Thank you, everyone.

Hmmm.

This doesn't matter. 

That would make a lot more sense, huh?

Don't vote.

They're going to have to ask Russia for help.

If you are against this, you have to be against women in public.

Who wouldn't be mad about that?

"The people" being a collective entity with a will actually is "an idea," and one that is largely useless for any sort of political purpose. 

What is the explanation for this other than "America is controlled by the Jews"? There is no other explanation, which is why you're not allowed to ask any questions as to why this is happening.

My statements were nonetheless completely correct.

Hate speech isn't free speech or whatever. Just shut up.

Well, at least he made a sad face the whole time?

We have to admit: it does make more sense than US "hate crimes enhancement" laws. 

What is the US doing in Palestine? Chinamen are the good guys.

Buried alive!

This article is long and contains totally unrelated information.

It's embarrassingly easy to trick him, yes, but that doesn't mean he's not a Tony Stark kind of genius.

The news is the Trump campaign is going to run with Kamala's record of being an Indian who's racist against blacks and locks them up for small marijuana infractions. I can't really tell if I think that is funny or not.

It doesn't even matter, bro.

I feel this is satisfactory. And since "Memetic Monday" has officially changed its name to "Memetic [Insert Day of Week]," it can never be late.

This bitch is something else. 

The Ukraine is losing very badly.

This is so awesome. 

It doesn't matter. Trump already "won."

Everything is going to be fine. Just relax.

Every Sunday, a goat falls in the well.

Bold statement, Bobby.

BAN WOMEN.

He endorsed Kamala. 

My advice is to run.

B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T

IT'S ALL COMING BACK

It's that easy to take down the entire thing, apparently.

This is a textbook example of a person suffering from a chronic lack of reparations.

Many such cases.

I lack the faith for this one.

I can tell you this: I don't know where any of this weird shit is going. But it's not going anywhere good. 

HE DID IT.

Let's see if she gets fired or suspended or condemned or whatever. 

People don't really understand how whacked out these people around Bibi are.

Don't do this. Come on.

Freefall collapse.

She literally said "as long as it takes" again.

The mission was to pretend to be doing something.

This is a long article about the Donald Trump conspiracy.

What's up, big guy?

Wow. Huh.

He's really a sad little guy.

It's the thing now. What do?

"Clean energy" is a hoax.

JD Vance is literally Jeb Bush with a talking points update. 

Israel needs those war resources.

Huh. 

We'll see where they go with this. Maybe they're just throwing it out there. 

Just buy the damn Hilux.

Is it even covering the wound?

I have argued, very convincingly, that power does not come from voting. 

Can't someone just say "stop whining, Jew"? 

There is a cold wind that blows nobody good. 

Democrat Jews have never had a problem with conspiracy theories before. 

Big round of applause for my African American.

Everyone who is shilling Trump is lying to you.

The arguments about the details of the event are all academic, aside from one: the CIA does not miss. If the CIA wanted Trump dead, he would be dead.

This is interesting. She probably was not supposed to say this.

If you're a healthy male between 17 and 42, I'd advise you to get the hell out of the country or disappear into the woods or something, because there's a war coming. 

We always on our job. 

I really appreciate the apology, Jew.

This fixes the other article. But I'm going to fix it even worse tomorrow.

We are looking at a worst case scenario here.

Just wanted to let everyone know I'm not leaving you with pro and cons of beards after one of the most important events in history. Should be up by 9ish, but I'm going all out. This is gonna be a long one and you'll like it.

I can't actually answer the question meaningfully.

If this doesn't aid the de-slumping, it's possible it will be rethought. 

Well, that escalated... pretty slowly, actually.

The charges were obviously bullshit from the beginning but people just really hate Alec Baldwin and wanted to see him go down.

If this polling is actually real (and who even knows), this is definitely a reason for Bibi to hurry up with the Lebanon thing. 

These are memes.

Give me my account back Elon, and the reporting stops.

Shouldn't I be able to understand the meaning of this? I'm not stupid. This looks to be literal nonsense. 

Replacing whites with niggers will change the weather...?

Now this is good news.

No one is asking if the women deserved it.

Haha.

Frankly, it looks like Donald Trump is going to be president again. 

Hey guys - interesting information here - funny Biden gaffe! 

I am doing my best and I am going to do better. 

Tesla is going to cripple everyone with their cars so they have no choice but to buy brain chips.

I'm glad to hear that the kids are voting for the right-wing. 

You know the old bit, Jews: you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 

What?

Sorry.

Clooney made the call. 

I wish I could save Ben Affleck. 

Is the US trying to overthrow Cuba again? 

Back to the kitchen, sluts.

God bless and keep Mel. He's a real one.

This is safe.

Thanks, women. We're going to go extinct. Great job!

Is Boeing doing this on purpose?

What is the source for the claim Israel even considered any ceasefire? The Israelis are saying they will not ever consider it.

Sino-Futurism is already here. Compare the $700 Xiaomi flagship to the $1,500 Apple flagship. Compare BYD to Tesla. The jig is up. China won. You're just gonna have to deal with it.

"... the doctors have no explanation for what happened."

Love, love, love. It's all I've got.

We've known this since October of last year.

Thank the gods of Democracy for your freedoms.

How can you have a Korea if no one is even having sex? It doesn't make any sense. 

All of the soldiers who died since 2022 were also just decoys too.

The government won't address the issue with India. Instead they attack China over an invisible genocide of terrorist wiggers.

Hezbollah isn't occupying this territory, but they are preventing the Jews from occupying it, which is basically the same thing. 

Alpha move.

How about "buy a Hilux, because this shit is about to get real hot, real fast"? 

Men are under constant sexual siege by scantly clad women.

I was born for war. 

These freaks should also be left out of the conservative moment.

Elon had so many opportunities, and he just screwed all of them up. 

Sounds nice.

This is the schism. Right here. It just began, officially.

DO NOT EVER TALK TO THE COPS.

It's definitely a sign things are changing. There is a shift.

It looks to me like there is a high likelihood that Starmer will be a "wartime prime minister."

Elon Musk will never be this cool.

Things are not looking good for the Anal Alliance.

The game is already over, bro. You lost. China won.

He screwed this up. He should have been on the phone with a lawyer before leaving the room.

Good job, France. You're America now.

Come on, guys. What's going on here?

And hey, even if you're not American - have some respect for our culture and grab a burger and blow something up.

They can force her through, if they want. Elections are fake.

It's about time.

The Dems are throwing the kitchen sink at us to try to stop MAGA. 

Disgusting.

One step closer to a utopia.

Biden won't be the candidate. 

I'd be more upset by reports he didn't grope the babysitter.

This is the same law that filled the emergency rooms with immigrants who just want free antibiotics.

I don't know how the media keeps claiming this is controversial. It's not controversial.

You can't even relax in your bed anymore. Too many niggers.

Life comes at you fast.

We're gonna have to do a donation drive.

This is the second sentence in as many months.