Just terrible, frankly.
Read More »Old Bitch Sarah Silverman and Other Jews Appear Nude in Weird Democrat Ad
Just some Jews being Jewish!
Read More »Russia: Pussy Riot Does Hilarious Prank, Hangs an Anal Flag for Putin’s Birthday
Anal sex is really true love.
Read More »Are Orcs from Dungeons & Dragons Actually Black People? Wizards of the Coast Thinks So!
It's weird...
Read More »Mike Pence and Kamala Harris Debate was BORING!
This is happening NOW.
Read More »President Says Coronavirus Diagnosis was a Blessing from God!
Good luck!
Read More »Jewish Media Calling for Control of America to be Surrendered to the United Nations, Other Foreigners
Fun times ahead for sure.
Read More »Breaking News: All Blacks Plan to Vote Trump, Big Win, Awesome Deal
I think this is misguided, frankly.
Read More »Trump Says Troops in Afghanistan Will be Home by Christmas!
They should be!
Read More »Trump Now Demanding in All Caps That William Barr Do Something
William Barr is part of the conspiracy and should be charged with crimes for refusing to charge these people with crimes.
Read More »This Russia Thing
This is just simply disgusting.
Read More »Gavin Newsom’s Government Says to Put Your Mask on Between Bites While Eating
I have no comment.
Read More »“Where We Get Banned, We Get All Banned” – Facebook Bans All QAnon
This just means that they have a right to ban all Trump supporters at random.
Read More »Jew NBA Overlord Adam Silver Says He’s Going to Have to Dial Back Jew-Marxist Propaganda in the Sport
Why doesn't that guy go back to the Middle East?
Read More »Trump Moves to Cockblock the Eternal Flow of “Highly Skilled” Indian Perverts
BOOM!
Read More »Trump Says He’s Declassifying Russiagate, Tweets Chris Farley Meme Against Rat Barr
This hoax is somehow still hoaxing.
Read More »McCloskeys Indicted for Standing in Their Front Yard with Guns After a Mob Rushed Their House
They are sending you a message.
Read More »Joe Biden Says He Wants to See Dancing 4-Year-Olds
Our government is obviously run by satanic pedophiles and I find that problematic for a number of reasons.
Read More »Scientists Identify 24 “Superhabitable” Planets That are Better Than Earth
Time to send Somalians, trannies and fat women to colonize them.
Read More »What Democracy? Greek Golden Dawn Party Convicted of Being a Criminal Gang
Democracy is an absolute sham.
Read More »Eddie Van Halen is Finally Dead!
The world is a better place without Eddie Van Halen.
Read More »If Millennials and Zoomers Want to Find Good Girls, They Have to Look Outside of the Cities
You just have to look to find the good women.
Read More »Slut Domination: France to Put People in Jail for Issuing “Virginity Certificates”
It's fine if Islam dominates the world, as long as they don't interfere with a woman's ability to avoid any and all consequences for her behavior.
Read More »Twitter Blocks Trump’s Tweet Saying We Have to Live with Coronavirus
Which part is a lie, Jack?
Read More »Right and Left Jews Come Together to Condemn Nick Fuentes, Mussolini (White Christians)
We have to get these Jews out!
Read More »“Bitch” Biden is Trying to “Bitch Out” of the Debates, Saying He is Scarrrrrd of Trump’s Disease
Joe Biden is a pussy and a faggot little senile bitch.
Read More »My Boy Clarence is Fed Up with the Total Anal Overload
The end of the Age of Anal may be approaching.
Read More »Virus Aside, I Wouldn’t Meet with Kamala Harris Without a Plexiglass Shield Between Us
The bitch is scary as heck.
Read More »John McAfee Arrested in Spain, Tax Evasion Indictment Unsealed
He didn't file his tax return and laundered crypto. How stupid?
Read More »WHO: 10% of the World has Already Been Infected with Coronavirus
What is going on here?
Read More »Epic Return to Glory! President Posts Video Proving That Coronavirus is a Bitch Disease! Nothing!
We have to get back to work, folks.
Read More »NYT: COLLEGE STUDENT DIES OF CORONAVIRUS!!!!! (Just Don’t Check Paragraph 18)
Oh wow, shocking - another hoax!
Read More »Germany Saw Massive Anti-Lockdown Protests Over the Weekend
This isn't about public health. So what is it about?
Read More »Invincible Warrior Trump Puts Out Epic Series of Tweets as He was Getting Antsy to Leave the Hospital
The hospital is no place for an EPIC WARRIOR who is like something out of GREEK MYTH.
Read More »Belarus: Opposition Cunt PRAISES Sanctions Against Her Country!
Democracy has failed, miserably.
Read More »Neverending Story: Sleazy Hoax-Meister “Nipples” Cuomo is Closing a Bunch of New York Schools
The whole thing is getting locked down.
Read More »Now Kyrgyzstan is Also Rioting and Burning Down Government Buildings
So this could be the place where World War III pops off.
Read More »Evil White Men Charged with Chasing Innocent Black Victims Off Their Property
You just need to view blacks as literal gods who cannot ever be questioned in any context.
Read More »Guatemala: Migrant Scum Give Up on Evil Plan to Invade America and Suck the Life Out of Us
STAY BACK! STAY - BACK!
Read More »Devin Nunes Says It’s Time to Think About Shutting Down the FBI
It's about damn time to close the FBI.
Read More »Fat Bitch Buys a House with Onlyfans Whore Money
The systematic depriving of men their right to breed is a crime against humanity.
Read More »Pope Francis Openly Declares a Communist Plan to Reshape the World
This isn't even subtle.
Read More »President Trump Posts Video, Looking Healthy, Then Visits Supporters Outside Hospital
This was the only possible timeline. And it's fine. It's all going to work out fine.
Read More »Jewish Defense Minister Denounces Turkey for Starting This War Against Armenia
Jews are not known for their honesty, we should note.
Read More »As Predicted, New York Times Printing Fake News Claiming Trump is in Serious Condition
Jews are liars by their very nature.
Read More »Anal Fetishists Take Over #ProudBoys Hashtag, Post Images of “Gay Love”
This is an absolute nightmare world we've created, where the most disgusting, evil acts imaginable are celebrated as virtuous.
Read More »Helsinki: Finn Cops Give Global Warming Hoaxer Sluts What They Deserve
HILARIOUS!
Read More »Jews are Already Fleeing the Country…! Afraid of Being Charged with Their Crimes…!
I can't say I'm going to miss you.
Read More »Houthi Court Sentences Trump, Saudi King and Prince to Death
Do Arabs think this looks badass?
Read More »France Preparing to Reenter Into Total Lockdown
The whole West is going into a second lockdown.
Read More »Chris Christie is Positively Riddled with Coronavirus
He's 58 and morbidly obese.
Read More »Governor Orders Florida to Reopen Completely, Bans Cities from Fining Mask Criminals
Good luck, but the CDC will punish you for this.
Read More »Protestors in the US Demand People Pay Attention to War in Armenia
This is very likely to turn into some larger nightmare.
Read More »Peaceful Protesters Go to Walter Reed, Chant That They Hope Trump Dies
"Your President is dying," the peaceful activists screamed.
Read More »Every Car Will Have to be Electric by 2050, Says the UN
No one can afford this.
Read More »Homeland Security Giving Millions to Private Jewish Groups to Fight “White Supremacy”
It's about damn time!
Read More »Merkel Says a Whole New Wave of Coronavirus is About to Wipe Us All Out
This virus doesn't kill people.
Read More »Regal Cinemas Announces It is Staying Closed in US and UK Until Some Time Next Year
Theaters are closed forever, people.
Read More »Armenian PM: Erdogan is Attempting to Reestablish the Turkish Empire
Understand this first: the end goal of the Jews is the total destruction of Christianity.
Read More »It’s a Shame Biden Didn’t Get Coronavirus
Trump should insist that since he's infected, Biden also has to get infected so it's fair.
Read More »What Did He Mean by This?
Is it a secret message?
Read More »The Israeli Chapter of Proud Boys
Yes, obviously they have that.
Read More »“Hero” Black Lives Matter Activist Punches Rick Moranis in His Dumb Nerd Face
I stand with BLM on this one.
Read More »Trump Will Spend Several Days at Walter Reed
It's a bit excessive. It's just the flu, bro.
Read More »New York Times Says Trump’s Infection Means It’s Time to Get Serious About Corona Hysteria
This is the actual opposite of reality.
Read More »Australians Do Not Appear to be Cooperating with the Hoax, God Bless Them
Don't let them keep you from having fun, mate.
Read More »Twitter Says Wishing Death on the President is Against the Rules, Doesn’t Enforce Rule
Because what about trannies tho?
Read More »Russian State Finally Going to Arrest Homosexuals with “Adopted” Children
Finally.
Read More »Everyone has Coronavirus
The good news is: it's safe.
Read More »Kooky Russian Bitch Self-Immolates for Democracy
I guess it's sad for her.
Read More »Is This Twitter Video of Trump a Deep Fake?
I'm not saying that video is a deep fake...
Read More »Trannies Planning to Tear Down Harry Potter Statue in London
When Harry Potter was written, trannies were not yet women.
Read More »Fox News Host John Roberts is Tired of It (“It” Being “White People”)
What did whites do to deserve this hatred?
Read More »Liberals and Jews Celebrate Trump’s Coronavirus Diagnosis
Jews are a nasty, hateful group of people, I can tell you that.
Read More »They’re Just Openly Talking About Killing You in “The Revolution”
It's all very unfortunate.
Read More »What is “White Supremacy”? Ask a White Supremacist Neo-Nazi!
Let's have a frank discussion about pure evil.
Read More »Black Robber Says Phlebotomist Used an Airplane to Plant DNA at Crime Scene
Who is worse: the blacks or the phlebotomists?
Read More »President Putin Sends Nice Message to Diseased President Trump
Putin is a better American than the Demon-RATS.
Read More »Armenian Leader Says Turkey is Committing a Genocide Against Him
We should probably pay attention to this.
Read More »IT’S HAPPENING: Trump has Coronavirus! Soon to Die from Mild Flu???
This is not a problem at all.
Read More »Prince Harry Says World was Created by White People, Calls for an End to White People
There's nothing weird about any of this.
Read More »Andrew Anglin Returns to the Media! Takeover Imminent!
We're getting the band back together!
Read More »Justin Trudeau Condemns White People
What did we do, Justin? I've done nothing!
Read More »Ann Coulter Explains the Proud Boys Thing
This is all just completely insane.
Read More »Tenth Grade Race Sensitivity Course Contains Instructions to Have Sex with Black People
Don't worry, it's fine I'm sure.
Read More »Alpha Male Florida Barber Shoots at Customer for Complaining About Missed Appointments
You're going to see kookier things than a barber shooting at people who complained about missing an appointment, I can tell you that.
Read More »Kamala Harris Grows Disgusting Gills
What will this mean for her policies?
Read More »Fact Check: Is Adolf Hitler Behind the Gay Agenda?
The answer might surprise you.
Read More »Scotland’s Queen Bitch Whines About Mistreatment of Beautiful Immigrant “Human Beings”
Why are there women in politics?
Read More »Kremlin Accuses Navalny of Being a CIA Spy
Every opposition party is CIA.
Read More »Therapy Thursday: Keep Calm, Keep Cool, And Keep Your Cards Close to the Chest, Kid
This is important.
Read More »Senator Demand Russia be Sanctioned Over Poisoning Hoax
It's all so tiresome.
Read More »Democrat Souls Were Sucked Out of Their Bodies by Trump at the Debate
They are permanently broken now.
Read More »Tucker Carlson: “Trump Could Make a Wine List Sound Menacing”
I'm not really happy about this analysis.
Read More »Breitbart Falsely Claims That Trump Didn’t Tell Nationalists to Stand by and Await War Orders
We have to establish a right-wing media in this country that isn't Jewish.
Read More »Why Wouldn’t the Pope Want to Get Involved in the US Presidential Election?
The Pope is a bad person.
Read More »WaPo Concerned for Republicans That Trump’s Debate Performance Wasn’t Good
They're just really concerned about how this is going to affect Trump's chances in November.
Read More »Canada: Nurses Insult Fat Indian Bitch as She’s Dying
The poor dear.
Read More »Terrorist Leader Chuckles Biden Did Say “Inshallah” During the Debate
Do people like this?
Read More »FBI Warns That Extremists are Going to Go Buck Wild During the Election
Stand by.
Read More »Canada: Population Group Called Racist for Poster with a Black Baby
Well, blacks are the ones that are breeding out of control.
Read More »Disney Parks Laying Off 28,000 Employees
The economy is not going to get better.
Read More »Turkey Allegedly Shot Down Armenian Jet in Armenian Airspace
Remember: both world wars were started over random dumb events in places nobody cared about.
Read More »Stocks Drop Off After Trump-Wallace Debate
You might want to think about getting into crypto.
Read More »The Trump-Wallace Debate was Literally the Best Thing I’ve Ever Seen in My Entire Life
Everything is wonderful now.
Read More »Evil Fat Scumbag Boogie2988 Opened Fire on Frank Hassle
This is truly a reckoning for Boogie.
Read More »Declassified Facts Show That the FBI Got the Plan for the Russian Hoax Directly from Hillary Clinton
You could basically end up putting the entire leadership of the party in prison if your AG was someone other than William Barr.
Read More »“Chuckles” Biden Said Trump Would be Doing a Coup If He Doesn’t Leave Office After Mail-In Hoax
Literally the reverse.
Read More »Boris Attacked for Not Being Able to Explain New Lockdown Rules
How the hell is Boris supposed to know what's going on?
Read More »Dictionary Definition Searches That Trended During and After the Debate
"'Stand by': to be or to get ready to act."
Read More »Editor’s Note Regarding the Schedule
Articles will probably be posted later, generally.
Read More »Ireland: Supreme Court Rules Subway Buns Too Sugary to Meet the Definition of Bread
What has the average person gained from the changes of the last century?
Read More »Germany: AfD Official Fired for Saying “The Migrants Could All Just be Gassed Later”
Why do they keep saying these things? Can't they just chill?
Read More »Sure, They’re Burning Churches in Portland, But I’m Sure It’s Fine
Don't worry.
Read More »France Already had the Most Boring Circuses
But as we all know too well: none of us are ever seeing a circus again anyway.
Read More »Florida: Fun Police Shut Down Party as Freakish War on Fun Continues
The fun police counter-party forces are escalating tensions against partiers with virulence and disgraceful practices.
Read More »Greece: US Flags Burned Ahead of Visit by Evil Fat Slob Pompeo
This is who represents our country. It's shameful.
Read More »De Blasio Says New York Can’t be Normal Until There are Zero Cases
I hope you feel safe.
Read More »Trump Demands Someone Check Biden’s Ears for Devices Before the Debate
I'm really excited about this debate, you guys.
Read More »Ilhan Omar was Caught Engineering the Largest Scale Election Fraud in History and William Barr Will Do Nothing
William Barr will do nothing.
Read More »Video Shows the Entire Brad Parscale Spectacle was a Hoax Orchestrated by His Wife
Well - ain't that a shocker!
Read More »The Single Biggest Problem in the Right-Wing
You get one guess.
Read More »Fed Snitch and Neo-Nazi Christopher Cantwell Convicted of Threats, Going Away for a While
Well, this appears to officially end that saga.
Read More »Water Confirmed to be Found on Mars!
Society is right on track to build a colony on Mars. We just need to get justice for George Floyd first.
Read More »WHO Now Pushing Cheap, Quick Coronavirus Tests on the Third World
This is obviously a scam, designed to continue this lockdown, because the lockdown is the end, not the means.
Read More »Proud Boys is Strongly Disavowed by the Company That Makes Their Shirts
What if the Proud Boys succeed in destroying the reputation of polo shirts entirely?
Read More »UK Moving Directly Into Full Second Lockdown
No one could have predicted this.
Read More »Yeah, Trump Needs to Go After Hunter Biden at This Debate
Trump has to destroy the man outright. It's the only way.
Read More »The Fruits of Democracy: Uighur Woman Celebrated for Coming to the United States as a Refugee (Many, Many More on the Way)
Enjoy your refugees! You people supported this!
Read More »Former Trump Campaign Manager Brad Parscale in Mental Hospital After Locking Himself in His Room and Threatening Suicide
These kinds of breakdowns are going to become routine.
Read More »American Facing Two Years in Thai Prison for Bad Reviews of Resort
Thailand is a unique country. Unique countries are not allowed.
Read More »Nearly Two-Thirds of US Young Adults Believe Jerrold Nadler Pooped His Pants at Press Conference
This is a crisis among the youth.
Read More »Fake New York Times Says Trump Paid No Taxes for 15 Years Due to Debt
Indications are the Times made it up whole cloth.
Read More »So This Thing with Global Warming…
What is Great Thunberg worried about, specifically?
Read More »Fat People in Advertisements are Just a Normal Thing Now
Fat people have officially been normalized.
Read More »New Zealand’s Cuntish Ultra-Mommy Named #2 Thinker on Earth
A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
Read More »Maryland: Man Sentenced to a Year in Prison for Hosting Illegal Parties
We have to invade Belarus to bring them freedom.
Read More »Macron Declares He has an Absolute Right to Decide the Leader of Belarus
This is actually outrageous.
Read More »The Bitch is Back: A Month After Resigning, Disgusting Retard Greta Thunberg is on the Comeback Trail
Staged retirement for hype. Smh.
Read More »After Conservative Ideologists Supported the Lockdown, Conservative Ideology is Dead Forever
Ideology is a decadence we can no longer afford.
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