By federal law, a woman can have you stripped of your weapons by telling a court you were mean to them.
Read More »US “Incredibly Concerned” Over Putin Saying He May Provide Weapons to North Korea
Maybe the US should incredibly shut the fuck up and stop being gay?
Read More »Late. Shitty. Whatever.
I do my best. This is the second warning that I'm thinking of taking a rest day.
Read More »Strange: Armenia Officially Recognizes State of Palestine
What's the game here?
Read More »UN Says Groups Supplying Weapons to Israel Could be Complicit in International Genocide Crimes
Everyone is complicit. Israel is an irrelevant entity if it is not supported by the American international order.
Read More »Jews Begin Talking About Leaving France as Tolerance for Their Behavior Wanes
I guess actions have reactions?
Read More »Putin Visits Vietnam, Continues to Gather His Forces Against the Army of Darkness
It's like Lord of the Rings. It's also like 2Pac.
Read More »Vatican Putting Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano on Trial for Denying the Legitimacy of the “Anal Pope”
He's not the Pope.
Read More »Bibi Goes Ape After IDF Spokesman Says Hamas Cannot be Defeated
Hamas is Solid Snake. What are you going to do to Solid Snake?
Read More »Putin Says the Obvious: Demand to Withdraw Troops Part of US Plot to Escalate Conflict
But this is part of a bigger thing happening, that is happening in the Middle East and in the Pacific: the US is pushing for a world war.
Read More »California: Jury Orders British-Cypriot Billionaire to Give Slut $900 Million for 3-Year-Long Rapefest
#FreeAlki
Read More »Russia and North Korea Sign Military and Economic Pact
Well, that escalated quickly.
Read More »Hezbollah Warns of Coming “War Without Rules or Ceilings,” Threatens to Bomb Cyprus
Nasrallah has never been known to talk shit.
Read More »Experts Warn of Impending Terrorist Attacks on US Soil
Well. They're probably right.
Read More »Despite There Being No Criminal Charges, Matt Gaetz is Accused by Committee of Having Low Ethics
This whole concept of "House ethics" is dumb and illegal.
Read More »American EV Startup “Fisker” Files for Bankruptcy as Chinese EVs Take Over the World
No one could have predicted this.
Read More »Dudes Have Microplastic in Their Penises (It’s the Only Problem on Earth That Can’t be Solved by Windmills or Wars)
[CONTAINS SPECIAL RAP SONG AND SEXUAL STORY]
Read More »Putin Vows to Support Heroic Koreans (Real Koreans, Not Capitalist Traitor American Pets) Against Anal Empire
This is all becoming more and more like the sitcom "Welcome Back, Kotter."
Read More »UK: Kids Getting Fatter and Shorter, Widespread “Significant Decline in Health” to Cause National Crisis
[RAP SONG]
Read More »State Department Pushes Sale of Even More Drones and Missiles to Taiwan
"Well, it didn't work in the Ukraine, so let's give Taiwan a try." -Uncle Samantha (tranny)
Read More »New Zealand: 25-Year-Old Rugby Player Killed Suddenly by Medical Event
Brought to you by Pfizer.
Read More »Black Former CNBC Analyst Accused of Massive Fraud Arrested After Being on the Lam in Seattle for 3 Years
How is this dude just chilling in Seattle for three years? I don't understand.
Read More »NATO Chief Says He Needs More Nuclear Weapons, Wants to Start Producing Them Again
What?
Read More »US Allegedly Meets Bibi to Talk About “Deescalating Hezbollah Conflict”
Okay. Sure.
Read More »Fed Judge Cockblocks Iowa Law on Deportation of “Migrants”
The interesting question is whether or not there is a state that is willing to reject unconstitutional federal authority.
Read More »Israeli Media Says IDF had Full Knowledge of Hamas’ October 7th Plans
We actually already knew this, but hey, more proof is always good.
Read More »Majority of “US Hispanics” Support Mass Deportation of Immigrants, Concentration Camps
It's just basic common sense that these people need to be rounded up, so anyone other than ultra-emotional white faggots is going to support this.
Read More »Putin to Visit Best Korea Seeking to Expand Military and Economic Alliance
Russia has the best friends.
Read More »Bibi Says He Doesn’t Need a “War Cabinet” Anymore, He’ll Just Make All Decisions Personally
The "just kill everyone" strategy seems pretty well-defined.
Read More »Elon Musk Again Vows to Put Computer Chips in Everyone’s Brains
He's not very clever.
Read More »Memetic Monday: We Ain’t Haulin’ Milk
Hope everyone is happy to be back at work today! Unless it's some holiday I forgot about! Anyway, I'm happy to be at work today, and happy to share some fun pictures with my friends!
Read More »US Navy Hemorrhaging Money Trying to Stop Houthi Shipping Lane Attacks, Have Accomplished Nothing
There's no path to a US victory.
Read More »Medvedev Says US Will be Forced to Pay Restitution for Sanctions on Russia
The ante has been upped.
Read More »Wily Jew Professor has 165 Children Mostly with Black Women, Creating New Hybrid Race
Black women choose him because they think he's white.
Read More »Hohol “Peace Summit” an Embarrassing Shitshow with Key Countries Refusing to Endorse Goofy Scheme
Yikes.
Read More »Kiev: Anal March Shut Down Over Security Concerns
It would have been one of the funniest things to happen in history if Putin would have dropped missiles on the pride parade.
Read More »CALL YOUR DAD
Just do it, bro.
Read More »Brandon’s LA Fundraiser Surrounded by Hundreds of Pro-Palestine Protesters
This old faggot can't go anywhere without getting swarmed by people demanding he stop slaughtering children.
Read More »Jews Shouldn’t Threaten ICC, Say 93 States
What is the argument in favor?
Read More »I’m Not Taking Sundays Off – Yet
I'm just not ready for that yet.
Read More »Ben Affleck Finally Comes to His Senses About Jennifer Lopez, Wants Divorce
Revolt against mommy.
Read More »Brandon Puts Out 30-Second Ad Promoting Gun Control
There is polling that shows gun control is popular.
Read More »Japan: Band Cancels Its Music Video Because It was Racist or Something
Once you give in to these people, it never ends.
Read More »This Joe Rogan Show with Tim Dillon is Pretty Edgy, Actually
We've come a long way, boys.
Read More »Bump Stocks Back on the Menu as SCOTUS Rules ATF Can’t Make Laws
But why are machine guns banned tho? How is that possible under the Second Amendment?
Read More »Putin Effectively Declares “Total War” as West Holds Goofy “Peace Summit” Without Russia
Putin is altering the deal. Pray he doesn't alter it further.
Read More »Bastion of Diversity: Boeing Investigated for Using Fake Titanium in Crucial Airplane Organs
What sort of company functions like this?
Read More »Afghanistan: Teen Sluts on Suicide Watch After Dreams of Cock Quest Obliterated
Power does not come from voting. Power comes from the bed of a Toyota Hilux.
Read More »Minnesota: Black Catholic Antisemite Candidate Attacked for Playing Gaddafi Speech Comparing Taliban to the Vatican
He won't be allowed to have any influence on anything, ever. But he should.
Read More »Government Wants More Subsidies for Already Heavily Subsidized Marijuana Industry
This is all cartoonish.
Read More »I’m Not Writing Anything Good Today
I wrote enough good things this week, man.
Read More »China: #MeToo Slut Sentenced to 5 Years on Unrelated Sedition Charges
She was involved in Hong Kong youth subversion activities funded by the US.
Read More »EU Orders Daily Fine on Hungary Until Orban Allows the Country to be Flooded with Niggers
Orban is for sure the least fake of these gay Jew-lover Euro "nationalist" movements.
Read More »Biden and Videodromyr Zelenskieyeii to Sign 10-Year “Bilateral Security Agreement” Blood Pact
It's influenced by the US deal with Israel.
Read More »Hezbollah Hits 9 Israeli Military Sites with Rockets and Drones
A challenger appears!
Read More »NYC Pushing Mask Ban on Subway After Protesters Demand “Zionists” Raise Their Hands on Train
What about the deadly coronavirus though? It's killing millions.
Read More »Brandon Again Condemns Pro-Palestine Protesters as “Antisemites”
These protesters have to be getting to the point where they are going to realize that their protests are utterly meaningless to the US government, and that the US government does not change policies based on popular will, ever.
Read More »EU Imposes Tariffs on Chinese EVs (Globalist Extremists Now Hardcore Protectionists, lol)
I thought the entire theory behind globalism was the free movement of people and goods?
Read More »The US Government is a Criminal Gang with No Legitimate Authority to Rule the American People
Any participation in this system is a validation of it.
Read More »Andrew Anglin Put on Ukrainian Kill List as Elon Musk Bans All Links to Daily Stormer
It's strange that after all of these years, I'm still the most censored man on earth.
Read More »Right-Wing Tranny Strikes Out Against Anti-Israel Protesters in Defense of Anal
It might seem like the "we stand with Israel because they do man-on-man anal" narrative would clash with "the Bible somehow says you should support the genocidal Zionist occupation of Palestine" narrative.
Read More »UN Says Jews Commit Crimes Against Humanity, Rejects Goofy October 7 Rape Stories
The UN should take another look at the pile of shoes.
Read More »Hezbollah Vows Revenge After Israel Murders Senior Commander
The best solution for the fact that Israel has no exit strategy in Gaza is to start this second war.
Read More »NYC: Alleged Anti-Israel Protesters Unveil “Long Live October 7” Banner (Let’s Just Say I’m Skeptical)
I'm calling bullshit.
Read More »72% of Migrants Who Crossed After Biden’s “Crackdown” Began are Being Released Into America
The government says they can't figure out how to deport them.
Read More »Celebrating the Hunter Biden Gun Conviction Legitimizes an Illegitimate System
Do you support the idea that the US government has a right to decide who owns a gun? Do you support the idea that the US government has a right to tell anyone what they can and cannot do?
Read More »Blinken Going Around Saying Bibi Invented This Ceasefire Proposal While Bibi Says He Would Never Accept It is a Bizarre Scene
I just keep watching that Blinken interview over and over and wondering if he might actually be on acid.
Read More »I Just Wanted to See Mario…
"How about you start sucking cock?"
Read More »Watch: Reasonable Colored Gentleman Tells Irate Jews “I Wish Hitler was Still Here”
The rehabilitation of the good name of Adolf Hitler is a matter of historical necessity.
Read More »California: Minimum Wage Hike Causes Almost 10K Jobs Loss, Price Increases, Restaurant Closures
"Minimum wage" is Willy Wonka type shit.
Read More »Wisconsin: Two Female Teachers Try to Organize Orgy with School Boys
Ugh. Teachers only care about one thing.
Read More »Hunter Biden Convicted on Trumped-Up Gun Charges
I have already endorsed Hunter Biden for President 2024. This stupid fake conviction doesn't change that one bit.
Read More »Memetic Monday: Time to Blast Off Into a World of Pure Imagination
Forget about Faggot Month. How about now June is FUN MONTH!
Read More »California Judge Won’t Dismiss “False Advertising” Claims Against Tesla Over “Autopilot” Death Trap
They don't technically even claim it works.
Read More »Protesters Chant “Long Live Intifada” Outside NYC October 7th Rape Temple
Who builds a rape temple?
Read More »AI Companies Threatening to Leave California Over Jewish “Kill Switch” Regulations
This "what if the AI build a chemical weapon?" concern is like if during the 1900s, when cars were being developed, the government was like "what if cars transformed into Decepticons and tried to conquer the galaxy?"
Read More »Israel: Benny Gantz Quits War Cabinet, Whining Over Lack of “Day After” Plan for Gaza Shitshow
No one ever thought there was a "day after plan."
Read More »Venezuelan Organized Crime Gang “Tren de Aragua” Already Forming Network Across Multiple States
Meh. They'll run the country better than the cops.
Read More »Germany: Female AfD Defects to Russia, Fearing German State Will Steal Her Children
Russia exists. Your kids will be safe there. No one will kidnap them and make them gay.
Read More »Jews Kill Over 200 Innocent People to Rescue 4 Hostages – Hostages Good and Healthy
It's just so insane that Hamas is so good and moral and the Jews are so evil and yet the media is able to claim the opposite.
Read More »From The Golden Dragon and The Tunnel of Doom, We Were Alive (Short Fiction Story)
The is a longish short story I wrote this morning based on a dream I had last night.
Read More »Antisemitism Now the Coolest New Trend at NYC’s Most Prestigious High Schools
The future is already being born. Soon, you will hear it cry for its mother's breast.
Read More »Goof Trooper David Cameron Does Fake Video Call with Deepfake of Former Ukraine President
Anyone can do this now. It's not illegal, as far as I know.
Read More »Watch: Huge Anti-Israel Protest Outside of Barricaded White House – 30,000 People (Lowball Estimate)
What the hell do leftist protesters actually think?
Read More »Report: Pro-Russia Commentator has Passport Seized at the Airport While Boarding a Plane to Russia
You can't fight City Hall.
Read More »CIA Denounces Bibi as Unhinged, Says He Thinks He Can Get Away with Anything
The CIA's analysis is at least less dumb than the State Department's.
Read More »Boeing Jet Bursts Into Flames Immediately After Takeoff
It's crazy how often this is happening now.
Read More »Watch: Biden Says D-Day Troops Would Today Fight Putin in the Name of Child Anal
This suggestion is totally retarded on its face.
Read More »Study: Maniacal Artificial Sweetener Xylitol Could Double Risk of Heart Attacks, Strokes, Death
These "diet" fake sugars make you fatter and make everything else worse as well.
Read More »White House Puts Up Fences to Protect Themselves from Protesters Calling for End to Gaza Slaughter
The protesters are just going to have the shit beat out of them by DC cops.
Read More »Russia Sends Nuclear Submarine to Visit Cuba as US Continues to Claim Russia is Joking About Nuclear War
Putin appears to do what he says he's going to do.
Read More »Report: Alex Jones Forced to Sell Infowars to Pay Sandy Hoaxsters
Just for the record: no one died at Sandy Hook.
Read More »Jews Purposefully Bomb UN School in Central Gaza, Killing at Least 14 Children and 9 Women
It was a Hamas base.
Read More »Cellphone “Addiction” is a Very Bad Behavior, But “Addiction” is a Total Hoax – How About Making Better Decisions?
Teach yourself to keep it real.
Read More »Florida: 14-Year-Old Ukraine Skank Beats Poor Old Grandma to Death Over Confiscated Cellular Phone
We definitely don't need any Ukraine immigrants.
Read More »Former Facebook Employee Sues, Denounces Suppression of Pro-Palestinian Content
I don't even blame Zuck for this shit, tbh.
Read More »Jews Claim They Will Stop Putting Random Palestinians in Military-Run Torture Camps
I don't believe this at all.
Read More »Bibi Says Jews Ready for “Very Strong Action” Against Lebanon
Rafah is not really that important in the larger scheme of their plans.
Read More »Poll: Majority of Young People in the UK Think Israel Shouldn’t Even Exist at All
Just wipe them out!
Read More »Putin Suggests Giving Weapons to Nations Opposed to the US-Anal Alliance
Shit just got real.
Read More »House Passes Legislation Sanctioning “Illegitimate” ICC Over Bibi Arrest Warrant
But isn't the International Criminal Court part of the International Rules-Based Order?
Read More »Whoopsie Daisy: Corona Vax “Could be to Blame” for Massive Rise in Excess Deaths, Scientists Finally Admit
Time for retards to apologize to Andrew Anglin, once more.
Read More »Remote Amazon Tribe Now Hooked on Bizarre White Man Porn Thanks to Elon Musk’s Starlink
Shouldn't he be forced to explain why he is doing this?
Read More »Columbia University to Provide Special Police to Escort Every Jew Student Around Campus
It's the least we can do for a people that are this oppressed. Can you even imagine if you went somewhere and someone said something mean to you?
Read More »KKK Antisemite Biden Tells Time Magazine That Bibi is Prolonging the Gaza Slaughter for Political Gain
Time to finish off these Nazis once and for all. And Trump is the man for the job.
Read More »Make Sure There’s No Round in the Chamber When You Stick Your Call of Duty Pride Gun Up Your Ass
Just keep giving these people money and they will keep sticking things up your ass.
Read More »Donald Trump Biography for Kids
Take a ten question quiz about this page.
Read More »Vagina Jew “Climate Scientist” Phase Shifts in as President of Mexico [Article Includes Important Analysis of Hookers and Sexual Sins]
Well, that's not great news.
Read More »Watch: Alex Jones Breaks Down as He Reveals Eminent Fed Attack on Infowars
"All we’re trying to do is save America, and they’re fucking us over, over and over again... it’s just so sick - it’s sick, it’s sick. I want to leave - because it’s going to be over, folks."
Read More »Hamas Holding Positions in Northern Gaza That Israel Defines as “Cleared” (They Might Skip Rafah and Go Straight for Lebanon)
It's all about triggering a US war with Iran. I said this on day one, and nothing has changed, because I am the master of geopolitical analysis.
Read More »San Francisco: Brutal Militarized Cops Arrest 70 Anti-Genocide Activists at Israeli Consulate
Is just brutalizing people going to solve the problem of people disagreeing with Israel's genocide?
Read More »Brandon Won’t Go to Zelensky’s Fake “Peace Summit,” Sending Kamala
What is the goal of this, other than to look like a bunch of retards?
Read More »Memetic Monday: Where Should I be Buried?
It's Monday, my beloved parasocial friend. It's time for us to spend special friend time together.
Read More »Jew-on-Jew Crime: Zelensky Condemns Israel in Singapore, Says He’ll Make Them Stop
Ukraine Jews need that money, Israel Jews.
Read More »Singapore: Goof Trooper Zelensky Shows Up Uninvited, Makes Outrageous Threats Against China, Others
He is basically threatening the entire world at this point.
Read More »Maldives Bans Israelis from Entering Country – Jew Officials Tell Jews to Flee the Country!
This time the world.
Read More »Hungary Sees Massive Anti-War Protest as Ukraine Situation Continues to Get Goofier by the Hour
This is nearly a million people, it looks like. In a small country.
Read More »China Sends New Hawkish Defense Minister to Singapore to Declare That Taiwan Traitors Will be Nailed to the Pillar of Shame
Americans are always trying to ruin anything peaceful in nature and transform it into a bloodbath.
Read More »White House Says Brandon Doesn’t Really Want WWIII (He’s Just Pretending, I Guess?)
So what are we doing then? What is the goal here?
Read More »Philly: Hundreds of Anti-Israel Protesters Interrupt Anal Pride Parade
NO PRIDE IN GENOCIDE!
Read More »Aide Claims Bibi “Accepts” Biden’s Ceasefire Plan
I'll believe it when I see it. Actually, I still won't believe it then either.
Read More »Idaho: Awesome Heterosexual Bar Declares June “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month”
I hope it goes well for this bar and their dog.
Read More »Trump Cheered with “Fuck Joe Biden” Chant at UFC 302
On the same Saturday as UFC, the British were marching in support of Trump.
Read More »Valrogofmorgothyr Zelenskyyiiiy Claims Trump has to Refuse Any Peace Deal or Become a “Loser President”
The Z-Man fears Trump will be too focused on Israel to pay attention to his war.
Read More »Unvaccinated Voters Overwhelmingly Backing Trump Despite Vax Shilling, Poll Shows
I guess because these retards think they have to support someone. You don't, in fact, have to support anyone.
Read More »Boeing’s Largest Factory in “Panic Mode,” Trying to Keep Employees Silent as They Duct Tape Jets Together
White women will risk their lives to prove they support black mechanics.
Read More »Lazy Sunday (Sorry Friends)
I apologize for being late.
Read More »Chile Joins ICJ Genocide Case Against Jews, Demands “Permanent” Solution to Jewish Problem
It's a bit like that quote from Adolf Hitler where he said that if he were to lose the war, his ghost would rise from the grave and the world would know he was right.
Read More »NYC: Kids and Teachers Walk Out of School in Anti-Genocide Protest
The genocide seems to be getting less and less popular as the days go by.
Read More »New York: Palestinian Nurse Denounces Gaza Genocide While Accepting Award, Gets Fired, Dragged Out by Cops
We cannot exist as a country with this tiny minority, this ethnic mafia, running the entire country while claiming that they don't run it.
Read More »Watch: Five Colorful Spirit Airlines Employees Attack Man for Some Reason (Possibly No Reason)
This is why America is the greatest country on earth and the indispensable nation.
Read More »RT Publishes Op-Ed Calling for Russia to Drop a Nuke
I lol'd.
Read More »Don’t Vote for the Child Murderer Donald Trump. Don’t Vote for Anyone.
This is the new age of the Stormer: the anti-politics age. Also, I'm going to publish the Illness Revelations when they're ready. I've got a lot going on behind the scenes. Interesting moves are being made. You'll be happy with the results (unless you're Jewish).
Read More »Trump Convicted of 34 Counts of Paying Off Hooker Using the Wrong Bank Account
The third Trump campaign is literally the same thing as the third Star Wars trilogy.
Read More »Cancer-Riddled Jew Jamie Raskin Praised as “Stunning and Brave” After Posting Masturbation Video on New York Times Website
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was recently nominated for a People's Choice Award by the entertainment channel MTV.
Read More »Three Machete-Wielding People of Color (Formerly “Colored People” or “Coloreds”) Enrich Unspecified Man at Times Square McDonald’s in CD Dispute
Embrace tradition.
Read More »Texas: Smugglers Moving in Hordes of Invasive Entities Inside Horse Trailers
Rolling rolling rolling keep them doggies rolling.
Read More »Israel Threatening to Murder Families of ICC Officials May Amount to “Crimes Against Justice”
They can kill anyone they want because of a pile of shoes.
Read More »Memetic Thursday: The Ultimate Thursday Meme Massacre
If this isn't good, the fault lies with other people.
Read More »Ayatollah Sends Message of Support to ABSOLUTE KINGS Protesting on College Campuses
KINGS.
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