Just buy the damn Hilux.
Read More »Luke Skywalker Mocks Trump’s “Ludicrously Oversized Ear Bandage”
Is it even covering the wound?
Read More »Bill Ackman Endorses Trump After Ear Shot (Also Elon Musk)
I have argued, very convincingly, that power does not come from voting.
Read More »Zelensky Freakout After Putin Woos India
Can't someone just say "stop whining, Jew"?
Read More »New Claim: Trump Shooter Spotted on Roof by Local Cops 26 Minutes Before Opening Fire
There is a cold wind that blows nobody good.
Read More »Watch: Jew Bill Maher Mocks “Idiot Conspiracy Theorists” Who Question Trump Shooting
Democrat Jews have never had a problem with conspiracy theories before.
Read More »Trump Wears Ear Bandage at RNC as Republicans Say Divine Intervention Saved Him
Big round of applause for my African American.
Read More »Trump Just Named Uber-Israel Shill JD Vance as VP Pick (“Nikki Haley with a Beard”)
Everyone who is shilling Trump is lying to you.
Read More »A Reader Thinks It’s the Fallout of the Trump Shooting That Matters
The arguments about the details of the event are all academic, aside from one: the CIA does not miss. If the CIA wanted Trump dead, he would be dead.
Read More »Female from Zelensky’s Party Posts Theory That the Ukraine Military is Planning a Coup and Surrender
This is interesting. She probably was not supposed to say this.
Read More »“Assassination Attempt” Guarantees Trump Victory, Infamous Democrat Operative Dick Morris Says
If you're a healthy male between 17 and 42, I'd advise you to get the hell out of the country or disappear into the woods or something, because there's a war coming.
Read More »Nigga, Your Boy Back
We always on our job.
Read More »Watch: Jew Mayorkas Says Secret Service Should Not Allow Former Presidents to be Shot
I really appreciate the apology, Jew.
Read More »I’m Going to Sleep for Like 15 Hours and Then Quadruple Down on “Aim for the Ear” Theory
This fixes the other article. But I'm going to fix it even worse tomorrow.
Read More »The Trump Shooting Means He Wins the Election, And It Means America is Going to War for Israel
We are looking at a worst case scenario here.
Read More »(New Trump Shooting Article Coming – Obviously, I’m Not Taking This Sunday Off)
Just wanted to let everyone know I'm not leaving you with pro and cons of beards after one of the most important events in history. Should be up by 9ish, but I'm going all out. This is gonna be a long one and you'll like it.
Read More »The Beard Question
I can't actually answer the question meaningfully.
Read More »New Rule: Respecting the Sabbath and Resting
If this doesn't aid the de-slumping, it's possible it will be rethought.
Read More »Donald Trump Shot!
Well, that escalated... pretty slowly, actually.
Read More »Alec Baldwin Cleared of Retarded Manslaughter Charges
The charges were obviously bullshit from the beginning but people just really hate Alec Baldwin and wanted to see him go down.
Read More »Poll: Over 70% of Israelis Think Bibi Should Resign Over October 7th
If this polling is actually real (and who even knows), this is definitely a reason for Bibi to hurry up with the Lebanon thing.
Read More »Back on Top Again (Meme Pandering – This is a Meme Post)
These are memes.
Read More »FAA Wants Investigation of SpaceX for Some Reason I Don’t Really Understand
Give me my account back Elon, and the reporting stops.
Read More »Elon Sued by EU Again, Something to Do with Blue Check Marks (I Don’t Understand This)
Shouldn't I be able to understand the meaning of this? I'm not stupid. This looks to be literal nonsense.
Read More »UN: White Population Declining Faster Than Expected, Everyone Must be Replaced with Niggers
Replacing whites with niggers will change the weather...?
Read More »Finally: Science Makes Suit That Lets You Drink Your Own Piss
Now this is good news.
Read More »UK Now Considering Common Sense Crossbow Control Laws Because Women Too Fat to Dodge
No one is asking if the women deserved it.
Read More »RFK Jr. Texts Babysitter, Telling Her He’s Sorry If He Hurt Her Feelings
Haha.
Read More »Trump is Allowed to Post Normally on Facebook and Instagram Now
Frankly, it looks like Donald Trump is going to be president again.
Read More »Watch: Biden Introduces Zelensky as “President Putin”
Hey guys - interesting information here - funny Biden gaffe!
Read More »I Know There are Problems with the Site. I am Going to Fix Them. Don’t You Worry About That One.
I am doing my best and I am going to do better.
Read More »Elon Says Second Human Trial of Brain Chip to Start Soon, Despite Various Disasters
Tesla is going to cripple everyone with their cars so they have no choice but to buy brain chips.
Read More »Germany: Cops Open Over 350 Investigations Over “Ausländer Raus!” (“Foreigners Out!”) Chants
I'm glad to hear that the kids are voting for the right-wing.
Read More »Nearly 40% of Jews Say America “No Longer a Safe Haven for Jews”
You know the old bit, Jews: you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
Read More »21-Year-Old Slut Elected as Mayor of Georgia Town
What?
Read More »I’m Not Feeling Well
Sorry.
Read More »George Clooney Officially Pulls Joe Biden Out of Presidential Race
Clooney made the call.
Read More »Watch: Ben Affleck’s Daughter Calls for New Mask Mandates
I wish I could save Ben Affleck.
Read More »Cuba: Three Arrested in Connection to Glownigger Plot to Sneak Weapons in from US
Is the US trying to overthrow Cuba again?
Read More »Afghanistan: Talichads Cracking Down on Sluts Harder Than Ever
Back to the kitchen, sluts.
Read More »Mel Gibson’s Letter to Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò
God bless and keep Mel. He's a real one.
Read More »Here’s How You Can Contact Me to Get a Unique BTC Address to Donate (Encrypted Messaging App)
This is safe.
Read More »Worst Korea’s Average Primary School Class Size Expected to Reach Single Digits Within 10 Years
Thanks, women. We're going to go extinct. Great job!
Read More »Another Boeing Jet Drops Wheel Moments After Takeoff
Is Boeing doing this on purpose?
Read More »American Jews are Still Pretending Like Israel is Open to a Ceasefire with Hamas
What is the source for the claim Israel even considered any ceasefire? The Israelis are saying they will not ever consider it.
Read More »Irrelevant America: After Meeting Putin, Orban Meets Xi
Sino-Futurism is already here. Compare the $700 Xiaomi flagship to the $1,500 Apple flagship. Compare BYD to Tesla. The jig is up. China won. You're just gonna have to deal with it.
Read More »Young and Healthy 30-Year-Old Faggot Actor Dies Suddenly
"... the doctors have no explanation for what happened."
Read More »Memetic Monday: A Brighter Future for Me and My Crew
Love, love, love. It's all I've got.
Read More »Israeli Newspaper: IDF Killed a Lot of “Civilians” During October 7th Because of “Hannibal Protocol”
We've known this since October of last year.
Read More »North Dakota: Officials Tell People to Go Ahead and Breathe the Toxic Air from Chemical Train Fire
Thank the gods of Democracy for your freedoms.
Read More »One True Korea’s Best Sister Calls Infertile Korea’s Drills “Suicidal Hysteria”
How can you have a Korea if no one is even having sex? It doesn't make any sense.
Read More »Hohols Says Patriot Missile Batteries Destroyed by Russia Were Decoys
All of the soldiers who died since 2022 were also just decoys too.
Read More »Boomers Losing Billions to Overseas Scammers Every Year
The government won't address the issue with India. Instead they attack China over an invisible genocide of terrorist wiggers.
Read More »Hezbollah Hits Key Israeli Military Installations in Golan, Runs Out the Settlers
Hezbollah isn't occupying this territory, but they are preventing the Jews from occupying it, which is basically the same thing.
Read More »BASED: Biden Says It Doesn’t Matter If He has Dementia, He’s Running the World
Alpha move.
Read More »NYT Says American PMCs Executing Unarmed Russian POWs
How about "buy a Hilux, because this shit is about to get real hot, real fast"?
Read More »Woman Claims She was “Sexually Assaulted” by Accidental Sighting of Lyft Driver’s Penis
Men are under constant sexual siege by scantly clad women.
Read More »MAX DIAL-IN: WORST SUNDAY EVER
I was born for war.
Read More »MAGA LGBTQT “Conservatives” Feel Left Out of Anal Movement
These freaks should also be left out of the conservative moment.
Read More »Musk Cancels India Tesla Plans as Company in Freefall Collapse
Elon had so many opportunities, and he just screwed all of them up.
Read More »RFK Jr. Promises to Open All the Files If He’s Elected – JFK, 9/11, All of Them
Sounds nice.
Read More »Excommunicated! Vatican Expels Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò! Punished Viganò Lives!
This is the schism. Right here. It just began, officially.
Read More »PSA: If You End Up with a Dead Hooker in Your Hotel Room, CALL A LAWYER, DO NOT TALK TO THE COPS
DO NOT EVER TALK TO THE COPS.
Read More »Orban Makes Surprise Visit to Moscow, Says It’s Time to End Retarded Ukraine War
It's definitely a sign things are changing. There is a shift.
Read More »UK: Kier Starmer Addresses the Public as PM
It looks to me like there is a high likelihood that Starmer will be a "wartime prime minister."
Read More »Watch: Zuckerberg Posts Video Surfing While Drinking Beer and Holding American Flag
Elon Musk will never be this cool.
Read More »Xi and Putin Propose Expanding Sino-Friendship Security Alliance to Counter NATO
Things are not looking good for the Anal Alliance.
Read More »EU Pumps Chinese EV Tariffs Up to Nearly 40%
The game is already over, bro. You lost. China won.
Read More »Army Veteran Chokes $2,000 30-Year-Old Single Mother Hooker to Death After She Asks for More Money
He screwed this up. He should have been on the phone with a lawyer before leaving the room.
Read More »French Prosecutors Push Rape Charges on Director for Years-Long Rape Spree
Good job, France. You're America now.
Read More »NYP Tells “Heterosexual Men” They Can Have “Full-Bodied Orgasms” by Getting Fucked in the Ass
Come on, guys. What's going on here?
Read More »Happy Independence Day! (And Stormer Anniversary!)
And hey, even if you're not American - have some respect for our culture and grab a burger and blow something up.
Read More »“President” Kamala Harris is the Future of the Democratic Party, White House Says
They can force her through, if they want. Elections are fake.
Read More »Russia Moves to Declare “Antinatalism” an Extremist Ideology
It's about time.
Read More »Georgia: Two MAGA Trad Wives Charged with Sex with Students
The Dems are throwing the kitchen sink at us to try to stop MAGA.
Read More »Strange Message from Google About the UK Election
Disgusting.
Read More »Ireland: Government Appoints “Irish-Nigerian” Woman as Racism Czar
One step closer to a utopia.
Read More »NYT Says Biden Might Drop Out
Biden won't be the candidate.
Read More »RFK Jr. Shrugs Off Babysitter Groping Accusations, Basically Admits It, Says He’s Done Way Worse Shit
I'd be more upset by reports he didn't grope the babysitter.
Read More »Biden People Tell ER Doctors to Do “Emergency Abortions” as Per Federal ER Law
This is the same law that filled the emergency rooms with immigrants who just want free antibiotics.
Read More »Poll: Citizens of 15 European Countries Believe the Ukraine Will Have to Negotiate with Russia
I don't know how the media keeps claiming this is controversial. It's not controversial.
Read More »NYC: Mysterious Dark Figure Climbs in Through the Window to Cop a Feel, Jumps Back Out the Window
You can't even relax in your bed anymore. Too many niggers.
Read More »Tomi [sic] Lahren Looks Like a Smooshed Pile of Dog Shit
Life comes at you fast.
Read More »Tragedy Strikes! Gin Attacks Computer! Late for Work!
We're gonna have to do a donation drive.
Read More »Germany: Björn Höcke Convicted as a Terrorist Again for Saying “Everything for Germany”
This is the second sentence in as many months.
Read More »ADL Files Lawsuit in DC Demanding $4 Billion in Free Money from Iran, Syria, And North Korea
Do they ever stop whining?
Read More »France: Mostly Peaceful Riots Erupt to Defend Democracy After Le Pen Dominates Elections
The tree of democracy must be fertilized from time to time with broken glass and burning trash cans.
Read More »MILO Denies That Kanye West’s Wife Sent Porn to Miners
Obama took their jobs, now Biden won't even send them porn. It's left to Kanye's sickening slut wife.
Read More »Pro-Palestine Protesters Interrupt NYC Pride Parade, Get Attacked by Brutal Badge Niggers
I hope there are Moslems at these protests explaining to the white retards that gays are part of a Jewish global crime syndicate.
Read More »Experts Say Bird Flu Pandemic Could be Unfolding in Slow Motion, Call for Mass Surveillance
You can't eat meat because the cows are sneezing, goy.
Read More »Turkey: Faggots Get the Ban Hammer After Trying to Do Illegal Anal Parade
Not so fast, fairy.
Read More »Ana Kasparian Looks Like Joe Biden Now
We need a Taliban system in America.
Read More »Skin Absorbs Toxic Chemicals from Everyday Products at Levels Higher Than Previously Thought
The good thing is that the skin doesn't seem to absorb cow farts.
Read More »American Jew in Israel Tells Jews to Flee US Now While They Still Can
Why are these Jews always fleeing places???
Read More »Anus-Obsessed Faggots Tell Hezbollah Israel Cannot be Stopped
Enough talking. Come get your whole crew wet.
Read More »NYC: IDF Soldiers Demanding People Support Slaughtering Homophobic Palestinian Infants
This is a long article, but it's not my best work. I haven't read it, but I think I maybe got a bit lost.
Read More »Belarus Alleges “The Ukraine” Amassing Forces on Their Border (Article Contains Fun Times)
If anything, the Ukraine should invade Poland. Oh no wait, they already did! HAHAHAHAHA.
Read More »Poland: Parliament Takes Important Step in Criminalizing Heterosexual Sex
The alleged "far-right" PiS mostly supported it.
Read More »Save the Children Says 21,000 Children Missing in Gaza (These are Separate from the 20,000 Dead Kids)
Where are the children, Jews?
Read More »One True Korea Says Infertile Korea, Japan, And America are an “Asian NATO”
How is that not exactly accurate?
Read More »CDC Says “Summer Wave” of Coronavirus Spreading Through America
Experts are deciding whether they're gonna shoot you up with some more genetic material.
Read More »Biden Said Israel Must “Eliminate Hamas”
This is a total flip from his ceasefire position. It could have been a dementia moment and not the correct talking point. Who knows.
Read More »What Exactly is Going on with This Election?
Let's work through the facts and try to figure out what it all means.
Read More »CNN Covers International Reaction to Biden’s “Dismal Showing” at the Debate
It is simply undeniable that there is now an organized attempt to remove Biden as the 2024 Democrat candidate.
Read More »West Bank: Jew Settlers Show Up with Guns and Bulldozers, Destroy 11 Homes
Just to be clear: this is how Israel was founded and has expanded for the last 8 decades.
Read More »Since October 7, America has Sent More Than 10,000 Heinous 2,000-Pound Bombs to the Jews
After watching the debate, people are going to have a hard time believing Joe Biden made this decision. So who did?
Read More »Watch: Bloodthirsty Badge Niggers Brutalize Pro-Palestine Protesters Outside Biden’s NYC Fundraiser
With the debate and the Gaza protests, it seems like it's probably time for Biden to suspend his campaign, no?
Read More »Front Pages of Mainstream Media Show Sadness About Biden Debate Performance, Talking About Replacing Him
So are they going to switch him out, or what? That would at least be interesting.
Read More »Bibi Unglued: Completely Unhinged, Calling for Seven-Front War to Prevent Iran from Invading Entire World
This is the beginning of the end.
Read More »Trump-Biden Debate [FULL VIDEO + BRILLIANT COMMENTARY]
I watched this boring ass crap so you don't have to.
Read More »Zelensky Says Everyone is Dead, Doesn’t Want to Do War Anymore
He's got billions upon billions safe in offshore accounts already. He must be asking "what is the point?"
Read More »Now They’re Trying to Teach the Blacks How to Not Drown
I don't really see an argument as to how this is a good use of taxpayer funds.
Read More »US Says New Sanctions for Iran Because They’re Supposedly Going to Build Nukes at Last
Aren't they already maxed out on the sanctions?
Read More »State Department Announces Forcing Gay Sex on Foreign Countries is a Matter of National Security
Are they wrong though?
Read More »Russia Blows Up Airbase Where US was Planning to Store F-16s
This F-16 thing never made any sense. Russia can blow up anything in the Ukraine.
Read More »Sluts Claim Taliban Did Fifty Shades of Grey on Them During Alleged Arrests for “Bad Hijab”
This is just atrocity propaganda, because all these journalists never wanted the Afghan war to end, and now they want another invasion to "save the sluts."
Read More »United Airlines Kicks Texas Mother Off Plane for Pronoun Violation, Says They’re Banning Her for Life
Can someone just explain how we are supposed to deal with these trannies that are now everywhere?
Read More »Supreme Court Decides Feds Can Order Social Media Companies to Censor Content
Please, stop talking about the Constitution. It hasn't been active for a long time.
Read More »Boeing Says They Don’t Have Any Idea When the NASA Astronauts Will Return
The media is probably going to blame the Russians.
Read More »US Cucks, Allows Assange to Return to Australia
I hope he can put together what is left of his life and find some meaning.
Read More »West Virginia: White Couple Arrested for Owning Black Slaves and Keeping Them in a Barn
Slavery is illegal now, like everything else.
Read More »Israeli Supreme Court Decides to Force Ultra-Orthodox Jews into the Military
Israel appears to be on a path to self-destruction.
Read More »Prominent Conservative Lawmakers Campaigning to End No-Fault Divorce
What should be ended is women's rights, actually.
Read More »Vrothoffrognmyrrh Zelensky Purges King’s Guard in Response to Ongoing Assassination Plots
People have been speculating that this guy was going to get assassinated for years now.
Read More »NYC: Jew Family Pogromed During Elementary School Event as Public Shouted “Free Palestine!”
Some of this stuff is getting into the realm of "literal pogrom."
Read More »Julian Assange Freed! (Allegedly Getting Plea Deal from American Fedniggers!)
If he's really out, I sure am happy for him.
Read More »Bankruptcy Court Moving to Shut Down Infowars and Liquidate All of Alex Jones’ Assets
You have to believe the TV, or the government will destroy your life.
Read More »Secret Israeli Government Intelligence Machine Seeks to Redefine US Law, Silence Protesters, Manipulate Government Officials
When we see Israeli spies manipulating our entire society, we need to remember all the things that the Israelis do for us.
Read More »12-Year-Old Girl Willingly Followed Two Venezuelan Migrants Under a Bridge Where They Torture-Rape-Murdered Her
Turns out it was a mistake.
Read More »China Notes the “Malign Intentions” of US Satanic Beast System After Massive Internet PSYOP
It seems like they're trying to create a one world authoritarian system run by Jews where everyone's thoughts are strictly controlled by high tech media manipulation and looming threats of violence.
Read More »Memetic Monday: The Ride Never Ends
I always do my best.
Read More »Demonic Necromancer Dalai Lama Arrives in US Seeking “Medical Treatment”
Ask American politicians if they want to bring back slavery in Tibet.
Read More »US Officials Determine Israel’s Iron Dome Totally Useless Against Hezbollah Attacks
The Iron Dome sure did cost US taxpayers a lot of money.
Read More »Creator of Universally Hated “Star Wars” Show About Lesbian Space Witches Lashes Out Against Viewers
It's a cool strategy to make shows you know people are going to hate and then try to guilt trip them into watching them.
Read More »Bibi: Israel Deploying More Forces to Lebanon Border in Preparation for the Showdown
Sounds a lot like exactly what I said, no?
Read More »Manhattan to Attach Junkie Drug User Center to Elementary School
Kids need to learn how to shoot up drugs.
Read More »IDF Filmed Driving Around with Rando Palestinian Man Strapped to the Front of a Jeep
We have to purify the chosen ones from the threat of Amalek.
Read More »Florida: Lot Full of New Cybertrucks Spray Painted with “Fuck Elon” Because People Hate His Stupid Fat Face
People hate his fat face.
Read More »“No Cow” Vegan Protein Bars Contain Lead and Penis-Shrinking Chemicals, Lawsuit Alleges
Veganism is toxic.
Read More »Pelosi and Other Politicians Visit Satanic Cult Leader and Fugitive Dalai Lama in Order to Anger the Chinese
Someone should ask Pelosi if she supports reinstating slavery in Tibet.
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