Everything is wonderful now.
Read More »Evil Fat Scumbag Boogie2988 Opened Fire on Frank Hassle
This is truly a reckoning for Boogie.
Read More »Declassified Facts Show That the FBI Got the Plan for the Russian Hoax Directly from Hillary Clinton
You could basically end up putting the entire leadership of the party in prison if your AG was someone other than William Barr.
Read More »“Chuckles” Biden Said Trump Would be Doing a Coup If He Doesn’t Leave Office After Mail-In Hoax
Literally the reverse.
Read More »Boris Attacked for Not Being Able to Explain New Lockdown Rules
How the hell is Boris supposed to know what's going on?
Read More »Dictionary Definition Searches That Trended During and After the Debate
"'Stand by': to be or to get ready to act."
Read More »Editor’s Note Regarding the Schedule
Articles will probably be posted later, generally.
Read More »Ireland: Supreme Court Rules Subway Buns Too Sugary to Meet the Definition of Bread
What has the average person gained from the changes of the last century?
Read More »Germany: AfD Official Fired for Saying “The Migrants Could All Just be Gassed Later”
Why do they keep saying these things? Can't they just chill?
Read More »Sure, They’re Burning Churches in Portland, But I’m Sure It’s Fine
Don't worry.
Read More »France Already had the Most Boring Circuses
But as we all know too well: none of us are ever seeing a circus again anyway.
Read More »Florida: Fun Police Shut Down Party as Freakish War on Fun Continues
The fun police counter-party forces are escalating tensions against partiers with virulence and disgraceful practices.
Read More »Greece: US Flags Burned Ahead of Visit by Evil Fat Slob Pompeo
This is who represents our country. It's shameful.
Read More »De Blasio Says New York Can’t be Normal Until There are Zero Cases
I hope you feel safe.
Read More »Trump Demands Someone Check Biden’s Ears for Devices Before the Debate
I'm really excited about this debate, you guys.
Read More »Ilhan Omar was Caught Engineering the Largest Scale Election Fraud in History and William Barr Will Do Nothing
William Barr will do nothing.
Read More »Video Shows the Entire Brad Parscale Spectacle was a Hoax Orchestrated by His Wife
Well - ain't that a shocker!
Read More »The Single Biggest Problem in the Right-Wing
You get one guess.
Read More »Fed Snitch and Neo-Nazi Christopher Cantwell Convicted of Threats, Going Away for a While
Well, this appears to officially end that saga.
Read More »Water Confirmed to be Found on Mars!
Society is right on track to build a colony on Mars. We just need to get justice for George Floyd first.
Read More »WHO Now Pushing Cheap, Quick Coronavirus Tests on the Third World
This is obviously a scam, designed to continue this lockdown, because the lockdown is the end, not the means.
Read More »Proud Boys is Strongly Disavowed by the Company That Makes Their Shirts
What if the Proud Boys succeed in destroying the reputation of polo shirts entirely?
Read More »UK Moving Directly Into Full Second Lockdown
No one could have predicted this.
Read More »Yeah, Trump Needs to Go After Hunter Biden at This Debate
Trump has to destroy the man outright. It's the only way.
Read More »The Fruits of Democracy: Uighur Woman Celebrated for Coming to the United States as a Refugee (Many, Many More on the Way)
Enjoy your refugees! You people supported this!
Read More »Former Trump Campaign Manager Brad Parscale in Mental Hospital After Locking Himself in His Room and Threatening Suicide
These kinds of breakdowns are going to become routine.
Read More »American Facing Two Years in Thai Prison for Bad Reviews of Resort
Thailand is a unique country. Unique countries are not allowed.
Read More »Nearly Two-Thirds of US Young Adults Believe Jerrold Nadler Pooped His Pants at Press Conference
This is a crisis among the youth.
Read More »Fake New York Times Says Trump Paid No Taxes for 15 Years Due to Debt
Indications are the Times made it up whole cloth.
Read More »So This Thing with Global Warming…
What is Great Thunberg worried about, specifically?
Read More »Fat People in Advertisements are Just a Normal Thing Now
Fat people have officially been normalized.
Read More »New Zealand’s Cuntish Ultra-Mommy Named #2 Thinker on Earth
A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
Read More »Maryland: Man Sentenced to a Year in Prison for Hosting Illegal Parties
We have to invade Belarus to bring them freedom.
Read More »Macron Declares He has an Absolute Right to Decide the Leader of Belarus
This is actually outrageous.
Read More »The Bitch is Back: A Month After Resigning, Disgusting Retard Greta Thunberg is on the Comeback Trail
Staged retirement for hype. Smh.
Read More »After Conservative Ideologists Supported the Lockdown, Conservative Ideology is Dead Forever
Ideology is a decadence we can no longer afford.
Read More »Fact Check: QAnon Supporters Allege False Conspiracy Theory That Jerrold Nadler Pooped His Pants on Stage
For centuries, we've seen the trope of the dirty, hook-nosed Jew, laughing as he poops his pants.
Read More »Communist Jew Bernie Sanders Says He has “A Number of Plans” to Forcibly Remove Trump from Office
If you're not ready to get Jewed like you've never been Jewed before, then I suggest you prepare yourself.
Read More »You Know Nothing About Women, Jon Snow
He has become the servant of an old skank.
Read More »How Do We Know That the Brain-Eating Amoeba Hasn’t Already Eaten Most People’s Brains?
"Don't drink the water or you'll get infected with a brain-eating amoeba" should be the slogan of the year 2020.
Read More »Media Says Russia is Worried About Biden Winning Because Biden Will Start Wars with Them
This is just all so dumb.
Read More »Fact Check: Joe Biden Claims to Have Been First Elected to the Senate 180 Years Ago
Joe Biden is right about being in the Senate, but he exaggerated the dates.
Read More »Oregon: Governor Kunt Brown Declares “State of Emergency” Ahead of Proud Boys Rally
But why do they rally in Portland?
Read More »Former New Orleans Cop Charged with Stealing $300,000 from the Catholic Church
He's probably Jewish.
Read More »London: Massive Rallies Against the Lockdown Hoax Continue!
We need more people to stand up!
Read More »UK: Once Again, Study Shows More Dying from the Lockdown Than the Virus
17 people a day dying from excess heart attacks for lack of treatment.
Read More »Christ-Killer Ben Shapiro Calls for Gun Control
"Conservative Jew" is an oxymoron.
Read More »Louisville: Lady Cop Fired for Insulting Rioters in Private Email
White women are just now realizing that "white people" includes them.
Read More »White Man Killed by Cops! Riot Time???
"White supremacist" is a really flexible term.
Read More »Banning Junk Food in the Checkout Aisle is Too Little, Too Late
This is making a joke out of calls for the government to regulate the food industry.
Read More »The Barrett Nomination Means Literally Nothing
We need to replace the Congress.
Read More »UK: Black Female Lawyer Repeatedly Mistaken as a Defendant in Court Demands Someone Do Something
Why are there black people in Britain? I don't understand.
Read More »France Increases “Paternity Leave” in Bid to Denigrate Masculinity Even Further
Don't be a stroller pusher.
Read More »What About the Literacy Rate of the Blacks?
Assuming racism in every situation is absurd.
Read More »China Hits Back as Fat Slob Pompeo Tries to Shut Down New York Consulate
Pompeo is attempting to bully Americans into war with China in the name of globalism.
Read More »Finland Now Using Dogs to Sniff Out Coronavirus Infected Persons
Release the hounds!
Read More »Mark Levin Tells the Truth: 200,000 Coronavirus Deaths is the Biggest Lie of the Century
I'll even go one step further: this is the biggest lie ever to exist in the infinite continuum of space-time.
Read More »Idaho: People Arrested for Praying, Because of Coronavirus
If you don't like getting arrested for praying, then move to Russia, you freedom-hating scum.
Read More »Media Outraged That Trump Isn’t Funding Tech to Help Foreign Dissidents Overthrow Their Governments
If we're going to interfere in the crisis in Wakanda, the people should make the decision.
Read More »CNN Indicates They Will Refuse to Accept the Results of the Election, Promoting Violent Transfer of Power
Keep on hoaxin, hoaxin, hoaxin, hoaxin. Keep hoaxin, hoaxin, hoaxin.
Read More »Ohio: Woman Tased, Cuffed, Dragged Away from Middle School Football Game for Not Wearing a Mask
How is it possible that human beings are tolerating being treated this way?
Read More »Jerry Nadler Apparently Shits His Pants on Stage, Penguin-Walks Off, Trying to Hold the Shit Between Buttcheeks
Utter contempt for the goyim.
Read More »Trump Visits the Casket of Ginsburg – Doesn’t Spit!
Wow, this is a shock.
Read More »You’ll Never Guess Who is Taking the Frontline Role in Thailand’s Color Revolution
This ride never ends.
Read More »RT: Trump’s Own Folks in on the Russia Hoax
This is really the most important single issue - the Republican Party is stacked full of egregious traitors.
Read More »US State Department Declares That the US Will No Longer Recognize Lukashenko as President of Belarus
It's all just so exhausting.
Read More »As BLM Terrorists Shoot at Cops, Homeland Security Chief Says Whites are the Real Threat
We must focus on stopping these whites.
Read More »UK: Anti-Male Domestic Violence Sees Massive Increase Because of Loony Lockdown
Remember that the Jews did this on purpose.
Read More »The Media is Engaging in an Open Conspiracy to Steal the Election
This is actually happening.
Read More »Putin Told Macron That Navalny Poisoning was a False Flag, French Media Twisted Up His Words
WHO BENEFITED?
Read More »Regarding the Unquantifiable Significance of Grandmas Baking Cookies
Things should be in their places.
Read More »Louisville: Two Cops Shot During Mostly Peaceful Protest
We're told they were shot with peaceful bullets.
Read More »Literally: “We Have to Continue the War in Afghanistan Because of Women’s Rights”
The war must just go on and on forever, because we don't like their morals.
Read More »South Korea Accuses North Korea of Shooting a Fish Cop and Setting Him on Fire
Seems fake!
Read More »British Puppet Show Attacked for Greta Puppet, Told She is Above Reproach
The show probably doesn't even mock her.
Read More »Christ-Killing Jew Chuck Schumer Heckled with the Name of Jesus
Jews are in fact the real life embodiment of the cartoon racist evil that they ascribe to the Nazis and white police officers.
Read More »New York: City Shocked by Roaming Gangs of Thieves Robbing Everything
The solution is to have even less law enforcement.
Read More »Australia Passes Lunatic Law Making Vape Prescription Only
Where are the freedoms? Seriously. What the hell are these people talking about, we need a war with Belarus and China to bring them freedoms?
Read More »Nearly 500 Australian Women are Stuck on the Beach, Nearly 400 Already Dead
I was banned from the entire internet for calling a woman who died a fat slob. Now the media openly calls them "whales."
Read More »John McCain’s Whore Wife “Rough Doggie” Endorses Joe Biden as Hunter Biden Accused of Sex Trafficking
Politics is like a sponge for the scum of the earth.
Read More »Supergirl, The Feminist Mandingo Sex Fantasy Show for Preteen Girls, Is Finally Canceled!
The show designed to encourage preteen girls to have sex with black men will not see season 7.
Read More »Moronic UN Chief Says Coronavirus is as Bad as World War II
75th birthday party!
Read More »Ultra-Mega Infinity Cunt Breaks the Cunt Law: Murkowski Backs Down on Cockblock Agenda, Bows to Patriarchy
It's still going to be a woman judge. But we'll have a judge.
Read More »Canada: Healthcare Scum Get What They Deserve – Mass Layoffs!
May all these cunts rot in hell for what they did to our nations.
Read More »Coronavirus Vaccine is Extremely Unpopular, 33% Now Say There is No Way They’re Taking It
Fewer and fewer people are excited about having this mystery fluid injected into them.
Read More »Definitive Proof That Reddit News is Curated by an Army of Jews
I have irrefutable evidence of this fact of reality.
Read More »Uncontested Boss of America Fauci Implies Trump’s Politics are Causing Coronavirus Deaths
Scumbag Fauci is a political figure. He is working for Bill Gates, he is pushing a political agenda. He must be impeached.
Read More »Alleged Healthy 28-Year-Old Corona Victim Actually Died from a Brain Bleed
CNN lets you know the truth in paragraph #15.
Read More »Terrorist French Government Puts Man in Prison for Asking Questions About Alleged Jew Gas Chambers
Still no proof of homicidal gas chambers.
Read More »SHOCK as Jew Discovered to Have Used Football Money to Fund Land Thieves!
Shock as Jew acts totally Jewish...!
Read More »Wuhan: Chinese Having Fun Party Time Up Close at Bar, Flaunting Coronavirus Hoax
Literally, everyone can see what is going on, other than the densest of peasant garbage.
Read More »Pope Anus Now Hunting Autistic Boys for Anal Purposes
The whole thing is like a nightmare from hell.
Read More »White Women and Black Men Show Up at the Homes of GOP Senators in the Name of Notorious RBG
We have already mostly normalized slaughtering people by normalizing protesting their houses.
Read More »Good Morning. Sunday Morning.
Makes sense.
Read More »Nude Adults Explain Transgenderism to Children on Danish TV
If you think this is weird than you're probably the real pedophile.
Read More »Canadian Professor Threatens to Burn Down Congress If Trump Nominates a Judge
Why don't we invade Canada?
Read More »Currently, Only the Cunts Stand in the Way of Supreme Court Pick
Does it matter at this point?
Read More »Paki Slut Who Got Nobel Prize for Being Uppity Says “No Compromise” on Girls’ Education
If you have women's rights, you get every other Jew agenda.
Read More »China Release Viral Promotional Clip for World War, Includes Clips from Hollywood Movies
At least someone else thinks it's funny.
Read More »Humorless CNN Rats Fact Check Another Trump Joke
These people are so intensely unfun.
Read More »As Notorious RBG is Put to Rest, We Need to Choose a New Cool Youth Icon for the Democrat Party
Contest between Snoop Doggy Schumer and Lil Nancy.
Read More »Canadian WOMAN is Key Suspect in Attempted Ricin Assassination of President Trump!
The media needs to be indicted.
Read More »A Guide: How to Die in a Parking Lot in Columbus, Ohio
Life is dependent on its environment, and it is ultimately defined by it.
Read More »Pakistan: 82% of “Rapes” are Done by the Girl’s Father or Brother (Can I Get a “Yikes” Over Here?)
This is why they are so ugly. Rampant inbreeding.
Read More »The People Telling You Not to Vote for Trump Because He was a Bad Daddy are Evil
Neo-Nazis continue to promote voting for Kamala.
Read More »AOC and Chuck Schumer Say They Will Impeach Trump If He Attempts to Replace Ginsburg
This was nutty.
Read More »Amidst Coronavirus Hoax, More People Than Ever Believe in the Global Warming Hoax
We're reaching for a hoax singularity.
Read More »Another Woman Over the Age of 100 Survives Coronavirus
Surely, people have to see stories like this, and think, "well then who the hell are those 200,000 people who died?"
Read More »German Bitch from the EU Tells Poles They Have to Have Gay Anal Sex Everywhere
The EU is going to pound out these anal free areas, and leave them gaping wide open.
Read More »Moroccans Complain About the Middle East Going Full-Jew
Shocking that more Arabs aren't mad.
Read More »Judge Blocks Trump Order to Ban WeChat from App Stores
Presumably, the judge was bought off.
Read More »Pompeo the Hutt Announces New Sanctions on Iran
How does this help the American people?
Read More »Self-Help Sunday: The Things You Can Control
Let's list them off.
Read More »Demon-RATS Make BIG BUCKS After TOP Jew LICKS THE BUCKET…!
What have women wrought?
Read More »It’s Because Jews Control Your Culture as a Way to Cage Your Soul
We live in a grid that controls your soul by defining everything that you think about using these false cultural memes.
Read More »The Last Thing We Need is Cunt Justice: Trump Embraces Unadulterated Cunt Justice
Great. Just great.
Read More »“Let Them Drink Bleach” – Jeff Bezos Selling Drinkable Bleach to Paranoid Peasants
Jeff Bezos will drive you insane with paranoid delusions, then sell you drinkable bleach as the solution.
Read More »German Cops Suspended for Not Snitching on Fellow Officers Who Posted Nazi Memes
I guess Germany also needs to abolish the police, huh?
Read More »Trump Says Democrats Should Celebrate a Coronavirus Vaccine
The vaccine actually solves nothing.
Read More »Trump Cancels Plans to Cancel TikTok, Just Tells Them to Have a US Partnership
Trump continues to help freedoms.
Read More »China to Restrict US Companies Following TikTok Ban
Ensuring you don't have a shot at free speech.
Read More »Ecuador: Big Booty Mama Twerks on Coffin in Viral Video
That's the way I wanna go out.
Read More »At Least Four GOP Senators Siding with the Democrats
Why are there women and gays in the GOP?
Read More »Joe Biden Employee Caught Working with the Gay Nigger Association of America
We need more women in the movement.
Read More »Gay Black Homo from Netflix Charged with Producing Child Pornography
Oh wow I'm so shocked.
Read More »Reddit Accuses ICE of Harvesting the Organs of Immigrants…!
They are going to push this gibberish in the media if they overthrow Trump.
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Read More »Boomers: Don’t Let Your Millions of Dollars Prevent You from Living Like a Peasant
You can do it. Don't let society stop you, boomer.
Read More »Government Bans Downloads of TikTok: Hoax of Free Market Capitalism Officially Debunked
Trump angers teenagers for no reason, and helps his enemies in Silicon Valley.
Read More »Nick Fuentes has Epic Patriotic Meeting with Alex Jones
I haven't seen these levels of patriotism in years.
Read More »Mr. President, Minnesota Already is a Refugee Camp
This is present tense.
Read More »The Canadian Border Probably Won’t Ever Open
It's a good idea to keep them out.
Read More »UK: Judge Rules Communists Who Destroyed Statue of Historical Figure Won’t be Punished
After all, communists are heroes.
Read More »New Victoria Law Would Allow for the Arrest of People Who are Thinking About Violating Quarantine
People will go along with literally anything.
Read More »The Truly Rebellious Anarchist’s Guide to Copyright Trolling: EU Says Fake Artist Banksy Can’t Hold Trademarks
How can we destroy capitalism with copyright law?
Read More »FBI Director Shills Russian Meddling Hoax Hard
The FBI needs to be investigated!
Read More »Donald Trump’s Ads are Really Good
The GOP should be the "Fun Factor Party."
Read More »FBI Director Promotes Antifa Propaganda: “Not an Organization, An Ideology”
The FBI needs to be investigated for organizing terrorism.
Read More »President Trump Gives Fantastic Speech About American History and Identity
God bless Donald Trump and God bless America.
Read More »HuffPo Humiliates Jerry Falwell Jr. Further, Posts Wife’s 911 Call Following Drunken Fall
This is what happens to a man when you take his work from him.
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