This is so brilliant.

Joe Biden reportedly wants to tap that ass.

Bitch, you ain't weighed no stars with no telescope. Bitch ass.

Fight Putin by having a shitty asshole!

Liz? Where you at, you fat bitch?

The DOJ had to wait for Liz Cheney to wrap up before they could begin their investigation.

The Jews are really the ultimate victims of the entire world. 

This is great stuff, folks.

Why are the American room adults still refusing peace negotiations?

It's looking like the culture war is over and we lost. Time to start a new culture.

YAF is the "Young Anal Faggots." 

It really is much freedom and hard choices in a democracy. 

A bit late...

I thought Canada had gun control and if you have gun control no one ever dies? 

#FreeBenAffleck

What do words mean?

Everything is made in China.

Steroids: not even once.

I was doing cocaine in a bathroom with Johnny Depp in 2016, and he was whining about all this bullshit, and I was like "if you got girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one." 

It's not a natural state of affairs for a country that produces nothing to be the most powerful country in the world. 

Ron DeSantis is organizing against Trump...!

At least Trump tells the truth. 

Bitch is hit. Only Reason Elon would hit it is as an anti-Semitic hate crime. Hit him with federal charges.

My apologies to the British. I never thought I'd be apologizing to them, but here we are.

LIVE FAMILY HAPPINESS.

Edgar Allen Poe deserves better. 

Erdogan manages to keep things interesting.

The Queen has the ability to simply appoint Sargon of Akkad, unilaterally. No one can stop her from doing that.

The family needs to sue Liz Cheney.

The only people who are willing to commit suicide over the Ukraine are Poles, Baltics, and people who don't know what is happening.

Matt Walsh should quit working for Ben Shapiro. This is wrong.

I just can't even take it anymore.

It would be like the movie "Twister." That movie is about tornados and it's awesome.

CLEARLY MARKED: EXPERIMENTAL STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS WRITING EXERCISE

Turns out, all those "Covid protections" really didn't matter matter at all. That's just in from The Science.

Used-up 17-year-old hookers don't know what a penis is.

He's doubling down...! No remorse!

Imagine if like, Joseph Stalin went around talking about how he was being oppressed by peasants.

I think Joe Biden probably really does have cancer. 

File this under "Jewish whining."

Slut Mania is out of control.

Mexicans should be really angry about this.

I would however join Cobra.

Maybe 2028.

It's very unlikely that Washington will give them permission to do this.

Our memes are so much better than theirs because we are much more intelligent and we are also right.

What would be the point of talking then?

Why are there Moslems in France?

BOOM. I guess the maintenance excuse really was an excuse to SHUT IT DOWN?

Late? Not late enough for a Tuesday edition. We'll leave it up for tomorrow.

I just hope Russia doesn't bring back the virus hoax.

Things could be getting interesting.

Reddit. Reddit never changes.

Because guns exist. 

Vote for the reasonable Republican who isn't mean or orange and is addicted to shotacon.

Why are the bothered if it isn't true?

I was not wrong about the return of the virus - just the timeline.

Russia should ban Google.

Please just quit it with the Eskimo genocide stuff. I have enough hoaxes on my hands.

I'm just exhausted, frankly. I wrote a 4,000-word essay this morning. The article about Nick was also very excellent. I'm not even concerned about trying to be coherent at this point.

If you've lost Tony Blair, you're in a pretty bad spot. 

We're a generation of men raised by women. You know the thing. 

This is a serious, poorly structured 4,000-word essay with a joke title. It's a strategy that's worked for me. I'm personally kind of exhausted by it and wish I could spend another 2 hours on this and make it structured and literary, instead of just an ideas dump. But there are only so many hours in the day and I have to write 10 other articles today because I don't have a writing staff. People say they would keep coming to the site even if I only wrote one or two articles a day, but they actually wouldn't. Most people wouldn't. Yes, these long articles are much more popular than any other article, but not more popular than all the articles combined. People come here every day because it has all the news stories, with funny quips and bits of insight. My lot in life is to just keep doing that, and if I want to write something detailed and long, it necessarily has to be sloppy, because editing a 4,000-word piece takes twice as long as writing it. Some great writers turned in good first drafts, but that was before type writers. Writing with a pen - something I've actually done a whole lot of - is much, much slower than typing, so you have a lot more time to think about the words as you're writing them. I am having a mid-life crisis because I don't really produce masterpieces because of the time factor. I have to spend two hours a day or more reading news, most of which is benign, then I have to process that information with my personal understanding of the universe and distill it into sound bites, which are only sometimes funny and usually poorly written. By the way, please donate crypto. I keep forgetting to ask, because everything is so busy. I also have to do normal everyday things, you know. I'm a real person, not just a typing machine. I have to eat, hang out, socialize, relax, and so on. Just figure out Monero and send me something. I'm really good at selling it high, and it's low now, so in all likelihood, any coins you send today will end up being doubled. I'm sorry I can't accept Bitcoin, but there are security issues. Converting Bitcoin to Monero is easy. I need to write new guides I guess. Writing guides takes so long. Anyway, not whining. I'm very blessed (and cursed) with some kind of uncanny ability to analyze the world, and I love the work. I do love the work. I'm just having a midlife crisis, because if I had 200 hours to spare, I could put together a 60,000-word document that would feel like a legacy. I could be releasing 60,000-word books every month, frankly, if I had a staff. The staff thing didn't work out. My 30 year plan was wrecked by censorship. Again, not whining, just sharing. I am thankful to all of you for always finding my site when the domain changes, even if you don't send crypto. It's an amazing honor to be this censored and somehow still get millions of readers a month. It's been a great honor serving with all of you. Now, I will go play Gloomhaven, and perhaps sleep for a few more hours, or maybe just mix 5-Hour Energy with vodka (it's not something I would recommend, but it is one way to live).

Draconian Version of Fundamentalist Christianity™ can't defend itself from Jewish slander, because it is banned.

Ben. Don't do this, Ben. She's not your mother. You don't need a mother, Ben. Call me.

Macron also cryptically warned that until we build these windmills, being alone in the dark could lead to The New Nightmare. 

Putin should just go ahead and offer Russian citizenship to Germans. 

This is after the UN publishing that the Ukraine is using human shields. 

Only path to victory, this is. 

How convenient!

This is normal in Mexican culture.

Theories are raging that Ron DeSantis paid the maid to push her down the stairs.

I don't really think anyone cares if black gang members kill each other. That's fine. The solution is to give them shooting lessons, so they stop hitting random people who are just standing around. 

Wow. 

America is a very serious country. We're going to have a war with Russia and China. 

What type of institution does she want to put us in, exactly?

An American icon.

The women thought he was a nice guy.

Anti-Sasquatch freedom fighter or low down killer? That's for the courts to decide.

I sure do hope he buys Twitter. If he doesn't, he's just going to get banned. 

Putin: "Well, they can try."

Serbia should invade Kosovo.

Josh Hawley is literally a shook one. 

Whoops!

But were Spacey's accusers really anally taken advantage of against their will?

Don't worry, they're good. I'm sure.

This will totally crash the bitch's campaign.

The woman-run British government will force you to have sex with fat old women with tattoos.

We're winning hearts and minds all over again.

Hunter Biden is the best candidate we have to beat Joe Biden in 2024. 

God turns the works of evil men to good!

Jew women will just attack you. Everyone knows this. I'd wager his was a counter assault. 

What?

ISIS was a stupid storyline. I reject this storyline returning. 

Maybe the ruble will be a safe haven. roflmao. 

This is a doozie of an article, probably the best you're going to get today - still dealing with some technical problems.

So what is the point of fighting as a "Ukraine" person now then?

4chan says it's a hack.

The US is defending a rules-based order after launching a world war against Russia based on fake news hoaxes.

Imagine thinking this is a coincidence.

Sorry I'm late. Hope I didn't ruin anyone's day.

The only reason the stock wouldn't collapse by double digits is that some smart money doesn't really think the Musk deal is off the table.

Indonesians who don't want to starve to death for Ukrainian border integrity are victims of Russian propaganda.

Why is material from this laptop still being trickled out two years later?

I never would have suspected that a company this anal would be involved in dirty dealings.

We're going to vote out Brett Kavanaugh in November!

One thing is for sure: Zelensky is going for the record on "Jewish mass murder in the Ukraine."

What?

He doesn't have time to put on a shirt, but he has time to try to force men to masturbate in each other's anuses.

I'm officially endorsing Jose Alba in the Arizona Senate Race. 

Ain't nobody done know what a nigga done did out this bitch. 

DOOM.

What happened here, Joe?

We might not kill Jews, but at least we rape sluts.

81 million votes, folks.

Basically, most third world countries are now on the brink of total collapse as a result of the virus hoax being immediately followed-up by this "Ukraine democracy" hoax.

Remember to move to Arizona so you can vote for Mark Kelly, who is the one candidate who actually stands a chance to exterminate the Jews once and for all. 

I'm certainly not happy with any news that the deal might not happen, but this doesn't totally worry me. 

In China, you can petition the government.

It's time I revealed the truth.

You didn't think it was over, did you, goy?

He didn't resign as prime minister though...

This guy looks like a tranny and his dad has huge tits.

People can't be allowed to just go around not believing in the abilities of the messiah of democracy values of a rules-based order.

Well, that was unexpected.

Just imagine the amount of energy that was put into that war, and then imagine all of the other things that this energy could have been put into. 

How could anyone disagree with this?

I'm becoming more and more pro-Elon with each Elon-oriented news cycle. 

It is sure going to be wild if Elon pulls off his coup and gets us all back online. 

It's the science.

What?

Frankly, it's about time.

You can duck and cover or shoot back.

We're gonna need a bigger hoax.

Oh no he didn't.

This is still America.

I actually might agree things would be better if Putin was a woman. Everything would for sure be a lot more violent.

How is Macron even a real person?

Someone had to say something about this evil gas station owner thing.

What did you think was going to happen? Why is the media setting itself up to just keep failing over and over again?