Group Attacks a School, Kills 41
Making terrorist attacks and mass shootings happen is one area where the US is actually capable. They do it in America constantly.
Read More »Poland Halts South African Plane on the Way to the Ukraine and Russia
It might be that NATO really are the real racists.
Read More »Russia Bombs Ukrainian Decision-Making Center
It's obvious that they should just go ahead and kill all of these people.
Read More »“God Save the Queen, Man”
Brandon is just trying to fit in with the kids.
Read More »Lavrov: When the Ukraine Conflict Ends, Globalism Will End
It's already happening.
Read More »Fox Fires Former Tucker Producer for Calling Biden a “Wannabe Dictator” in Chyron
I will say it is funny that Tucker Carlson referred to "the women who run the network."
Read More »“Fagless City”: Biological Front Holes and Faggots “Feel Betrayed” by Moslems Who Despise Them
Maybe we should try Christianity?
Read More »Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He’d Run for President If He was Allowed
Arnold is still acting like a complete fag.
Read More »Southern Baptists Banish Churches with Vaginal Pastors
I can't believe Christians are following the Bible...!
Read More »Putin’s Speech at the Saint Petersburg Economic Forum Focuses on the Ukraine Conflict
The world stands with Russia.
Read More »This Brandon Bribery Scandal is Some Kind of Hit Job
When something happens in the narrative, it is for a reason, and the reason is never "conservatives finally won something."
Read More »Watch: RFK Jr. Blows Joe Rogan’s Mind with Inconvenient Facts!
Joe is in his bunker, planning his next move!
Read More »Ukrainian Territory is a Rules-Based Toilet That You Just Flush Money Down…!
The Guardian is going hard.
Read More »Starbucks to Pay Out More Than $25 Million to Female Manager Fired for Being White
This was one of the big events that triggered BLM mania.
Read More »Czech President Says to Treat Russians Like US Treated Japs During WWII
The Japs were put in camps.
Read More »Cormac McCarthy Finally Dead
Rest in piss, faggot.
Read More »White Women Switch Out Leopard Dildos for F-16 Dildos
OMG bitch will you shut up!
Read More »Teens Who Use Birth Control Pills are More Than Twice as Likely to be Depressed Later in Life
Wow, who could have predicted something like this?
Read More »Rammstein Singer Being Metoo’d by Mostly Anonymous Whores
Are we getting ready for second wave metooism?
Read More »Brandon Sending More Equipment to the Ukraine to Replace Destroyed Armor
They keep sending weapons. They will probably keep doing that until all the old stuff is gone, then try to draw some kind of line.
Read More »Jew Yellen Admits Lunatic Anti-Russian Sanctions Threaten Dollar Hegemony
Haha. Ha.
Read More »Brandon Promotes “Israel Model” for the Ukraine! HA!
No more NATO talk.
Read More »Moscow Estimates Ukraine’s Casualties at 7,500 Since the Start of the Offensive
The Ukraine knew where the hood was at, and decided to roll deep.
Read More »After Meeting Brandon, Tranny Exposes His Huge Fake Breasts on White House Lawn
We stand on the cusp of a utopia.
Read More »Over 100 Nations Set to Attend Russian Summit as Whole World Ignoring US Threats
It's a new world now.
Read More »Jewish Cuban Says Going Woke is Profitable
He says that because he's Jewish.
Read More »Video Shows Russians Celebrating Capture of Intact Bradleys, Leopard
This is so embarrassing.
Read More »Massachusetts: Children’s Playground Slides Doused with Acid
Everything is very, very normal - the United States simply could not be any more normal.
Read More »Will the Open Targeting of Children Sink the Entire Faggot Normalization Project?
Probably not.
Read More »US Reportedly Planning Evacuation of Taiwan
The US is in need of a distraction from the spring offensive...
Read More »NYC: Black Stabs Other Black to Death in the Middle of Chelsea
The media is still telling us that they are innocent victims, even as our whole society is being transformed by their outrageous and goofy violence.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Will That be All, Sir?
These are crap. Sorry.
Read More »After Pointlessly Destroying Huge Amounts of Equipment, Kiev Junta Demands Germany Give More Tanks
The entitlement!
Read More »Patriarch Kirill Says Christian Revival in Russia While West Becomes More Depraved
If you look into the face of Satan, there is not much you can do other than turn to Jesus.
Read More »Hong Kong Offers Amnesty to US Crypto Exchanges!
Chinese are saving the world!
Read More »Lockheed-Martin Dominates DC “Pederast Pride” Parade
It is fitting that the machines of death for World War Anus are being designed by actual butt bandits. The Ukraine war is the first war that comes with the explicit demand that the enemy submit to gay anal.
Read More »Musk on Kaczynski: “He Might Not be Wrong”
BASED?
Read More »Soros Handing Over Control to Dipshit Millennial Hipster Son
This dickhead is like "sup brah."
Read More »Rest in Peace: Human Rights Activist Ted Kaczynski Dead at 81
America mourns the passing of a national hero.
Read More »Greta Still has Not Mentioned the Bombing of the Kakhovka Dam
Greta, get out here, you retarded ass little retard bitch.
Read More »Russia: US Military Vet Arrested for Dealing Drugs!
I have no idea how stupid you have to be to be an American in Russia in the current year - and former military! - and engaging in criminal activity.
Read More »Facebook CEO Zuckerberg Blames “The Establishment” (Jews) for Censorship…!
Frankly, the Jew Fridman offends me more than the Jew Zuckerberg.
Read More »Ukrainian Drones Attack Russian Warship! Just Do Whatever, Guys!
The US is running this war.
Read More »Italy: 15 Migrant Pirates with Daggers Take Over Turkish Ship, Hold Hostages
What kind of daggers did they have? The Dagger of the Demon Lord?
Read More »Top Russian Banker Says Dollar Dominance Coming to an End
I think I need to keep reminding people that this is not really as easy as it might seem.
Read More »With Bradleys and Leopards Getting Blown Up, White House Says They’re Not Worried About Ukie Casualties
What is even going on here?
Read More »Musk is Defending Trump, Sort of, While Also Keeping Anglin and Fuentes Banned
What's the deal here, Elon? What are we doing?
Read More »Honduras Visits China, Announces They’ll Join BRICS Bank! Every Country Headed for the Exit!
Come to where the love is.
Read More »Moms for Liberty, Other Parent Groups, Listed as “Extremists” by the Jewish SPLC
This has become a badge of honor.
Read More »Ukies Use British Missiles to Bomb Aid Shelters for People Fleeing Dam They Bombed
They also bombed a children's summer camp!
Read More »Civilians Hurt as Hohols Bomb Rando Apartment Deep in Russia
This is clearly some kind of desperate terrorism tactic.
Read More »Ukie Madmen Just Driving Leopard Tanks and Other Heavy Equipment Into the Line to Get Blown Up
Why are they driving tanks through an open field toward the enemy line with no air defense? Is this meant to be humorous?
Read More »Trump Responds to Indictment Over Secret Documents
You'll remember that this is what the Mar-a-Lago raid was about.
Read More »Fake Sweetener “Splenda” Contains Toxic Chemical That Damages DNA
"A single packet is too much."
Read More »Former NATO Chief Says NATO Should Send Troops Into the Ukraine!
"Coalition of the willing" again!
Read More »Good Thing DHS Canceled Its Plan to Make a List of “Terrorist Supporter” Social Media Accounts
They didn't cancel this program. I can tell you that.
Read More »Immediately After Blinken Visit, Saudi Calls Putin to Make Big Time Deals
Fatmericans have no idea what is even happening.
Read More »Fox News Threatens Tucker Carlson After Twitter Debut
It's sort of obvious that he is in breach of contract.
Read More »Serb Leader Claims Western Spies Trying to Overthrow Government
It's a color revolution. There is only one place those come from. They are not organic.
Read More »EU is Out of Money, Must Start Cutting Dem Programs
Democracy can only function if you are able to bend people to your will.
Read More »Tucker Carlson Debuts on Twitter – 10-Minute Monologue, Aliens Real – Whatever
Okay, dude.
Read More »Russia Holds West Responsible for Dam Disaster
Well, the US had the motive, but also, Russia is pure evil.
Read More »Trump Echoes RFK Jr. in Video Attacking Big Pharma, Defending Children’s Health
This implies Trump is looking at Kennedy as a challenger.
Read More »Jews Claim Russia Bombed Their Own Dam
Jews always lie about everything and everyone knows it.
Read More »Ukie Lunatics Bomb Russian Dam, Total Destruction – West Says Russia Bombed Own Dam!
It's possible Kiev did this without US permission. Or maybe the Americans are just this nuts now.
Read More »Arnold Schwarzenegger Denounces the Existence of Heaven
What a faggot.
Read More »Manhattan: Black Woman Goes Wilin on Dem White Bitches
AWFLs deserve this, frankly.
Read More »Vegan Group Releases Ad Claiming T-Rex Gave Birth to a Chicken
Yeah. Okay.
Read More »Vaginal Abomination Nimrata Randhawa Wants WWIII If Ukraine Loses
The only candidates not saying this are Donald Trump and RFK Jr.
Read More »Retired US General Says NATO Couldn’t Win a War Against Russia
You would think that the threat of this - a threat which some in the West are framing as an inevitability - would make Estonia less eager to support the Ukraine war, but apparently, that is not the case.
Read More »New York: Episcopal Church Goes Double-Anal
America deserves to be nuked into complete oblivion.
Read More »Russia Blows Up a Bunch of American Heavy Equipment After Hohols Suicide-Rush the Donbass Line
Is this the "counteroffensive" that was advertised for so long???
Read More »New York Times Finally Talking About Ukrainian Neo-Nazis???
Not really, no.
Read More »Memetic Monday: I Refuse to Accept Anus Month, Shall Continue Normally
Make them start using the term "pride month denialism."
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