“I’m the fucking President! Take me up to the Capitol now!”

It's no longer deniable, and the whole thing just looks like a circus show. 

At this NATO summit, they are saying that the Ukraine is going to take back the Donbass and Crimea. 

Lloyd Austin is literally black. 

This is why we need Hunter to challenge his father for the nomination in 2024.

America is the least functional country on earth.

Isn't someone going to stop this? Jesus? Calling on Jesus!

It's over for you, hoe. Stay mad.

The West just makes these wild, baseless accusations, while Russia is like "well, uh - we have video, so..." 

This is goofy.

Memes about hoes being mad.

It's anyone's guess as to why Jews feel comfortable telling people this in public. 

Maybe robot dogs will finally turn the tides in favor of the Ukraine, and allow them to finally take Moscow? 

It's the film America needs right now.

Experts warn it's coming.

What?

Sorry, I don't mean to laugh.

Seriously though - imagine the nerve of Zelensky just saying "actually, I'm already in NATO." 

This one went a bit off the rails. We're in a transformative stage here, folks. I'm poking around and trying to find a new direction for my art.

I'm so sick of talking about China. What does China have to do with my life and my problems?

Honestly, I saw Greta and thought it was going to be another "current thing crossover event."

Imagine that both France and the UK have more freedom than the US. 

What?

Never go full kook.

Why does the Pope refuse to excommunicate Joe Biden?

Lukashenko is a good bad cop.

"Everything will be sucked up by murderous female narcissism."

She probably won't turn up dead. 

Do they think that the whole country is banning abortion?

How long was this guy spending in the shower in the first place?

Desperation.

Hoes mad. Hoes mad never changes.

Wow mass shootings happen in countries with gun control? I thought that was physically impossible?

I'm so tired of being oppressed by this rules-based free and open international order.

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Wow, this article is garbage. I know that and I didn't even read it. I need a vacation.

This was completely unexpected!

Hmmm. Wonder why Netflix is doing so poorly?

It's an economic union! The Ukraine is an extremely lucrative trading partner, given the number of cadavers they're producing daily.

I would rather be exterminated by robots than have Jews force my son to have gay sex.

These Jews are getting worse.

Parents often feel uncomfortable about teaching their sons to suck dick.

The interesting part is there was a cause.

It's a good thing the Republicans are so pro-war. 

World War III has already begun, and one side or the other is going to win it. 

If I were Putin, I would be using mustard gas. 

"Every joke has a victim."

If you resisted the vaccine and kept your blood pure, now you can rejoice in knowing it was all worth it. 

I've never heard of anything like this in my entire life. 

Wait - aren't staged gas plans by the Germans an anti-Semitic dog whistle? 

It's never over.

Shhhh. Just relax. Everything is going according to plan.

No one is going to believe a mass shooting narrative after this. This is a Jussie Smollett incident for the cops and gun-grabber Democrats. 

Is this bait?

It's a long story.

Folks, you just need to eat meat and a few vegetables. That's all. 

We here at Daily Stormer engage only in the most fair and balanced reporting. 

It's that time again! Best time of the week!

For God's sake, man - people are dying! 

I wish they would start calling Mexico "Meh-hee-ko."

I have to say, I'm shocked. I can't say if I'm shocked in a good way or a bad way. 

Elon hasn't sold his Bitcoin, and that's the only thing I care about. 

Trump has vowed to arrest everyone involved in the production of the show.

My traffic is still great, frankly.

The deeper America digs, the better it is in the long run, because they've chosen a hill to die on that they are going to die on. 

Just another strange coincidence!

Bullying while they still can.

You gotta give it to Trump - he never started any wars!

This is a ruse. 

Imagine living in a country that had national pride instead of pride in teaching gay anal fisting to preschoolers.

New strategy: bombing the houses of random people for no reason.

There was never a chance of the request being denied.

We are already in a death spiral. 

$100 billion in free money, and this Jew can't afford a shirt. They offered him a cheap suit, and he said he'd rather spend that $700 on killing random people for no reason.

But we're just going to keep sending weapons also.

What is democracy?

Will the evil plan succeed??? Stay tuned to find out!

What's the plan here, guys?

Omg so sad.

The New York Post is supposed to be "conservative" - and yet, it is somehow the most Jewish thing on the internet.

Just chill. It's fine. You were doomed from the day you were conceived. No point in getting upset about it.

What?

I don't even know, man.

The fate of the world will be decided based on a competition for who gets to keep this large negress. 

Do not be afraid.

With what army???

I want you to understand.

I'm so sick of having a clear understanding of the world in a world where people are this stupid. It is just so exhausting. 

Rest in piss, faggot. 

T O T A L A R Y A N V I C T O R Y

A German citizen recently asked about this, begging the German government "don't leave me high, don't leave me dry." 

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

Do these anus people want a nuclear war?

Wait, what?

(Optical illusions are now a new and exciting feature of Stormer Daily.) 

I tend to assume this woman was involved in witchcraft, and the elephant was sent as God's vengeance. 

Welp. Can't say I didn't warn you.

Why do these people even go outside if they are so afraid of life? Covid taught us they can just stay inside.

It's time society as a conversation about difficulties in not splattering poop everywhere while you're getting things shoved in your ass.

The plan was perfect. There was just one problem: no one cares.

Let us take the time to dissect a fake news story from The Guardian.

WHOOPS!

This is a yet another place where if the US was not run by morons, they wouldn't even comment at all. 

Liz Cheney should have a sign over her head reading: "Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here."

The Washington Post of all places being forced to fire a woman for acting like a woman is a big W for the patriarchy. 

He was the "Battle Faggot."

I think we all knew it wasn't really about Russia.

Weird retard - big shocker.

It's hard out here, brah.

This is a great idea.

It's going to fail the Senate, of course.

You don't need trigger control when you've got clean-up control.

Victory is so very close.

Blake Masters is #1.

I guess the takeaway here is "well, at least they're not all gay." 

The real question here is: how did a man convince a woman (who he apparently didn't know) to have sex in a Hyundai Genesis? With skills like that, this guy could make a killing on the PUA e-book scene, and purchase a much nicer car. 

It's that time of year again where we all come together to celebrate men shoving things into each other's anuses.

If blacks were doing 10% more gun crime than whites, you could haggle about it. But when they're doing 1000% more gun crime than whites, well - someone has to explain this shit. 

White people just can't shut up about being run over by immigrants.

Just because a show is not overt political propaganda doesn't mean it doesn't suck.

Don't haggle!

Why bother to return your shopping cart when you know there is no justice in this cesspit of a fake country?

This is all I've got.

There's a thin blue line between drowning and the cops, and the cops aren't crossing it.

Need more gun control in Nigeria.

What would happen if there was a real crisis, and the Europeans decided to throw candy canes at it? 

We've been in this war long enough to know that the only way to prevent weapons from being blown up before they're ever used is to surround them by children and old people. 

The American people would rather live fast and die young in a land of vibrancy than live long in a land where their only food choices are burgers and pizza. 

So, I guess protecting the blacks is officially less important than taking people's guns?

I'm not sure I can handle the newest Cronenberg film.

It's just absurd. 

Anything for the Jews.

He still hasn't renounced his promotion of tranny children.

The best you can say is: "in theory, I would support the cops and military if the country was completely different than it is right now."

We wouldn't be in this situation if we'd listened to Professor Putin in the first place.

I wonder if it's "disinformation" to say that the Ukraine isn't winning?

It's not the end of humanity, and it would actually be great to have a nuclear war, as it would clear out many of the rascals.

Now you're seeing the real crazy.

That Brandon is a real joker.

I don't understand what is going on.