Author: Andrew Anglin
-
Consistently Shocked Media Shocked by Wrong Polls
It’s not a real election system, regardless of the fact that the candidate with the most votes happened to win.
-
Indian FM Predicts US Global Dominance Will Continue to Decline Under Trump
Trump doesn’t have any ability to change anything.
-
Kremlin Says They’re Not Interested in US Election, It Doesn’t Matter
Will Trump succeed in his goal to bring McDonald’s back to the Russian people?
-
Erdogan has a Lot of Nice Things to Say About Trump
He says he’ll end the Ukraine war (does not mention Israel).
-
Trump Wins Election and Popular Vote, No One is Particularly Upset
What a shocking surprise!
-
Bitcoin Hits All-Time High After Trump Win Becomes Clear
A big run-up for crypto is good.
-
Bibi Fires Yoav Gallant, Installs More Extreme Lunatic
It’s almost like he knew Trump was going to win!
-
People Whine Over Microsoft’s New Spell-Checker That Notifies People of Need for Woke Language
Bill Gates should be arrested and his land should be seized and passed out to the peasantry.
-
Hohols Crying on South Korean TV Claim Clashes with North Korean Troops
Really?
-
In Keeping with “Shitty Soft Reboot” Theme, John Oliver Fights Tears While Begging People to Vote Kamala
He’s a C-3PO type annoying retard filled with crippling fear.
-
In Weird Apology to Jews, Greta Thunberg Shows Up in Georgia to Support Americanization
Sorry, there’s not really any other US election news I find to be interesting. I already wrote the thing.
-
Argentina: Chief Goblin Does Jew Ceremony for New Jew Foreign Minister
The previous FM was fired for not supporting the American position on Cuba.
-
The Big Day is Finally Here
My analysis on the big event.
-
A Failed Soft Reboot of the 2016 Election
The second Trump presidency is worse than Disney Star Wars.
-
Stupid Nigger-Faggots: Poll Claims 80% of Fatmericans Believe Words Can be Violence
This is why democracy is so retarded.