This is okay. It's fine. Everything is great.

They do not appear to be bluffing.

The stated goal of the Ukraine invasion of Kursk was to pull Russian troops off of the frontline. It did not happen.

Do not be upset.

We want people to smoke weed, but we want them to smoke it LEGALLY.

A stupid boomer meme posted by Elon Musk over the weekend shows that he himself will not even try to refer to Twitter as "X." 

You might think you know what you want, boy, but Doctor Windmill has a Rainbow Blessing for your gay Islamic wedding on ice. 

You know why they call you that, right Jew?

Israel has carpet-bombed the entirety of Gaza. Everyone was saying the hostages were going to die. Everyone knew that was going to happen. 

Everything will be fine. 

The assumption that everyone would go along with America's global gay agenda if China wasn't going around helping other countries is baseless and defamatory. 

How are we going back to this type of mania so soon? 

Are you ready to go to war for Filipino fishing rights, fat boy?

Stop talking about freedom.

From the anus??? NO!!!!

How do you even make fun of this?

Were they going to keep the kids and sell them as slaves? 

No one really got ripped off. Crypto is sort of all a big mess of different scams. Everyone is scamming each other. That's the whole concept. It's like a crooked mafia card game. 

If the election was real, this would probably be a bad move.

On paper, Trump and Kamala are the same candidate.

It's looking like the country is finally on the brink of collapse. 

You have to wonder what is going on with the anti-smoking agenda. 

What a BOON.

It's wacky. Everything getting very wacky. 

Regardless of what anyone thinks, everyone should be able to agree that it is better to ask questions and doubt what the media claims. 

Nigga, she's said she's all-in. She's all-in.

A "deepfake" is not real. 

But hey, at least they did that Kursk thing. Got a lot of selfies and such.

The problem is allowing women to make choices. You have to limit their options. You have to box them in. This is not an economic issue.

Bibi is telling everyone to relax.

This is retarded.

Aren't these churches that say "Jews are the chosen ones" totally filled up with faggots now? 

The birthrate is not an economic issue.

Say what you want about Zuck. I'm sure he's using all of your data in diabolical ways, to fuel his infernal machines. Or whatever. But he's always been anti-censorship. 

I think an upswing is headed our way.

This Russian guy is personally responsible for what a billion people say on his app. 

If you can't destroy Hamas, just threaten to bomb other countries!

This could all get very serious very quickly.

Why is this allowed?

Great job, JD!

No one can be on all the time, you know? 

I don't think you can keep saying "NATO is not in the war."

The government has to pay for the Ozempic and the tranny drugs. It would be much cheaper to prevent people from becoming fat and gay. 

Who do the Americans think they are?

But I'm sure sticking to the recommended dosage is perfectly safe.

The funniest thing would be if he fires JD Vance and makes Bobby his VP. 

Get ready.

Because America is an idea, and that idea is: "Israel has a right to defend itself." 

It's just goofy to claim he lost the election. 

Andrew Tate is probably going to regret not leaving the country when he had the chance. 

Become a vegan if you are so emotional about animals dying.

Fascinating coincidence.

Yeah, press-ganging isn't really a good way to form a military.

Maybe girls should focus on girly things?

I'm really proud of everyone. You're really doing a good job.

Somehow, I feel like handing out diapers in front of the Destination: Abortion truck is somehow more vulgar than the abortion truck itself. I know it's not more evil, but it feels even more post-post-modern and viscerally repulsive. 

I said recently that I don't know who is going to win. But I tend to lean more toward Trump, because he's the more aggressive Israel person. 

Things are tough all over, and if you're on pills for obesity and depression, maybe you should have made better decisions. 

It doesn't matter if you're Brad Pitt.

If criticism is allowed, the Jews lose, and we are now seeing the criticism.

You could do this.

Are mass roundups going to solve these problems?

How is this even a question?

Thank my stars we were protected from these memes. We have to get memers off the streets and into the prisons.

I don't even think the Jews have made a pick on who they want. The whole thing is up in the air.

This will all just disappear when the Iran war kicks off. 

This is Trump's narrative. We don't need this narrative.

Harpoon these freaks, Mr. Lukashenko.

I don't even think this is about stopping crime. The UK has a 100% homosexual police force.

Venezuelan crime lords are poised to take over New York City. And that's a good thing.

Jews are promoting this as state policy.

This is a lesson you all need to learn.

Is this what you want?

What would make them think that the US exists to fight their wars???

At some point, every third worlder who wants to be here will already be here. 

Well, there's no Hamas in the West Bank. 

If she'd added "in Palestine," it would have been antisemitic to arrest her.

What Donald Trump needs to do in order to win big in the fake election in November is convince Jews that Kamala Harris will not be as aggressive as he is on Israel's right to slaughter people.

WE'RE GOING WITH "KID-KILLER KAMALA," GUYS

He doesn't seem worried.

No one is alive under the rubble. I think that's safe to say.

Hang this blessed DJ.

Who gives a fuck?

How did people not know about this already?

The fact that all of these people were allowed to enter the country in the first place is proof that America is a joke. 

People are tired of blacks.

If a private organization is working with government officials to undermine the US Constitution, everyone involved is engaged in sedition. 

Donald Trump is vowing to make the White House even more Jewish. 

Are the drones going to drop hand grenades, like in the Ukraine videos we all watch on Telegram? 

Seems... unlikely.

IMMIGRANT!

Oh so I have to defend Elon twice in one week, huh?

Yeah, it's late, my dearest friends. But it's good. I promise you'll have a lot of fun.

Cringe.

Of course this is poison.

Here's the deal: burn the trash. 

Did you see where some cop in the UK threatened to arrest Elon Musk for being against stabbing? 

I don't understand what Jews expected?

Goofy.

Remember: I just do one article on Sundays, which is pre-written (usually on Saturday), because I'm taking Sundays off for religious reasons. I actually woke up and wrote this one before Church, because... well, you know. A goat fell in a well. This is political, and I sort of want to do spiritually uplifting stuff for my special Sunday articles. But this has a spiritual angle. Click to find out what it is!

The real problem with Tesla is that they make shitty cars.

Look - the week isn't over yet.

This sucks.

I love this.

What's the plan here, guys?

It's not even possible to have more censorship in the UK.

This is totally confusing.

Everyone eventually admits I'm right. It's just a matter of how much pain they experience before that point.

Why??? I wonder why???

Just give up. It's not happening.

These must be the most honest Jews ever.

It looks like the riots are probably over. For now.

I think he's saying leftists will also riot? 

I'm sure Elon can fix this. He's really good at technology.

Final countdown!

People are having a hard time processing that their government is siding with the criminal aliens.

The pro-stabbing government recently endorsed chopping as well.

Hey, it's something. I guess.

Who???

Hahaha.

He's more than ten times the maximum percentage of violence. 

Does Iran even care about the effects of communism in South America?

If JD Vance ever tried to take an abortion book from my daughter, I would have some kind of mental breakdown. 

I'll shit on Musk all day but I will defend his crappy robot.

Who cares, Donald?

It's all pretty much riding on the US presidential election.

I've got none.

Where does this fall on the Ukraine-Israel spectrum?

This whole mass immigration project was never going to not result in mass violence. 

Great job, guys.

Anti-homeless now. No one asks why.

We have to implement a Taliban type system in the West, or the West will not survive.

This seems good. 

I think the soundtrack of the anti-stabbing revolution should be The Smiths' "Panic." 

Because anything can cause anxiety. 

Fuck them kids.

This is equivalent to when they said the cameras stopped working when Jeffrey Epstein "killed himself." 

Why not an anti-stabbing unit?

They should have made a sequel show about the divorce called "Help! I Married a Nigger!" 

Why are we reporting on this stupid sporting event?