What type of institution does she want to put us in, exactly?

An American icon.

The women thought he was a nice guy.

Anti-Sasquatch freedom fighter or low down killer? That's for the courts to decide.

I sure do hope he buys Twitter. If he doesn't, he's just going to get banned. 

Putin: "Well, they can try."

Serbia should invade Kosovo.

Josh Hawley is literally a shook one. 

Whoops!

But were Spacey's accusers really anally taken advantage of against their will?

Don't worry, they're good. I'm sure.

This will totally crash the bitch's campaign.

The woman-run British government will force you to have sex with fat old women with tattoos.

We're winning hearts and minds all over again.

Hunter Biden is the best candidate we have to beat Joe Biden in 2024. 

God turns the works of evil men to good!

Jew women will just attack you. Everyone knows this. I'd wager his was a counter assault. 

What?

ISIS was a stupid storyline. I reject this storyline returning. 

Maybe the ruble will be a safe haven. roflmao. 

This is a doozie of an article, probably the best you're going to get today - still dealing with some technical problems.

So what is the point of fighting as a "Ukraine" person now then?

4chan says it's a hack.

The US is defending a rules-based order after launching a world war against Russia based on fake news hoaxes.

Imagine thinking this is a coincidence.

Sorry I'm late. Hope I didn't ruin anyone's day.

The only reason the stock wouldn't collapse by double digits is that some smart money doesn't really think the Musk deal is off the table.

Indonesians who don't want to starve to death for Ukrainian border integrity are victims of Russian propaganda.

Why is material from this laptop still being trickled out two years later?

I never would have suspected that a company this anal would be involved in dirty dealings.

We're going to vote out Brett Kavanaugh in November!

One thing is for sure: Zelensky is going for the record on "Jewish mass murder in the Ukraine."

What?

He doesn't have time to put on a shirt, but he has time to try to force men to masturbate in each other's anuses.

I'm officially endorsing Jose Alba in the Arizona Senate Race. 

Ain't nobody done know what a nigga done did out this bitch. 

DOOM.

What happened here, Joe?

We might not kill Jews, but at least we rape sluts.

81 million votes, folks.

Basically, most third world countries are now on the brink of total collapse as a result of the virus hoax being immediately followed-up by this "Ukraine democracy" hoax.

Remember to move to Arizona so you can vote for Mark Kelly, who is the one candidate who actually stands a chance to exterminate the Jews once and for all. 

I'm certainly not happy with any news that the deal might not happen, but this doesn't totally worry me. 

In China, you can petition the government.

It's time I revealed the truth.

You didn't think it was over, did you, goy?

He didn't resign as prime minister though...

This guy looks like a tranny and his dad has huge tits.

People can't be allowed to just go around not believing in the abilities of the messiah of democracy values of a rules-based order.

Well, that was unexpected.

Just imagine the amount of energy that was put into that war, and then imagine all of the other things that this energy could have been put into. 

How could anyone disagree with this?

I'm becoming more and more pro-Elon with each Elon-oriented news cycle. 

It is sure going to be wild if Elon pulls off his coup and gets us all back online. 

It's the science.

What?

Frankly, it's about time.

You can duck and cover or shoot back.

We're gonna need a bigger hoax.

Oh no he didn't.

This is still America.

I actually might agree things would be better if Putin was a woman. Everything would for sure be a lot more violent.

How is Macron even a real person?

Someone had to say something about this evil gas station owner thing.

What did you think was going to happen? Why is the media setting itself up to just keep failing over and over again?

I'm praying for Marilyn Manson, and you should be too.

It's part and parcel of God sending Moslems to kill you because you're faggots.

The nigga was firing shots at the cops.

Chris don't do it!

I don't want to be the guy who says that everyone who dies died from the vaccine. 

Something is going to need to happen to advance this plot.

Respect.

Evil oil companies is playing better than evil Russians. Someone has to be evil.

If this is actually the real story - can you imagine if Russia and/or China decided to actually start hacking America? 

Of course, it's a moot point. But it is moving to see a 100-year-old man effectively say he should have switched sides. 

According to a recent poll, 92% of Americans split with both parties on the plan to prioritize the Ukraine over America. 

It's funny that they are faking polls to make it look like 30% support Biden. 

He was not a "Nazi."

None of this is ever going to end until it's over.

Russians are God's Chosen People, if any people are chosen by God, and I stand by them until the end, even if they won't give me back my website.

Jews apologizing? Now I've seen everything!

It's about time, Germany.

The only people in America who are not fat are on fentanyl, or they are homosexuals on steroids. 

It's now awesome when anyone makes any kind of basic statement. 

The US is refusing the Ukraine any right to negotiate. They just have to die.

A tranny has to realize: they don't have long on this earth before they kill themselves. That time should be spent trying to make people who hate women's sports as happy as possible. 

Maybe these hoes should have sued the game instead of the playa.

None of this stuff ever goes away. 

“I’m the fucking President! Take me up to the Capitol now!”

It's no longer deniable, and the whole thing just looks like a circus show. 

At this NATO summit, they are saying that the Ukraine is going to take back the Donbass and Crimea. 

Lloyd Austin is literally black. 

This is why we need Hunter to challenge his father for the nomination in 2024.

America is the least functional country on earth.

Isn't someone going to stop this? Jesus? Calling on Jesus!

It's over for you, hoe. Stay mad.

The West just makes these wild, baseless accusations, while Russia is like "well, uh - we have video, so..." 

This is goofy.

Memes about hoes being mad.

It's anyone's guess as to why Jews feel comfortable telling people this in public. 

Maybe robot dogs will finally turn the tides in favor of the Ukraine, and allow them to finally take Moscow? 

It's the film America needs right now.

Experts warn it's coming.

What?

Sorry, I don't mean to laugh.

Seriously though - imagine the nerve of Zelensky just saying "actually, I'm already in NATO." 

This one went a bit off the rails. We're in a transformative stage here, folks. I'm poking around and trying to find a new direction for my art.

I'm so sick of talking about China. What does China have to do with my life and my problems?

Honestly, I saw Greta and thought it was going to be another "current thing crossover event."

Imagine that both France and the UK have more freedom than the US. 

What?

Never go full kook.

Why does the Pope refuse to excommunicate Joe Biden?

Lukashenko is a good bad cop.

"Everything will be sucked up by murderous female narcissism."

She probably won't turn up dead. 

Do they think that the whole country is banning abortion?

How long was this guy spending in the shower in the first place?

Desperation.

Hoes mad. Hoes mad never changes.

Wow mass shootings happen in countries with gun control? I thought that was physically impossible?

I'm so tired of being oppressed by this rules-based free and open international order.

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Wow, this article is garbage. I know that and I didn't even read it. I need a vacation.

This was completely unexpected!

Hmmm. Wonder why Netflix is doing so poorly?

It's an economic union! The Ukraine is an extremely lucrative trading partner, given the number of cadavers they're producing daily.

I would rather be exterminated by robots than have Jews force my son to have gay sex.

These Jews are getting worse.

Parents often feel uncomfortable about teaching their sons to suck dick.

The interesting part is there was a cause.

It's a good thing the Republicans are so pro-war. 

World War III has already begun, and one side or the other is going to win it. 

If I were Putin, I would be using mustard gas. 

"Every joke has a victim."

If you resisted the vaccine and kept your blood pure, now you can rejoice in knowing it was all worth it. 

I've never heard of anything like this in my entire life. 

Wait - aren't staged gas plans by the Germans an anti-Semitic dog whistle? 

It's never over.

Shhhh. Just relax. Everything is going according to plan.