Good night and good luck.

Russia needs a Max Keiser intervention.

What?

There is a vaguely implied war with Mexico here.

But I don't.

This is something I would use the opportunity of the war to clean up, if I were running Russia. Of course, I don't know if you know this, but I'm not running Russia.

The US does not have a plan. I do not accept that they have a plan.

I'd say this proves what we already knew: X gonna give it to ya. 

The bitch needs to hurry up and die of obesity-related disease so we can all go piss on her grave. 

The Ukraine states plainly that anything against them is "disinformation."

#TeamCrowder. Ride or die. No exceptions. No caveats.

When you pledge your soul to Satan, he makes you impervious to shame.

Brandon referred to the noble People's Republic as a "whatever regime."

The Holy Spirit still moves in men.

RFK says this was illegal. Seems like it should be?

It sure does look like the Americans are running out of friends.

How will the millions he gassed get reparations now?

"Non-binary" is an excuse for ugly women to explain why they don't try harder. It's really sort of an exploitation of the general tranny phenomenon. I'm sure it's also good for your career.

The Times is calling for "at least" Revolver Ocelot to be deployed for the counteroffensive.

When a man says "my wife told me she's leaving me," that man is all of us.

Honestly, there is so much going on that is so dumb it is beyond comprehension, that it really feels hopeless to comment on politics for any other reason than documenting the reality situation.

It is clear that the last remnants of a functioning system are disappearing.

Oh shit did Putin just solve global warming like he did the coronavirus pandemic??

Are the members of the new menstrual council going to be rolling on X and selling feet pics too, Pope?

Can I get the lore on that?

He has a year in prison hanging over his head. But the real threat is the communist Chinese CCP regime autocracy, which doesn't follow our values (based on speeches from MCU films).

Don't know what happened here, but I did coin the word "Napcel," so please be sure to credit me in the future because it's going to be big, and the fact that it's from an article this bad is ideal.

I have no idea.

Yeah, okay, well, I'm sure they are. But was that the point? Does it matter what the point was? It actually doesn't, what matters is what happens next.

Have you heard about the fountains of blood? Such a shame.

Everyone in the government is lying to each other. They are watching lying media and believing it, feeding it, watching it, feeding it, believing it. 

We still don't understand what the US is doing.

But after Creepy Uncle Sam bombs your pipes, can you still claim an illusion of dignity? 

Number one way to score with hot pussy.

The next episode of Wang Town is going to be your huckleberry, punk. 

The short story is that he's right about everything; Americans and their Euro (and nip) lapdogs are swine who deserve to be nuked.

Many implications. None of them interesting.

Let's go ahead and see if this is some kind of mistake before I go scorched earth.

I predicted thith.

Insider sources say they fired him because "he be a gay nigger."

I don't have time for this right now. 

It's not actually one of those days.

I think this is a really good idea.

CCP COMMUNIST REGIME TO COLLAPSE IN 4.8 SECONDS

It is nothing but endless tragedy to let these people live. 

They didn't have access to maps before the committee provided them.

JIM JORDAN IS NEVER GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING. 

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE LATEST BOMBSHELL

I think Steve Bannon should kill himself.

We're doing quickies now. Breaking the conditioning.

Everyone knows the US bombed the pipes. 

Anything for the 1991 borders.

All your base are belong to us and you're going to have to get used to it, Jews.

You'll be shocked to hear that Jews are lying about China.

Again - not an economist, not a mathematician, just an observer here who reads a lot. 

Like, now? Does he mean now?

Two more weeks until the utopia arrives.

It just shows, yet again, that the entire US intelligence "community" is a Jewish terrorist group occupying the United States. 

I can confirm this is retarded.

Democracy ain't free. You have to pay for it with all of your freedoms.

No one likes you, Jews!

I am in touch with humanity.

If none of this seems to make sense, it's because it does not make sense.

Yeah. Move to Singapore. They like doing business.

I'm happy to see him mocking this pudgy bitch.

The sonovabitch did a Bud Light commentary video.

It's already happening.

I just wish we could say that Page is a Jew, as it makes everything make so much more sense.

The people running the US government are literally insane.

You can just walk in and eat whatever you want.

What they are doing is just kidnapping random people.

This is the future you chose. And it's beautiful.

This is America. It's about licking and eating ass.

In all likelihood, this story is nothing at all as it is being reported.

Jack's leaks show the obvious: China is dominating the whole world.

There are some very good reasons that you shouldn't completely alienate your family. 

CULTURE WAR! WOW!

WE'RE GOING TO MODIFY THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL TO MAKE IT FOR JACK TEIXEIRA.

Don't worry, you fat American slobs! This will not affect you in any way at all! The ride will never end for you, you fat, gay retards.

Look, if you drink this estrogen poison, you are already definitely into gay sex with men. 

The main question I have is: are we sure these are fake journalists, or just murderous journalists?

Frankly, many people believe they deserve a lot worse. A lot worse.

It's kinda funny tbqf

IMPORTANT PROTIP

Eat, drink, and be merry, dear brothers.

THE END IS NIGH!

lol did they think they could do that? 

No one even doubts this Cohen rat Jew is a criminal.

This post is just a joke.

Truly pathetic.

Yeah, sure, okay, faggot.

Please, please, please, give up on life.

It really just makes you wish everyone was dead.

What, they had never heard of the leaks? How is this real life?

There are a lot of really cool things happening these days.

No wonder so many people are calling for China to nuke us into oblivion with the lead pipe in the lounge.

Unleash the Russians and do it quickly. 

So ending the fake pandemic means that we can now flood America with even more genetic refuse. 

Really feeling good about this collection. Lots of Easter stuff and much more.

Have the Jews finally opened the portal, using their dark rituals???

We always knew they spied on everyone, but having this public is very embarrassing.

What is the plan here? Is this just a part of the utopia?

It's all so stupid and obvious. I don't even know what I'm supposed to say about it.

He should have used this indictment and arrest to do a media whirlwind, but he did not. 

It's obviously all going to be a lot worse than what they are admitting. Everyone should probably be prepared for that.

Is the Ukraine trying to bring forth a Lovecraftian beast from beyond the stars?

Personally, I refuse to be associated with homosexuality and/or transsexualism.

There is no logical reason for France not to start to form a relationship with China, other than that they are a US slave state.

What the people of the world are realizing is that the Anal Empire is a paper tiger.

A special Easter message for the reader!

Presumably, Israelis are smart enough to see that the US is on a severe, rapid decline. But they don't appear to be acting as though they are thinking very much about that, instead continuing to pretend like they are invincible because Creepy Uncle Sam is their gimp.

It's not Ishtar! This is stupid!

People have to have freedom, and the people of the world are sick of having their freedoms stripped from them by this globalist democracy system.

What is the purpose of this??? Well, let me tell you.

Now South Korea is questioning Analism??

I no longer believe that saving this America is possible, in the sense of a peaceful transition back to normalcy. However, the fact that good and normal things still exist in this country means that after this empire topples over, we will have the materials needed to rebuild the nation.

For whatever reason, the Ukrainian government is constantly going out and just publicly admitting things that I have been claiming.

He just wants to be freed from prison for political reasons.

The Anal Empire is in chaos as they rush to start WWIII before the whole thing falls apart.

Let it be a lesson to fat whores everywhere. 

What a gross bitch!

They might not be real.

He has betrayed Chairman Elon!

Der Eternal Boomer strikes again!

No one is going to do anything to stop trannies. 

The US empire is falling and I'm still standing.

Welcome back to Wang Town, friends.

This is a moronic nation and the people making the decisions are fat morons who only know they like gay sex and Jews.

This is a Jewish ritual murder bombing. They do these regularly.

China is a peaceful country and the warmongering maniacs of the West calling them aggressive is insane.

These are the good guys, by the way. The goodest ever, in fact.

The US no longer believes that the Ukraine will "win." 

Maybe I'll be in a better mood later.

We need to end American democracy, and we need to do it quickly. 

Americans are paying for this and that means they are morally responsible for it.

Anal fisting is so 2019.

"Online extremism" is an euphemism for "disagreeing with the government."

I will support Trump regardless. Maybe it helps that I don't believe it is possible for any Republican to win. But there is no way I'm backing Meatball.

It's time for winners to rise up and push losers down to where they belong! We should force them into a swamp!

Sometimes Monday doesn't arrive until Tuesday... like a whirlwind...!