"The economy collapsing" is not limited to the stock market, you retards.

It is the perfect candidate to manage this dumb hoax. 

Why did they lie about this in the first place? Were they trying to cause the virus to spread?

It is a darkly funny situation.

Daniel Pearl was a Jewish spy.

Cops in Kenya are abusing martial law because they hate blacks.

It's a 50/50 chance he's going to replace Biden as the nominee.

Now is when things get really funny.

This is fun. Not Coronanews.

Yes, during a flu outbreak, hospitals do get overwhelmed.

This is the beginning of the end of everything.

This is a fun story. Many laughs.

Joe Biden is an expert on this shit, faggot.

The jig is up.

He's basically president for life now, so he'd better keep the laughs coming.

This is disgusting.

It's time to wake up to the truth.

An overrepresentation of Jews?

Well this is weird as shit, let me tell you that.

I just can't even take it anymore.

We have officially entered into a new stage of human decline.

Yeah, a bunch of fit military guys in their twenties are going to die. Sigh.

The evangelicals are finally going to get their End Times.

Out, out, out!

Twitter decides what you are allowed to think.

Goats are smarter than people.

I hope he dies. But he won't.

IT'S 2020! STOP BEING RACISTS!

"Look at me. I'm Brazil's president now." -Twitter

This will go over well with the blacks, I'm sure.

It's all real.

Coronavirus is literally my hero.

They should be.

Based.

These people are such whining babies. 

Ted Cruz is literally the most disgusting creature that exists.

Play stupid games...

This is a society that is literally too stupid to exist. It is fitting that it will end in the dumbest way imaginable. 

Who gives a shit man jeez.

There's a first time for everything.

This is sexual exploitation of men.

We know whatever happens over the next 20 years is going to create an extreme dystopia. So it might as well be a comedic dystopia. 

This is the most important thing I've ever written.

The poor bastards.

Hopefully this gets them out of the EU.

What are they going to do? Put people in camps?

Hobby Lobby did mass firings after they were forced to close.

We shouldn't forget who did this. 

Why hoax this bullshit when you've got Coronavirus to hoax people with?

The government thinks it is playing Rimworld with our entire society. 

Is it all over? For good?

Pretty anti-Semitic to say this is "unethical." It's an age-old trope that Jews are unethical.

I'll believe it when I see it.

"I survived Coronavirus and all I got was $1,200." 

I don't really see how it can survive this.

Poor dears.

Coronavirus has caused whatever was holding the remnants of sanity together to snap.

Suggestions on what to buy with your Trumpbux.

Bro it's not happening.

They are making an example of Jones.

Coronavirus Doom Cultists are spinning stupid narratives.

I am just baffled. 

We are approaching some kind of paranoid hysteria singularity where the question "but does this make sense?" no longer makes any sense. 

He is absolutely humiliated.

The "Famous People Flattener" strikes again!

Not a big news story! Strange!

Standard female humor for you.

We are headed towards zero fertility.

Just a private company collecting all your photos to track your behavior. It's to help you.

Finally.

Maybe we should go into pods like in the Matrix to prevent the possibility of death?

This is mass hysteria and it is the cure that is going to kill you.

Oh, what could have been.

It is an immediate problem.

See ya later, kike!

The dumber this hoax gets, the more I agree with Alex Jones. 

G O O D

GIMMIE DAT MONEY!

#FreeChoJubin

What is different about America???

These people are sick.

We're gonna make it after all. 

Whine harder, you weird bitch.

Just die already! Dumb bitch!

Jews actually are spreading the virus though.

Just trust the Jews, goyim. They're God's chosen people.

Come on. This is retarded.

We are living in a completely non-functional society, and the first stress-test in decades has shown just how bad things really are. 

I think this hoax was foisted on the people because the US Government is protecting its facial recognition cameras.

Is there any possible situation in which a Jew will not whine and make demands? 

Keep spamming videos of people eating dogs, I guess. 

They just simply will not stop. 

It obviously is much more likely that the US spread this as a bioweapon.

Trump can't even do anything because the media has a gun to his back.

These rat bastards...

You know what's not canceled? The release of Doom Eternal.

NOW NOW NOW.

Give me my money.

If all abortion is "essential," then shouldn't all babies be aborted? 

This virus is a hoax.

So he is going to dip out and leave white male America to deal with the precedent he set. Wow.

Iran is right!

This is all of the stuff that Alex Jones warned us about 20 years ago coming to the fore. 

Come on Rand, buddy - we're gonna make it through this!

What is actually the point of any of this? 

We'd just better get that money.

Yes, you can be sent to prison for jokes on the internet. Do not act like a retard.

You are literally more likely to get attacked by an alligator than you are to die from Coronavirus. 

We don't have any choice.

I don't think it's happening.

Because of a sad video.

I don't trust them.

WHO EVEN CARES? JUST LET THEM DIE

God Bless You, Kenny Rogers. May you soar where eagles dare.

It's a hoax!

Trump QAnon outreach is boring so far.

It's not anyone's fault but the dinks.

Whining is never a good deflection strategy. I should be called in to deal with this crisis.

Almost everything in this episode is filler.

She can't keep getting away with it.

I endorse this message.

But will it be good for the economy?

This is democracy for you - you deserve this because you voted for him.

How many coincidences are there involving the Coronavirus so far? 

Sayonara, friends.

This could well be the Coronavirus endgame.

Is this a conspiracy or what?

If you don't want to slut-shame, then you're going to get a lot of sluts.

It's a time when it is very dangerous to be famous, because this disease apparently only affects famous people.

"Nigga just stop killin niggas fo like a month, nigga!"

This is the dawn of a new age.

Unlike the West, China decided to fix the problem.

They can't burn the bodies fast enough! Anti-Semitism!

This is retarded and I hate it.

This is redpilled.

This is clearly a form of rape.

Jay Electronica is basically the black Mel Gibson.

Maybe Alex Jones was right?

Thank you, Coronachan. 

Corona murdered Bernie's campaign!