This is going to be every major metropolis, very soon.
Read More »BREAKING: Coronavirus is in the Ice Cream
That's how they get ya.
Read More »Don’t Ever Let a Bitch Get You Twisted Up
You have to accept reality for what it is, and then just let it go.
Read More »Reddit Publishes Black-on-White Cuck Porno Soap Advertisement
The soap industry is rotten to its very core.
Read More »AOC Calls for End to the First Amendment as Response to Capitol Storm
The bitch just said "truth and reconciliation."
Read More »They’re Getting Weird with This “Bitcoin Tracking” Stuff
BE CAREFUL.
Read More »Larry Kudlow Stabs Trump in the Back, Promoting Long-Discredited Anti-Semitic Canard That Jews are Back-Stabbers
Larry Kudlow should be investigated by the Federal "Special Envoy for Combating Anti-Semitism" for promoting the anti-Semitic trope (which is also a canard, frankly) that Jews are disloyal back-stabbers.
Read More »Belle Delphine Refuses to Cuck on Rape Porn as People Call for Her to be Banned Like Trump
It doesn't make any difference at this point.
Read More »Feds Back Down from Claims of “Assassination Plot” at the Capitol
I think a lot of these people are going to get off on misdemeanor trespassing.
Read More »Sky News is Even Worse Than the Rest
We have literally passed the threshold into an alternative reality.
Read More »Why We’re Capitalizing BLACK
Stormer Insider explains who we are and what we do, and delivers behind-the-scenes insights into how our journalism comes together.
Read More »Jew Sweet’N Low Inventor Finally Dead
Watch for Jews to be out there saying "buy Sweet'N Low and consume it in order to honor the memory of this helpful dead Jew."
Read More »Virginia: Lee-Jackson Day Canceled After More Than 100 Years
Destroying your own history is a form of social progress.
Read More »Bali: Study Shows Monkeys Identify Valuable Items to Steal and Ransom for Food
The solution here is to abolish the cops.
Read More »UK: 150,000 Criminals Have Their Records Erased When Someone Deletes Database
But yeah, I'd say this probably relates to the whole thing with the Pakistanis grabbing little girls outside the elementary schools, and the government just not really wanting to deal with that.
Read More »Prosecutors Say the QAnon Shaman, Others Were Planning to Kidnap and Assassinate Lawmakers
They are escalating this beyond reason.
Read More »Well, That Didn’t Take Long: Telegram Already Banning “Hate Speech”
Dr. I-Told-You-So is ready to see you now.
Read More »Belle Delphine’s Personal Issues are Not Worse Than Anyone Else’s
We are all inmates, locked in this same madhouse.
Read More »Belgium: BLACKS Rise Up Against Racist Police, King’s Car Hit by Bricks
There is one solution to this and one solution only: Belgium has to disband their police force, immediately.
Read More »EU: Mealworms Approved for Human Consumption
If you don't eat these worms, you're a fascist.
Read More »It was an Ex-Firefighter Who Bugs Bunny’d the Cop with a Fire Extinguisher
Please note: we still haven't found one single secret Antifa.
Read More »Norway: 13 Dead from Coronavirus Vaccine, Government Says They Don’t Care
This entire "just trust the government, they know what's best" agenda has gotten completely out of control.
Read More »QAnon Shaman Says Trump Should Pardon Capitol Stormers
Trump has been behaving disgracefully since starting that awesome riot.
Read More »UK Government Attacks Brown People for Refusing Vaccine, Says They’re Too Stupid to Read the News Correctly
Even the government itself says that the vaccine probably won't work.
Read More »New York: Bus Drives Straight Off the Side of a Bridge
The US government is a gross embarrassment and I feel dirty and embarrassed by it.
Read More »Trump is Just Being a Bitch, Trying to Stay Out of Prison – Please Just Ignore the Gay Speeches
Trump is a tragic figure. He did his best, he just didn't have it in him.
Read More »BASED Female Woman Says She’ll Impeach Biden on DAY ONE
I'm glad to know this brave woman is going to protect me and my family from Joe Biden.
Read More »Russia Comments on Trump’s Twitter Ban, Israel Calls for Investigation of Gab
Imagine watching America from outside of America.
Read More »China Cites George Floyd in Response to Claims of Islamic Abuses
Ehhhhhhhhhhh
Read More »Former Michigan Governor Charged in Racist Conspiracy to Poison BLACK People’s Water
I think Republicans are just going to start getting prosecuted left and right for weird, wacky stuff.
Read More »Feds Worried That Government Might Get What They Fucking Deserve
Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?
Read More »Prosecutors Demand Our Boy Kyle Have the Terms of His Bond Altered Because He Sang the Song from Aladdin
The prosecutor is Jafar.
Read More »Belle Delphine Releases Kidnapping and Rape Porno Titled “My Perfect First Date”
Maybe it's time for a little bit of reflection on human sexuality and social norms?
Read More »The Media is Starting to Ride Real Hard on China, And If You Buy Into This, You are What the Jews Say You Are
Please stop talking about China. Please. Please. Please.
Read More »Brave and Historic Second Impeachment of Donald Trump, Charged with Defiling a Podium
THIS IS HISTORIC!
Read More »Democracy Delivers Freedom to the Cotton-Pickers of Xinjiang, Improving the Lives of All Americans
With the cotton-pickers in Xinjiang finally getting some ethical working conditions, we might all just make it after all.
Read More »France Now Starting Process of Legalizing Recreational Marijuana
Not only are Somalians and transsexuals going to be at the forefront of space exploration - when they land on Mars, they're going to be blasted out of their gourds on recreational mind-altering drugs.
Read More »Please Stop Using WhatsApp (And Everything Else That Isn’t Independently Audited)
Get serious about privacy now.
Read More »Joe Biden Plans to Enter the Matrix and Bring Down the Architect
Someone thought it was a good idea to try to associate Joe Biden with iconic action movie imagery.
Read More »Shameless Lunatic Pompeo Accuses Iran of Harboring Al-Qaeda
In the midst of bloody hell in America.
Read More »EU Bureaucrats Condemn Evil Bad Man Donald Trump, Call for Him to be Criminally Prosecuted
People are sick of this system. They are tired of this endless abuse.
Read More »World’s Top Faggot Navalny is Returning to Russia Despite False Claim the Government Tried to Murder Him
I won't go to the US, but this guy will go to Russia?
Read More »The Pelosi Podium Guy Needs Better Lawyers, Frankly
These people need to fight and we need to figure out ways to get them money for better legal teams.
Read More »They are Not Lying About Trump and the Capitol Storm Being “The Biggest Ever Threat to Democracy”
They just don't ever bother to tell you what "democracy" actually is.
Read More »GOP Now Living in Fear of Their Own Rage-Fueled Voters as Democracy Hoax Collapses
These people are talking about completely locking down society to protect themselves from an angry mob.
Read More »Global Warming is a Hoax and a Doomsday Cult and Your Masters Don’t Care About the Environment
It is all just dumb lies.
Read More »Uganda Shuts Down All Social Media Ahead of Election, Due to Meddling – American Media Loses It
This is absolutely no different than if Facebook, Twitter and Google had gone into every country on earth, bought up all of their newspapers and TV stations, and then started pushing their own political agenda on them.
Read More »These “Joe Biden Plans” Headlines are Killing Me
Can you picture Joe Biden dressing himself, let alone dressing someone down?
Read More »Trump Visits His Fence, Gives Terrible Speech (But Don’t Take It Seriously)
He's not in his right mind, and these statements mean nothing.
Read More »They’re Coming for Everything and They’re Coming Right Now
There is no limit on how far this is going to go.
Read More »Ron Paul Banned from Facebook for His Role in Storming the Capitol
He's got it all mixed up.
Read More »Fear Scale: Reddit Now Worried More About Global Warming Than Trump
Global warming and China are more important than Trump now.
Read More »No Sex: Coronavirus has Completely Halted the Human Reproductive Process
Who could have predicted something like this?
Read More »Meghan McCain Calls for Partiers to be Tortured, Gook-on-Gook Censorship and More
It's all happening, it's all going on!
Read More »Dan Bongino Gets It: I Feel Like My Own Statements from 2017 are Being Read Back to Me
It's a surreal feeling, frankly.
Read More »Big Jew Casino Man and GOP Donor Sheldon Adelson Finally Dead
Dead Jews are always good news!
Read More »The Media is Beginning to Come Down on Netanyahu as the Middle East Prepares for Large Transformation
A total New World Order is coming into view.
Read More »Trump and Pence Reportedly Speak for the First Time Since Awesome Party at Capitol
They are not friends!
Read More »Ban Ban Ban! You’re All BANNED! QAnon, Trump, Stop the Steal – BAN BAN BAN
Everyone is getting banned.
Read More »Deutsche Bank Cutting Ties with President Trump Because He’s a Terrorist
Democracy means you don't MESS with our PODIUMS.
Read More »Biden’s Pick to Run the DoJ Civil Rights Division Believes Blacks Have Magic Powers, Whites are Subhuman
She also hates the Jews, apparently.
Read More »Ghetto Ass Congresshoe Calls for EXPULSION of All Republicans Who Voted Against Vote Certification
Has you ever saw da bitch be so ghetto azz?
Read More »Scotland Moving to Ban Terrorist Leader Donald Trump from Entering the Country
I could never hate the man. He's just too funny.
Read More »QAnon Shaman on Hunger Strike Because the Jail Doesn’t Serve Organic Food
Jake Angeli is a better politician than anyone currently serving, I can tell you that much.
Read More »Moslems Get Tracked and Tagged by Feds Through Leaky Prayer App
Remember to watch your back.
Read More »IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS: Cuba Put Back on US Blacklist
Isn't Fidel Castro already dead?
Read More »Maybe Parler Should Move Their Headquarters to Taiwan?
Now that's an idea that could sprout legs.
Read More »God Save Our Podiums: Over 100 Already Arrested, All Die-Hard Trump Supporters
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SECRET ANTIFA???
Read More »Merkel Says That Twitter Shouldn’t Have the Ability to Ban Trump
Actually, she is not "defending free speech."
Read More »Parler is Officially Down
They're in for a rough ride.
Read More »Outgoing Capitol Police Chief Says Requests for Backup Repeatedly Denied
What matters now is how we move forward.
Read More »Alex Jones Snaps on QAnon Shaman: “All of It’s Lies”
I think a lot of us share this sentiment.
Read More »Nancy Pelosi Whines About Minor Vandalism in Her Decadent Office
Nancy. Sympathetic character.
Read More »Alienware has a Black Woman in Their Ad for Halo Reach
It just... it's too much.
Read More »EU Official Says Capitol Storm “A Wakeup Call for Democracy” (He Wants More Censorship)
It's truly amazing that they're willing to be so straightforward about all of it, actually.
Read More »BREAKING: Paul Gosar’s Family Says He Sucks!
This all only ends one way.
Read More »Dumb Black Congressman Says Ashli Babbitt was Planning to Lynch Him
Hank Johnson can go to hell with all the rest of the blacks. I'm exhausted by these people and I want them to leave my country.
Read More »Global Warming: Spain Buried in Snow Disaster, People Sleeping at the Mall
It's not global warming anymore, goy. It's climate change.
Read More »Another Brave Defender of Criminal, Usurper Regime Dies [UPDATE: Suicide!]
I guess he couldn't live with being a TRAITOR!
Read More »Chicago: Good Boy Goes on Hilarious Murder Rampage, 4 Dead
We may never know the motive, but we do know it is the fault of the cops and white people.
Read More »Germany Says It Wants a “Democracy Marshall Plan” to Permanently Silence the Peasants
Wait, what?
Read More »Another New Strain! This Time in Japan! We’re All DOOMED!
They are just throwing random, meaningless plot details at you with this "new strain" claptrap.
Read More »Some Somber Advice for the Censorship That MAGA People are Now Facing
I wish you all GODSPEED.
Read More »Government Plans to Release UFO Gibberish in Preparation for Alien Visitation Hoax
They're getting ready to hit you with an alien hoax.
Read More »The Entire Internet is “Owned by Private Companies,” Which Means There is Nowhere to Run
There's no clear way out of this.
Read More »Girls Snitch Out Their Parents for Attending the Capitol Storm
We need to boycott women.
Read More »Iran Cancels All Shipments of the Coronavirus Vaccine, Saying It’s Dangerous
I think Iran is kind of a whiny country, generally, but the Ayatollah is smart and alpha.
Read More »Crackdown America: Hilarious Pelosi Podium Guy Arrested, Facing Serious Fed Charges
These people are going to have some pretty good defenses, methinks.
Read More »US Condemns Arrests of Hong Kong Activists as It Arrests Activists
The fact that the US is condemning arrests of violent terrorists as it does raids on peaceful protesters is utterly bonkers.
Read More »Anal Pope to Get Vaccine, Says It’s Morally Good
Somehow, I doubt that the Pope is going to be getting the vaccine that the goyim are getting.
Read More »Anti-Christ, Anti-American Jews Celebrate Trump Banning, Final End of First Amendment
I think it is time that the American people collectively label the Jews the enemy of the people.
Read More »Israeli Lobby Demands Trump be Immediately Removed from Office
Why this foreign nation plays such a prominent role in American politics is anyone's guess.
Read More »The Censorship is Coming Down Like an ACME Anvil
The cleansing hasn't even begun.
Read More »Thankfully, Mike Pompeo is Focusing on What Matters: Helping Chinese Moslems
God bless Mike Pompeo for reminding us all of that, and keeping us focused on the real struggle of the American people: helping Islamic terrorists in China.
Read More »Faggot Leader of Canada Attacks Trump Over Capitol Storm
How is Justin Trudeau the leader of a country?
Read More »Conspiracy Theory? New Video Shows Capitol Police Opening the Doors of the Capitol and Letting People March In
THEY OPENED THE GATES!
Read More »Trump’s Twitter Account Permanently Banned
Welp.
Read More »The FBI Begins Making Arrests of Capitol Stormers, Says Many More to Come
The raids begin! It's happening!
Read More »UNINSTALL FIREFOX: Mozilla Posts Lunatic Statement About Need for a Totally Controlled Internet
Darkness falls on Gotham.
Read More »Lindsey Graham Gets Hit Up at the Airport, Called a Traitor, Told He Will Face Screaming Crowd Everywhere He Goes
Lindsey Graham is one of the worst traitors in the history of this country, and he is a homosexual weirdo, probably into boys under the age of ten.
Read More »UN Condemns Capitol Storm, Calls for Total Shutdown of Anyone Who Disagrees with Global Elite
We have to stop voting. That is the takeaway of all of this. We have to refuse to consent to this system of abuse.
Read More »Even Local News Scum is Hunting Down the Capitol Patriots as HEAT IS ON
Things are going to happen. Bad things are going to happen. But this entire plot could very quickly begin to fall apart.
Read More »Twitter Censors the Ayatollah of Iran for Questioning the Coronavirus Vaccine
I've got a lot of questions about this vaccine.
Read More »Russia on Capitol Storm: “The Events in Washington Show That the US Electoral Process is Archaic … And is Prone to Violations”
Russian commenters are calling the Capitol Storm an American Maidan. It isn't.
Read More »Twitter Privileges Restored, Donald Trump Says He Won’t Attend Joe Biden’s Inauguration
Welp.
Read More »UK: Police Fining People for Not Wearing Masks, Stopping and Questioning People Found Outside Their Houses
This is all just totally insane.
Read More »Donald Trump Issues Terrible Statement, Condemns Capitol Patriots, Surrenders to Democrats
Is this is a deep fake? What is going on?
Read More »Media and Antifa Working with FBI to Identify Heroic Capitol Stormers – All of Them Facing Ten Years in Feds
Oh but I thought they were all secret Antifa?
Read More »“I Think They had Instructions to Let It Go” – Eyewitness to Capitol Storm
It was an inside job, folks.
Read More »Everyone Saw It: The Cops Allowed People Inside of the Capitol
Joe Biden is now coming into power with a new kind of mandate: "to oppose the violent mob which attacked democracy on January 6."
Read More »Oh No! A Cop Died During the Capitol Storm! The Poor Cop! So Sad!
Why was a man named "Sick Nick" working as a riot cop?
Read More »Following His Refusal to Back Down, Jews Cancel Josh Hawley’s Book
This is just the beginning of the punishing of Josh Hawley.
Read More »Dumb Cunt Betsy DeVos Resigns in Response to AWESOME Pro-Trump Riot
Bold move, you stupid bitch.
Read More »It Begins: British Official Says Vaccine “Doesn’t Respond” to “South African Mutant Strain”
This was always the plan.
Read More »Italy: Ground Opens Up and Sucks in Cars
Maybe it was caused by global warming?
Read More »RIP Ashli Babbitt, Murdered by Traitor Cops
Where we go one, we go all, and we're probably all going where you are pretty soon at this rate.
Read More »Imagine the Rest of the World, Which has Been Dominated for Decades by the US Military, Watching This
Democracy is really strong and the people decide.
Read More »Fat Boris Can Go Suck a Fat Johnson – Keep Up Out My Business, Nigga
The whole world is piling on - in the name of "who we are."
Read More »Trump Apparently Surrendering to Biden (I Don’t Know If This is a Concession or What)
I don't have any ability to comment on this, because I do not know what is going on.
Read More »The Day America Finally Fell Apart
Don't ever let anyone tell you these people were something other than heroes.
Read More »Coming for Blood: Media Already Targeting Protesters for Arrest and Prosecution
Sigh.
Read More »Remember When Hong Kong Protesters Stormed the Government Building?
Let's examine the difference between China and America.
Read More »Entire Right-Wing Condemning Patriotic Capitol Stormers for Different Stupid Reasons
Patriots betrayed! Not Candace!
Read More »The Covers of the Media This Morning
This is an incredible point in history that we've all witnessed.
Read More »It Begins: Twitch Bans PogChamp Emote, Saying It Will Create Violence
And so it goes.
Read More »Angela Merkel has Something to Say About American Goyim Who Think They Own Something
People voting for leaders that Jews don't approve of is anti-democracy.
Read More »Monumental Faggot Mike Pence Denounces the People
We all saw the fraud, Mike.
Read More »Charlottesville 2 in DC: Capitol Rushed, Trump Supporters Declared Terrorists, Trump Suspended from Twitter
What a mess.
Read More »FBI Declines to Label Nashville Bombing “Terrorism”
Unfortunately, "terrorism" is a word, with a definition.
Read More »Chicago: Half of Public School Teachers Refuse to Return to Work
This is just the sort of thing that women do when you allow them to participate in society.
Read More »You Need to be Very Concerned About the Freedoms of the Hong Kongese, Goy
It's really important for you to spend a lot of time worrying about this.
Read More »Georgia: Democrats Win Both Senate Elections, Securing Absolute One Party Rule
So, look: we need a new plan here, people. The voting thing just isn't working.
Read More »China Refuses to Allow the United Nations to Enter Their Country to Promote the Bat Soup Hoax
How dare the gooks not go along with this stupid hoax?
Read More »Assange Denied Bail (Because This is a Hoax and He’s Going to be Extradited)
This is just a total sham.
Read More »Judge Orders Proud Boys Leader to Stay Out of DC Ahead of Protest
This comes after significant and significantly stupid Proud Boys violence on Tuesday night.
Read More »Dr. Dre Just had a Brain Aneurysm
What a loss.
Read More »Germany Launches Extreme New British Style Lockdown
So: is this a mind control operation to train people to be slaves?
Read More »New York Introduces Law That Allows Alleged Coronavirus Patients to be Grabbed and Detained Indefinitely
If Joe Biden becomes president, all of this kind of stuff is going to be implemented on the federal level.
Read More »Xi Jinping’s New Year’s Message: Prepare for Total War at Any Moment
Every day, the military gap between China and the US narrows.
Read More »“Our Values” – “Gendered Words” are Officially Banned by Congress
I hate women, but Tulsi is one of the good ones, even if she does believe in this lunatic vaccine.
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